/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Wow, that's a really terrible recipe.

>>13889524
awful

>>13889523

>>13889557

>>13889557
I would

>>13889660
This mitsu toaster is dope and stuff, but 300... Ouch

>>13889764
Charlie Chaplin - The Modern Times colored edition

>>13889516

>>13889807
This looks more like the work of Chinamen than Coloreds if you ask me.

>>13889827
Have we really had webm for five years already?
I felt like it was still pretty recent.

>>13889818
colored as in " in color" not refering to colored people anon

Apr 9, 2016 date on upload?

>>13889875
i don't get it what should i see ?

>>13889883
The wires, electrocuted!

>>13889892
it surprise me how come we've been so efficient at killing crabs

>>13889901

>>13889892
this kills the crab

>>13889764
Fucking lost it when the pan-tossing started

>>13889850
>Splatters the bile
Mmmmm

>>13889516
The fuck is this? That veg 100% did not cook evenly. You have to layer it, absolutely disgusting.

>>13889660
jesus christ favreau

>>13889516

>>13889901
we efficiently kill everything

>>13889892
this is how humans will be handled when they come to harvest us

>>13889574
truly nauseating

why do american recipes use so much salt?

>>13890263
We use it as a substitute for cheese.

>>13890263
no truer of american recipes than those of anywhere else

>>13889650
>fried rice
>made entirely in a microwave
Screw you and your whole family.

>>13890263
Because it NOW MELTS!

>>13890263
>>13890263
>american recipes use too much sugar
ftfy, and thats why they're disgustingly fat

>>13890263
They're fat.

>>13890235
What is that product, and will I get that fat if I ingest it?

>>13889850
chinamin are fucked in the head

>>13889692
>>13890073

>>13890235
brb, buying kvass

>>13890240
man i want bbq now. :(

>>13889650
>>13889910
>fried rice, baked potato
>microwaved shit

>>13889519
How do they get the eggs out?

>>13890213

>>13889557
I wouldnt go that far. Its a grug """"recipie"""" with a bit too much stuff in it but is not inedible like some of the stuff that gets posted here

>>13890245
>lemon on the fries in the end
ABSOLUTELY HARAM

>>13890487
>>13890213
How the fuck is this guy a thing? People like laughing at this? Schadenfreude? Madness?

>>13889574
My intrigue outweighs my disgust.

>>13890487
great filename, lmao

>>13889520
I wonder why so many plagues originated in China.

>>13890213
why does he use only one of his hands so often?
>>13890487
he uses both here

>>13889650
Yeah that's 100% bullshit.

>>13889869
>broken yolk

>>13889650
This is like calling a kipfel a croissant because they have a similar shape

>>13890606
Hahaha bro, really bigoted of you. They COOK it, so it is 100% safe to eat dude. Just be cultured. Build a bridge, not a wall!

>>13890808
The Chinese have a really big wall though.

>>13889895

Fuckin' fengs, man

>>13889668
how does this person manage to still spend nearly $5 per meal when it's pasta and frozen vegetables

>>13890230
>finger on the trigger the whole time
Damn, I would've been like "bruh this job isn't that important to me, you're gonna accidentally shoot me. Just take the damn money and go"

>>13890263
At least we season our food bong

>>13890625
Jack had a stroke like 2 years ago and is unable to move one of his arms now.

All the raw meat finally caught up to him..

>>13890466
they don't, the eggs are consumed where they stand.

>>13890989
Two years seems like a long time to recover a limb's function. It took my grandfather six months after he had his second stroke at 72.

>>13891146
he won't do his PT

>>13889660
>>13890409
is it getting toasted on a nonstick tray?
i'd be willing the spend the cash, but not on non-stick carcinogens

>>13890213
I want Jack to make Nutraloaf.

>>13889850
should've cut off the head first, also you need to rise out the blood and bits still, but that is pretty fuckin cool.

>>13890213
>not stirring the sour cream before use

>>13890409
>6x more than a standard toaster
>shows a toaster oven
?

>>13890808
fuck you kojima

>>13889654
?

>>13890975

'trigger discipline' is a fucking incel meme.

>>13889586
why does every picture or video from commieland have like four watermarks

>>13889654
mirroring makes it look weird

if you think your reflection doesn't look weird, you definitely look weird to everyone else

>>13890975
the cashier clearly doesn't give a fuck
also the guy short stroked so the gun won't actually fire

>>13890552
you'll see

>>13891385
>spaghetti
thats wasabi, a japanese fast food chain you idiot. those are noodles not spaghetti

>>13890213
>yfw jack has a way nicer place than you

>>13891422
daily reminder that this lanky necromancer cant eat food and can only eat the souls of the living. watch, she bites two bits of that rancid pizza and then spits it out, open your eyes people

>>13889764
yep, lost.

