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based pizza choice

terrible taste like carboard and bad sauce cheese flavorr

>>13952645
>tomato tomato sauce
Retards

>>13952587
The absolute most based, most flavorful frozen pizza out there. Plus, you can catch them on sale at 4 for $10usd

>>13952668
based as fuck, jack's tastes amazing for a frozen pizza, and is super cheap. Best frozen pizza on the market right now.

best pizza coming thru

>>13952587
You’re cringe for making such a shit thread. Imagine being as boring as you are.
I pity you. I spit on you.

>>13952692
sorry my thread made you cry, you should go back to the soylent threads, bon voyage!

>>13952706
I spit on your mother too. But I don’t spit on your father. He has suffered enough simply watching you grow into the disappointment you are.

>>13952731
why so assmad? my reply really hit a nerve huh?

>>13952731
stop spitting you disgusting piece of lard

https://www.instagram.com/tv/B-seZ3SpoMC/?igshid=1pd1rt9x3vjlz

>>13952587
The great thing about Jack's is that it's not pretentious. It knows that frozen pizza will never be able to mimick the real stuff, so it doesn't try. It does its own thing, with the cracker-like crust and all, and is dirt cheap as well. Elios is a similar kind of value proposition, but I'd give the edge to Jack's because they give you a full pie instead of the single-serving rectangles which don't feel as filling even when you eat more by volume.

>>13952587
Hard to cringe on something that only costs $2 - $2.50 each. The thin crust means it bakes fast and crisp, and can host a small topping upgrade. Also everyone knows the fatasses here WILL eat the entire thing, and Jack's is a reasonable size, very satisfying but not ridiculous. Red Baron or bigger pizzas is just too much to put away, this brand has a dose of self control built in.
Jack's is based, we know you niggers all shop at Walmart, so you WILL have this brand available.

>>13952755
exactly, i feel digorno, california
pizza kitchen, screamin' sicilian, etc. all try way too hard to make you think that it's "just like homemade or pizza parlor pizza!" when it never is, Jack's is a true and honest pizza.

>>13952755
Fair review. I think the digiorno brand is way pretentious for a product that tastes like ketchup on bread. But i feel thet are marketing to young, bearded, effeminate zoomers.

all cheese pizza is cringe

>>13952780
>But i feel thet are marketing to young, bearded, effeminate zoomers.
nah, digorno is more geared towards collage kids or fatasses. You're describing screaming cisillian more.

>>13952797
t. butthurt zoomer

>>13952587
I'd rather just spend $0.75 more and buy a Tombstone

>>13952821
lol i mentioned in another post that digorno tasted like shit, also nice reddit memes, newfag.

>>13952827
the cheese on those taste really cheap and gross to me for some reason.

>>13952780
It's not delivery, it's Digionroro

>>13952918
>peetzer
based horsefucker

>>13952587
Never seen Jack's in any store ever, pic related is a decent cheapo one though

ate two Jack's pizzas in one sitting yesterday ama
>6'2
>170 lbs

Tony's is better strugglepizza kino

>>13952692
>>13952731
cringe

>>13952706
>>13952737
based OP

>>13952755
based dubs and pizza review

Red baron>digiorno>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>tombstone

>>13952587
Based

>>13952587
they're like $2 each so pretty good

>>13954615
my mom used to buy these by the dozen and i'd cook/eat one almost everyday when i lived with her in my mid 20s. wake up at 3, drink from 7-1, then pizza time, coom, and sleep. really dark time but jacks makes me nostalgic for that period in my life

>>13952587
>100% REAL PROUDLY CHEESE WISCONSIN
Holy fuck what's with the engrish

>>13952587
how does he manage to make it with only one arm

>>13952690
they left it out for the photo shoot and then stood it up for a picture and all of the pepperonis fell to the bottom

>>13952746
I tried watching it but he seems to spend the first two minutes talking about himself.

>>13955025
it's Proudly Wisconsin cheese you simpleton. Do you know how to do ( ) math retard?

>>13955203
Love that brand. I can OMAD a whole pizza and still have room in my caloric budget for a snack.

i fuckin love homerun.

>>13954786

>cooming instead of jackin it

>>13953353
how are you so based?

>>13952587
Cocksuckers

>>13955261
fag

Which pizza has the best high protein to low carb/fat ratio?

>>13955720
any version of meat lovers and put that shit on thin crust.

>>13952827
Tombstone used to be good and I like the mini "deep dish" pucks they make but their normal line is somehow worse than Jack's despite being almost identical and a bit more expensive.

>>13952587
Jacka ia my go to for "shitty" feozen pizza. Most of the time they are 4/$10 at my local store. I prefer ither froxen pizza, but for the price and the decent taste, Jacks is amazing.

>>13955167
They're loose you space them yourself.

David Portnoy doesn't like them apparently

>>13956580
might as well make the pizza yourself

>>13952587
It's not bad. My wife is 12 weeks pregnant and has been craving Jack's pepperoni pizza on a daily basis.

CONE TO US TACO BELL POSTER NOW

>>13955207
That layout makes no sense and looks like shit. Also we aren't doing math, we're reading a fucking pizza box you flaming cocksucker

>>13952617
Rich bitch snob detected
>>13955720
Grilled chicken or anchovies and spinach on light everything, thin crust.

>>13952746
>>13956691
I knew it was over once I saw how floppy it was. He followed the instructions but put the pizza on a higher rack, it should either be placed on a baking sheet, or if you're putting it on the oven rack put it on the lowest position possible to achieve a nice crunchy crust. Anything else results in a floppy piece of shit like Portnoy ended up with.

>>13955225
Based choice, but at double the size and triple the price, its not in the same league as Jack's.

>>13952755
True, and as 13953533 said, solid description.

We're talking frozen pizzas here, there's a limited number of outcomes. Shitty - mostly ok is basically the whole range.

>>13955025
blame Wisconsin for the design on that, not Jack's problem. not their design. Basically it's actually cheese and not fucking Chinese soybean oil "cheese product" smegma level bs.

Anybody here like Bellatoria frozen pizzas? I think they're also ok for a frozen pizza, worth the extra $3 sometimes.

>>13952587
BASED I REPEAT THEY ARE FUCKING BAASEED.

GET YOUR RED BARON, YOUR TONYS, AND YOUR DIGORNO AND THROW THEM IN THE FUCKING DUMPSTER

Cardboard with flavor.

Black olives, anchovies, fresh tomato slices.

>>13952587
For me it's Reggios Butter crust 'za. King of all frozen pizza.

>>13952587
Jack's rising crust is objectively superior