/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13921390
something tells me this will turn into eggfort and ja/ck/ thread

>>13921390
I had recognized the taste of the crumb of madeleine soaked in her decoction of lime-flowers which my aunt used to give me (although I did not yet know and must long postpone the discovery of why this memory made me so happy) immediately the old grey house upon the street, where her room was, rose up like the scenery of a theatre to attach itself to the little pavilion, opening on to the garden, which had been built out behind it for my parents (the isolated panel which until that moment had been all that I could see); and with the house the town, from morning to night and in all weathers, the Square where I was sent before luncheon, the streets along which I used to run errands, the country roads we took when it was fine. And just as the Japanese amuse themselves by filling a porcelain bowl with water and steeping in it little crumbs of paper which until then are without character or form, but, the moment they become wet, stretch themselves and bend, take on colour and distinctive shape, become flowers or houses or people, permanent and recognisable, so in that moment all the flowers in our garden and in M. Swann's park, and the water-lilies on the Vivonne and the good folk of the village and their little dwellings and the parish church and the whole of Combray and of its surroundings, taking their proper shapes and growing solid, sprang into being, town and gardens alike, all from my cup of tea.

>>13921424
oh fuck me i forgot about those. i fucking loved them

the old design had soul

Most Pleasing

>>13921412
These are still around. Sorta. You can find them at Dollar Generals. The one closest to me had them but they stopped carrying them now.

these were fun for about 10 seconds

>>13921449
Had once, they were awesome

Take me back.

I don't know in the USA but in Latin America Lay's used to have toys in the bags, shit was so cash.

>>13921444
ironic naming

>>13921435
Oh this one brings back memories. Havent seen it in ages though

>>13921398
Fuck you got me. Zoomies will never understand.

>>13921532
You remember Tazos? I fucking loved the Yugioh ones. We used to have battles where we try to flip the other guys’ tazo and the winner would keep them.

>>13921580
I suppose it was only a matter of time before the rebbitors started with their *oomer garbage

its really telling that i remember the old cups from pizza hut more than the actual pizza

>that smell of walking into a tim hortons in the 90s

>>13921415
My absolute nigger. I would give my nuts for a box of those

when these candies came in a foil like packaging

those candies that came in a garbage can shaped container

>>13921405
That was beautiful, anon. Hope this isn’t a copy-pasta.

>>13921406
jesus christ yes

>>13921435
>>13921433
These bring back memories of when I was very young, but unfortunately, it still wasn’t young enough for my whore mother to ruin my life. In fact, I remember that cherry coke design oh so well because it was on a vending machine in the apartment complex she moved into while she was cheating on my father.

>>13921532
>Mexican
This board needs flags do I can filter out these (((people)))

>>13921390
string cheese with marinara sauce in the middle.

I got this
https://youtu.be/ngr3Wp5GGSU

>>13921390

>>13921764
burger king tacos. unclear if these are sold anymore

>>13921776
The BK near me still has them on the dollar menu

>>13921390

>>13921740
Last time I went to the store I got a pack of ice pops since I probably ate hundreds of those as a kid. I've had 2 so far and it's just not the same.

>>13921799
hhnnngg

>>13921712
This is some pizza gate shit

>>13921740
>no clear ones

>>13921405
Stellar

>>13921390

>>13921743
>>>/int/eddit
>>>/pol/eddit

>>13922329
>waaah everything I don't like is /int/ or /pol/
Go away plebbit cancer.

>>13921569
winner

>>13922381
Go away, election tourist cancer.

>>13922381
>>waaah everything I don't like is /int/ or /pol/
You are the biggest reason this site is such fucking garbage, so, yeah, pretty much.

>>13921601
these were always so difficult to consume

>>13922531
project more retard
>>13922550
no, it's 12IQs like you who cry about pol and int on every single fucking board because you got your shit packed in too hard by them one day.

>>13921734
its actually a copypasta from 1906 by some gay French guy

>>13922559
you can still buy them, but now they come in cups precisely because they were so unwieldy

>>13921398
Those things always tasted weird to me. Can't identify how.

>>13922569
kek

This was a proper treat. We didn't have the full size pizzas in my area but the tiny ones were amazing.

>>13921694

Fucking nostalgia hard. Modern Tim's sucks

>>13921405
You talk like a fag lmao

>>13921390
I’m feeling all paranoid as heck antsy caged up ... I feel like I just want to eat a ton of comfort food but then that makes me feel even more anxious and crazy

>>13921439
God damn why did you remind me.
What was the point of discontinuing these? I thought they were fairly popular.