>>13889650
>using long grain

>>13889520
let's just put this filthy fucking basket right onto the top of the food.

>>13890235
the face on the blonde is repulsive, damn shame

>>13891407
Why the fuck is the little gremlin eating like that?

>>13889764
oh i am laffin

>>13889516
>that pool of fluid still in the pan

>>13889516
Can someone tell me how to watch webm files on my iPad?

>>13890230
slide is jammed round halfway out would never fire.

>>13891570
im gonna cooooooooooooom

>>13891675
is this food or snuff porn

>>13889571
>zero knife skills: the webm

>>13891641
lol go back

>>13891507
>>13891504
>>13891480
It's like something you'd make at 3am when you were blackout drunk

>>13890073
kek

>>13889817
That is not even a joke.

>>13889895
Gradually.

>>13889519
H O W
O
W

>>13889668
Howcome in all these vids they just dont mix the shit before they put it in the pan? Lets mix it in tin foil! ghey

>>13891675
Depressing

>>13891815
What'd they steal

>>13892029
Rice?

>>13889574
What is the point of cutting the lines into the chicken breast

>>13890213
Why does he do everything one handed

>>13892125
Cooks quicker, more surface area for Trump seasoning.

>>13892163
He had multiple strokes.

>>13891822
Although i know this shit would be delicious, it is in no way a fucking cheesesteak.

>>13891641
try merlin browser

>>13889654
>missed the stop to get to this cart and didn't end up going

>>13890135
Promised Neverland

>>13892186
What's Trump seasoning?

>>13889516
I get what they were going for but I can guarantee that tastes like absolute shit and on top of that it's severely undercooked

>>13890213
Look at this doood...

>>13890240
I think im gonna cum...

>>13892292
Cheese Puffs
>Cheeto In Charge

>>13892335
>being a nigger on siekay

>>13892501
Apart from the celebration of obesity, what does this have to do with food and cooking?

>>13892506
why were you so fast to reply to this webm and not any of other others?

>>13892523
Saw it while scrolling page one. I don't even bother browsing webm threads since they're almost always the same trash.

>>13892548
that's a yikes from me

>>13892548
That's a, calling BS from me.

>>13892605
thank god you naked the file, I'm not clicking it, disgusting chinks

>>13892655

>>13891415
Naani?

>>13889519
imagine the smell

>>13892486
Should have grilled the tortilla at the end but that looks delicious.

>>13892486
This kike is insufferable and his food looks like shit.

>>13890551
this place is alright

>>13892486
What the fuck is this Zack Snyder bullshit

>>13889660
why does that jap cheese have a heartbeat

>>13889807
it's Modern Times, dickhead

>>13889764
thanks for bringing joy on a shitty day

>>13889869
>sunny side up
useless. a nigger could do a better job

>>13891408
This cant be real.

>>13890283
YOU ARE AN IDIOT

>>13891641
Brave browser

>>13891936
Based big momma

>>13893212

>>13892063
>undercooked peppers
kys

>>13889650
disgusting

>>13889519
HOW

>>13889668
>eating pasta daily
>>13889764
>made in china
>>13889817
gross, was it necessary to put some disgusting pig?

>>13889875
makes you wonder how many crabs get killed daily and how aren't they exctinct

>>13889519
You have to eat all the eggs

>>13893333
they're fucking useless animals. i resent their presence. they dont deserve to breathe the same air as me. i detest seeing, hearing, or smelling them. they are not worthy of a level of consciousness. truly peasants. they should be harnessed to till the fields for crops. truly the lowest of the low. i hate crabs.
should have known the crab apologists would be out in full force. crabs do breathe air and are a direct contributor to global warming based on the co2 that they produce. they regularly cut underwater cables because they are so stupid, mistaking them for prey. this has caused a sharp spike in the price of teflon, a material that is used. crabs are fucking retarded and should be erradicated as a species. luckily, steps have been put in place by french guiana, in a 2014 study presented to the UN

>>13893314
There's a higher quality webm of that somewhere, there were two of them and they weren't so choppy. Didn't save them myself though

>>13892506
Pussy racism

>>13892688
>>13892697
the fuck are they eating?
>>13892605
jfc

>>13893366
A. Crabs aren't one species.
B. Just eat them if you hate them so much. You understand that every delicious crab you eat is another dead crab, right?

>>13893386
Cow Vagina.
Cow stomach with it's contents,probably the fourth one?

>>13889516
>>13892316
This. Eggplant and zucchini especially taste horrible when undercooked. Almost like eating raw potato. And there wasn't really any liquid in there for the veggies to even steam with. Looks like one of those fb recipes retards make using ingredients they've never used before to impress they mane.

