/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13907432
Evan Williams and coke, will switch to deep ellum ipa later.

>>13907432
This is my last can of tonic so gin and after this

>>13907432
Got an Irish red kit in my fridge atm was waiting for fren to brew with but due to virus and him working in a hospital we can't. So gunna buy the shit and do it myself with my trump bucks what should I spice it up with? or do i just follow gay instructions.

Bought 6 pints on craft shack this shit is literally amazing like I love breaking bad and the bottle is great merch but the beer itself is fucking great

this 40:80 water.

smirnoff vodka mixed with sometimes water, sometimes lemonade, sometimes cranberry juice. (not all at once)

On a bar shelf, the bottles talk to each other about the upcoming evening as the bar is ready to open.

>”I’m totally ready to party guys”
>”Yeah me too, I want to make as many people as possible drunk”

The whisky bottle smiles and replies:

>”That’s the spirit”

>be me 2 months ago
>long day at work
>lets go to a bar
>bar near my house looks like a dump but fuck it
>go into bar
>sit down
>what you got on tap?
<we dont have taps
>uhhhhhhhhhh
>okay do you have anything from northern waters brewery
<idk ill check
<okay we got cans of their amber ale
>okay ill have one
>just given the can not even a glass
>have 2
>bill 10 dollars
whats the worst bar experience you ever had

This shitty photo

>>13907514
are Bruges glasses worth it?

>>13907501
the only bad bar experiences i have are when they are super packed and you dont get a table. so you just have to stand around and also wait 10 minutes for a drink

>>13907466
I assume youre talking about a brew kit that uses liquid or dried extract. I wouldn’t mess with the grain bill too much until you make the move to all-grain brewing. If you feel the need to experiment, dry hopping a red ale in the fermenter (in addition to the pellets or whatever are provided in the kit) could work out great for you. Happy brewing!

>people lose their shit if their coffee isn't made from immediately ground fresh beans
>people are completely okay with buying and drinking beer from the grocery store
why is this? anyone else find this strange?

>>13907517
I like to drink stouts in that style of glass really because of preference. As far as if it actually does anything to the profile of the beer I doubt it

>>13907524
https://wineandhop.com/products/fell-in-a-well-irish-ale-beer-ingredient-kit
this is the kit I bought should I just follow instructions?

so has anyone besides me had this? I don't wanna shill it because I don't trust my own pallet and im looking for confirmation on weather or not anyone else thinks this shit is fucking top tier.

>>13907564
never even heard of it

>>13907514
>beer is culture
can you get any more soy than that?

>>13907524
is that fermenting gravy and brussel sprouts?

>>13907564
Didn't even know someone made it

carlo rossi burgundy

>>13907580
I'll ask Sixpoint

>>13907651
High pitch Eric?

Goose IPA

>>13907766
>IPA

>>13907432
Are you from central IL? Triptych is pretty good

>>13907477
I'm doing the same thing anon
Cheers

>>13907432
1 &1/2 oz. Vodka
1oz Tequila
3/4oz Blue curacao
Mix well on ice and strain into chilled glass
Add 1/2oz oj and sprite.

I call it a Blue Lagoon

>>13907432
No good booze in the house, unfortunately, so I'm just enjoying a glass of milk. Got some grape soda in the fridge for when I feel like it later tonight.

Probably gonna do a beer run tomorrow and pick up some Yuengling Premium, though.

>>13908229
theres no such thing as premium beer

Blue Moon, a couple gin and tonics, and a bit of aged u for health.

>>13908157
>central IL
>IL
STAY OUT FIB

>>13908244
Nigga, I'm not talking about the quality, I'm talking about the pilsner they offer. Yuengling Premium Beer is its name.

>>13908251
based and redpilled
>t. Hoosier

>>13907544
It doesn't if you fill it that high.

>>13907525
Canned cold brew can be nice.

Some shitty sauvignon cabernet. Bottle's dead gonna move onto Templston rye.

Just one of my go tos, Stella. This is one of 3 custom printed chalices from that promotion like 7 years ago. Got that shit free.

