/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13905690
no, I've had symptoms for the last 2 weeks and have eaten exclusively out of my freezer and fridge. I haven't even gone within 10 feet of my front door.

good fatties, consooooom more subpar food and kill off more future pensioners

>>13905690
this is how I'd like to be remembered, too

>>13905700
hahahaha

>>13905690
Any serious takes on whether drive-through is safe? Arby's $10 for 5 classic roast beef is calling my name, I'm just so unsure.

>>13905758
Nothing is 100% safe.

>>13905700

Hope you feel better soon.

>>13905758
We're overpopulated man, go for it.

>>13905690
>Daily Mail

>>13905700
Smart move anon, get well soon.

>>13905700
What symptoms?

>>13905758
YOLO. Don't be a pussy.

>>13905690
>Being a pizza boy in your 50s
I bet he was glad he was dying

There's like four options for ordering food here and thankfully I'm sick of or don't like all of them.

>>13906211
>>13907747
>>13907753
>tell my boss I'm sick and I'm going to fall behind on work for a bit
>he's a huge asshole about it
>tell 4chan I'm sick
>4chan is nice and wishes me well
>mfw 4chan cares more about me than my boss
revolution when?

>>13905700
That sucks man. Order a nebulizer for your lungs off of Amazon.

imagine being a pizza driver at 49

>>13905690
I never have.

Since I have only a week of first choice foods remaining, after stocking up a month ago entirely by coincidence just for time efficiency, I tried to place a pickup order for the amount I've always bought in one trip. The store didn't have it and cancelled the order. So I'll need to go inside stores next week :(

>>13907826
When net neutrality died, a Senator stated that the people didn't care so long as Netflix still worked. Once a large portion of the population loses access to utilities and essentials, there will be hell to pay.

>>13905690
He probably died from depression if he was a pizza driver at 49

I've had a cough for like 3 weeks now. No fever or anything. A little wheezy. Maybe it's springtime allergies.

>>13907853
F

>>13907937
You got the corona virus nigger, dry cough is it's hallmark symptom.
Now you know it's no big deal.

>>13907937
How much coughing are you doing?

>>13905700
I’ve been sick for 6 weeks now I think? I’ve lost count. Still have the dry cough. But now I’m immune and can walk around without fear haha

>>13907937
I’ve had my dry cough for 5 weeks or so. But I don’t cough too much these days. My lungs are probably ripped to shreds.

>>13905758
Those horse pussy lip sandwiches will kill you faster than COVID-19.

>>13908046
Judo wouldn't eat Arby's you PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

>>13905690
Which coronavirus?

>>13905758

I like how all these fast food places are cleaning out the walk in freezer before shuttering up with these so called "deals"

If it was $5 for five or even $5.50 for five then it might be worth the risk, which is pretty high desu.

>>13907826
>tell work im going to use my sick leave for two weeks.
>they start going ape shit because everyone else is also doing this.

Im glad i still have a job, but jesus employers are fucking ungrateful little shits

>>13907977
Reinfection is even worse my dude

>>13908100
Then if you do turn up and everyone else gets sick, they complain about that. How do these people end up in leadership positions to begin with? Merit doesn't seem to have anything to do with it.

>>13905690
RIP & PBUH
>>13907845
Hymlick.

>>13907977
LOL no, you can get re-infected.

>>13908198
Unlikely for at least a year. The low antibody counts are probably just because young kids have ridiculously efficient immune systems

>>13908234
There is no antibody response to cornaviruses in most species. The body wards it off by increasing interleukin and cytokine factors and decreasing its RNA hijacking the old fashioned way. Most recoveted patients tested have no antibody response which makes developing a serological test difficult.

>>13908252
That isn't true though, older age groups have high antibodies. It's just the kids that are untestable.

>>13908109
>>13908198
No proof of reinfection but thanks for the free medical advice from another /ck/ doctor

>>13905790
Homecooked meals you cook in the oven for an extended time are very much 100% safe so long as you washed your hands and bleached the groceries upon return home.
It does take some time though, I don't see fastfood fiends going through all these hoops.

>>13905758
Assuming you're in your twenties or thirties, Coronavirus has a 0.2% chance of killing you if you catch it.

It's a substantially lower risk in terms of overall life expectancy than eating fast food.

