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13904033 No.13904033[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>mfw the bathroom grappler won't let me piss unless I can get a knockdown on him

Any of you running into bullshit like this in your local grocery? I am running into things like this more and more lately...

>> No.13904063

>LMAO I AM SO RANDUM

>> No.13904069

>>13904063
you don't know what it's like fucklord. last time i pissed myself when he slammed me into the ground and he laughed at me. i shouldn't have to do this shit in a public restroom, no i have to piss outside like some kind of wild animal

>> No.13904074

>>13904033
>be eurofag
>can't just shoot it
haha no gunz

>> No.13904078

Really not appropriate right now. Our grocery clown just got sick and we're not sure if he'll pull through. We may not always like them as they've been tormenting us since we were little, but they have a job to do.

>> No.13904084

>>13904078
thoughts and prayers man. i don't blame the workers, i just don't always understand why the stores need to employ workers such as this

>> No.13904151

>stealing memes from /tv/ and changing them to be even shittier
embarrassing

>> No.13904156
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13904156

>>13904033
>falcons
>anvils
>crab legs
>no singles policy

>> No.13904168

huh?

>> No.13904348

>>13904084
hey man, better than the shinkicker down at the lidl in my city. keeps asking for pictures of my sister and I'm an only child? pretty sure i ssaw him spitting in a bum's mouth once. of course, with the lockdown you get to see how trivial these things are

>> No.13904386

>>13904033
To reduce the numbers of people in the store at the same time the the grocery gunslinger isn't letting anyone in unless you can best him in a duel.

>> No.13904399

>>13904033
You don’t cross your feet when you take someone’s back, they can heel hook you from that position