/ck/ - Food & Cooking

here is my baking sett up

>>13933440
Reported to FBI/10

>>13933439
The muffin man is seated at the table
in the laboratory of the utility muffin
Research kitchen... reaching for an
oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried muffin
remnants and brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:
Some people like cupcakes better.
I for one care less for them!
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas
snoot of a fully charged icing
Anointment utensil he poots forths
a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk
Yuk... let's try that again...!)
he poots forth a quarter-ounce green
rosette Near the summit of a dense but
radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:
Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of god's grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

>>13933439
Made with your own blood carnivore muffin makes more sense than the animal carnivore recipes I see

whose blood is that, OP? Looks like a generous amount

>not making blood sausage
The tenant's assocation of flavourtown is handing you an eviction notice

oh hey bro are those red velvet hope you don't mind if i grab one

>>13933475
it is my blood

Is that menstruation blood? From which part of your body you get that blood?

>>13933531
Well he is gay so...

>>13933450
Fucking phoneposter

whats it taste like op

>>13933440
Hmmm that is weird and makes me uncomfortable. That aside, I doubt it tastes very good.

>>13933439
exactly which part of the recipe did you substitute blood with?

>>13933450
Girl you thought he was a man but be was a muffin

Based OP. Niggas love eating meat so now we normalizing human too whether or not that's human blood. Only boomers are getting salty ITT.

>>13933439
please ban this dracula

>>13933439
>what do you thing?
nothink

>>13933439
no one has asked the most important question, how does it taste?

Jesus approves

>>13933439
why come you decided to do this?

damn nigga you just reminded me of a part of my childhood, and it is not nearly as funny as we thought it was back then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tcR19y7GPM

>>13933713
Blood is a good egg substitute.

>>13933440
Why is it splattered all over the bowl, how did you extract the blood?

>>13933713
eggs

>>13935682
this is how i extacted my blood

>>13935791
wew lad

Well, at least your self-mutilation disorder is reaping some tasty benefits! Story behind that wrist slash?

>>13933450
Step aside!

My guy, you have a friend in Jesus. Never forget that.

>>13935791
I'm sure someone else will be along shortly to explain down the road/across the street, so I will address the other glaring error:
You missed the fucking artery, dumdum. You should be cutting just below the thumb if you're aiming for the a. radialis. way out on the left side of the wrist, not the middle.

>>13935791
I like you. Contact me on discord and we can discuss figure business ventures. Jack#8833

>>13935791
Why?

>>13935835
if he offs himself, who is going to taste the muffins stoopid

>>13934973
>childhood
>youtube
Ban this underage faggot.

>>13933439
How does it taste?

>>13935835
He isn't cutting himself, you fucking retard. It's clearly an IV medical device used to draw blood, but there's no tube connected to the one end so it drains into the bowl.

Reasoning behind this, OP?

>>13935903
You disgusting freak, go back to your homosexual ways with your discord crap.

>>13934973
Fuck dude I watched this shit forever ago, along with the shoes video.

>>13933450
based

>>13933439
whats to say this isnt pigs blood OP

Another blood creation

OP, get some help.

>>13935791
i don't know why i clicked on this fucking thread.
now i just feel sick.

>>13935791
What the fuck man

nice muffins tho

>>13935791
Lmao

why man

>>13933439
Does it actually taste good or are you just being an edgy faggot? Feel like beef blood would probably taste better

>OP is eating himself and likes it.

I've heard that sucking your own dick is also nice. Why stop with blood? Jizz into a cup and swish it around in your mouth.

>>13933440
>>13935791
No fucking way

Bump, get the fuck in here faggots

>>13937367
Cutters are like Vegans. They LOOOOOOVE to tell people that they cut. They love to show their scars. They love it when people ask them about it. They do it for the attention and it validates their sad pathetic life because nobody else gives a shit otherwise.

Cutters will always tell you that they're cutters. It's sort of like their "code".

>>13937389
im still wondering why anon isn't banned yet i thought underaged people weren't allowed to post

>>13936829
Lok a riast

Now this is a good fucking thread.

