/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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I ordered a junior chicken and got a mcchicken one time
I was pretty happy actually
Otherwise I'm not a giant fat fag with large complicated orders so i dont really have that problem

Quiet, reserved guys like him are the ones you never want to piss off because you know at some point they are going to snap and go postal on your ass one day.

ordered 2 mcckickens with no mayo and bbq sauce on side

they give me 2 with mayo and forget BB sauce

>>13933209
Ordered food
Got modified NWO conditioning slop
9/11

>>13933209
>me and my parents at McDonalds.
I just go like once every 2 years to McDonalds..

order 3x the new great Mc whatever with fries.
Parents unwrap the burger, it looks nice, almost like in the advertising...

I unwrap my burger... it looks like someone sat on it, and microwaved it for the 4th time...

I'm really pissed, because I payed for everything...
but I say nothing and gobble it down.

on the way back home,
my dad made fun of me the entire time, and said I'm a little pussy because the burger looked like shit, and I didn't say anything...

fuck McDonalds...

>>13933322
Okay pussy. Cry more.

>>13933340
what would've you done?

ordered a burger at sonic and the cook forgot to put a patty on it.

>>13933362
Moved out of my parents' house.

>>13933209
One time I ordered fried shrimp and it had a piece of metal in it

A Taco Bell in my hometown would just give you somebody else's order at the drive through maybe 50% of the time. Like you would order something and then get an entirely different order in your bag. I still went there all the time.

>>13933209
The only time I chimped out about my fast food order was when I told them "no mayo" several times to stress how much I didnt want mayo, and of course it was on that burger after my 20 minute ride home. I went back and slammed it down hard as fuck on the counter and it just exploded everywhere and I screamed NO FUCKING MAYONNAISE!!!11
and the crew hardly even responded, they gave me a burger with no mayo and I left and felt like a retard.

>>13933209
I actually had a wrong order delivered to me today from Chipotle but it was in my favor. I had ordered just a chicken bowl with nothing else and got someone else's steak bowl WITH guac AND chips.

One time I ordered a burger with swiss cheese and mushrooms and caramelized onion, and the onion wasn't even properly caramelized.

There is a McDonalds about 40 minutes away and I was doing some construction over there for a few months. It is notoriously bad, like province famous for giving out wrong orders everytime and only ever having two people working. Never ever having a manager or assistant manager around.

>>13933389
You know that you annoyed them by saying 'no mayonnaise' too many times and they did it to fuck with you. Sounds like you gave them a decent anecdote.

>order 6 mcchickens
>get 6 mcdoubles

>>13933229
leaf detected

>>13933419
>order 10 inches
>get 10 chins

>>13933245
listen up bich the mayo is what makes the mcchicken
>dont ever fucking try and ruin a mcchicken again
>consider yourself lucky
>you have been warned
>bich

>largest suit jacket by far
>not buttoning the top button on his shirt

Has he given up?

>>13933403
sounds pretty juvenile, i hope purposely spreading misery was gratifying for them.

>>13933209
mcdonalds at the middle of the night
drive thru open, dining room closed
drive thru line is 20 minutes from start to when i get my food
order a big mac
they give me a fucking egg mc muffin
i notice this after driving off
i bang on the door to try to get their attention
they ignore it
i get back in line and tell them they fucked up
i'm fucking starving so i eat the egg mc muffin except i leave a bite or two
when i get to the front of the line (20 minutes later) the guy who took the order didnt actually explain it to them so i have to explain it again
the people actually ask for the egg mcmuffin back
they also accidentally gave me fries but i just ate all of them and didnt mention they gave them to me

Got a burger with no patty from Whataburger.

Why dont you guys ever show his hot mom anymore?

>>13933209
Ordered the "2 for $6" deal at Burger King
>1 Chicken Sandwich non-spicy
>1 Whopper, No tomato, no pickle

I got two whoppers with everything on it.

Have a few:
>Taco bell had a combo with a burrito with meat and rice and as a box combo with I think some of the cinnamon churro things. They gave me a plain taco with a bowl of rice on the side. Corporate gave me a $10 voucher on that one when I complained. This was a crackhead taco bell that was pretty hit or miss.
>McDonalds back in the 90s gave a normal biscuit with nothing inside instead of a sausage biscuit.
>Not really a bad one, but a Wendy's drive thru guy was high and gave me incorrect change (It was a $8 meal, he thought I gave him a $30 for some weird reason). I tried to give it back but he said he calculated it correctly...Oh well.

>>13933209
Ordered a mc chicken without mayo one time but got it with mayo. I asked for a replacement and they ended up giving me the same one and only had scraped off the mayo, didn’t even bother adding a new bun.

One time I pulled into a drive through and was stuck for 30 minutes because the niggers inside literally just stopped working

>>13933462
His jackets started out as perfectly fitted, he just has a Benjamin Button-esque disease that causes him to slowly shrink, and youtube revenue is too shit to afford any new ones.

>>13933209
Once I got a chocolate milk instead of a coke at Burger King. It was pretty late and I was too far away from the restaurant to care.

>>13934280
Please study your green text books.

You'll make it one day bud, I believe in you.

I order inside.

>>13934542
Damn , she is pretty good with that thing

>>13934542
how do i get a woman to do this on my face

>>13933209
They took longer than 20 minutes and outright forgot my order at Burger King once. Got the meal for free and they gave me one of those coupon books.

>no onions please
>has onions
I just fucking can't stand raw onions, they ruin everything.

>>13934569
>>13934571

>>13933322
Nice tripdubs, sir, but the word is spelled “paid,” you blockhead.

>>13933391
B-B-Based

>>13933209
>never hand taco bell before (I've never bothered in all 25 years of my life)
>order some combo meal
>didn't know what those cinnamon twirls are
>Get them
>they fucking suck
I could have gotten fries or something, at least everything else was tasty.

>>13934603
Someone posts a nice gif of a girl peeing in an artful manner and you have to post that garbage

>>13934603
how

>>13933209
>McDonald's
>Plain cheeseburger
>No cheese
how in the fuck do you prepare a cheese burger with no cheese?

>>13934693
>gif
go back home grandpa

>>13934604
sorry, I was drunk as fuck...

>>13933209
Went to jack in the box a while back and asked for the ultimate cheeseburger, they gave me some other bullshit with fucking veggies on it. I was fucking furious, tacos were pretty good though.

>>13933209
Hair on my burger from Rally's
Take it back and ask for a new one
Same ugly ogre bitch with missing teeth (manager still working there 2-3 years after this) gives me new burger
Girlfriend gives me shit for embarrassing her
Annoying really, still the worst.

>>13933389
kek

>>13933471
Of course you know that it would have been. Why else would you be here?

>>13933209
Ordered a liter of cola and they gave me a large farva

>>13933395
You wouldn't happen to be a Winnifag, would you?

