/ck/ - Food & Cooking

yup, better start looting

>>13912772
just slip em in your pocket, dingus

>>13912772
They only want people to obtain seeds by receiving an ejaculation to the face

you can't buy anything until you get chipped

Probably some asshole coughed on it and now they need to disinfect the entire display.

>>13912795
That's genius. Name one thing wrong with this?

>>13912809
Trusting a company that collects personal data for marketing purposes with medical information, for starters

>>13912772
It's over, we lost

>>13912809
le mark of the beast

Formerly allowed

>>13912772

>>13912836
fuck, can't get my essential legos

>>13912772
Ignore the sign?

>>13912772
seeds are closed

>>13912772
>>13912836
This makes me regret spending some money on these recently. I really should only be purchasing nutritious food and no snack food, but I was curious. I'm getting my garden going.

>>13912809
Trusting a ruthless and ambitious genius who built the largest fortune in the world by suppressing those who opposed him, at the expense of masses, who got there by seeing opportunities to enrich himself that others even with a similar area of expertise, could not see

>>13912859
well? How were they?

>>13912859
What were they like? I’m curious now.

>>13912856
This. Fuck that, seeds have to be planted at a particular time so grab them and pay for them. No employee is going to stop you from swiping an item in the self-checkout.

>>13912861
>largest fortune in the world
>bill gatesberg

heh

>>13912795
Holy Revelation 13:17, Batman.

>>13912879
UNAUTHORIZED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

>>13912885
Do you live near moon crickets who sit their children on the scales? That shit doesn't happen in white communities.

>>13912836
It's probably so they have less shit to disinfect every day. Do you really think a store wants to sell less merchandise?

Looking for this, boss?

Actually acquired more after taking this pic, and have more on the way.

But yeah, hardware stores still have seeds. At least last time I checked.

I'm also sprouting some old flax, millet and chia seeds.

You can also propagate plants using cuttings. Plants are so cool. I'm high as fuck rn.

>>13912915
isn't it crazy how shit just grows in the ground and you can eat it?

>>13912896
Yes it does. It's not legal for them to sell alcohol without checking your age. The system can easily apply the same principle to other items they're not allowed to sell.

>>13912862
>>13912877
They taste almost exactly like these butter cookies. They're crunchier than I expected and I knew there wasn't any cream on the inside ahead of time. They have a sandy, sugary texture. I could only find a family size box, so now that I satisfied my curiosity, I don't really want the rest but I'm going to hold onto them.

Imagine shopping at fucking Walmart right now with walmart savages lol

>>13912898
>>13912806
According to the internet it's because business forcibly shut down as non-essentrial were complaining about big stores like Walmart and Target being able to sell the same things they did while also being designated as essential because they have groceries.

>>13912953
I was making these sexy girls at Walmart uncomfortable yesterday because I couldn't stop staring at their sexy asses. They were three Walmart employees. I don't know if I'll go back again now. They were so angry and disgusted with me

>>13912970
That makes sense. I don't like it, but it makes sense

>>13912854
at least you can buy essential cigarettes and essential pot and essential alcohol.

>>13912970
I am torn. That does give big box stores an unfair advantage, yet people still need non-grocery items.

>>13912970
maybe they should put out a shelf of canned goods and open their doors instead of just complaining and ruining shit for everyone else.

>>13912999
It has to be fair, anon. You wouldn't want store owners to be treated unfairly.

>>13912994
Secondary complaints also included "you got people just going to the shops and milling about window-shopping because they're bored of staying at home all day"

I went to Walmart yesterday to pick up FFVII Remake and there was a roped off area and a black dude with an ipad counting customers that entered and exited so the store wouldn't exceed it's new people limit
Shit is retarded, we should just let the virus infect everybody so we can get this shit over with once people see it's no big deal.

>>13912999
You mean the little specialty shops should do that? Would that allow them to be reclassified as essential?

>>13912772
Sounds like this is happening in Michigan.
Where I live(Ohio), nurseries are still open

>>13913006
Did he have a big dick? Was he using his big dick as a turnstile?

>>13913006
It's "no big deal" precisely because we're enforcing social distancing measures. If you let everyone get infected all at once then there simply aren't enough hospital beds to go around, and nevermind intensive care equipment needed to treat pneumonia et cetera

>>13913021
Yes to both

>>13913027
The sooner everybody gets it the sooner it's over
Why contain it?