>>13935791
Dedicated. Please don't die though, we need to see your future creations

>>13935791
include me in screen cap desu

>>13933440
That's not blood.
T. Blood expert.

>>13937455
Can you translate from retard language please?

>>13937522
i think it says "look at wrist

>>13935835
I really don't know why anyone would cut their wrist for suicide, I get that there is a thing with self harm but to actually die it is a pretty bad method. I looked into it, you have to cut so goddam deep, and there is a good chance you fuck up the tendons in you hand so if you survive you can't even jerk off. Inert gas asphyxiation, thats the way to do it.

Thanks for the comments : it tastes like a normal muffin with an ironish aftertaste
Why i do it? I love blood, it fascinates me- and the thought that i can make art from myself ...it gives me a rush... i may be suicidal/depressed but my selfharm is mostly art ,its like a ritual for me,it makes me calm,its beautiful

>>13933440
>>13933439
uh.. hello based department?

>>13937507
I leave these posts out of the screencap every time.

>>13937522
Được học bạn được bảo hiểm.

>>13935791
Were you always like this or did you get bored from the world ending?

>>13937790
IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM, THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM.

>>13937704
Gayest thing I've ever heard

>>13933439
Magic johnson muffins

>>13935791
And in todays thread of the day, we take a look at OP and how he makes muffins using his own blood.

>>13937704

>>13933439
wtf would you do that?

>>13937704
this guy still lives and breaths among us yet innocent people are dropping like flies because of bat soup

>>13937860
this post is so thirsty for "le screencap" that it's embarrassing

OP, why? Blood doesn't even taste good.

Interesting

>>13938321
It doesnt taste good per se, but its undeniable it has an interesting taste

>>13935791

>>13935791
OH HOKAY BOYS this is mental illness

>>13933439
>>13933440
Thanks, I won't buy eggs now

>>13938130
but I was only pretending

>>13935791
You need help and butter lamb

what the fuck is wrong with this board

>>13937704
Today I remembered I share this site with psychopaths

reminder

>>13935791
put me in the screencap

>>13938489
why did I have to click on that image, jesus christ

>>13936935
Read the thread you triple negro

>>13937704
Why not smear your shit on embassy walls instead?

>>13937704
get some help m8
this ain't gonna end up nice

el basado

>>13937704
Any ideas for your next project?

why did you post the exact same thing here >>>/s4s/8617985

>>13937783
>>13938130
MAKE SURE TO INCLUDE THESE IN TEH SCRENCAP

>thread has been up for a whole day

>>13938979
But is OP still alive or did he bleed out making all those muffins?

>>13933439
Do you take requests? Do a pizza next. Or a milkshake.

>>13939039
>Not suggesting soup
You had one job

mommy issues, and off of this thread

>>13935791
Quarantine times be mad.

Now this is internet.
This is what the internet is all about fuckers.
This is a premium fucking thread.

>>13933440
>>13935791
Find Christ. He still loves you. Get help before it’s too late for you.

Get help OP.

>>13933440
>>13935791
That's a lot of blood

>>13935791
is this based?

So what's your blood type?

>>13933439
You broke the masquerade. Can't do that shit, man.

>>13935791
Look at me, I'm so edgy.

>>13933440
>>13935791
W-well at least it's OP's own blood and not someone else's. ...So far.

>>13935791
ok then

>>13936737
> underage faggot
> video uploaded 13 years ago.
The likelihood that anon is under 18 if pretty low.

>>13934973
>baking this muffin asbestos I can
Definitely amusing my nephew and nieces with this one at the next family gathering.

I just wanted to see if you faggots had some decent quick recipes, is /ck/ always like this?

>>13935835
I don't think that is a self-cutting scar. For one, there is only one cut, while cutters usually have tons of them. And it has three dots along the scar, which to me makes it look like some sort of surgery thing.

>>13937315
Why into a cup when you can lick it from your hand? Also cum is really good on ice cream.