>>13907651
>carlo rossi
>Burgundy
>californian wine

I'm dying a bit here, not gonna lie.

>>13907466
>coffee stout

reddit alert

>>13909463
>stella artois

>>13910393
fuck off

the one and only

>>13910264
it's cheap and i get a good buzz

>>13907525
I'm okay with it because the only alternative is brewing my own and I'm lazy. Coffee takes little to no effort when making a fresh cup. I do very much prefer tap beer though and this lockdown shit has me missing it quite a bit

>>13909463
Nice. I had two from that same promo but one broke. I use mine for based Lager.

>>13911001
Based

>>13907442
Doing it again.

Hamms. Debating taking a break after this 30 pack, or maybe the next one. Really going back and forth between thinking sobriety is the best choice right now or saying fuck it we're on the front end of the apocalypse anyway.

Built my own six pack from the castoffs at the supermarket. I picked two Summer Ales so left one out for a better pic.

Tarponator Winter Lager from Chandeleur Island Brewing Co, a local brewery in Gulfport Mississippi. I've heard the brewpub itself also has some real good bar food

>>13912046
The world isn't ending anytime soon bud. Get sober

>>13907501
>ask for craft beer
>surprised why its expensive
Do you like disappointing yourself on purpose or is it a cognitive impairment?

>>13907789
>faggot wojack poster

>>13907501
>surprised that a beer costs $5 at a bar
Have you been living under a rock for the past 30 years?

>>13907651
beet

The best rum you can buy for the cost mateys!

reporting

>>13913451
Is that a fucking ouya controller?

was sipping on some of this earlier in the week

you can all suck my fucking cock

gonna take a walk on the wild side tonight

I will finish a bottle of three-buck-chuck Merlot, and have a few Old Style Lagers with my butter chicken, and then I'll probably finish up with a La Fin du Monde.

>>13913502
Love this beer

>>13907651
Grim. Had a friend who kicked off his alcoholism sipping on that during the day in college. Ended up totaling his car two years later and losing his job

>1 shot grain vodka
>mixed drink with Meyer's dark rum (lots of lime juice)
>1 shot Jaeger with lemonade chaser
>1 crab cake for dinner

r8 this

>>13907432
Citra sux

The only thing more fag than IPA drinkers is quad barrel aged triple coffe stouts

>>13913502
the most refined beer in this thread

Had a Weihenstephaner Vitus and a Hamm's. I think the Vitus is my new favorite wheat beer, good stuff mang.

Strange as hell and not typical for BFM, but I fuck with it. And for just $4.

anybody awake?

>>13914326
>is quad barrel aged triple coffe stouts
a what?

>>13912166
>No burial beers
What the fuck are you doing, NCfag
Sycamore is great though.

how much do you guys drink in an average week

Cheap local beer.

>>13916726
70-80

Does anyone have experience with those alcohol delivery apps? Every one I check out has horrible reviews.

>>13916726
I used to easily drink 1.5 cases Friday-Sunday sometimes more but wouldn't drink the other day. I've severely cut back because my liver hurt and I wanted to lose some weight so now I have a 6-pack on the weekend.

>>13916821
haha i'm at like 35-40 due to lockdown

I had this last night, its fucking delicious and not too expensive, about $13.

>>13916726
Maybe a 6 pack

>>13916726
I don't drink often, I might have a 40 every week or two.

>>13907525
>take ten minutes to grind and brew coffee in the morning
>spend at least three hours on brew day, wait two weeks, then another hour bottling
Yeah, totally comparable. Or are you advocating growlers? That keg could easily sit around for a week or two depending on the traffic.

tomato juice, the drink of demigods.

>>13907564
Sex gifs

>>13913502
Why not kick off with the nice beer? I never enjoy heavy Belgians as much if I'm already buzzed but maybe that's just me

I need to do a TraJoe's run

>>13916873
I'm starting a break tomorrow. Should be fun.

>>13917671
lol @ ur shit will power

How do you feel about lazy substitutions in cocktails? Say using lemon-lime soda instead of juicing limes or adding a dash of orange juice instead of zest.