It's really sad how much I have McDonald's, but they never fucked up one thing in 30 years. Not even like wrong type of fries. But I've heard American McDonald's is shit and you always have to wait long and they fuck up your orders.

>>13933209
one time went to wendy's, made an order, pulled up to the window and they just handed me a bag of food without asking for payment and i just drove off. wasn't my order but was more than what i wanted. went to the jack in the box down the road to get a couple milkshakes i had wanted originally

>>13935187
I work there as maintenance and almost never get fucked up orders. It's highly dependent on what you order, the current staff available, and honestly luck (my location is "lucky enough"). Most sandwiches can be anywhere between 1-5 minutes, depending on how busy it is. Shit like tenders where it has to fry on the spot (and they can't put it in/under/etc. a heater) will take like 5 minutes guaranteed, more time if others order it and they have to resupply from the freezer.
Staffing in the early morning tends to be the most fucked up if enough people no-show, since all that stuff ends up falling on the manager while the one, maybe two mexicans cooking the food while the manager has to zoom around the restaurant handling all the orders in the drive-thru and the front. There's usually enough awake people that will fill in.
Ironically orders are more likely to be fucked up if the supervisor is checking on the restaurant because of the pressure and their demands throwing people off. We are still considered expendable, though that may just be our shitty work culture.
Unfortunately I don't know how foreign chains are ran. The one I work at is considered one of the "nicer" Mcdonalds too so I could imagine people just approaching their jobs with even more apathy. Hell some of the ones that went to other mcdonalds during our remodel said they didn't wanna work over there again 'cause the management was being a bunch of assholes, very strict. Big part of it is probably management demanding faster times like their livelihood depended on it. Typical of restaurants to be stressful messes too.

>>13935267
>enough awake people that will fill in later in the morning/afternoon
Fixed.

>>13933322
>>13933389
>>13933483
>>13935197
I'm black and these posts made me laugh

I ordered my usual 30 nuggets from Burger King and they gave me 3 Whoppers and a large fry instead. I was fat and happy that day.

I haven't really had bad orders except for an extra condiment I didn't want or something was missing. But one time I got my order and someone else's as well at burger King. Still not sure how that happened.

>order 10 nugs with BBQ
>get 8 nugs with ranch

>>13934545
He did nothing wrong, pretentious asswipe

>>13933462
>>13934514
He always had oversized jacket, it's one of his signature.

Depends on the place. McDonald's and 5 Guys are good as fuck about making any changes to an order, but at Jack in the Box there's a 90% chance they won't remove mayo when I ask. Other than that, it always pisses me off when Arby's forgets to include sauce in the bag. Like I'm only 50% here for roast beef, the other 50% is to drown this bitch in Arby's sauce. It's the one place I refuse to move in the drive-thru until I've checked the bag.

>>13933244
normie

>>13933209
Ordered a double quarter pounder with cheese, and received two single cheeseburgers.

>>13933471
Like I say, by losing it you gave them exactly what they wanted. If you'd been cool when you came back you would have won.

>>13935161
Close. I'm in Sask and the McDonald's I'm talking about is by the university in Regina.

At Wendy's. Ordered a Home style chicken sandwich. They gave me spicy. Told them it was wrong and they made a new one. Gave me another spicy. Told them they were wrong again. They make a new one. Give me a third spicy. Tell them to forget it and ask for my money back. Kept the sandwiches and never go back.

The forgot the fucking burger patty once at 5 guys
Dont know how you do that.

Ordered a Whopper, no ketchup.
Got a Whopper with nothing on it but ketchup.

>>13935288
damn, that sounds really nice

>>13936938
the spicy one is far better, you dumb fucking piece of shit

Do you think, with our combined efforts, we could make the ultimate cringe "fast food order mistake" story?
>So I was just hanging with my parents, having a smoke and a beer on the front steps while my mom watches my sister's kid, when my dad gets this awesome idea to go to Burger King!
>Now I LOVE BK. Fuck wentards, mcdon'tbuys, and especially FUCKK A&W (its own name is already an insult), I seriously seriously had to puke the one time I even tasted a "mama burger" it was DISGUSTING, I threw it out right away and demanded that my parents take us to Burger King
>So we walk to the Burger King ok, and we're going through the drive through, but then this fucking bitch stops us and WON'T. EVEN. SERVE US. I even showed her the money, BUT SHE STILL WOULDN'T. She fucking tells us to walk to the door and order INSIDE if we're not in a car. BITCH DOES IT LOOK LIKE I OWN A FUCKING CAR??
>So fuck it, I'm pissed of course, but as long as I can get my double whopper with bbq sauce no mayo no tomatoes extra ketchup with a pack of mayo on the side (I like doing the mayo myself so I know I get enough) and large diet coke with no ice I'll be happy, so I stomp inside with my parents behind
>AND THEN THEY FUCKING STOP ME AGAIN, saying some fake bullshit about how I can't have cigarettes or beer in the restaurant. BITCH YOU JUST TOLD ME TO COME INSIDE AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME NOT TO COME INSIDE??
>So fuck it, I'm fuming now. These servers are clearly retarded today. I stash my smoke outside, chug my beer, and then SLAM it in the trash inside where I made sure they could see. (ps I also burped REALLY loud bcuz I was angry it was hilarious everyone turned to look)
>I made my mom place our order because she always gets it right and sometimes I forget to ask for something important, and she's better at talking to servers when they're retarded. Turns out my parents didn't even want anything!

I'm running out of steam after setting the stage, someone pick it up for the climax.

>>13933209
Mostly stuff I didn't ask for and just pulled of. Occasionally extra condiment I didn't want.

I'm pretty specific when I order and check my food resturaunt, so it's not too bad. Mostly happens if I order food from an app and even then it's not a big deal unless I get a burger with american cheese on it. Those times I ask for a refund because I cant stand American cheeze. I still tip the driver tho, not like it's their fault the resturaunt fucked up.

>>13933209
>>13933245
From which videos are these?

>>13933462
His neck may be uncomfortable when buttoned. I cant eat when mine is. My Adam's apple is too big and I have a thick neck considering I'm pretty skinny. My dad is the same.

I have to use a little extender thing if I do.

>>13937038
Also unreasonably expensive for what is basically just a slightly-higher-quality mcchicken with cayenne pepper and a tomato slice. That one week they were selling them for $3 a piece was the only price they should ever be.
Besides, if you have a deep-fryer, you can make them yourself.