>>13913006
Lower max person limits is a good idea though. With fucking everything closed except grocery stores and pharmacies, you're forced to be in close contact with many more people than before. This would effectively negate the entire isolation strategy. I think it sucks, too. The alternative is 1 out of 100 people die. That's not socially acceptable to most, and corporations sure as hell won't risk consumer ire after this if they didn't limit people in their stores.

>>13912772
NOO BUT I NEED TO GET MY HOT PEPPERS PLANTED 2 MONTHS AGO AND MY OKRA PLANTED TWO MONTHS FROM NOW

>>13913039
The sooner everybody gets it the worse it is overall

>>13913039
Because if everybody gets it at once more people will die. The hospitals can't handle that many patients. Have you really gone all this time without hearing the term "flatten the curve"?

>>13912772
I hate jews so much

>>13913039
I reiterate: here simply aren't enough hospital beds to go around, and nevermind intensive care equipment needed to treat pneumonia .

>>13913057
>flatten the curve

>Have you really gone all this time without hearing the term "flatten the curve"?

>>13913054
>>13913057
>>13913064
Hospitals are laying people off because people are scared to go to them for non covid problems and ailments

>>13913054
>>13913057
>>13913064
Okay I guess we'll just self isolate and social distance for the rest of our lives because we're afraid of the big bad viral boogeyman. Daddy government will take care of us and make sure we're well fed and sheltered right?

>>13913077
All the more reason not to swamp them with more people than they can physically care for.

>>13913078
Or you could just slow down the spread a bit during the worst of it and develop a vaccine. Stop being a retard.

>>13913078
This is why USA will fall and China will take its place. Can't even handle a virus that you had plenty of warning about because you're too busy gibbering about your freedom. Meanwhile, China took a surprise attack and worked fast to mitigate the harm.

>>13913083
Pretty soon we won't have hospitals to go to, they'll just be vacant buildings

>>13913092
How's that boot taste?

>>13913094
Maybe you should have thought about that before you privatized all your medicine and allowed essential healthcare to operate as a for-profit business.

>>13913094
I would like it if we had roller coaster hospitals. Like medical ambulances but on a track. Cedar Point and Sixx Flags could be converted to hospitals and we could have loop'd'loops while being treated

>>13913092
>Meanwhile, China took a surprise attack and worked fast to mitigate the harm.
Didn't they try to cover it up and allow it to spread for weeks/months before actually doing anything? Everyone seemed to drop the ball on this one. Just lucky it wasn't something more deadly.

>>13913092
Liberals were the ones crying "muh freedumbs" when Trump was placing travel bans. I'm happy to see NYC getting rekt as hard as it is, especially since their oil-drilling mayor did a bunch of virtue-signalling photo ops with chink insects after Trump instituted his travel ban on China.

>>13913078
The theory is that some people will still contract the virus anyway, which will build up herd immunity faster than a fast outbreak in which hospitals can accommodate patients. If hospitals are full, people just die. If enough people die at once it will create an irreversible economic crisis rather than a temporary one. That's the plan anyway.

>>13913117
Did Chinese people develop their insect-like and fish-like appearance from eating insects and fish?>>13913117

>>13913119
Let me tell you about plans anon.

>>13913105
I'm Danish. You wanna tell me how our system is any better?

>>13912772
Will they actually refuse to ring them up if you take them to the checkout?
They seem overpriced anyway.

just got back from wally world, its a shithole

>>13913134
It won't close down for being a little bit underused, for one.

>>13913105
Many of us are hoping this will finally break privatized healthcare, allowing us to rejoin the civilized world.

>>13913089
>develop a vaccine
You mean implant ID chips verifying that you're (((safe))) and can freely participate in society. Aka the mark of the beast. They'll eliminate cash because "it spreads the virus" and you will handle buying and selling through your hand implant.
Shit is gonna get real spooky soon

>>13913134
Royal Dansk Butter Cookies>>1391294.
Look at them. That's related to you

>>13913131
Stinky...

>>13913140
My local hospital did exactly that, actually.
Turns out the state run hospitals have quotas too.