Am I the weird one here for not reacting like a girl teenager? He took an ounce or two of blood tops, probably would have gotten way more than that from a simple nose bleed. Isn't blood-chocolate eaten in America? Pretty standard healthy treat in Europe.

>>13939039
I only made whole cooked blood before

>>13941727
Blood sausage, black pudding or chocolate mousse

Let's be honest here,
Have you even tried blood?

My blood is delicious I'm the envy of all our local vampires

>>13933439
i-is it tasty?

>>13935791
Dangerously based, stay safe anon

Marry me

>>13933439

I think it'll go great with my tampon tea.

What next for your culinary aspirations?

>>13942328
>Bleeding once every month
Feels good to allahs chosen gender.

>>13942332
thanks for the book anon making this gem at the next cookout

>>13933439
>>13933440
>not frying up some blood hotcakes
pussy

>>13935791
You must feel light headed?

>>13937704
I would try your muffin as long as I know its thoroughly cooked and you dont have any viruses or diseases.

>>13933440
Oh yeah? Well, Dracula called and he's coming tonight!

>>13935791
As someone interested in hematology and is aspiring to be a phlebotomist this intrigues me.

>>13933440
>>13935791
>>13933439
>>13937704
I'm actually very interested in this and looks good but what's the recipe, OP?

>>13938321
how do you know?

>>13933439
>>13933440
>>13935791
>>13937044
>>13941727
>>13942328
Cheers, bleh.

>>13937704
That's nice but I think you should seek safer alternatives

>>13945302
Why, anon? They're really enjoying it.

Keep this thread on the front page until bump limit all of /ck/ needs to see what a sick fuck the OP is.

>>13935786
this is the funniest post itt

>>13935791
Why didn't you just find a woman to get some blood? They bleed on a monthly basis.

Screencap/archive it holy shit

>>13935791
Don't bleed yourself to death please.
Please.

>>13945750
Good idea.

>>13933440
Dis nigga actually did it. Put me on the screen caps

and I thought bleeding into food was only from those japanese anime

>>13937516
That's blood
T. Emt

>>13933440
DIS NIGGA EATIN HEMOGLOBIN!!!!

>>13945558
It isn't. Blood is also high in albumin, making it a suitable for egg in any recipe that is making use of that property. Human blood isn't usually used, of course, but it is one of the most common ways to use blood as an ingredient in cooking.

>>13946094
So I can replace eggs with blood when making, say, a pound cake?

I can actually hear my stomach fucking churning after reading this

>>13946544
My wrists and forearm arteries are kinda acting up when I saw it. It's probably like an Empathy kind of pain like seeing someone get hit in the balls, but It's been like an hour.

>>13946168
Yes. You can even replace eggs with blood for a meringue.

>>13933439
Hope this is not Chris' blood

>>13933439
>>13933440
This makes me happy, im glad to see old 4chan again

>>13946556
wuss

>>13937704
post a pic of your eyes

Please don't compare menstrual blood/sperm to pure blood ,I think thats disgusting .I only work with "clean" things - i have already tired lot of things with blood like painting,writing etc currently i'm cooking with it ,i don't really take requests but thanks for the idea anon here's your mini blood milkshake

>>13947073
Does extracting the blood give you that high you usually get when you're giving blood? If so, gotta say, sounds like fun. And how much are you extracting and how often?

>>13937704
As long as you don't end up hurting yourself or do harm to others, you do you, OP. Peace.

>>13947240
>As long as you don't end up hurting yourself
Anon...

>>13947267
He's not hurting himself just yet because I take it he knows what he's doing, but I was talking about fucking up in a major way that would lead to some ugly consequences.

>>13947291
implying eating yourself isnt beautiful

>>13947523
He's not eating himself, he's just injecting his blood into the food he makes. An interesting and unique way to do self-harm, I must say.

>>13947267
>>13947523
Killjoy.

>>13947532
i was referring to the major fuckups resulting in ugly consequences you mentioned

>>13947546
Aight, my bad.

>>13947073
Very nice, blood is an acquired taste so I'm glad you found different ways to enjoy it.