>>13934600
you ruined everything by being born

>>13937130
deep fryers aren't necessary. i fry everything in a cast iron pan and it always comes out perfectly. If I fried more than 1-2x a month i might consider it, but in general fuck buying more shit

>>13935288
They knew you needed the sustenance

>>13933389
Kek, faggot

Went to Checker's, ordered the $4 meal deal, they gave me a bag and said "We're just waiting on your slushie", confused I said "I didn't order a slushie", so they sent me on my way

Looked inside the bag a minute later and there was a fuckton of food, I clearly got someone else's order

Turned back around and walked up to the window and told them because I just wanted what I actually ordered, and they gave me my food too, but told me to just keep the first bag because they can't take it back, so I left with like $18 of food for 4 bucks

>>13935187
It’s crazy, it’s like on the internet the majority of people you talk too are from urban city-centers, and you get an unconfirmed bias towards shitty workers in America. It’s even crazier, because you understand that “American workers” are shitty, but are too stupid to read deeper into the fact that most of the “workers” are niggers living in big cities and most of the “Americans” complaining to you about it are the white people.

>>13933209
How about best wrong order?
Fried chicken place
They sent me someone else's order and I ate it anyway
They realized their mistake, called to let me know they'll send me my actual order
I offered to pay for the other meal but they were cool about it

Never had an order messed up, that or I just never noticed. But I have had amazing service back in university the Wendy's on campus always had the same staff whenever we'd order after class and eventually I'd just go to the register and the cashier would already put in my regular order in the machine and just read it back to me. Nicest guys.

Big Mac with no meat.

>>13934264
>>13934264
>>13934264
>>13934264
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>>13934264
anwer this and show her

>>13933209
>me, active duty military
>hard day at work, decide to get junk food for dinner
>there's a place on base that serves quick bar food; burgs, pizza, fried things, etc
>feel like I need to mention that civilians work there, usually spouses of other members
>order spicy boneless wings to go
>it's taking much longer than expected to get my order, but I worked in food service before the military, so I don't bitch, shit happens
>finally get order and head back to dorms
>open take out container, wings looks great
>drippinginsauce.jpg
>cut into a big boy and surprise, they're totally raw in the center
>so raw, only the breading is cooked
>sprint back to restaurant because it closes in 20 minutes and I don't want to be "that guy"
>very politely ask for them to remake my order and show the lady that they are raw
>gives me this look like I've personally set her children ablaze
>grudgingly agrees to get me a new order, sighing away the whole time
>new order comes out quick, nice
>get back to my room, and the wings are overcooked and have hardly any sauce on them

tl;dr, snot-nosed dependents that work on base are insufferable. I just wanted my spicy wings :(

>>13937826
>neetfag subhuman military who unironically uses the word "le civilian"
>thinks he's not a nigger
>waaaaah why won't people do what I want waaaah

lmfao kys subhuman faggot
better yet
hope some sandnigger gets to you first

>>13938126
thats based dude you put that zogbot welfare queen in his place

Motherfucking goddamn orange peel beef.

>>13938242
>>13938126
lmfao janny acting fast I see

>>13933394
That sucks. Sounds like it could have been some pretty hot stuff.

For what it's worth, I've eaten at Cookout at least 200 times and I can't remember ever getting my order correctly

>Jerry's Subs
>order combo 8, expecting turkey
>get tuna
>sure enough, 8 here is tuna
>don't care for tuna but ate it anyway

>>13937092
You’re attempt at a fake cringe story is cringe

>>13938558
>ordering things based on number
Cringe
>>13937826
You know they only did that childish bullshit because their shift was almost over and you wouldn’t be able to complain a second time, I hope you aren’t an absolute tard that called cooked chicken raw, however, because that would make you the retard in this story.

>>13933209
>ordered mcdouble with no onions
>onions on it
I feel like I was raped

>>13933209

Stopped at a what-a-burger at 1:30am on a saturday morning while wandering around town extremely drunk/stoned with my cousin. Ordered $17 worth of something, I think it was just two burgers and some fries I don't remember, but 20 minutes later we got a huge fucking bag dropped off at our table by some 17 year old employee kid who also looked high and must have misread our order number. We booked it immediately, found out when we got home that it had half a dozen burgers, a dozen breakfast tacos, like 4 super-sized orders of fries and a bunch of other random shit I forgot. Probably $75+ worth of food, ate half of it that night before passing out.

>>13934280
Lurk moar

It sure feels good not being a picky little bitch who needs to special order everything.

>>13933209
At an 24 hour Mexican drive thru I ordered a cheese quesadilla and got handed a bag with two orders of fajitas and a side of guacamole. It was worth like $13 more than what I paid.

>>13938908
Nah, it was totally uncooked all the way through. I really try to not be an ass. I'm not trying to ruin somebodies day over a slightly wrong order. It wasn't something I could overlook, ya know? Don't want to get the 'nella and feel like shit for a week.

>>13933209
>be on low carb diet
>struggled with it a lot at first but then finally got the hang of it
>didn't have any carbs that week
>order curry without rice, extra spicy
>get someone's fucking non spicy pad thai
>driver got away before I could check
was soo pissed and I had to eat it cause I had nothing else that day and couldn't go to the store.
Also some idiot who probably can't handle spice got my food and they probably couldn't even eat it.

>>13937118
look through his Wendy's reviews

>>13933462
I bet he's just trying to look like David Byrne

>>13937130
>comparing an actual chicken sandwich to a McChicken

faggot retard

>>13933605
same happened to me at Wendy's

>>13933389
There's a deli/market I used to go to that hired a nig nog that seemed to have a huge fucking issue with ANYBODY telling him "no mayo."

The first time I thought it was just a normal screw up. NBD. Second time, the guy in front of me had JUST gotten done screaming at him for putting mayo on his sandwich after he said "no mayo," and that it was like the 900th time this had happened. Nig nog was condescending af to this guy, despite that HE was the one who fucked up.

Third time? I overheard nig nog tell his coworker that he was going to put mayo on my sub after I told him "no mayo" to see my reaction. So now I knew he was doing this shit just to piss people off.

He handed it to me and I unwrapped it right in front of him and called him out on what he said. Then I told him to go fuck himself and that I was not buying his trash shit. He threw the sub at the fucking door right after I walked out and ran and slammed his body against the part that didn't get sub on it, so I couldn't come back in, as I had just turned around.

Nig nog didn't like when he got called a "faggot nigger" but couldn't come after me because he was a pussy bitch. Just what a fucking asshole for no reason. I can't eat eggs, I will be sick for hours, he wanted to make people like me ill just so he can jack off over getting one up on customers.

>>13934604
>t.

>>13939132
>Eats whatever given and thinks he isnt a pussy ass bitch.

some minimum wage mcdonalds worker forgot the bottom half of the bun on my sandwich.

Wanted no mayo on a baconater and i got fucking mayo it. I was gonna shoot up the fucking wendys.

>>13939253
That’s fair, there’s just a large number of speds on this website, so you always gotta factor in the possibility. Next time take pics, probably could’ve gotten a coupon from the company and your fucked up crunchy wings.

