/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13935897
I got nut butter cookies, sounds like it'll taste great but I'm going to fucking die of nutrient deficiency

>>13935897
https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Tureen
>Tureen

>>13935897
>new crop
wtf is this and wtf is a taste taint

>>13935906
Gotta eat it man

>vidalia onion relish

brb kms myself

This is fine

Simple Pasta Sauce by Suzanne
>i drink the sauce because noodles are not included
https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Simple_Pasta_Sauce_by_Suzanne

rip my gains

>Meat tray
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An arrangement of cooked meats placed on a tray to be served as an appetizer. A variety of cold cuts and deli meats are typically arranged with garnishes of vegetables, fruits, cheeses, and greens. Meat trays may also be referred to as snack trays or party trays.

lmao I'm going to be fine

>Creamy Carrot Pie
oh byeah

>Sizzling Cinnamon Apple Slices Using Stevia
stevia makes my eyes fucky

>Core
>The center of a fruit such as an apple, pear or pineapple. Cores may contain small seeds, or they may be tough and woody.
I'm fucked

>>13935977
Apple seeds have cyanide in them, one would have to eat thousands of them to get sick and die but it's there.

>Slovenian salad dressing
oh fuck boys

>>13935987
Use that to eliminate an annoying girlfriend

>>13935897
I don't know where to get blood sausage in the states.

>>13935992
what u mean?

>>13935993
I think these folk have it in Manhattan, if I remember this right it's 8th or 9th avenue around the 30s.
https://salumeriabiellese.com/

>>13935996
I cant tell you, I wouldn't want Columbo on my butt.

>>13935897
>pure sugar
>corn syrup
>butter
>cookies
>whiskey

/ck/ I don't feel so good.....

>>13935987
Ah, salad oil, the oil cold-pressed out of salad

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Arrowhead
OH GOD IT LOOKS LIKE OSMUND SADDLER'S SPERM

>>13935996
Sometimes chicks just never shut up.

>>13935897
https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Die_Kokosnuss

"German for coconut". Damn.

>>13936017
Maybe down a bottle or two of pepto bismol and get sorted

>>13935897
https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Fish_with_Crisp_Potatoes

holy shit first roll this is mint

>>13935897

Not the wurst

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Chicken_Paprika

>>13935897
Welp, I'm fucked.

Nice knowing you /ck/....

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Jil-ja-lan

>>13935897
https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Punishment_Tea
my diabeetus consumes me and i starve

Enough variations for a lifetime, not stressed out.

I'll be eating good through the summer
https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Peppered_Beef_Roast

> Baked Chiles Rellenos aka chili filled with cheese and corn

My asshole is going to get rekt.

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Italian_Herb_Seasoning
fug

Puncheons: Wooden barrels for holding wine
Do I have to eat the barrel or only drink the wine?

>>13935897
>Red Lion Chicken Bisque Soup

Yeah, I can live with this, I actually might make some when I have some chicken in stock

Thanks

>oven-baked chicken parmesan
Not too bad but I can see this getting old

>>13935897
>flag poke cake
my mom used to make these every 4th of July. murica motherfuckers

>Dried Shrimp Stew

2 cups dried shrimp
1 tablespoon rice flour
1 teaspoon salt
1 dash cayenne pepper
1½ tablespoons soy sauce

hello scurvy

>>13935897
>Amish macaroni salad
That might be ok..
>Miracle whip
Damn it..

>>13935897
>Traditional beef stew

I-is it good?

Rice and Garbanzo Beans
Pretty good desu
https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Rice_and_Garbanzo_Beans

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Omani_Cuisine

I'm pretty set, I've got an entire set of foods. But it's also all sandniggger foods so I might die anyways

I think the dressing to salad ratio is going to be a bit high, but that's the least of my concerns, given the lack of protein and total shit macros.

>>13936542
I wouldn't have thought the Amish were allowed to use Miracle Whip.

>>13935897
Suckling pig. Jackpot.

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Geel_Rys
>Rice with tumeric, cinnamon and raisins
I think I could do far worse.

Cat's Cucumber Salad
>cucumber, seeded and diced
>frozen peas, thawed
>scallions, chopped
>sour cream
>Mix diced, seeded cucumber with thawed frozen peas, chopped scallions and sour cream.

