/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>tfw don't live in a legal state and aren't willing to risk buying illegally anymore
I hate this. This sucks. Fuck this.

>>13949865
Bruh I live in Canada and I have yet to be in a legal pot shop. The black market price went down so much after it became legal who would. I pay like 15 dollars a gram of grade a shatter or a hundred dollars for an awesome ounce of bud. The stores here are selling for 10 dollars a gram at least

>>13949736
Is this still a thing? I remember celebrating this in college when it was still DUDE WEED because it hadn't become a mainstream thing for normies. I'm surprised anyone still acts like 4/20 is a special pot head holiday

>>13949736
just some normal food, because im not a fucking junkie

Whoa Deja Vu I thought I read this post already today
Lasagna

>>13949881
not the anon you replied to but I buy from dispensaries because I trust them more than just some random dude who my only relationship with is buying drugs from them.
Can't even get a discount from a dealer like I can if I go to a store on a certain day of the week.
Hell, a lot of shops where I live in the US have deals for every day of the week.
My roommates get an ounce for like 30 USD.

>>13949865
you can't get medical?

>>13949896
it's still a thing where I live. Joe Rogan used to do an annual 4/20 show and this year was supposed to be a big one except this lockdown bullshit happened.

I just got my free government money and I don't have anything better to do than smoke weed and eat food these days, so why not celebrate it?

>>13949900
>junkie
This isn't the holiday for heroin addicts.

>>13949914
I searched the catalog but didn't see anything?
Lasagna would be good but it gives me acid reflux.

>>13949923
>I just got my free government money
Unrelated question, is it acceptable to lie about my "plans" for the "government money"? I'm discovering the uncomfortable truth that I make more money than most people I know. I don't know how this happened. How the fuck is everyone surviving on five figures?

I'm gonna be playing some Doom

>>13949945
I was talking about the stimulus check - this was based on taxes though, so if you already filed, it's too late to lie. And if you haven't filed yet, you might not get that money for awhile.
It might not even be that much money depending on how much you make currently. It's only 1200 for singles. If you're married, you get like 2000 or something. I'm not married so I don't remember the number.

If you're talking about the 600 added on to unemployment, that's probably a drop in the bucket for you in which case, don't bother.

>>13949923
>My roommates get an ounce for like 30 USD.

>>13949947
Nice. What are you going to eat tho cause this is the cooking board dammit

>>13949957
ok and?

>>13949945
It depends on where you live. Buying power and free stuff vary widely.

There's a great Japanese place near me still doing carry out so I'll probably get some stuff from there for dinner. I usually get a big order of spicy general tsos chicken and another big order of chicken fried rice for like 20 bucks. I might get some hibachi too though since I've got the extra money to spend now. Maybe some junk food for later in the night when I'm completely gone too. Chips and stuff like that I mean. This is the first time in like 3 or 4 years that I've had the opportunity to get high on 4/20 so I'm definitely gonna enjoy it thoroughly.

>>13949923
>you can't get medical?
Nah, medical isn't legal in my state. they just "decriminalized" it, but still, fuck that.

>>13949953
Yes I know what you were talking about.
>>13949965
Even locally. There's a guy I'm friends with, based on his lifestyle I just assumed he made significantly more than me. Then the other day he was like "so what are you doing with your stimulus check". I'm like uhh.. ha ha yes, my stimulus check.

>>13949736
Pasta with a cream sauce, finished with dill and smoked salmon, lots of pepper.

>>13950026
This sounds fucking fantastic.

>>13950065
Decadent.

>>13950044
Oh so you're saying you make too much to have received it - so basically, you don't need it...

>>13949736
Find a ghetto pajeet place and get veggie pakora then go to mcds get a big Mac and 10pc nuggs 2 for $5 then go to 711 and get some roller taquito rollers an Reese's brownies

>>13950144
>Reese's brownies
god I want this

damn this place is usually so full of fat fucks who would have all kinds of suggestions for fatty shit to eat, where'd they all go?

>>13950372
>dude weed
go away

>>13949865
>and aren't willing to risk buying illegally anymore
What shitty state do you live in that you can't find a weed dealer?

>>13950380
Trying to talk about food, asshole.

>>13949736
I have to work that day (I'm "essential" what with working at a hardware store), so my only high meals will be dinner. Probably going to make chicken strips and a baked sweet potato. My normal day-long high snacks are typically things like fresh fruit or spicy corn chips.

>>13950381
I have to much to risk getting busted for buying weed from a lowlife drug dealer. You'll understand when you get older.