>>13935791
>he's not a vampire
Renfield?

bump

>>13933440
Jeebs man

>>13937704
I love blood. I love blood, I-I-I-I just, i-i-i-it fascinates me, I-I-I-I can't help it. It's like... the colors, you know. It-... It turns me on, heheh... It does, I don't know why, It just does.

>>13935791
I wanna be in the screencap

Wtf is this

Since i could weird out so many people maybe i will make updates of my future projects ,anyway thanks for the harsher commets, it helps me stay in reality

>>13948762
you can't use a fucking lime to make a lemon piglet you cocksucker

>>13935791
Wow.

>>13948871
Looking forward to it OP, don't die

>>13935791
this board never ceases to get hearty keks out of me, the one and only /ck/

Anons, any recommendations?
I want to know how to make a blood cake in the event I really want to mess with someone's sanity. How legal is it to not reveal what it is before they take a few bites?

>>13949285
it's only illegal if you have an incurable or dangerous blood-transferable disease

>>13935791
efficient

>>13933439
>>13935791
>>13937044
>>13938489
>>13942328

>>13935791

Wew lad

Blood meringes

- 150ml blood
- 60g sugar
- 60g powdered sugar
- One tablespoon turmeric
- Two pinches of salt
------------------
Mix well and bake for 1 hour at 200 F, then let them cool.

its only a matter of time before OP realizes the fresh tasty blood in others

>>13933439
>>13933440
>>13935791
>>13937044
>>13947073
>>13949739

>>13935791
Posting in ebin thread

>>13949739
is that u? u have nice hands... strong but not too strong, delicate like a doctor... i will let u use my blood if u are in russia... are u into that?

>>13933439
>>13933440
>>13935791
>>13937044
Well all fucking right then

>>13949972
I wish! I'd be glad to cook something nice for you, anon, but I'm not in Russia.
The recipe is from Vice:
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/7xgq4e/i-made-meringues-out-of-my-own-blood-and-ate-them

>>13933440
>vampires exist
post yfw

>>13935791
fucking madman

>>13950557
Thank god!!!

>>13933439
I thing you need to learn 2 spell gooder
love from /k/

>>13937704
I wonder how long it'll be until we see you in Forensic Files!

>>13935791
it's for you

>>13935791
Hey man, it's nice to see another cutter here.
Stay safe tho, it might be a bit more difficult to go to the ER given the current climate. I hope you at least know how to do basic triage on yourself, and have a stockpile of bandages/gauze at home.
Also look into making some oral rehydration therapy and keep some handy, it'll help in case you lose a little too much blood. Plain water won't necessarily cut it (pardon the pun).

>>13946556
shut up, you little fucking pussy faggot

>>13946556
You'll be fine, just try and distract yourself.
I get that too whenever I see amputees.

>>13935791
I have to respect the craft on display but did you try using animal blood first?

>>13948871
Alice has gone mad

>>13950475
sad... i was thinking i finally find someone that likes this fetish also. grindr and others are dangerous here outside moscow, st peter... and to find vampyre on there is harder than normal.

one day i will be vampyre food. op if you are here i will contact on vk if you like...

>>13950855
Sad we blood lovers can't find a nice partner nearby, Grindr seems to be horrible everywhere.

>>13935791
What

>>13950871
you are from where?

I appreciate this thread, OP
I will think about this occasionally

>>13946858
>im glad to see old 4chan again
Me too, we rarely get threads like this anymore and janitors get less permissive over the years.

>>13947073
How did it taste?

>>13937704
>>13935791
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>>13933439
Oh, you think you are cool huh? well how about you try writing an entire Quran in blood you crazy psychopath!

>>13948905
he cute

>>13933439
>>13933440
>>13935791
What in the lord's name is going on with this board?! Are y'all always like this?!

>>13950943
Yes the blood quran is thing you Zionist and Iranian Yankee pig dog Gulf Arab haters.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_Quran
https://www.bookcollecting101.com/notorious-books-saddam-husseins-blood-quran/

>>13950920
Seconding this.

>>13933439
>For your next recipe try this fun drink.

