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i came in expecting some type of smores lite flavor. Some chocolate vanilla and marshmellow but what i tasted was fucking chocolate ice cream mixed with Chai tea
who the fuck green lit this garbage? Im pouring as much chocolate syrup i can to dilute the painful cinnamon flavor. I only got it because they ran out of smores ben and jerrys at the store
I wanted to like this. I didnt care about the sjw cringe, but this is honestly the worst ice cream i ever bought.
i cant even finish it. it would be more worthwhile to chug the chocolate syrup instead of wasting it on this filth

2/10
in the garbage

>> No.13957323

>>13957319
imagine being an adult man engaging with ice cream in any way other than using it as bait.

>> No.13957324

>>13957319
Only a stupid shart in mart would call this ice cream. Fuck off my board burgers. Ill fight anyone who says different. I AINT NO LITTLE BITCH. 250LBS OF PURE MUSCLE. I CAN WHOOP ON ANY OF YALL. TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THIS. YOU DO NOT WANT ANY PART OF THIS. WISEN UP

>> No.13957327

looks good desu

>> No.13957328

>>13957323
>/ck/ Food & Cooking

>> No.13957336

i was gonna buy it but i didnt

>> No.13957338

>>13957324
Not American, but I'll take you on.

>> No.13957339

>>13957319
Agreed, brother. I bought it before. I think it would taste okay if the cinnamon wasn't so fucking strong. It's not the worst ice cream I've ever bought; that would go to this white chocolate lemon sherbet thing.
What does this ice cream have to do with SJWs or justice or remixing

>> No.13957343

>>13957319
>Justice Remix'd
>brown, brown, and brown, with some lighter brown, but not too light, and extra brown
USA! USA!

>> No.13957346

>>13957324
post body

>> No.13957348

>>13957338
WELL FUCKIN THROW EM UP LEAF. I AIN SCARED OF NO ONE. WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE?

>> No.13957349

>>13957339
The future of justice is brown and completely misuses spices.

>> No.13957358

>>13957348
>WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE?
I'm Gordon, from Kamloops. Nice ta meetcha.

>> No.13957372

>>13957358
Hi gordon. Ima whoop on ya. WHOOP ALL UP N DOWN YO RAGGETY WHITE ASS. DEY CALL ME TYRONELL. STRAIT UP

>> No.13957378

>>13957372
i will fuck your dad

>> No.13957380
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13957380

OP is a faggot, it was good.

>> No.13957611

>>13957324
whats with agrofag shitting up threads?

>> No.13957620

>>13957611
Best to watch your tone when youre adressing me boy. I WILL STEAMROLL YOUR LANKY ASS

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>>13957319
I really felt like it didn't have enough cinnamon. Felt like I was eating a shitty chocolate ice cream with a light cinnamon flavor and some gobs of nothing.
So yeah, I agree it's shit, but not for the same reasons.

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13958071

>>13957319
Agreed. It's pretty fucking shit ice cream. Funny that people think the brand is some hippie dudes still. It's owned by Unilever. Big business as fuck.

>> No.13958074

>>13957324
DONT FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR

>> No.13958080

>>13957620
Big mouth. Always talking tough. Guys like you end up learning the hard way.

>> No.13958088 [DELETED] 

>>13958074
>>13958080
Step up nigger lovers

>> No.13958102

>>13958088
I will put my penis on your haircut

>> No.13958368

Ben and Jerry'sfags treat making ice cream like a religious experience.

>> No.13958460

>>13958071
I used to work for Unilever and Ben & Jerrys constantly came in last in internal taste tests. Instead of spending time and money having R&D improve the ice cream they decided to just add more toppings. That's why a pint is basically 80% toppings and the ice cream sucks.

>> No.13958491

>>13957319
Ben & Jerry's is just high-fat ice cream with lots of mix-ins. If you want a sundae, make a sundae. Chop up your own candy pieces, add your own cookie, sprinkle on some sugar cereal, top with whipped cream and dust with cocoa or cinnamon unless it's fruity.
For some reason it's invariably fatties that prefer this brand.

>> No.13958501

>>13958491
>For some reason it's invariably fatties that prefer this brand.
There’s like 2,000 calories to a pint so it isn’t hard to connect the two. Pretty much anyone who eats ice cream more than a few times a year is invariably a fat fuck.

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>>13957319
It's a Jewish owned brand that supports the apartheid state of Israel.

They push immigration on white countries while supporting the open air prisons of Gaza. Horrendous people. Boycott Israel.

>> No.13958585

Ben and Jerry's always had a weird aftertaste even when it was supposed to be "good".

>> No.13958592

>>13957324
love to see what your 250lbs of muscle would do against my .45 bitch

>> No.13958634

>>13957324
Copypastaing this in the future.

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>>13957324
hold still

this will only hurt a lot

>> No.13958678

>>13958592
Imagine being such a fragile scared little bitch that you can’t just take a good old fashioned asswhoopin.

>> No.13959810

>>13957324
250lbs of pure muscle is a piece of meat. If you don't have any bones, organs, or a circulatory system I'm confident I can take you. And given you're all meat I may eat you as well.