>>13950498
I'm 31. I live in a state where it's legal, but even when it wasn't I had connections from people I trusted to sell me weed. Sorry you're butthurt about it though.

>>13950595
I really enjoy smoking, but not enough to break the law. Sorry. I look forward to nationwide legalization though.

>>13950595
>butthurt
not them but you kind of ruin it for everyone and you're part the reason people don't like annoying potheads.
We're not butthurt, we're pissed that you're holding us back from nationwide legalization.

>>13950638
lol gay

I got 7 grams of grape sorbet . I plan on eating soup and improvising whatever else I desire. Snacking is evil

>>13950640
I am gay actually.

>>13950650
>Snacking is evil
not if you only do it sometimes

>>13950602
>>13950638
Absolute fucking pussies

>>13950660
>I am gay actually.
Lol, gay

>>13950638
>we're pissed that you're holding us back from nationwide legalization
Absolutely this. If these laze cowards joined the legalization movement, instead of being content with buying illegally, it would've already been federally legal.

>>13950660
Nah it’s evil . I’d rather buy a big shell steak than chips or whatever. It’s come out to being the same in price anyway.

>>13950662
>dude just break the law, it's only a little law!
You are scum. If a law is unjust, join the movement to change it, but do not ignore the law simply because it inconveniences you.

>>13950686
Laws are spooks and only fags are worried about spooks. You're not a fag are you?

>>13950717
Is prison a spook too? Is becoming a felon for having a dime bag found on your person? You'll grow up one day dude. Stop trying to avoid the law, and start trying to change the law. Now is the time.

>>13950686
You're such a little bitch. Have fun going to your "budtender" you fucking faggot

>>13950726
It's a thing that exists, but it shouldn't impede or prevent you from going after what you want, rather, it should factor into how you go about getting the thing you're after.

>>13950730
Are you not white? Just curious. Your people have a tendency to disobey laws, so I kind of assumed.
>>13950737
If it's not legal in a year, I'm going to move to a legal state.

>>13950680
That's true.

>>13950717
remember when spook was slang for black person?

>>13950730
holy shit, you take this too seriously.

>>13950744
Come to WA then. We got good shit. Great shit, actually. The excitement of illegal procurement was fun but legality did allow for good quality products to be made.

>>13950744
>Your people have a tendency to disobey laws, so I kind of assumed.
hilarious

>>13950754
Am I racist or highlighting an intangible quantity which is mistakenly regarded with tangible, real value? Why not both?

>>13950759
Funny you should say that, because I was thinking Washington or Oregon (I like your landscape up there). Are the dispensaries only near large population centers, or could I move into the sticks and still have access to places?

>>13949736
i'm gonna eat shitniggerfuckcockassholepaste

>>13950787
There's a pretty good distribution across the board. Seattle area is pricey though.

>>13950801
I would never move within 90 miles of the shithole that is Seattle, WA.

>>13949736
I am going to fast all day
Or maybe hike and have a 24h 4000cal MRE

>>13949945
Just say you're paying off a credit card balance.

>>13950816
Smart man. Only place I have ever stepped in human shit. It has redeeming qualities but as a whole cities are disgusting in ways you can only feel.

>>13950835
Any recommendations for general areas of the state? Or more importantly, areas to avoid (besides Seattle of course)?

>>13949736
Jaegerschnitzel, in honor of my idol, Adolf Hitler.

>>13950787
Move to Oregon, we have enough people in Washington.

>>13950844
I liked Central WA, Maple Valley is nice. Kent is trash as is Renton, most of King county actually. Yes, these are related to demographics, and no I'm not even going full /pol/. Just facts of practical experience. There is more work to be found on the western half, the trade-off is overall environment and population.

>>13950879
I'm based, so I'll just take your place.

>>13950872
>not sparking Hindu Kush for the tenth avatar

>>13950881
Nice, thanks for the recommendations man. I'll see you next year. We'll burn a cone.

>>13950903
Whenever chinky flu clears up m8

tfw you used to love to smoke weed but now every time it makes you feel panicky, super guilty about every bad thing I've done and generally like a horrible human being

>>13950940
protip: you are a horrible human being

>>13950774
I never said it was racist.

>>13950498
then get some friend to buy for you lmao

>>13950940
That's because you should feel guilty about the bad things you've done, weed breaks down the mental walls

>>13950940
what did you do that was so bad anon?

