/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13963862
Nah it's good in recipes, on sandwiches/burgers, and good for dipping cold leftover thanksgiving turkey in

>>13963866
It smells like feet, taste like sweat and stale milk. Makes nauseous when taste it on my food.

>>13963872
Sounds like you have some psychological issues you need to sort out

>>13963862
no

My favorite hot sauce

>>13963872
Mate I'm not sure which family freind gave you a taste of his special mayo to put you off the stuff but that's a you problem.
Also
>Eating plain mayonase
Mayo is the most adaptable base of all the condiments, you can give it any flavor you want or use it to carry any flavor you want. Its supremely compatible with whatever modification you want to give it.
I personally enjoy a spoonful of curry powder, and then half that of both garlic and mustard powder.

>>13963862
You shut your whore mouth right the heck now

>>13963919
>>13963915
>>13963900
>>13963889
Disgusting faggots.

>>13963872
>Makes nauseous when taste it on my food
Can you not say "me" or "I"?

>>13963973
I forgot to type "us" and "we"

>>13963973
>Makes I nauseous when taste it on me food?

>>13964008
>what is reading things in order?

if you eat mayonnaise then you are not American.

>>13964027
then why do they put it on the mcdolan boigahs?

>>13964027
>implying fat lardass flyover mutts don’t smother their sandwiches with mayo
I used to work in a deli and nothing grossed me out more than when girthy slob families from Ohio and other midwestern shitholes would waddle in and insist that you slather their Italian subs with half a pound of mayo and would nearly tantrum if you tried to put provolone on it instead of the kraft singles they’re used to.

>>13964027
>ketchup only goes with french fries, by law
that doesn't mean you can't use mayo on fries, that means you can't use ketchup on anything but fries

>>13964008
Last night i read your mom in order

>>13963866
>and good for dipping cold leftover thanksgiving turkey in

>>13963862
Make aoli instead.
Inb4 Guy Fieri jokes

>>13963862
This anon gets it.

>>13963862
>>13963872
>t smells like feet, taste like sweat and stale milk. Makes nauseous when taste it on my food.

I do not know what fucking abomination you call mayo, but it should be nothing but yolk, oil, a squeeze of lemon, salt and a bit of mustard. Make it yourself from a fresh egg and see yourself.

>>13963862
Is just egg and oil

>>13964457
>>13964473
It awful and that's all that I need to know. Doesn't matter if it's Jesus' tears mixed with unicorn's blood.

>>13964520
Are you sure you didn't just had shit mayo? Because store bought mayo is not really mayo. There's all sorts of wrong shit in there.

Where did you try it?

>>13964531
I've given mayo a lot of chances , store bought , fastfood , restaurant made. It either smells too strong(greasy,eggy,vinegary smell) or just adds nothing to the food but shitty after taste.

>>13964543
Have you ever considered that the Mayo is ok but you are not?

>>13964551
Yeah , but chances are mayo is just that disgusting.

>>13964543
fastfood is shit tier and often too vinegary, yeah.
Same can be said about various store bought ones. A lot of restaurants just get the store bought shit in buckets, so unless the restaurant was significantly above average I would suggest they gave you shit too.
Ever had hollandaise sauce? It's a light butter sauce with yolk as thickener. You should intensely taste the specific butter used. Mayonnaise similarly should taste mostly of the oil used, for example you can make an intense olive oil sort of dip with it. Other white sauces like Aioli (oil and garlic, mentioned by another anon) function similarly. If there is any particular oil you like, you can make it into a dip.

>>13963862
Whatever, hipster faggot.

>fatties defending their favorite high calorie food lube this hard
everyone in this thread is at least 250lbs

>>13963862
awwww! did you get the mayo and your semen jar mixed up.

Is this the baby palette picky bitch general?

>>13964975
>basically shitting on an entire category of sauces, including a mother sauce
Some people actually care about cooking here. Go back to your hot sauce circlejerk.

>>13965326
it's the baby palette picky bitch BOARD.

>>13963872
>smells like feet
and that's a bad thing how?

>>13963862
OK, David