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>>13957319

this. omg is it crappy. it tastes like sweetend wet sand. the pieces are absoluly tasteless and bland.

>> No.13960801

>>13957319
The shades of brown on that font give me a feeling of disgust for some reason

>> No.13960809

>>13957319
I'm confused on why you would think this would be anything like a fucking smores. There's no marshmallow or fuckin graham cracker. You're a fucking moron

>> No.13960815

>>13957319
>eating political ice cream
If they made an Drumpf Orange Sherbert I might try it

>> No.13960830

>>13957319
yeah gonna be honest most ben and jerrys ice creams are shit with too many ingredients. americone dream is s+ tier

>> No.13960843

>>13957319
Who cares about this gay ice cream, didn't you hear they're taking the indian butter lady off my favorite butter? REEEEEEEEEE

>> No.13960872
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13960872

We can peacefully resist the Trump administration’s regressive and discriminatory policies and build a future that values inclusivity, equality, and justice for people of color, women, the LGBTQ community, refugees, and immigrants.

>> No.13960895

>>13957319
Imagine supporting this terrible company in 2020.

>> No.13961118

>>13957324
*shoots you*

>> No.13961129

>>13961118
Little bitch. Trip fag homo. Lets throw down

>> No.13961269

>>13961129
First day on 4chan kiddo?

>> No.13961593

>>13957319
I hate Ben & Jerry’s cheapshit ice cream but you’re a fucking retard.

You expected vanilla and s’more flavors from an ice cream that has:
No Vanilla
No Graham Crackers
No Marshmallows

Then you were shocked by the strong spice taste despite knowing that this flavor contains:
Cinnamon Ice cream
Cinnamon buns
Spicy chocolate

You’re an idiot. Get fucked. Stop eating cheap crappy ice cream and learn to read you mongoloid.

>> No.13961871

>>13957319
who told you justice would taste good

>> No.13961893
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13961893

i have never actually eaten ben and jerry's, any flavor.

>> No.13961950

>>13957319
ben and jerrys is ran by communists

>> No.13961986

>>13961893
I use the dark theme so your image is fucked

>> No.13962027

i feel bad about it but i love the cookie dough flavour purely for the chunks
is it true that in america you can buy cookie dough like that by itself? if we had that i could buy it as a guilty pleasure by itself without needing to waste on B&Js

>> No.13962111

>>13958102
Woah come on man he was just fucking around

>> No.13962143
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13962143

You call that an ice cream? This is an ice cream.

>> No.13962244

>>13962143
What's the point of sweet cream ice cream if you add a vanilla flavor?

>> No.13962267

>>13957324
haha epic post goodsire! *tips le tophat* 10 internets to you!

all my friends on the subreddit upvote this post at once

>> No.13962275

I enjoy the energy of this thread.

>> No.13962327

>>13957319
>read cinnamon and chocolate
>expect marshmallow and vanilla
>get cinnamon and chocolate
>get mad

>> No.13962362 [DELETED] 

Ben and jerrys is a straight ZOG meme brand and Haagen Daaz is a crypto Jew brand , so that leaves only your specialized local brands.

If you’re a maple leaf the superstore Jew has an awesome house brand “pc black label” ice cream that’s everything the others aren’t

Even Haagen daaz sucks now since they changed the recipe. It’s almost inedible now

>> No.13962373

>>13962362
Why the antisemitism?

>> No.13962407

>>13962267
Motherfuck you. Step up nigger. I dare you. Pussy ass manlet

>> No.13962591

Why would you buy ice cream that isn't Haagen Dazs?

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13962664

>>13957319
>buying shitty woke ice cream
>not superior pic related
Get out of my fucking face.

>> No.13962668

>>13957324
And I pull out my guns and I start blastin'

>> No.13962676

>>13957324
Is that you, Macho Man Randy Savage, posting from beyond the grave?

>> No.13962777

>>13962373
I care because you care

>> No.13963127
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13963127

>>13957319
tillamook is the most based of big but not too big ice creameries. There would be frequent buy one get one sales when i lived on the west coast. i miss those old time inspired flavors

>> No.13963184

I throw a pint of Tonight Dough in the microwave for like 20 seconds, then eat the whole thing in one sitting and feel like shit. Would recommend

>> No.13963545

>>13958555
That even if is kind of throwing me off though

>> No.13963553

>>13962027
Dude you can MAKE cookie dough anywhere and buy cookie dough most places. Stop with the lies

>> No.13963556

>>13963127
This is just one of those annoying West Coast brands

>> No.13963564

>>13960872
Why does shit like this always have the most disgusting art?

>> No.13963744
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>>13962027
You can buy cookie dough by itself. You can also make it yourself. Be sure to toast the flour. If you are fine with raw eggs, I highly recommend just using a regular recipe with toasted flour instead of an eggless recipe. Pasteurized eggs are also good.
One of many recipes: https://www.chelseasmessyapron.com/edible-cookie-dough/

>> No.13963890

>>13963556
its west coast but avoids the in your face cal arts progressive art style. Look at that shit, its old timey as fuck. unpretentious but still delicious.

>> No.13963929

>>13957324
More like 250lbs of pure dookie lol.

>> No.13964977

>>13958592
Absolute pussy boy