>>13950953
You do realize that illegaly grown weed has no regulations and uses harsh pesticides and shiot, right? It's downright unsafe.
>then get some friend to buy for you
>some friend
>friend
Haha, my what?

>>13950944

>>13950953
>just throw your friend under the bus
what a dick move

I ain't doing anything now that I've started having COVID-19 symptoms. The one year where I can actually do something and I get the stupid Bud Light Cold that's plaguing the planet. Story of my dumb comedic life.

>>13951010
I met a Modelo-positive at work today, she said it wasn't anything too major. You're gonna be fine anon.

>>13950144
The taquitos were great when I was in college in 2008. Now they're mostly empty so you just get a hard flaky shitty tortilla shell. Get a hot dog and load up on relish and cheese instead.
t. 33 with a wife and son

>>13951022
Yeah, but my friends who I had plans with probably won't feel the same way. Especially considering that a lot of them have small children and I wouldn't feel alright if I wound up getting them sick. I'm sure there is going to be a big blowout too because our hippie friend killed himself in December and this is the first year without him.

>>13951040
damn that's rough.

>>13951032
>t. 33 with a wife and son
lol

>>13951040
Sucks bro. Wise to watch for the little ones though. Sorry to hear about you losing your friend like that. My advice is to wait until his birthday, if it clears up by then. Shitty situation but isolation is a good call.

>>13951032
Have you tried them in the last few years? It's not just tortilla tooth breaking anymore it's practically like an egg roll shell, they're great fresh and they're also great after several hours of drying out

>>13951053
His birthday was back in February. We didn't do anything then mainly because we had just had something in his honor back in December. I'm certain his best friend will do something on Monday since he usually doesn't have anything going on.

>>13951010
a lot of people aren't dying from it

>>13951108
Yeah but the little kids are his concern. Cos he's considerate like that. Overall you are right though

Fried noodles because that's the only food I have that's exclusively mine and I don't want to make people mad

>>13951071
I had a buffalo chicken one few months back, it was so flaky and shitty. Maybe I just have a bad 7-eleven.

>>13950726
>becoming a felon for having a dimebag
ahhh so you’re a shitskin huh

>>13951172
That's the reality for like half the states in the US, nigger or not.

>>13951172
Don't gotta be a nog to run afoul of dickhead cops

>>13951183
I thought most places had at least decriminalized or had medical? What's left that doesn't have either of those?

>>13951229
Alabama for one. Actually, if I'm not mistaken, most of the Southern states still have it as an illegal substance.

>>13949736
country's been in lockdown for a month, prob still will be for another 2-3 weeks. been dry since before lockdown and dealers arent selling during it because it's an offense to be outside or to visit other social bubbles.

>>13951239
>most of the Southern states still have it as an illegal substance.
Not just that, but it's scheduled in the same class as heroin, Schedule 1 drug. I mean...can you believe that fucking shit? Fucking Boomers.

>>13951229
https://disa.com/map-of-marijuana-legality-by-state
>>13951255
I knew that.
t. felon whose former friend threw him under the bus in high school
I will never forgive that asshole for screwing me over like that.

>>13951249
One upside to living out in the stix is that I can still get weed because we all just go to one another's houses when we need weed.

Your mom's puss as depicted by your image

>>13949736
my nigger friend will cook catfish if I catch one, still pretty much winter right now.

>>13951333
>still pretty much winter right now.
This. First year in recent memory we haven't had tons of record-setting high temps throughout March and April, just fucking figures

>>13951273
>https://disa.com/map-of-marijuana-legality-by-state
daaaamn

>>13951333
>my nigger friend will cook catfish if I catch one
that's pretty dope

>>13951312
my mom is 400+ lbs
disgusting

>>13953144
>lord knows i can't chayayayayange

>>13949736
I'm going to make crappy chili cheese fries. Chili from a can. American cheese. Oven baked fries. Because it's the right thing to do.

>>13953240
lol based

>>13950975
i also heard your mom sux dix, but thats neither here nor there.

>>13953166
there's always some other anon who knows my material better than I do..

fucking nothing because my mom will be home and also my brother (he's a total narc) thanks to this corona bullshit

>>13951273
>only 8 states where it's illegal
>they're all shit states
>OP actually moved to one of those states

Loving every laugh

>>13950029
If it's decriminalized then you're just being the biggest faggot on the planet.
>>13951273
>only 6 states have it illegal
>they're shit states you wouldn't want to live in anyway

>>13955541
Not everyone can be so fortunate to have the freedom to just up and move out of their home state anon.

>>13955560
This.

>>13955541
Have some compassion.