Ingredients:
Six cloves of garlic.
Five nightshade leaves.
Two bloodgrass shoots.
Blood of an Argonian.
Dust of the powerful vampire, Hindaril.

>this should help you op

this thread is absolutely cursed, glad to be part of it

>>13941046
Delicious

GOVERNMENT HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>13935791
based and bloodpilled

>>13951715
government cant help you now, normie

>>13935659
>>13935786
Wh- how do you know this?

>>13951732
Blood has been a pretty normal ingredient for most of history.

Good to see 4chan has still got it.

>>13941727
>eating your own blood
kinda gay, lad

>>13951738
Oh, of course. For some stupid reason I assumed animal blood would have different properties than human blood.
I wonder if OP has experience cooking with other types of blood and a distinguished enough palette to describe the different flavor profile of human blood?

>>13933439
Here from /k/, OP what the fuck

>>13947073

>>13951774
I hope so.

I just ate boiled pig blood so far, does it taste any different from human blood? And I can recall that blood of pig is used for sanguinaccio, but not for baking.

>>13947073
Menstrual blood isn't even blood, it's shed uterine lining. That's why it comes out in clots like grape jelly, a lot. I agree, it isn't comparable to blood dripping from a wound

>>13951819
Hahahaha, /k/ doesn't know how to use the blood and guts of their enemies as nourishment.

>>13933440
>>13935791
>>13937704
>>13947073
anon, what the fuck

>>13935791

>>13945788
>>13945750
You'd need to have a ton of them like a farm since they only bleed every few weeks

don't tell me again Hungarians are not completely retarded

>>13933439
Has someone reverse searched this image? pls tell me this is fake

>>13933439
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>>13935791
Go find better ingredients ffs and go see some shrink you fucking faggot.

>>13952205
On my search it only leads to this thread or to the subject "chocolate cake".

>>13935791
Bruh

>>13935791
based

Why is this thread still up?

>>13935791
>decide to try out /ck/
>see this
What the fuck is wrong with you people

>>13933439
>>13933440
>>13935791
how did you even get this idea?!

>>13933440
>>13935791
>>13937704
what the

>>13952205
yeah, it lead me to another thread posted presumably by op with images posted at almost the exact same time at this thread (some earlier, some later) in s4s >>13938608

>>13952357
You have to go back. You cant be in our super se/ck/ret club

>>13935791
The fuck man.

>>13937704
You’re a fucking JoJo villain just waiting to happen

>>13951677
Holy based

>>13950954
I agree, this is literally the first hour I have spent on this board. Like holyfuck, I gotta come here more often

>>13933439
>>13933440
>>13935791
>>13937044
>>13937704
>>13947073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGern_dRHaI

>>13935791
yes this is why I came to this shithole website back in 2011

>>13936829
You're a fuckin retard, he has a huge scar on his wrist.

>>13945788
>this is what feminism looks like

>>13947073
CONDUCTOR, WE HAVE A PROBLEM! CONDUCTOR, WE HAVE A PROBLEM! CONDUCTOR, WE HAVE A PROBLEM! CONDUCTOR, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

>>13933439
Yucky ck

>>13933439
Fukin wypipo

>>13934973
Came in this thread hoping this would be posted

I love your memes guys lol

>>13954004
Kek this is autism

>>13933439
>"we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.

>>13935791
Hot

>>13933439
>>13933440
Dangerously based.

>>13933440
csak magyar lehet ekkora <3 csinálj belőle barnaszószt, itt az volt a karanténprojekt

>>13954004

>>13950855
>one day i will be vampyre food

Here's the reddit screencap

It's still better than alice tranny threads.

>>13933439
Why didn't you just make black pudding?

>>13954346
good job
at least there aren't tons of redditors begging to be in a cap

I hurt myself at work like a retard I think I lost enough blood to make 3 black pudding

>>13954499
That looks like you need a lot more blood, anon.

>>13952308
why wouldn't it be

So this guy is a serial killer or what?