>>13935897
https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Soy_yogurt

Well, at least I'll be able to touch a pair of tits this quarantine

>>13935897
Why doesn’t /ck/ have its own sticky/wiki? Can we start one?

>>13936918
Cooking is an art not a science you just have to feel it. A list of ingredients won't help you if you don't understand, intuitively, how to cook.
Some people are born able to cook, some people can learn, and some people should stick to microwaving TV dinners like the trash they are.

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Nigerian_Spinach

So it's marinara sauce with a bunch of spinach in it? Fuckin Africans.

>>13936936
Yeah but it doesn’t necessarily have to be recipes. It can have hardware, recipes, techniques, and how-to’s.

For example how to bake bread, make mead, what pans to buy/use, pros and cons of each, and basic troubleshooting tips

>>13936950
>make mead
Buy pure, raw honey.
Put it in a sterilized glass jar
wait
it's that fucking simple

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Cup_Custard
>cup custard
might be good for one meal but after that i'm fucked

>>13936998
True, but if they want to be autistic with it it can have info on racking, gravity, whether you want a dry or a sweet mead, etc.

>>13935897
>http://recipes.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Ginger Rice with Pork Chops
Well it will be a bitch to cook each time but i could eat this for a few months.

>Beef Tenderloin stuffed with Lobster
i cant even begin to imagine how this tastes.

>>13935897
>http://recipes.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
dates.
just dates.

>>13935897
I got a fajita recipe, it said you could use any meat or veggie ingredient, but none were actually listed int the ingredients.

Do I get to have any meat, or an I stuck eating spices and garlic?

>>13937052
>ask a girl if she wants a date
>sorry I have a boyfriend!
>okay does he like dates?
>gives me a weird look while I eat my dates
Why are girls like this?

>>13935897
https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Four_Horsemen

>>13935897
>https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Sweet_and_Sour_Pork_Chops_II
Incredible gains and incredible amounts of constipation

>>13937052
very halal brother

I'm upset by how shit the recipe actually is, but all things considered it could be much worse.

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Shepherd's_Pie

>>13935897
https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Country-style_Chicken_and_Vegetables_with_Rosemary
looks nutritionally complete enough, im sure ill be fine

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Roasted_Baby_Beet_and_Spinach_Salad

Well at least I'll save on TP.

I could live with this.

>https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Acetic_acid

>>13937424
oof

>>13935897
https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Corn_Blini
not horrible but still wants to make me kms

>>13935935
If it's really cool, you don't need to call it cool. Just saying.

Mediterranean Lima Bean Salad with Cumin

>https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Catfish_and_Shrimp_Soup

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Sugar_substitute
Fuck, I don't think I'm man enough to handle an american diet.

>>13935897
ehmm. france anons plz help

>>13937794
some form of Chicory pastry

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Chili_Beans_with_Olives
> this counts as a recipe + add corn for variety
lol

Mandarin orange cake

time for protein deficiency

>>13935897
Ham and Cheese Bread
2 cups baking mix
1 cup fully cooked smoked ham cut up
3 tablespoons instant minced onion
2 eggs
⅔ cup milk
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
½ teaspoon prepared mustard
2 cups shredded cheddar cheese
2 tablespoons sesame seeds
3 tablespoons margarine melted

I'm pretty pleased but that's still a ton of carbs. what the fuck is "prepared mustard though"

>https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Taco_Popcorn
Could be worse

>>13935897
>Pina Colada Cheesecake

>>13935897
My thing wasn't even a recipe, I only have the utensil. Owned I guess

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Pineapple_corer_and_slicer

> American Buffalo Wings with Bleu Cheese Dip
Honestly pretty balanced.
>fat
>protein
>perhaps celery sticks on the side
Keto and based

>>13935897
https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Brandy_Sour_III
Time to get absolutely shitfaced

>>13938064
core yourself

African Salad

Salad
250 g fresh champignon mushrooms
1 lemon, juice of
2 cloves crushed garlic
½ teaspoon salt
1 (450 g) can hearts of palm
1 (450 g) can artichoke hearts
Dressing
½ cup olive oil
1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
1 teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon black pepper
3 tablespoons wine vinegar

Seems more like a French salad with added palm hearts.

The amount of oil means I'd be getting enough calories, but I don't like mushrooms.