>>13908367
God I want to be in that 0.2%

Corona Chan, I know you're out there. I love you. I want to be with you forever.

>>13907962
Moderate. In general I rarely get sick (about once a year or two) but when I do I get a lingering cough for about 2-3 months after

>>13908100

>no one is working
>business fails
>cuts are made
>now you and boss have no jobs

gee, wonder why

>>13908267
Citation needed.

>>13908112

Thanks to our terrible standards this is totally fine. I've worked in a restaurant with full blown pneumonia, my friend ran food high on LSD, I'm certain a few of the girls had some pretty grade A HIV or something with cuts on their skin.

We have zero standards here and it's kind of expected that if you miss work too many times you get fired unless you're selling drugs to your boss or sucking his dick

>>13908384
You can amplify your odds of catching it by slutting on grindr right now.

>>13907977
Hope you mean in the near future when you say now because you're probably still infectious

>>13908100
>office got shut down because a coworker was infected
>2 weeks later we're back and another coworker informs the boss that she will still be using her scheduled PTO next week
>boos spergs out in front of everyone, including customers
>vehemently says she can't do that and gives no reasons why, coworker stands her ground
>forces coworker to take an early lunch "since she wants to leave so bad"
>coworker says she's calling HR and leaves muttering in spanish
Things are only gonna get worse over here

>>13908384
If she shares her love with you, make sure to smoke lots of cigarettes and avoid hydration. You'll be with your waifu in no time.

>>13908582
>customers

What type of business?

>>13905690
No. But I never wanted to begin with. Delivery is expensive, and if you don't cook then your cooking will guaranteed always suck and your palate will be unrefined.

Fast food is only good if there is a good store or you have no other option and you're starving.

But I want it to be around, because if people don't get fed it's gonna be ugly.

>>13908046
The way you described it gives me cravings, dude.

For what it costs, I'd rather do instacart and leave a fat tip. None of the pizza places offer what I want so I need to make it myself.

>>13908294
>bleached the groceries

>>13908711

>Not giving your steak a chlorine bath before salting

Never ever gonna make it

>>13908046
had arbys last night but i got the bacon and swiss chicky sandwich

>>13908294
>>13908711
>>13908745
>mom found the grocery bleach

>>13905690
My husband went out to get groceries for me and the kids. Decided to buy cocaine and go AWOL. One child was still napping and the stores were closing for curfew, so I ended up having to do BK delivery ................. my life sucks right now. I’m really unhappy.

>>13908367
This. The common flu kills more people a year and we have a vaccine for that.

>>13905690
>still delivering pizza at age 49

God that's so sad

>>13905690
someone really important to me works in a grocery store, 58 years old. I worry about it every day.

>>13908785
are you a woman (female)? I'll take better care of you, provided you still have plenty of childbearing years left.

>>13908611
you'll have to settle for humans til business opens back up and we can get to the ranches again

Dies with Corona, not from it. Like 99% of all these reported deaths.

>>13909050
ok flyover

>>13909038
You need to set your standards higher, friend

>>13909125
Flyovers are getting hit considerably less hard than coastie faggots. You would rather take pictures with infected insectoid chinks so you can virtue signal than take common sense precautions. Get rekt.

>>13909050
corona attacks your lungs and your heart, sure it cant kill you, but not being able to breathe might

>>13909323
coasties are the ones sheltering in place my friend, its the flyovers pretending nothing is wrong

>>13909342
We don't have to because we aren't confined to 500sqft goy farms with 50 other faggots like retards in NYC and SF.

>>13905690
now Domino's has that contactless delivery thing going. I ordered a pizza from them not too long ago and they now only come up to your door and leave the bag. Then they stand back and wait for you to take your pizza out of the bag. Then when you take the pizza and close the door they come get the bag. Like a drug deal or something lol.

>>13909402
Then the bag is contaminated.

>>13906225
>>>13905758
>We're overpopulated man, go for it.

Only if you count niggers.

>>13908112
>How do these people end up in leadership positions to begin with?

jew connections anon. Or duhversity hires. I think I have only had one or two bosses that are competent.