>>13933440
I can smell the iron from here

>>13954346
Extremely poor selection of reaction images desu, make it again

>>13933440

oh my god

>>13935791
we're visiting from other boards now
what the fuck anon

>>13933439
edgy. just like this:
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/gykmn7/legal-ethical-cannibalism-human-meat-tacos-reddit-wtf

nigga the fuck

>>13933440
>>13935791
>>13937704
kidnap someone who has the same blood group as you op . Then you can have all the blood pudding you want :)

>>13933440
damn. with the amount of blood in each dish I imagine you can only do this weekly or maybe biweekly given you are probably a bit malnourished. you should post what you make more often, anon.

Stop being a pansy and transistion from autocannibalism to actual cannibalism

>>13954902
Did it make /r/4chan?

>>13933439
>>13933440
>>13935791
Nice one OP, don't let those gains go to waste.

>>13935791
why...

>>13954921
Well, honestly, I'd be happy to try them.

>I share a board with a fucking vampire

>>13954945
No but it made /v/

>>13933439
/cm/ here get some help OP and no I don't mean to find someone else to supply you with blood.

>>13935791
Based. Just dress that proplerly so corona-chan won't rape your lungs.

>>13955024
So it made /r/4chan?

I'm not really into cannibalism,i just like making bloody things, but it would be fun watching someone eat the stuff i make

>>13955061
what did you do now you madman

>>13955061
What is happening now?

>>13954499
Do you work with industrial equipment? Holy shit, at least you can use that as a makeshift onahole.

>>13935791
You're a fucking moron and I feel ashamed to even be on the same website where someone would be so desperate for (You)s that they would do this. Cringe as fuck. Congrats, you made some 4chan degen's day. If you're not willing to get help, next time just skip the extraction and climb into a microwave and turn it on, so I don't have to look at your dumb thread when I scrounge for recipes.

this whole thread

>>13955061
I want to be that person, your blood looks delicious.

>>13933439
Way to go, ficking Nossie
Now the masquerade is after all of us

>>13952130
what do hungarians have to do with any of this?

>>13933439
Next time try mixing blood and chocolate
We did it here with pig's blood

>>13951677
Springheel jak, Earl of Imbel bitch ass

>>13955392
nevermind i see the chocolate syrup bottle now.

>>13933440

Is this the new Dino Tendies?

>>13933439
>>13937044
Not even I would eat these, specially because we don't know what kind of shit and diseases has your blood.

>>13954169
Dont lewd Misao its not the 2010s anymore

>>13955392
Cos he's so hungary he ate his blood.

OP have you ever tried making a sauce out of the blood?

>>13933439
>>13933440
One times I had a nose bleed and I was sitting there letting it drip into my tea. My friend got really grossed out and thought I was a freak. I just wanted my gains back

>>13955621
chocolate syrup bottle says csokoládé

>>13955385
>Now the masquerade is after all of us
The Masquerade is neither a creature nor an organization but a set of rules. Organizations like Camarilla uphold the Masquerade. Sabbat doesn't give a fuck unless forced otherwise for whatever reason.

>>13933439
>>13933440
>>13935791
>>13937704
wew

>>13933439
>>13933440
>It's real
Damn you /lolg

>>13933439
AH I SEE YOU ARE A MASTER CRAFTSMEN AND PIONEER IN YOUR FIELD. RARE INDEED.

>>13933439
>>13933440
>>13935791
>>13937044
>>13955061
What the absolute FUCK am I reading?

>mfw there's either an actual fucking vampire or a serial killer browsing /ck/
Every now and then old /b/ creeps back in through the nooks and crannies of the pussified shell 4chan has become.

>>13955076
>at least you can use that as a makeshift onahole.
always a positive outlook anon

>>13933439
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>>13937704
>LITERAL BLOOD PUDDING

>>13935791
Dude... just...
Fuck it: BASED

I want to be disturbed at OP's stuff but I actually like the taste of blood, and this is inspirational work. Keep on going OP.

>>13933439
fucking legend.

>>13954997
vampires don't drink their own blood

>>13933439
I will always remember this thread with happiness.

>>13933439
epic

This is the end.