>>13938046
Maybe an old British recipe, mustard used to come in powder form you needed to make up with water.

>>13935897
I got prime rib so I would say I’m okay,


My marriage, one the other hand, is failing miserably right now. I fucking hate my husband

>chilled chicken with dill sauce
Not too bad, I like dill
>>13938169
>My marriage, one the other hand, is failing miserably right now. I fucking hate my husband
Away with your shitty blog post

Auntie B's fruit salad

It's got protein, carbs, sugars and some fats, I'll probably be ok

>>13938169
Nobody cares, you made your bed

>>13935897
Ice cream served as brownies wut

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Ice_Cream_Crunch

>>13935906
crunchy

>>13935897
>pea salad

>>13938018
the very definition of textureless mush

>basboosa: a semolina cake with lemon and honey
I'd get fat as fuck but I could live out quarantine on that

fug yea

>>13935897
>little smokies sausages

>>13939090
>anon eats tiny sausages while thinking about china

>>13938818
I just want this to be a better version of /adv/

>>13938169
Tits or gtfo

>>13939249
I'm just a gay guy anon

>>13935897
time to bulk up bros

>>13935897
https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Vegetal
Basically any wine with this quality I guess.
If the unhappy soccer moms can do it so can I.

calzones
what can I fill it with and still have it considered to be a calzone?

>>13935897
I got chakalaka which apparently is cold curried vegetables. I suppose there are worse things.

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Athenian_Vegetables

Honestly could have done a lot worse. I'll have to eat a lot of it, but I don't mind. I'm gonna be craving the shit out of a disgustingly over-the-top bacon cheeseburger by the end of it though.

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Clam_juice
oh god

>>13935897
https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Chocolate-covered_Bugs
Gonna be even fatter and have worse health.

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Chicken_Parmesan

Absolutely cash money. I'll be dead of a heart attack long before Corona-chan gets me, but I don't give a flying fuck.

Is this the ultimate boomer salad?

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Golden_Sunshine_Salad

This is a recipe I obtained from an Estate sale. I obtained it when I purchased the family collection from the Manes Estate in Venus, Texas in 1981. 1/2 can apricot pie filling 1/2 small carton frozen whipped dessert topping thawed 14 ounce can sweetened condensed milk 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice 2 cans mandarin oranges drained 13-1/2 ounce can pineapple tidbits drained 1/2 cup tiny marshmallows 1/2 cup chopped walnuts 1/4 cup shredded coconut In a large bowl combine pie filling, whipped topping, condensed milk and lemon juice. Set aside a few oranges to decorate the top. Fold in remainder of oranges into apricot mixture. Also add pineapple, walnuts, and coconut. Cover and chill overnight.

>>13940459
I chakalakad u r mum last night

>>13935897
Why are there smart phones in the medieval setting of demon slayer?

>>13940956
hollywood, duh?

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Processed_cheese
>processed cheese
imagine my creamy shits after a week

yummy

>https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Occhi_di_pernice
Google images says I get to eat people's foot blisters, yum!

>>13935897
>sunflower sprouts
Shieet

shit I'm gonna be ok, aside from the huge amount of man hours for someone still employed

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Empanadas_de_At%C3%BAn

>>13935897
Blanched almond Nutrient Charts - 1 cup
Guess I'll die.

>>13935897
>https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Soetkoekies
well this sounds interesting

>>13935897
could actually die

>>13940942
only americans could call this a salad when there isn’t even a single vegetable

Oh yeah
https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/German_Burgers

>>13941642
>Only Americans-
Rent Free.

https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Spicy_Ham_and_Black_Bean_Soup

seemed ok at first
not really sure what i do with Ali's boobs tho

>>13935897
Pecan Crust Cherry Pie
Delicious

>>13935897
>This is the only food you'll have to eat for the rest of quarantine, how fucked are you
Im not under quarentine, so not fucked at all.

Starve all you want, cucks!

I'd still be fucked, but this method of dying beats the hell out of dying to covid, that's for certain.

>>13941642

Also interesting how they fill the recipe with completely pointless blabber about themselves. Is it an American thing or a woman thing?

>>13941642
How many veggies are in fruit salad, dipshit?

>>13942188
Not that guy, but I have seen people use tomatoes and corn.

Im not joking.