I’m just posting to bump with something that happens to my friend.
>go to in’n’out on a regular basis on beach trips
>we both always get double-doubles
>i get grilled onions, he doesn’t, always can tell ours apart
>never say anything about pickles
>he says no pickles once
>he says no pickles five times
>he even tries asking for pickles one time
>without fail, I don’t get pickles, he gets pickles
>he absolutely fucking hates pickles
>I’ve never once at in’n’out said anything about pickles and I never get them
>he has tried not saying anything and specifically asking for no pickles, he still gets fucking pickles
It’s a good laff every single fucking time

I wanted a Big mac, they gave me a Triple Cheddar bacon, it was good, but I still wanted the Big mac

>>13937521
>thinking yuropoor r*dditors can contemplate a topic this much
it's like talking to a wall, except the wall has an annoying accent

I ordered a plain cheeseburger and got a hamburger

>>13941022
Ooh harsh. Stay strong brother. We're all gonna make it together.

>>13940250

People never fuck up your order when you ask for the shit they make 40 times a day.

>>13933322
You are a pussy, but not because you didn't say anything, it's fucking McDonalds, almost all burgers look like shit. You are a pussy because you let you dad make fun of you like a little kid, when will you start being a man?

>>13935270
I'm gay and this post made me hard

>>13937092
god you're a fucking retard

>>13933452
3 for free is that you?

>>13933209
A hick pizza, worst pizza I ever had.

>be me
>21
>go out to local bar and get drunk as fuck
>bad move
>apparently piss this one guy off simply by existing
>him and his buddies walk up to me
>I, being full of drunk pride, simply insult the faggots
>bad move again
>One guy clocks me, I get knocked out cold
>I wake up, confused and disoriented, in a dark room
>what the fuck
>I'm sitting in a chair, but I'm strapped in and can't move
>There is something strapped around my head, and there is something wet and spongy on the top of my head
>it dawns on me
>I am sitting in an electric chair
>oh shit
>start thrashing around like a madman
>still partially drunk, by the way
>manage to get one of my arms unstrapped
>tear off everything else and get out of the chair
>start to head for the door, when I hear someone thundering towards the door
>like it literally sounded like thunder
>I crouch down in a corner and hope for the best
>The sound is getting louder
>and louder
>and louder, before it finally stops right outside the door.
>I stay in my corner for 5 minutes, before I work up the courage to go up the the door
>I need to leave this place
>I put my hand on the doorknob
>and very slowly I....
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>13934545
>Do I fit in yet, guize!?

>>13933462
he literally explained why he looked disheveled in the video you mongoloid

>>13942514
Kek

>order mcchicken
>server forgets the chicken
I was baffled

The only one in recent memory was I went to a bojangles after a long day and they gave me dark meat thigh and leg when I paid the extra for white meat breast and wing or whatever it was supposed to be. I still ate it since it was still good and I didn't realize until I was long gone

>>13933371
Giving me ideas here man.
>go to fast food place
>order a single burger
>take off the patty and hide it
>take it back pissed like "where the hell is the burger?"
>they make me a new one
>add patty to new burger
>now have a double for the price of a single
Gonna swindle 'em

>>13933389
Was it a burger king? They always do that shit.

>>13936619
>waste 40 minutes of my time and gas money
>be cool about it
Those shrimp dick no lifes that will live and die in poverty don't deserve my cool level headed niceties. They deserve to be shot.

>>13933209
go to Carl's jr
>drive thru
order Double Western burger, Med. fires, and chocolate shake

>order up
get a single western burger, no cheese (da fuq???), small onion rings, and a liquidy chocolate shake
>realize this 2 miles down the highway

>>13937130
>Also unreasonably expensive
So you got mad because they gave you a higher quality and tastier chicken sandwich and only made you pay the price of the worse one?

>>13939716
I would've filmed the whole thing and posted it online for all to see. That is ridiculous.

>>13940725
this is fucking hilarious. I'm going to start calling in advance and paying restaurants to fuck up my friend's order next time we go out to eat because he always flips the fuck out in secret if one minor thing is wrong but never says anything to servers.

>>13941079
Not true. It's entirely possible for a fuck up to still happen regardless of it being a special order. There's been numerous times where either I've gotten someone else's order or someone I know had that happen to them. Don't blame picky eaters for the shit terrible workers cause.

>dating hypochondriac chick but also broke
>grabbing some sandwiches from an overpriced place I don't like
>haven't eaten in two days
>take a bite out of her sandwich
>wrap it back up
>she freaks the fuck out thinking an employee took a bite out of her sandwich
>i get two sandwiches
>we never have to go back there again

>>13942952
hm....

>>13942952
literally me

>>13944088
Sorry. Not your fault faggot.
t. Just took sensitivity class

>>13944146
what?

>>13944088
Im not even gay, and I'd let you blow me.

>>13933244
>people that have their emotions under control are likely to go postal
who the fuck started this retarded meme

>>13933209
1: I ordered 2 big macs and opened them up to find both had no meat

2: Ordered a few items from taco bell and got some fucking vegitarians order instead, all beans

>>13944182
because there are so many fags who can't control themselves all the time, they think that the people who can are just like them, just with a higher breaking point.

>>13936444
I ordered 2 10 piece nuggers back when there was a 2 for 5 deal. After getting home I find out I had been given 2 boxes of 9 nugs each. Filed an online complaint, got vouchers for 2 value meals. At $13, the 10 piece tenders should not be a meal.

On the other hand, burger king gave me 12 nuggets instead of 10 once. Making up for the shit quality I guess.

>>13934723
Multiple times after ordering a cheeseburger I've been asked if I wanted cheese on it.

>>13943264
>realize this 2 miles down the highway
That's why I only ever pay for fast food with a credit card. If they fuck up big like this and I only realize after getting home or traveling I can issue a chargeback, though filing a complaint will likely get you more (see above story).

>>13933209
Big fat dry burrito. Had lettuce on it. I can't fucking stand lettuce on warm foods. It wrecks them. I was so pissed I threw it against the wall and then went to their competitor for another. Never been back. Fuck them.

I have an opposite, went to pick up at buffalo wild wings just a got a small order of boneless wings cause I was poor. I go to pick up tell them my name and they hand me this huge bag, I just walk out with it they gave me someone elses order and had like 60 different assorted boneless wings, I had leftovers for like 3 meals

>>13933209
usually its just something like a forgotten item. One time I got an iced coffee at mcdonalds and there were coffee grinds in it.

>>13944085
>>13944088
what was it

>>13933209
>Worst screw up / wrong order you've ever received on a Fast Food order?

Not really a screw up, but I normally get my Chinese food from Takee Outee No.1 (Van Dyke north of 11 Mile Rd here in Warren MI) but just prior to the corona zombiepocalypse hitting, I called them up one day and for some reason nobody answered, so I tired Lotus Pond Restaurant (Hoover south of 12 Mile Rd) which my friends like but when I placed my order for General Tso’s Chicken, this place asked me if I wanted it deep fried or stir fried.