>>13922588

remember getting yelled at as a kid for getting one drip on my shirt. jeez

>>13921412
i remember being in grade 6 at the turn of the century and everyone thinking these were so bad ass

then we found red bull that came in tiny glass bottles at the immigrant grocery store

>>13921444
chubbies were awesome

These things were divine and I seethe at their absence.

i used to get these in my lunch bag every once in a while during the 90's

ah i remember playing some good old diablo 2 in my underwear. good times

>>13923068
you are me, ive been trying to cut back but the more I do the more I want it.every evening when the sun starts to go down I start to lose my shit if theres no junk in the house

>>13923108
Oh man I had forgotten all about those but just looking at them brings back memories of how they taste/smell and they were so fucking good.

the dumb snowman commercials used to come on all the time

>>13923133
Yeah, my parents used to buy them, it was like a box of ultra thick reeses.

>>13921431
The apex of candy cereal.

>>13923132
I almost never ate this cooked
I would pick out the all of the eggs, eat the dry oatmeal sugar mixture, then the eggs by themselves

>>13923095
I was in highschool when the first 4lokos came out (back when one was enough to fuck you up before they changed the formula). The little hadji gas station had them right there in the energy drink section and they never carded.

>>13923168
im a canada fag and in my circle of friends ive never seen them. i dont even think they sell them here but ive seen the yanks post all about them

sounds like a jager bomb in a can lol

>>13921512
Fucking yes

>>13921512
Damn

>>13923166
Your parents should've paid more attention to you

>>13923166
you ate ramen dry also didnt you

>>13921739
I too remember seeing that cherry coke design on various vending machine buttons. One day, I pressed the button in passing, but stopped when I heard that familiar clunk as a (free) can of cherry coke was dispensed. It was the sweetest, cherryest coke I ever had.

>>13921436
CPS NIGGERS RISE UP

>>13921406
motherfucker

>>13923236

man in the 90's we all ate ramen dry

>>13921459
I miss that shit. Walmart brought back green Nickelodeon ketchup last year it was pretty cool

>>13921776
Bk near me stopped selling these :(

>>13923307
its like a worse version of a jim boys taco

>>13921390
THE COLORS, DUKE, THE COLORS.

>>13921390

>>13923599

They took them away AGAIN

ARGHHHHH BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>>13921569
I was lucky to taste one back in the day, some girl gave me one and my brother these, pretty good.

>>13921405
Thank you for posting this

>>13921601
oh fuck u got me anon

>>13923921
Oh those were good

What i wouldn't give to go back...

>>13923370
HEY BALDY

>>13923282
wtf flavor is jive

>>13923279
it was a different time

>>13921398
i miss those
my grandma would take me and my brother to the store and buy us junk food when she was babysitting us and we always got the 3d doritos

Only existed for one or two summers. Best tasting cola ever. Reminded me of Josta also by pepsi

>>13923986
how fucking old are you, asshole?

what was that one drink that had the ball things in it

>>13924125
never got that here, we only got pepsi twist for a while. parents loved it for alcohol mix

>>13924129
Orbitz. Was gonna post that next

>>13921406
Philly's always associated with good food

>>13924166
i just went and watched the old philly cream cheese commercials

>>13924129
Guinness

anyone remember edible pogs

>>13924125
was actually pretty good

>>13921799
My cousin had one of these snoopy snow cone machines. I remember being confused by the Devo hats.

>>13924129
If you've got $2'500 CAD you can order a pallet
Out of stock atm for obvious reasons

>>13921398
I liked the hot Cheetos balls

>inb4 Sobe guava

>>13923279
I ate dry ramen last week, I didn't really like it but I enjoyed the nostalgia.

>>13923112
Seneral Jam?

>>13921454
I didn't know these were discontinued. I remember seeing them in a gas station in 2017

>>13921435
Fuck I loved this graphic

>>13921775
I have a candy store that sells old candy and they have these. They're alright but they just taste like any other lollipop the only use they have is to annoy your parents when you're little

>>13921569
Oh lord forgive us for killing the most holy of us

>They discontinued this for 9 flavours of green tea no one drinks

Fuck Rockstar

Fuck the Coca Cola Corp for pulling this nectar and replacing it yet another fucking red bull clone.

>>13921799
I had this as a kid, it was the best

>>13921431
My walmart still sells these but they suck now.
The powerpuff girls variant of this used to make me super sick.

>>13923121
These were neat, I used to break them up and put them in my cereal.

