/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Actually, he would have been nailed through the wrist because his hands would have been unable to support the weight and torn out.

I want to make these for my Catholic mom but with corona happening I have to wait until next year

If you use a yellow marmalade, is that a Judas' hand cookie?

>>13908784
>southern churches are holding services in spite of covid social distancing precautions
>literally eating blistered, bloody hands while claiming that jesus will protect them
The irony is palpable.

>>13908784
Do Americans really? You people are fucking insane religious nutjobs

>>13908801
Protestants are heretics and really worship Satan. That's why so many of this are still having services this Sunday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGl_Cn-H05g

>>13908796
Judas hung himself due to the immense guilt of not only betraying his teacher, but for betraying the literal Son of God.

>>13908802
Śmh ṫbh ḟam

>>13908802
Do Eurofaggots really? You people are fucking insane penis-obsessed perverts.

>>13908802
>You people are fucking insane religious nutjobs
>use SCIENCE not MAGIC

>>13908805
Good on them for not letting their t.v s scare them into locking themselves up in their houses out of fear and obedience to a group of people that don't care about any of us.

>>13908802
>You people are fucking insane religious nutjobs
it's just cookies man, no need to get your dilation in a twist

>>13908826
Fear and obedience to.. doctors?
Doctors who don't want us all in intensive care with pneumonia all at once?

>>13908805
but what if I actually worship satan and have been indoors for the last month?

>>13908816
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>>13908821
>>13908829
LOL
shut up
You are literally inferior to EVERYONE and you can do NOTHING
You almost have a million fucking coronavirus cases and you can do NOTHING
Meanwhile we are safe and you die in your own filth
Stay mad with your dumb fucking sky fairy

>>13908836
When my government tells your government to jump, they jump.

>>13908831
Doctors are perpetuating this stupid shit. Literally the flu

>>13908849
You're not white AND you're fat AND you're retarded
LOL
Keep seething, cuck

>>13908805
The Catholic church promotes child sex offenders to Cardinal and then uses its untaxed revenue to subvert the justice system and get such offenders out of prison.

>>13908858
Post country and hand

>>13908850
>twice the r-nought value of flu
>ten times the mortality rate

Nah.

>>13908788
literally propaganda taught in public schools to subvert christian traditions
there is no evidence

first off there are arteries in the wrist so he would bleed out instantly, but aside from that it has been tested many times and nailing through the feet would lighten the load on the wrists and they would not pull out
also driving the nails at an angle would be sufficient to dangle from just the hands and would not rip through

thirdly some depictions even have a foot rest, and while never depicted this way for jesus some even had a built in seat the executed would straddle

>>13908877
>but aside from that it has been tested many times
By pseudo-science hacks who use leather wraps to hold the test subject up and pretend this is equivalent to actually nailing a hand

>>13908831
Government, powers that be, news channels. Funnily enough, three different branches of the same tree.

>>13908871
>inflated death rate
>spreads slightly quicker than flu, maybe
Yah.

>>13908788
The Romans crucified people so as to make them suffer as much as possible. Christ's body was not held by the hands, but by the feet which rested on some piece of wood. The nails were through the hand.

>>13908877
I mean, if we're gonna get into it, the idea of a cross having a top piece (making it look like a lowercase t instead of a capital T) is also apocryphal.

>>13908877
>propaganda taught in public schools
what fucking schools did you go to

>>13908877
And don't forget they used ropes to them up there anyway. The nailing was more of a symbolic thing and way to inflict extra pain. It really didn't matter where the fuck the nails were, the ropes and foot platform was what held them up.

>>13908881
Silence queer bitch.

>>13908833
based
>>13908826
cringe

>>13908784
what kind of cookie is this normally, I always liked the center stuff

>>13908899
>slightly quicker
Look up what r-nought is and why having an r-nought value of R2 is several orders of magnitude more infectious than a value of R1

>>13908946
Jammy dodger.

>>13908964
i looked it up and I got thumbprint cookie*

>>13908970
I think there's a bunch of different names, but it's usually just shortbread and jam.

>>13908980
im going to try making some cream cheese ones with raspberry preserves

>>13908836
Why did I know for a fact you were going to mass reply

>>13908833
Lol satanists are white knight fags

>>13909189
Because multiple people were talking at him?