Now Takee Outee No.1 never asked me this and I supposed I should asked this place what the difference was but I just said; “umm… stir fried, I guess?”

When I got home and opened the foam box, it was like fucking soup in a really bitter souce and NOTHING like the General Tso’s Chicken I’ve always gotten from Takee Outee No.1 and I was really disappointed.

>>13935267
tl;dr

>>13934613
How is that a screw up, that's just you being a weirdo by ordering something you didn't know

>>13933244
this dude almost was literally hospitalized over a small accident. He is a frail ghoul.

Not technically fast food but I always had trouble at Red Robin trying to ask for the free dipping sauces you can get for the bottomless fries. I would order one or two of the sauces when I placed the order for my food, and when they brought the food out there was never any sauce. Waiter comes back, "Hey man can I just get a couple of those sauces?" "Oh yeah no problem I'll be right back" and then he doesn't come back to the table until he has the check. I always figured thats how they jew you on the bottomless fries deal. This happened like 3 times and every time I didn't leave a tip. That Red Robin went out of business, reopened, and then went out of business again
>tl:dr fuck red robin

I've got a good one, but it was my friend not me
>order some shit to go from campus fuzzy's tacos
>friend gets burrito smothered in nacho cheese (yes, its disgusting)
>to go burritos usually wrapped in foil
>receive burrito wrapped in foil with cheese poured over foil, inside of a styrofoam box

>>13945127
you didn't think generals chicken was deep fried?

>ask for steak taco
>"what kind of taco you want?"
>...steak
>get chicken burritos instead
I knew the girl who took the order. She dropped out of high school and started taking night classes. This was over a decade ago and she's probably dead by now but really, who isn't.

>>13933462
>>13942875
>>13937119
wtf are you talking about he is swimming in every piece of clothing and looks retarded

>>13933209
broke af go to mcDs ordered a mcChicken got 4 mc doubles and two large fries
"yeet"

>>13936549
He has said he buys his Goodwill suits so he can grow into them. Well nigga he ain't ever gonna grow into them unless he gains 100 pounds.He obviously has trouble putting on weight.

lul

>>13945810
Protip, you can buy shit at goodwill land pay to have it taken in on the cheap

>>13935128
She probably didnt wipe down the surface before she made your burger

Me and two friends got shitty gas station food separately and when we got home we discovered they somehow managed to shuffle all our items around so something from everyone's order was in another person's bag.

>>13946023
you could say you ordered a mixed bag!

>>13935128
You're lucky
You know what's worse?
A gf who loves to argue and thinks that if you don't argue about your hairy Rally's burger, she thinks you're a pussy and not a real man
Trust me, THOSE are the worst

>>13933209
Subway gave me someone else's sandwich on two separate occasions. I no longer go to Subway.

>>13938335
You're fucking braindead

>>13944734
>Multiple times after ordering a cheeseburger I've been asked if I wanted cheese on it.
Same, I ask for a cheese burger with everything but onion and somehow without fail I always get asked "you want cheese on that still?" Like I asked for a super complicated order. I just don't like raw onions bruh

>>13945567
That was your worst order in the last decade?

>>13945951
What?

>>13946152
It's a term for having clothing that is too large for you adjusted to a smaller size. People don't seem to understand that Reviewbrah made a stylistic choice for the comedic effect. He intends to look a bit silly while acting like fast food is serious business.

>fast food order
nigga gave me a burrito supreme when i asked for a gordita. didn't mind much
>order period
dude gave me a manhattan with dry vermouth "because i didn't specify", shit was gross

>>13946149
I eat fast food on average like once a year

When I was like 13 on a long drive at Cracker Barrel, I wanted a Chicken Fried Steak with some Kid-Friendly Sides. I ordered Chicken Fingers with Okra and some type of other weird vegetable, went to the bathroom after ordering, asked the waitress to get me some cheesy hash browns instead, but I stuck with the other weird dish for a few minutes to try something new before my dad called over the waiter again to change it to something like applesauce. I wanted to ask for the CF Steak but my dad thought I gave them enough of a run around.
There's no Cracker Barrels this far up North tho, and IHOP's aren't as good. Gotta keep Cracker Barrel in mind man.

I don't ever really complain, but several times i've gone into a place wanting 1 specific thing and they didn't have it so I was like "really? fuck sake" and just left.

>>13946394
>go into a Cinema and demand for non-buttered popcorn and watch their frustration as they prepare a whole fresh batch.

Ordered a Hawaiian chicken burger at some hippie burger joint once. Got a soggy, pitiful burger without pineapple and missing a bunch of ingredients. Uber gave me a full refund but I still left them a shitty google review and hope they go out of business. For a $14 AUD burger I expect a high level of quality, and what I got was worse than what I'd expect from a McChicken made by a 14 year old retard.

>>13933391
fucking chipotle orders I swear. ordered tonight and they forgot my chips, burrito foil was covered in guacamole too. Got it all refunded but JFC

>tfw you find a secret agent in your burger

>>13933209
I ordered 2 double stackers and they gave me 3 whoppers and 3 things of fries.

Why people dislike mayo so much?

one time in NYC my buddy ordered chinese food, guy got there in minutes and we started eating, door bell rings and its another delivery guy, The one we called! We took our order packed up the food we where just eating and the first guy comes back to pick up his mistake and he delivered it to an upstairs apartment. We ate 1/2 the meal too! It was also better then what we go and ordered from that place then on!

>>13946751
Can't speak for others, but personally I grew out of liking mayonnaise after I hit puberty. That was also around the time I started eating healthier in general. I dislike it because every time after I eat it, I wind up with a bunch mucus in my throat I can't get rid of, and other than creaminess, it adds little to anything it's put on. Plus, a friend of mine associated it with cum and now I can't get the image of someone whacking off into a jar of mayonnaise out of my head.

>>13946751
more blacks legit. after the whole cornstarch powder "blacks need dirt" meme took off blacks started attacking "muh white mans sauce". just ignore it and always add more garlic for better taste.

>>13946070
order it normally where they make it in front of you instead of using some shitty app then retard

bacon king at burger king is supposed to be double patty, double cheese, bacon, and mayo. why do i get a single patty, bacon, no cheese, but a tomato added? i really don't think their menu is that hard to memorize.

>>13933209
I'm not a snowflake who spergs out if they don't specially make their order from a fast food place.

I see the menu and order according to it with no changes.

Of course at a high end establishment I will have specific instructions, but nothing lower

>>13946751
because they arent fat and disgusting

>>13947723
Why is he so loveable?

>>13933209
Went through a jack in the box drive thru and ordered an ultimate cheeseburger. Got a chicken sandwich instead.

>>13933209
Not necesaarily wrong order.
But I went to Shake Shack and someone who had the same name as me did a mobile order. So I ended up leaving with 2 people's worth of food.