>>13922563
>>13922329
kys

>>13924932
>when you see an abhorrently retarded post on /int/

>>13921436
How fucking old are you

These were more frustrating than good, but still I remember them fondly.

Haven’t seen these posted, they were the shit though

These bad boys

>>13921702
Still made, found a box at Walmart. pretty fucking good

Only Germ*ns will understand the next posts

>>13926624

>>13926629

This was the most delicious candy ever.
Shame they replaced it with the new faggot snacks

>>13925939
They're still made, they got some Mario ones that come with coins, not really cheap coins either they got fucking weight to them

>>13926629
Kaptain kuck. Hero to all germans

>>13921390
https://youtu.be/DSgA0JwwkDg
I wish they brought those Sprinklers back

>>13926657
suck and ???

>>13921431
>they recently re-released this with a new formula
>it's fucking shit now
Why

>>13921601
Pretty sure schools still serve these things. Or at least under a different brand

>>13921707
Is that Sodalicious? Those things were mighty dank.

>>13921601
>summer
>go to the local minigolf
>grab one of these on my way out
>watch the sunset in the parking lot
take me back bros

>>13921442
Wish I could find them. I can find surge but not jolt

>>13921472
i've had many conversations recounting these to others and no one ever remembers them / believes me
thank you for affirming my sanity

>>13923166
and now you post gifs on anime girls
>rly concentrates my cashews

>>13921433
The green version looked exactly like rat poison.

>>13921444
They still make these in Canada.

>>13924129
You mean that Japanese soda thing?

>>13921398
based and 3Dpilled

>>13921532
Sabritas

>>13926580
How do you wipe with these

>>13921776
Some still do. You're a retarded tastelet btw. Awful

>>13926817
>that commercial

its all coming back now

>>13921702
I never understood the big deal over these. My parents would buy it for me in the 90s, it tasted similar to another cereal, I can't recall which though. I preferred Cinnamon Toast Crunch, the original. When I told them I liked the regular Cinnamon Toast Crunch more, I was told to not complain about my food. I was the only one eating cereal. So basically, fuck French Toast Crunch.

>>13926639
Had these recently and they were delicious. How do they differ now from the older ones?

living in arizona as a kid meant I got weird mexican candy sometimes

This shit was just a spicy/sour lime powder but kids were all about it

>>13924057
turkey

>>13925939
Had one of those when they came back. Chocolate tasted fake and the prizes are lame. It's not the same, bros ;-;

>>13921569
I loved these

>>13928252
Duuuude. Lemon lime Lucas + flamin hot cheetos is ultra kino

>>13921444
Awww yeah good memories from these. Ironically my mom should have told me to fuck off when I begged for these cause I was a chubby little fuck. Still obese but yeah

>>13925323
fuck, those were so good. i used to eat the top part with the marshmallow first and the cracker part last.

>>13928141
Best part of going to K-Mart.

>>13921595
Is the zoomer boomer shit not just trying to bring the oldfag newfag thing to society-wide level?

>>13921776
Remember when BK sold empty Pita halves that you filled up at their salad bar?

>>13923015
I used to make these when i worked....not bad quality considering

>>13921776
The ones from Jack in the Box are bretty much the same thing anon and you get 2 for a buck.

>>13921390
Based Chi-Chis restaurant..The kids menu had a slit that allowed you to wear it like a sombrero...always catch one drunk boomer in the dining room wearing it and laughing it up with his table

>>13926599
Incredibly based. My grandparents would always have these when i'd visit them in the summer as a kid

True Hons remember this

>>13921569
The hype isnt real. These melted the ceiling of my mouth

>>13921405
Best unexpected Proust reference

>>13921436
These are still around. Just stuck in college dining halls and the like.

>>13928252
The paletero man had some but in icicle form. Or am I going crazy?

I miss them

>>13923282
I bought one of those nickelodeon ketchups ironically when I saw it but then I remembered that I don't use ketchup so I still have it.

>>13928291
>getting popcorn as a halloween treat

>>13921419
>>13921523
>>13921569
>>13921601
>>13923138
>>13926591
>>13929693
>>13929699
all correct.
>>13923822
my dad and I had a Saturday tradition of either a whole roasted chickie or a BK ham egg n cheese croissant with a side of these little bastards. nostalgia for me when my dad would record new Simpsons episodes on VHS before DVD's ever really existed.

And as many times as I post it, I think only one fucker has ever even remembered the Blue Raspberry DumDum equivalent for poptarts here.