>>13913149
Here>>13912941

>>13913134
Look here>>13912941

>>13913143
No I meant just develop a vaccine.

>>13913160
If you've got quotas then your medicine isn't socialized.

>OMG I LOVE TECHNOLOGY I MUST HAVE BASED BILL'S RFID CHIP IMPLANTED IN MY BRAINY WAINY SO THE GOVERNMENT CAN MONITOR ME AT ALL TIMES

>>13913014
it's what some businesses have done in france. I expected to see the same behavior in america when the lockdowns finally started but surprisingly nobody has really tried it. I think if a head shop can stay opened then a fabric store should also.

>>13913184
Well, they will... but it comes with a free ID chip implant that totally won't damn you for eternity.

>>13913190
Are you that dense?
You think "socialised medicine" will keep a hospital running if it only has a dozen patients a week?

>>13913170
Danes don't eat those things, man. They're overpriced and not really that good.

>>13913195
If you don't have anything to hide I don't see the problem. It will make people behave better and crime will be more difficult to commit.

>>13913289
yeah but i do

>still no proof that they're actually banning the sale of seeds
anyone who believes this has the mental capacity of my alcoholic aunt who shares shit like this on facebook.

>>13913289
I agree. I'm always super suspicious of anyone who wants to avoid accountability or objects to surveillance. It makes me want to watch them even more closely

>>13912809
Imagine relying on Bill Gates to protect you from viruses.

>>13913302
Well, you can vote against it then. We live in a democracy.

>>13912994
No you don't. If you earn the right to non-essential goods, your ID2020 will be updated to reflect that.

>>13913308
The sale of seeds isn't banned. Apparently OP's walmart has roped them off for whatever reason, in that case I would assume at least some others have as well, if not all. You can still buy them online or do an online order and drive to walmart and pick them up. Not to mention other stores sell them as well.

>>13913213
Look bruh I understand your hospital is a victim of capitalism, but that's something you need to yell at your government for. Shitposting on a mongolian shadowpuppetry forum won't help you.

My hospital is still open BTW. Because socialism.

>>13913363
t. glownigger

>>13912772
Thank god I don't live in Michigan.

>>13913103
>how's that proving your point taste?

Tastes good.

>>13913349
Not for much longer if we keep letting these wonderful tools for authoritarianism slip through. But don't worry, if you've got nothing to hide you won't be harmed.

>>13913358
i already know that, retard. why are you even talking at me?

>>13913431
Because fuck you that's why.

>>13912861
what the fuck language is this even? this reads like it was written by a google chat bot.

>>13912772
Imagine not being prepared with some seeds for your garden, some basic supplies like toilet paper and preserved foods, and a firearm or two.

What the fuck are people thinking?

>>13913431
To have a conversation? But if you're going to act like a cunt then never mind. You blew it.

>>13913428
>Not for much longer if we keep letting these wonderful tools for authoritarianism slip through.
Nobody is talking about suppressing democracy here. Only using technology to keep people safe from viruses.

>>13912772
>Let me open up this thread about seeds that turn into food
I read the entire thread and it went better than expected.

>>13913437
>>13913462
i don't want to have a conversation with you. kill yourselves.

>>13913503
Don't worry, you won't be getting one with that attitude.

>>13912772
>see this pic
>instant flashback to eating morning glory seeds in school

>>13912795
>Some random conspiracy nut responds and people just take his word for it

Just buy it online

>>13912836
How is this a good idea? If you have approximately the same number of customers but block of large parts of the store that increases the population density of the store.

>>13913441
>you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
>why come you don't have a tattoo?

Its to make it fare for all the independent nurseries and other stores who cent be open right now. Why should walmart and other very few retailers get a monopoly on business rightnow. Its also to reduce the amount of people going to the stores so people are only going for essentials not to hang out and shop. As well as seeds are essential but not on the short term the dont produce food for 6 months.

>>13913523
Why did we do this again? I never got high but it did make me uncomfortable

>>13912915
>I'm high as fuck rn.
Based.

What with the chip implantation tinfoil stuff here?

The government would never implant anyone with a chip. We all carry our phone around or have them close by 24/7 anyways they can just use those if they wanted too. And they still dont because your life is probably boring and they wot waste the resources on it.