>>13933209
>Be Israeli
>Hummus is in every sandwich stand
>Don't like hummus
>Order a schnitzel baguette
>Employee cuts open the baguette and already has a spreading knife with hummus in his hand ready to smear it all inside
>Visit this establishment about 2-3 times a month for over a decade
>Order about the same thing, only adding a few things as of late
>Owner recognizes me and asks about patents
>"You want hummus, salad, and fries, right?"
>No, I don't want hummus
>Tell him what to spread instead
>He spreads it right
>Places baguette down awaiting the schnitzel to be ready
>Ends up switching the baguette with one spread with hummus for an other customer
>Puts the salad and stuff
>Seals the bag
>Only discover the switch at home
Happened at least 5 times already. This shit ruins the sandwich every time.

>>13946161
Ah I see now, I just didnt get the term.

I go to little Caesars once a month or so. I always order a no cheese pepperoni pizza and call it in so I don't have to wait. About half the time they fuck it up. Either i get a pizza with cheese or a no cheese and no pepperoni pizza. I don't really mind waiting though because 5 dollars for a pizza is cheap.

>>13935128
Did you know she posts on /ck/?

>>13939716
mayo is fine you fucking bitch. you're a piece of shit

>>13945127
how fucking stupid can you be to ask for general tso chicken stir fried? holy shit
this is what flyover country is like

>>13948312
Hummus is just boring. It's like hipster peanut butter. Who thought it was great?

>>13946356
what the fuck is wrong with you people

>>13946775
People who hate mayo are retarded. It's just vinegar, oil, and egg. All things you probably love. Also the fact that it's the base for shittons of sauces. You can also add things to it to make it taste how you want.

Acting like mayo is some sort of condiment for kids is retarded as hell.

>>13950173
being an innocent kid is liking mayo
being a rebellious, obnoxious pubescent teen is hating mayo
adulthood is regaining your love for mayonnaise in all its wonderful forms and applications

>>13950134
at least they didn't ask for cheese on it

>>13933462
Suit "etiquette" (Yes, it sounds gay) is to unbutton when sitting, button when standing.

>>13933209
Mayo at the Sonic near my Aunt's house

8431 Lucas and Hunt Rd, St. Louis, MO 63136

3 out of 5 times I've asked for my burger without mayo and it turned out it had mayo
For a while, it seems like every time I parked to check the burger it never had mayo and every time I trusted them and opened the food when I got home it got mayo

I forgot if I left an online complaint, but seriously, it shouldn't be that hard
it's not a complicated order
double cheese burger combo
no mayo
no ice in the soda (if I get a soda)

>>13950115
Are you a doctor? No, you're not. Now make me a burger with no mayo you fucking nig nog faggot.

>>13933209
None. I always order it how it comes

>>13947723
man thats a great suit

Went there in 1998. Bit into a steak burger and cut my mouth on a jagged piece of metal. Manger claimed it was part of the meat shredding machine. At least the meal was free

Paid with a $20, got a $50 back in change.

ordered a big mac meal. Got two mcdouble patties in a big mac container, lettuce and tomato in a chicken strip box and an empty small fry bag. Went back and even the cashier wondered how does someone fuck that hard

>>13950173
Look mother fucker, people like different things. I'm so God damned sorry what I do and don't like offends you so much that you have to post about on fucking 4channel and now fuck off the edge of my dick, faggot.

The other day I got my McDonalds order and I was about to look through it to make sure it was right.

But then I thought about it and realized I wasn't going to do anything about it anyways. So I stopped.

Order a quarter pounder with cheese, no pickles.
>Has pickles
>Bring it back and ask for another
>The second one has no cheese but has pickles
>Bring it back
>Girl at the cash doesn't understand and call her manager.
>Manager asks me what I want, tell no pickles
>She goes in the back and brings me a buger
>Has nothing on it. No cheese or toppings. >Just bread and burger.

That's when I started hating french fucks in quebec.

>>13933209
>go to McDonald's drive thru a couple years ago
>order a Big Mac
>discover it's just the buns, lettuce, and sauce
>no meat at all
Last time I ever went to a McDonald's.

>>13950803
being belligerent doesn't make you any less of a tastelet. your mommy might care when you throw your toys oit of your crib but nobody gives a shit here, you little faggot

It's hard to say, because in Canada, most fast food places are run by Indians, and they always get something wrong.

>>13950890
My mother died in December, asshole.

>>13933209
Order McDouble, get McChicken, no lettuce, extra mayo, add musterd. Got home didnt turn on light...big bite, disappointment.

>>13950890
Like I said, people like different things. Just because you love gargling mayonnaise doesn't mean everyone else does. Go back to R*ddit faggot

>>13951051
No, she faked her death because she was sick and tired of putting up with your faggotry.

>>13951051
Don't say that on 4chan. I'm not involved in your argument, but you are not likely to garner any sympathy for this. I wouldn't even be surprised if other users start saying harsher things. Good luck, anon.

>>13951065
>>13951073
Fuck this board. I'm out. You incels have fun talking about shitty fast food in your empire of nothing. The U.S. government should have shut this shit hole down after all the anonymous hacks and raids that happened years ago.

>>13950115
He just said he has a medical problem with eggs, you dumb cunt.

>>13933381
i put a AA battery in my friend's bowl ofgrits at waffle house

>>13936541
Yes he did and you know it.

>>13934594
Had this happen at a sit-down restaurant once. They weren't even busy. There were 5 of us and they only cooked up 4 of our orders. How the fuck do you do that?

>>13939716
Fake and gay

>>13935187
>Not even like wrong type of fries
Where do you live where McDonald's has different types of fries?

>>13941392
I'm straight and this post made me white.

>>13936938
Many moons ago when I used to eat McDonald's, I would always get a filet-o-fish. Apparently these weren't popular enough to ever have one already made, so they would always ask me to go take a seat and they'd bring it out.

They NEVER brought it out. Here's why:
> take 5 minutes to make it
> in that 5 minutes another customer asks for one (wait, I thought they weren't popular?)
> that customer gets my burger because "won't be long"
> back and ask for my burger
> "oh, I don't know what happened to it... if you'd like to take a seat then I'll..."
> REEEEEEEEEE

>>13935288
How big was the one large fry?

>>13939278
>order curry without rice, extra spicy

>>13933209

>>13951093
Hurrdurr everyone should make exceptions for me because I'm speshul.

>>13933452
as a former mcdonalds worker the best mchicken is macsauce pickles and bacon. no lettuce or mayo. tarter sauce is also pretty good on it

>>13951218
> Progress 65%
How fucking long is the process for lodging a complaint?

>>13946486
>asking for fries with no salt so they have to make a fresh batch

>>13951093
yeah i'm thinking this is based

>>13944529
Are on you the commie-coast? Maybe they have veganazis there.