>>13917718
That's not a substitution, that's a different beverage entirely.

>>13913502
fuck they never have those at lcbo

black cherry white claws because I'm out of everything else until tomorrow

>>13917722
Yeah, but it isn't a named thing, so it's easier to just call it a lazy version of the existing drink.

>>13917718
I'd consider that a different cocktail. Nothing really wrong with that so long as it tastes good, but if you're mixing lemon-lime soda with gin instead of tonic and lime juice, you basically have an entirely different drink

>Buy beer
>It's insanely overhopped and bitter
>See if anybody else notices it
>RateBeer calls it "world-class" or "outstanding."
Every time.

>>13917718
Those are two entirely different things

>>13917732
It's a shame that the American craft beer boom meant overhopping everything. Have to deliberately seek out brewers trying to stick more to the European tradition.

>>13917732
The people giving it high ratings are probably drinking it fresh. If it's bitter you're probably drinking an old can.

>>13917732
>>13917741
What is this 2009?

>>13917782
I wish it was 2009.

High Life chelada after I pulled weeds and mowed the grass for the first time.

>>13907432
What's good to mix with hot chicken broth?

>>13917714
Nah I'm actually going to do it. Cash problems and it's getting boring being zonked every day unemployed.

>>13917802
Me too. I was much happier

>>13907432
8 k ciders and half a litre of vodka same as every day

>>13917718
do whatever you want as long as it tastes good

>>13917741
its not fucking hard at all man, American craft beer runs the entire spectrum, literally everything that exists is easy to find

Im like 4 dollars short for some whiskey. Someone send me money

>>13916726
like a drink a day

>>13918340
Hi Grandma

>>13911001
You only ever post this photo

>>13907789
Congratulations! You found the secret word!

>>13913478
Based keeping your vodka in the freezer

>>13918430
i feel like literally everyone learned to do that in college

Gosling's and coke zero, woo.

Just moved to Michigan. What’s the skinny in Founder’s?

>>13918669

I like Founder's Breakfast Stout.

>>13913438
the higher the rank the shittier the rum bruh.
pic related

>>13913451
based enriched-melanin anon.

>>13918669
They make good beer. Dirty Bastard is criminally underrated along with most scotch ales. Centennial ipa is a nice blast from the past still

>>13918831
where the cabin boy brand at

>>13907432
Natty light Catalina lime seltzer

>>13916726
1/3 of a 750 mil of 40% vodka. im 125 pounds female and 27 years old.

>>13918844
Haha wow I'm so impressed NOT

>>13918844
thats actually every day. i read anons post wrong.

>>13918844
Post feet

>>13918854
nope.

>>13918872
You ever try luksusowa? I think it's cheaper than stoli and just as good

>>13918844
how big is your feminine cock?

>>13918844
Are you cute? I'm 22 and I am a MALE. I am 155 POUNDS! I DRINK ANYTHING I can get my hands ON.

>>13918887
yea but the stoli was free :)

>>13918889
as big as my lovely bunch of coconuts.

>>13907525
Dafuq? Coffee and beer are nothing alike. Beer requires aging at least a little bit to get the alcohol, and then when it is canned the yeast is inhibited and the sensory characteristics won't degrade at all. Coffee, on the other hand, will taste like shit if the beans aren't kept in an airtight container.

>>13918918
so it's minuscule?

>>13907432
Top-tier pilsner (from the US at least). Also drinking Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier.

>>13918942
I post this frequently, but this is the best pilsner I've had. Victory had a pretty solid one as well but it was during the peak ipa and stout trend so it got ignored I believe

>>13916726
in a week probably ~15-20 drinks

>>13916726
2-3 drinks a day. Usually either whisky ot beer. Today i’ve had 2.

>>13918953
I had one or two really good pilsners on ym bike trip across Canada.
I was really into wild yeast ales, weizen and saison at the time though, so I didn't bother remembering which breweries served them.

>>13918932
rude.

>>13918908
fugg you