>>13912772
It's the libtards' way of making things so bad and hopeless that they can falsely build up public support of a tyrannical Soviet-style government

>>13912772
Like a little yellow rope is going to stop me from buying seeds.

>>13913567
Some schizo Redditor posted it in a Bill Gates AMA so the schizo Redditors think everyone's going to get chips implanted

>>13912921
Not if you're planting gummy bears

>>13913574
Anon n-no! You can't just reach past the yellow rope! It's f-f-forbidden territory!

>>13913289
Sure thing, Jinping

>>13913057

>>13913766
Oh the irony

>>13912795
>reddit
Opinion dismissed. Bill gates is based.

>>13912772
you might be able to order seeds from the inter webs.

>>13913804
>he bought into the social distancing warrior trend
We've got to flatten the curve! Also, don't buy more than two things per household per grocery trip! Frequent trips to the grocery store are the best way to #flattenthecurve!

>>13913348
thats one for the presses

>>13913838
Not reading any of that

>>13913567
phones can be easily separated from yourself if you want to do something without the government having convenient eyes and ears tied to your hip. with a chip those options are gone. people can buy burner phones without government ability to track their identity. people can carry cash and do untaxed transactions. with a chip, those options are gone

>>13913884
>I'm ignorant and proud of it!
Social distancing warriors, this is your mentality.

>>13913909
Not reading any of that

>>13913092
>China took a surprise attack and worked fast to mitigate the harm.
Just like in Tiananmen Square on June 4, 1989. Isn't that right, Zheng?

>>13912772
I can send you some. I'm a vendor for Lowe's and have a bunch of Ferry-Morse seeds.

>>13912772
>>13912816
>>13912836
Where the fuck is this happening and why haven't patriots killed the politicians yet?

>>13913952
Michigan, from what I've heard.

>>13912816
>>13912836
>>13912915
>>13913934
/Ck/ won't you send me some of these seeds?

>>13913986
Fruit Loop seeds for a fruit loop post

>>13913952
Vermont, because they want people to stay home instead of buying dumb shit because they’re “bored”

>>13913115
>Didn't they try to cover it up and allow it to spread for weeks/months before actually doing anything?
Yup, China wasted months calling it "The Democrat's new impeachment hoax" and telling people it's less dangerous than the flu. I'm pretty sure I remember something like that happening.

>>13914055
I can smell the bat-soup on your breath from here. Face it, the WHO is getting defunded and the Chinese Paper Tiger is going up in flames. How many family members in the PRC have you lost contact with? Don't worry, I'm sure Winnie the Pooh just deactivated 30+million phones by mistake.

>>13914055
>china fucked up
>BUT TRUMP
weird. why would you defend china for hiding it and letting it spread?

>>13914119
Yes, BUT TRUMP. He's responsible for what happens in the US. China isn't. The president's response matters even if the cause is a 3rd party. Take his cock out of your mouth and look at things objectively.

>>13914137
<18 yr old hands typed this

>>13914157
Epic copout

>>13914166
at least you admit it

>>13914137

>>13914168
If that's what you took away from my post, you're dumber than I originally though. Congrats on shattering my already low expectations.

>>13912772
>go under yellow tape
>grab seed packets
>go to self checkout
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>>13912772
>seeds
Formerly cucks

>>13914169
Nice self portrait, but that belongs on >>>/ic/

>>13914171
>my already low expectations
imagine being this beta

>>13914181
Says the virgin.

>>13913557
you didn't eat enough, i tripped my face off
p heavy nausea tho

>NO U
yep its a kid

>>13913816
trip on, bill

>>13914137
>>13914055
>I'm pretty sure I remember something like that happening
So you know the truth about what your countrymen are doing to the Uyghurs, Zhao?

>>13913302
based

>>13912836
wtf why are blankets non essential

>>13914530
wtf i want blankets now!

>a bunch of suburban gamer shut-ins pretending they suddenly care about gardening

>>13912779
This is actually correct, just tear down the sign and calmly take them.

>>13915535
you think no one in suburbia gardens lol

>>13915535
this isn't ten years ago. this place is full of normalfags and ESL mongs posting from their phones. a lot of them probably live on actual sheep farms or some shit. most people here don't even watch anime.

>>13913551
lmao

>>13915544
Actually I withdraw, this is terrifying.