>>13951138
In some European McDonald's, you can get potato wedges instead of fries.

The last time I visited Hong Kong, they had fries with three different seasonings to choose from.

Anon could've also had a brainfart and meant to say "wrong size of fries."

>>13935187
Canadian McDonald's is even shittier. Even with the electronic kiosks, where there is very little room for human error, they still manage to fuck something up.

>>13950379
Where the fuck is this even true?

>>13951290
I'm not him, but I don't even doubt what he is saying, because fine dining etiquette has far weirder things, like which of four different forks to use, and how to place a napkin.

>>13951289
I mean, relatively speaking, I tend to get more fuckups at Tim Hortons than McDonalds. Considering the amount of fuckups that happen at McDonalds, I think this says a lot about Tims.

>at work
>coworkers decide to get a fat order of CFA
>why not, get a deluxe sandwich with fries
>order arrives
>mine is missing
>wtf
>people feel bad, offer to share
>tell them nah brah, I'm headin over there to get my food
>boss approves
>"forget" receipt
>tell cashiers order was missing my sandwich, 2 spicy chicken sandwiches, 6 orders of fries, and a two strawberry milkshakes
>girl behind the counter has dead eyes, probably knows I'm lying but doesn't care
>return with my haul, share extra food with bros and feast

I think that was the only time I've ever had an order wrong though, and in their defense it was a massive order. I don't eat fast food that often but even in restaurants I feel like it's hard to fuck up, these places usually have systems in place to minimize them.

Maybe I've been lucky though, or live in areas where the people they hire aren't drugged up 24/7.

>>13951302
You NEVER unbotton the top button of a shirt in a suit. This is pure third world horseshit!!!

This is by no means an egregious mistake, but it was still very interesting to see.

There were a few times where I would order a Hamburger at McDonald's. Not any of McDonald's signature items like the Big Mac, Quarter Pounder, Mighty Angus, McDouble, etc. I would order a literal Hamburger in name. Why? Because it's literally on the menu, but I've never ordered it before.

I've done this several times, with interesting results. I would often get a Cheeseburger, or a McDouble. I've only ever gotten an actual Hamburger once. Not even mad, just intrigued.

>>13937130
This makes chlorine gas

I used to trade the guy at checkers weed for a shit load of chicken and burgers it was based a 20 sack would get me like 40 bucks worth of food

I stopped doing special orders at some point in my life and just started getting the most basic things I could with no change to the toppings so it's hard for them to fuck it up. I've gone with my dad before recently though and he orders food the whole family and gets like 50 or 60 dollars worth of shit and it's hilarious cause as he's ordering I already know half of that shit isn't gonna be in the bag. Once though I went over to his place for dinner and when we got home with the food literally everyone else's meals were fine but they forgot to even put mine in the bag so I just had to sit there and munch on someone's extra fries while everyone else ate.

>>13933209
I had a value menu chicken sandwich from Burger King once and the chicken was like cardboard. The patty had zero meat and zero flavor.

>>13951343
he isn't saying that

>>13950803
It wasn't the fact that you don't like it, you are allowed to dislike whatever, but the way you phrased it "I stopped eating mayo once I got out of puberty. Lel you fucking kids eating mayo, manchildren!"

Once I ordered a Whopper but they gave me a Big Mac

>>13951521
You should have gotten the 6$ one.

>>13951571
Did I call anyone a manchild? No. I was just stating why I didn't like it. Next time I'll remember to not be so specific so as to not step on any autist's toes.

>>13933391
swear to god all chipotle drivers are retards. they go thru grubhub, but every other restaurant I order from comes on time

>>13951588
My go-to nowadays is the original chicken sandwich or the chicken fries. I was a poor college kid at the time.

not really. ive eaten fast food maybe twice in the past 10 years so if there were any before that, i've forgotten about them

fast food in general is shit, though

I know what the BEST screw up was.

>Popeyes.
>Order shrimp.
>Shrimp comes with bonus chicken sandwich in the bag I did not order or pay for.

>>13951231
They wanted to know how clean the drive thru was at 11pm and how friendly they were

>>13933209
Went through the McDonalds drive through once to get food for like 4 people. Instead of the large order I got 3 fish sandwiches. I had to pull around and go inside to complain and the manager quit on the spot once i told him what was up. I did get my food eventually though.

Ordered a McDonald's Mcgriddle for delivery once. Instead I got a sausage, a pancake, and an egg, with a little cup of syrup. I wasn't sure whether to be insulted or impressed.

>>13950148
Beats me. I'm apparently the only one in this crazy country that doesn't like it.

>>13933209
they forgot to make my food once so when i eventually did get it it was free
usually screw-ups when i order out are they'll give me regular coke/pepsi when I order diet. i pretty much never see screw-ups outside of that, but i literally cannot stand sugary drinks so i'll dump that shit out and just grab something from the fridge instead

>>13945546
>small accident
He fell from a height that could easily kill or cripple people.

>>13933209
The popeyes nearby usually messes up orders if I call in during a rush.
Ordered some food for me and a friend, they forgot like half the order. Called them, they delivered the rest of the order but it's still missing drinks.

I'm really tired of dealing with the rude niggers that work fast food

>>13945550
wtf is with nails??

Worst:
>order chicken tender sub at Royal Farms
>lettuce, tomato, mayo, onions, banana peppers, salt, pepper, bacon
>no fucking chicken tenders

Best:
>order baconator combo at wendys
>get handed my order, and 2 taco salads, 2 orders of chili, 2 drinks, 2 small frostees
>ate it all in one sitting like the fat bastard I am

>>13933209
I once ordered a double stacker with chicken fries at BK at the drive-thru near closing time (yes, I was intoxicated).
They gave me:
>the double stacker
>the chicken fries
>a special whopper (I think it was the red spicy whopper, but I know it wasn't a regular whopper)
>nuggets with the sauces
>2 apple pies
>fries
>and a sprite (didn't order a trio, and I usually take coke or iced tea, but i forgot by the time I was at the window)

I have no idea what the fuck happened. I imagine they fucked up their bag placement and I got my order and someone else's.

Other than that, no real fuck up other than regular big mac sauce instead of extra and shit like that.

>>13954466
Not trying to defend niggers or anything, but I find that most fast food workers are often rude and/or unmotivated. It's very rare to see a polite fast food worker, no matter the race or gender.

If I was a bratty teenager earning minimum wage who hated myself, I'd be an asshole, too. That's why I applied myself and worked my ass off until I got the job that I wanted. Now I'm a lot less bitter and jaded.

>>13933209
I ordered 6 chicken tenders from Sonic and got 30 mozzarella sticks instead.

>>13954619
ChickFilA va Popeyes, go to both a few times and tell me what you notice

>>13933209
my dad went to Chick fil ayyy and they gave him a bun with sauce and no chicken

>>13954887
I notice lazy, unmotivated, unambitious teenagers in both of them.