>>13921419
Mmm that's my jam. Always got a pack at blockbuster

>>13921776
these look just like the ones at jack in the box, are they similar?

These were apparently not very popular at all but they were my favorite thing in the world during their very short run

>>13928238
The older one just had a hazelnut cream in a wafer. The new ones are overloaded with stupid shit.

>>13929695
These are still around. I get one whenever I see them

>>13921406
Yum

>>13929723
Who said anything about Halloween?

>>13921532
A few months ago I found a 90's era Lay's necklace at a thrift shop. Seeing it reminded me of the reggae CD that came with those.

>>13921436
I have a bad memory of this, one of my best friends in elementary school was super poor and had to get the free school lunch which wasn't jack shit. Just this sandwich and a "salad" with those admittedly dank croutons.

>>13923108

Muh nigga. Amazed to see that other oldfags remember them. Can only assume that they stopped making them beacuse they contained asbestos or uranium or something.

>>13930217
That's how I feel about the Wonka donut

>>13927297

>>13921412
>>13923095

Jolt had old-skool mid/late nineties hacker cred.

>>13921569
>>13924129

I want to go back

>>13921569

We liked normal Altoids too, but the lemon ones were bomb.

>>13921512
based

>>13921694

If you let your enemy destroy your national cuisine, you win.

>>13923015

Getting the impression that these were like the Subway pizzas: just because anyone can reheat factory-made pizza, does not mean that they should. I.e. there actually is a threshold beneath which supermarket frozen pizza is better, and Subway/McDonald's found it,

>>13921404
>sugar corn with hidden surprise sugar filling!

>>13930456

>>13923095

In early 00s, the new memes were Bawls and Water Joe, thanks to Slashdot/Thinkgeek (before they were recognizably gay).

>>13929530

A CELEBRATION OF FOOD

>>13930475
This caffeine water was pretty bitter

>>13929473

>>13930514

So was Perl and Java <1.2. Different times.

>>13930515
I love me some Autist's Choice Cola

>>13929723
>getting these in your bag

>>13930372
hell yeah

>>13930596
aw shit nigga

>>13926515
Your mom has my number in her rolodex

>>13921390

>>13930426
We all do bro

>>13929662
thats like half the appeal. sometimes you want a good mouth shredding

>>13930429
they are missing out on such a fortune by not bringing the good ones back. its baffling

>>13921424
i used to buy these and leave them in the fridge to harden them up because they were usually so soft and melty

>>13921390
And people wonder why they're loosing their hair XDDD

>>13921398
These make a cameo in the film Ocean's 12, peak 2005

>>13921398
I miss these lil niggas like you wouldn't believe

>>13926115
you idiot

>>13929667
Never got to try these and to this day it is my greatest regret in life.

>>13921601
I remember eating these in our backyard with my parents friends over and their kids were around my age and we all had them and there were lots of mosquitoes and the paper from the packaging got in your mouth

>>13928141
>those red plastic straws with the little spoon thingy on one end

>>13926115
wtf?

>>13930596
I remember trading my snack for some of these in kindergarten
And I still talk to the kid I seen him like a month ago.

>>13925939
somehow i immediately remembered how sour the candies inside were. was there a wonderball flash game?

>>13930372
Such a weird texture. MWGA

>>13926656
it's pronounced "cook"

>>13923015
Had one of these in Orlando, shit was cash. Shame they tore it down and replaced it.

>>13925939
I don't know if it was ever intended to be eaten this way (we probably all did it though), but when you eat the candy and chocolate together, the sourness and crunchiness of the candy is balanced by the sweetness and creaminess of the chocolate, making a great combination that I can only sort of replicate by eating Nerds in a Kinder Surprise eggshell.

>>13930397
>>13930405
Wasn't/isn't Yoohoo just "chocolate water"?
Like chocolate milk but if you made it with water instead of milk?

>>13921748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIZoEooBQ0U

>>13930602
>"The perfect way to get your kid to shut the fuck up and wipe that stupid fuckin' smile off his face at the same time, for up to an hour, without even raising your arm! If he complains, force him to finish eating it to remind him who's in charge!"
I don't think Kerr's ever had enough money to market these with a commercial, but if they did, I'm sure it would go something like that. The only thing more effective would be a sweetened glue cube.

>>13921459
this also reminds me of that purple sunblock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cp1PeNOF7k
the 90s were a weird, unnatural time

>>13926599
Why did so many food brands use Hanna Barbera cartoon mascots so long past their relevance?