>>13908112
It's not necessarily the people in leadership, but American work culture. Before this shit happened, two women in the office were recording if and when people left for lunch and didn't eat at their desks. They reported their findings to my boss, expecting to be applauded for pointing out how others weren't working enough.

Thankfully, my boss and her boss were great fucking people, and they had a meeting saying people were allowed to go to lunch and no one should be tracking people's time, and the next time it happened, they'd be let go. Unfortunately the rest of the company was an exploitative piece of shit.

>>13905758
Honestly you're probably more likely to die driving to there than dying from a meme virus.

What the article doesn’t tell you is that the delivery expert was a person of color and probably also had dozens of children tied up in the trunk.

>>13908785
I'm sorry you had kids with a guy.
Where do you live though? Sounds like you need a break from men.

>>13909342
coastie here. Everyone is out and about and ruining it.

>>13909413
It can be sanitized very easily?

>>13905690
>49 year old delivery boy
Not a death just a very late miscarriage

>>13905690
>>13905758
https://www.fda.gov/emergency-preparedness-and-response/coronavirus-disease-2019-covid-19/coronavirus-disease-2019-covid-19-frequently-asked-questions#food
Food isn't considered a vector for the virus, but the packaging it comes in can.
If you buy pizza or food from the drive thru, take all the food out of the packaging and into you own containers. Throw away the packaging from outside and wash your hands before eating.

>>13907937
I'm on my first week rn. No other symptoms other than a slight bit of fatigue. My cough has been becoming less frequent though, 2-3 time an hour.

>>13908943
Read the news, coronavirus already killed more people than the flu does in a year.

>>13909038
Does she need to eat all the eggs?

>>13909342
Except Ohio. We're the least fucked of all the states.

>>13909413
What you should do is grab a baking sheet and slide the pizza onto it, then toss the box. Just because something is contaminated, doesn't mean it's going to get you sick. You only get sick if you touch a contaminated surface, then tough your face before washing your hands.

>>13908711
If you buy stuff in plastic wrappers there's a solid chance that somebody may have handled the package with unwashed hands before it gets in the shop. Hell, have you seen the amount of people that take a thing only to just put it back two minutes later ? I'm not saying you should use pure bleach and when it comes to the fruits/veggies I use a vinegar solution instead but it's all about being on the safe side.
You do you anon.

>>13905690
Little Caesars is safer. Smaller staff and they have a contactless pickup portal.

>>13907767
It says he was 49 though retard.

>>13907826
of course we care about you, fren. 4chan is a website of peace
>got fired
>boss thinks he's slick for cutting costs
>thanks to trump i make more on unemployment than i did working
>getting paid to NEET it up for a few months
>left a timebomb in their system that no one but me knows about
kek. i was gonna fix their shit but hey, you have fun with that.
>>13905690
>already had corona and recovered, was one of the first in the country to get it because public transit through chinatown line
>now world is my oyster
>go out, hear boomers coofing
>chink comes near me and smugly coofs
>smug back at her because i'm immune now
honestly the best plague ever. i walk around like superman, invulnerable to everything while normies are btfo and cowering in their homes.

>>13905690
Hell no, I stopped doing take out and delivery almost a month ago when this whole shit started popping off here in the US.

Just going out to buy groceries as little as I can and going on hikes and fishing and shit.

>>13905690
Hey guys I'm a Domino's delivery driver age 21 Southwest Florida. I'm not worried that a 49 year-old died.

Why does /ck/ talk about dominos specificly so much?

>>13905690
this is EXACTLY why I dont tip

>>13908785
>married to a coke user
>has kids with a coke user
>i'm so unhappy boohoo

Dominoes doesn't even deliver to me

>>13911857
Domino's does but Papa John's does. Their delivery area ends two blocks before my house but they refuse to go any farther.

>>13911876
*doesn't

>>13911876
the Papa John's near me went out of business so I'm stuck with Domino's.

>>13909050
take your meds
>>>/pol/

>>13907826
Your boss and workplace sucks dick, if you died you'd be replaced by the end of the week
Fuck them, do not risk your life for the "priviledge" of being a wagie

>>13911797
Tell us about the time bomb, how bad is it going to fuck him up?

>8000 people die
>one of them happens to work in delivery
BIG NEWS!

>>13907911
That thing Obama called net neutrality wasn’t actually net neutrality though.