>>13951227
for me, it's mcchicken, no mayo, add cheese, macsauce, extra lettuce. pickle sounds good though, i'll try that

>>13933462
he looks like a stock broker that just lost it all, wife left and took the house, and can't see his kids anymore cause of the dui he's about to get

I ordered a single Shawarna one time and got a full family serving worth of meat, pickle, sauces, the whole nine yards. Only paid for one shawarma and had meals for days.

The weird part was there was a giant penis drawn on the top of the tray

>>13955160
Was it an accurate drawing of a penis, or just a very rough sketch of one? I honestly would not be surprised if a middle eastern language has phallic writing.

>get sandwich at shop during lunch break
>it takes fucking forever to come
>take it to my table
>15 mind left for lunch break and like 5 mins travel time back to work
>its the wrong sadwhoch
>decide to eat it anyway because of time
>see a woman go to the till and say she got the wrong sandwich (she got mine I got hers)
>cashiere points at me and loudly proclaimed that I took her sandwich
>sat there with blank stare on my face just eye balling the cashier as I chewed it like a camel
The bread was also stale

>>13955160
I think it's a common thing of indie (as in not a chain) Libanese places. We had a shawarma joint in town that would give you a family serving of meat, potatoes, rices and all that stuff for a regular size. I had to order a family sized meal once and I swear the whole fucking thing was 10 pounds. Store is closed now because the owner passed and his family didn't want to keep the place. It's a computer store now.

The dick shape drawing could be "allah" in arabic.

>>13933377
>once you move out, you never est with parents again
So americans really?

>>13933209
why is this little faggot shilled so much on here? he's just some skinny little twerp who wears suits that don't fit and eats like a teenager. what's the big deal?

>>13933209
I order a breakfast steak quesadilla from Taco Bell. It was just a folded tortilla with some cheese and a little bit of egg.

I was driving and I was too lazy to turn around and actually get what I paid for

>>13933389
>be at Macdonald's after a concert with friend
>we're drunk
>he asks for no ketchup on his quarter pounder
>start eating
>there's ketchup on it
>he goes to return it
>hes fucking eating it while standing in line to return it
>eats all of it
>gets mad when they dont replace it
>makes big drunken scene
>some roastie tells him to calm down and be more respectful
>he repeats "respect? FUCKING RESPECT"? like15 times in a row
It was funny but embarrassing at the same time

is reviewbrah nearly universally liked/respected?
if so, why?

>>13933395
Kitchener Ontario? I ordered an Angus burger once. After about 15 mins I asked how much longer and they hadn't even started cooking it yet. A bunch of shebooms in the back talking and not working at all. I told them to forget it and give me a refund and someone else in line was like "am I gonna have to wait 15 mins, too"? Cash girl said my order takes longer because they dont make it as often. I completely flip out saying "YOU HAVENT EVEN STARTED FUCKING MAKING IT YET". They refunded for the burger but not the drink because I already started drinking it so I took the lid off and dumped it on the floor and then refilled it and left. I usually dont get angry easy but the way she lied to the other customer right in front of me and refused to give me a refund on the drink had me so angry I could hardly even stand it. I felt bad after.

>>13951289
idk order accuracy has gone way up since I started using those self checkout kiosks. I mean, there's still a nigger making it so it's always a gamble, but it's reduced from two niggers to one nigger.

>at a&w
>they have 24 hour drive through but doors close at 10
>Its 10:01 but doors still open so I figure they'll still serve me
>girl tells me no more customers in store
>I ask why not, the till is right next to the drive through window and all cooking stuff is still running
>she says no
>leave all pissed off
>email corporate and tell them that the employees were being racist because in native and served a white man that was behind me (lie)
>I'm white and all the people working there are pajeets
>get an email back from corporate with vouchers for 5 free burgers
Worth it

>>13954913
Motivated, ambitious teenagers that work there for a year or two in CFA. Lazy, rude, ugly niggers that hate you in Popeyes that work there their whole lives

>>13954487

five finger coke spoon

>>13951449
theres so much redundancy on the mcdonalds menu

>>13955258
>>13955182
Definetly not arabic writing, i know some.
It was a very crude penis like what a kid would draw on his buddies face.

>>13955369
>entered a restaurant after operating hours, got pissed that they were standing by their policy, and made up a lie to corporate
You may be white, but you're a nigger on the inside.

>>13955369
They don't take you inside because the dine-in cash registers are closed. And they don't want you to order and wait inside because they have to lock the doors so other retards like you don't come in.

>>13945127
Why are they only opened for 30 minutes on Thursday and Friday?

My Tim Hortons sausage and egg muffin.

>>13955635
I want to believe that is a typo, and they meant to say 10:30 PM.

This is why I prefer the 24-hour system. No confusion whatsoever. Just 10:00 - 22:30.

>>13943345
It’s not about what they give him. It’s that they fucked up. Are you retarded?

>>13946050
A girl did this on a date once and I walked out. She ordered surf and turf and asked her if she wanted anything else as well. She took it as a fat joke and started screaming at them so I just walked out. I don’t date girls over 105 pounds so she obviously wasn’t fat.

>>13950173
Lmao you salty faggot I bet you still eat pepperoni pizza and Mac n cheese too.

>>13951093
Greatest post I’ve seen this hour. Absolutely SEETHING fat faggot thinks he deserves special treatment on an anonymous site

I was on a late roadtrip. We planned to stop at a rest area we always hit when we make this exact trip. You know the types of places, a big rest area with a gas station, a few indoor restaurants, a shitty tourist boutique and a general convenience store. Up in the Northeast they're generally a combination of Burger King, Starbucks (or Dunken in Mass/RI), Mobile/Exon, and some other chain. This particular one has a Popeyes.
We joke about how this trip is "our annual Popeyes" trip. Anyway it was late and we hit traffic. We didn't get to the rest area until around 9:15, and the Popeyes closes at 9. So we had to settle for BK. I don't like BK much, I just get a regular bacon cheesburger, onion rings, and a drink. I get in the car and don't realize until I'm 3 bites in and a mile up the highway that this burger is the size of a Frisbee. Apparently for whatever reason BK has these giant fucking variations you can get, and buy getting a large order of onion rings and drink they gave me this fucking beast.
So here I am nearing 10pm, driving in the pouring rain with a fucking hubcap sized burger covered in that disgusting BK cheese and whatever-the-fuck their sauce is. I got halfway through it and gave up.
Truly a miserable experience.

>>13955308
he's genuine

>>13933244
They also fuck like savages

>>13956138
Are you a woman? Nobody else would write that much drivel for such an uninteresting story

>>13956267
I'll be whatever you want, daddy.

>>13955676
That sucks but usually they're so tasty

>>13955903
>Hurr I fuck skeletons!
Shit taste in women.

>>13936720
amen to that, this McD sucks!