>>13930372
>>13933515
They look dense as fuck

>>13930372
What... actually is it?
Like, that doesn't look like doughnut cake/batter in the cross-section. It looks more like solid chocolate fudge, or maybe like a brownie.
Is it like a cosmic brownie, but with sprinkles instead of candy-coated-chocolate-chips?

>>13933855
little debbies snack cakes can fuck right off

no one can just eat one or 2. 700 calories later

>>13933885
I feel a little gross after just one desu. Way too laden with preservatives, always tastes like I've defiled my bodily temple.

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/c4/fa/2e/c4fa2e51bd52255b5f6f658ac644e073.jpg

Alligator soup. And Lost Energy drink.

>>13921799
nice homosuck dog whistle

pizza rolls
like egg rolls but pizza

>>13933649
It's a malt and chocolate drink.

>>13929497
that's deep af, i was "lol"'ing with my dogerino when i read this and both of us suddenly wiggled our prominent eyebrows

you might be onto something i'll dm(discord message) my transexual rp non-relationshipkin frien about this


Posted with the voat mobile app.

>>13926105
you're gay, imagine not wanting to eat out super powered toddlers

>>13923246
tell us about your troubled past, preferably with accurately drawn pictures
>>13921444
oh crap this would make for a great buttplug, everything here in canada is put in bags so that we can't achieve any pleasure from it and thus need to rely on AIDS infected BBC to scratch the itch

>>13929754
ur a dumdum, i'll poptard your ass so good that your sister learns to suck eggs fking neewfag jkjk in minecraft

These little things were awesome.

Here's another I miss

>>13921573

>>13921415
Holy shit, they were delicious.

>>13921404
If you have a kid that separates the marshmallows in their cereal, buy them this and watch them have a meltdown.

>>13921419
These are still around tho

>>13938106
fucking where

>>13936676
Ho- Jo's!

>>13921569
>>13930429
goddamn I loved these things

>>13921419
Cloudhoppers? Sounds like something from an SR.

>>13936670
I always hated it when mom said we were having Chinese food for dinner and I would think we were getting takeout, and instead I would get home to find a can of La Choy chow mein and some of these.

>>13923138
why did they ever think that creepy as fuck mascot was a good idea.

>>13936676
fried clam strips are my absolute favorite seafood

>>13939343
a little ungrateful aren't we

Almond Delight cereal, cruelly taken away from us.

>>13940392
Something about the 80s and 90s all had this kind of brown, sunbleached asthetic to them.

I miss it so much.

SOON.

>>13929662
(And That's a Good Thing)

>>13924129
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramune

>>13923138
>>13940168
I don't know, but those fucking sound effects stuck in my head. I hate it, probably spliced with the sounds of babies being burned at the altar so the viewer can never forget.

>>13940196
Try some conch fritters, I only find those in Florida.

>>13926624
pepe be like, "my ancestor :)"

Cheetos Cheesy Checkers

>>13933700
Flinstones and other classic Hanna Barbara cartoon reruns aired on Cartoon Network in the 90s and early 2000s, so kids were familiar with them. Eventually when Cartoon Network started producing more modern cartoons, Looney Tunes and Hanna Barbera cartoons were moved to Boomerang. Those old Hanna Barbera cartoons are the reason why there were shows on Adult Swim, like Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021 and Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.

>>13940591
Also wood-grain aesthetic, warm colors, tools/objects with straight lines or otherwise completely circular/cylindrical shapes.
Now everything is polished/textured plastic/glass/steel, and everything is shaped with weird polygonal angles or "organic" flowy curves, because for some reason in the late '00s, marketers suddenly decided that literally everything needed to start looking "futuristic" in order to sell a single unit. (most likely because if it looks like it came out of an alien mothership, you probably won't be able to tell if it's good quality or not at first glance)

would beg for them as a kid then be scared to eat

>>13921601
I once broke a kids leg to get a cherry one once. Ahhhhhh simpler times.

>>13928672
Under rated post. I kekd

>>13942367
>diet air


ahhh yes when some diet water is too filling

>>13933700
>>13942387
I never knew I wanted to know the answer to this question but now I do

>>13921595
despite the wojak versions being reddit garbage, its pretty good shorthand in text

>>13923187
theyre crap, i dont think anyone drank them except high schoolers, and potentially white trash and niggers

>>13921621
i knew a guy that had all cups and silverware in his kitchen stolen from pizza hut over the course of a year

>>13921776
i tried one and was astounded how a chain can manage to fuck up TACOS in every way. soggy shell, weird tasting beef, mushy expired lettuce. fuck that shit no wonder they're a buck