>>13889668
>carbs and veggies covered with some cheap sawdust
>costing $3-5 in bulk
>no protein in sight
californian hands made this

>>13892697
>15 seconds in
im 60% confident he just pissed in it

>>13893445
Art was a mistake

>>13893607
are't fine, it's the bourgeousie which is the problem

>>13889520
fuck these morons

>>13893607
>>13893609
guaranteed most of the fags that go there are just rich stoners who get a kick out of feeling like they're in some gaspar noe flick while some french guy throws cheap candy at them

>>13889834
>5 years
>less than 600,000 posts.
>when other boards fly

>>13893445
All you made was a mess...

>>13891815
Very impressive

>>13889574
American cuisine at its finest.

>>13889574
>Ranch powder in buttermilk
Why. Ranch is just buttermilk+seasonings. Why not just season the buttermilk?

>>13889817
How is everyone in India not dead from dysentery?

>>13893697
They know to keep a clean hand and a dirty hand. Many Westerners shake other peoples' hands with the same hand they use to wipe their butt with. They slide that hand in their butt, and imagine a slither of tissue paper and a quick wash of their hands makes it acceptable to rub that hand against another person. Now, I ask you, who is truly the disgusting one?

>>13891498
it looks much better for some reason

>>13893704
both of you for different reasons
poo in loo

>>13893704
The one without indoor plumbing.

>>13891442
why are you posting ad you stupid fuck kys
fat american nigger

>>13893384
not cooking

>>13889530
The fact that the pan isn't on when he puts the salmon in the pan it's extremely irritating.

>>13890235
The girl being bullied is very attractive, and seeing her be bullied makes me imagine she's in my league which makes her even more attractive to me.

>>13892063
This is fucking hilarious, who would of thought mexicans bake their food (I sure as hell didn't )

>>13893607
art isnt the problem, post-modernism is

>>13889519
Making the mother of all omelettes Jack, can't fret over every egg.

>>13893911
what the fuck

>>13889516
wow

>>13894115
We don't, especially not the fucking tortillas. That shit goes on the pan or the comal. Whoever made this is retarded as fuck.

>>13889571
As someone born and raised in Provence the ratatouille atrocities in this thread almost trigger me on the same level cream in carbonara must trigger italobros.

>>13894134
What is this slop?

>>13892486
>Using the virgin chorizo
>Not the Chad longaniza

>>13894180
Cheap WW2 meal.
Shit on a Shingle
Recipe
10 slices Chipped Beef about 50 g / 2 oz
2 teaspoons Butter
2 teaspoons Flour
1/3 cup Milk skim
Ground Pepper
2 slices Bread

>>13889818
>can't take 10 steps without chugging cola for fuel
do Americans really?

>>13893119
At first I thought it was gonna be another one of those chink bug webms, thank God

>>13894223
Same energy

>>13894250
I remember watching this as a kid https://youtu.be/VfkmdcIDg_8

>>13894223
$2000. Doesn't last 2 years. You can literally buy a slave dedicated to making roti for you in UAE for less than this

>>13894214
All the 25 minutes is going to do in the oven is make a tough layer on the chili and make the buns soggy, all they had to do was melt the cheese.

>>13893366

>>13889650
That made me truly angry

>>13894194
>cheap
>90% of it is beef

>>13894358
Use Chipped Beef instead.
HORMEL Dried Ground Formed & Sliced Dried Beef 2.5 OZ JAR 95% Fat Free $2.66

>>13889571
>can't cut vegetables for shit
>not enough oil
>can't cut those vegetables though
>puts on the thymes too soon
>why are those vegetables cut like that
>plum toma *vomits*
>balsamic vinegar. Yes but no.
>basil. eeeeh no.
I want to kill that person and cut her like she cut those poor onions.

>>13894394
>cheap
at that price its something like $16 a pound, just using ground beef is way cheaper.

>>13893445
Holy shit I thought this was going to be part of a kitchen nightmares episode for a second

>>13894494

>>13892486
when your list of ingredients involves mcdonalds hashbrowns im not sure you deserve to cook food

>>13891552
pretty sure even normalfags know that she's a complete sociopath from the way she treats her staff.

>>13891936
Imagine being American

>>13894675
this is in australia. old fart is a wog, big mumma is is mouri

>>13894943
My bad.
Imagine being as dumb as I am

>>13891936
>isle 11, dog food
right underneath is a bunch of mutts fighting

>>13894176

You understand our pain now frogbro. You haven't suffered until you've seen obese American tourists complaining about handmade Italian gelato "because Ben and Jerry is better".

>>13894176
question : do you leave the skin on eggplants and courgettes ? My mom used to but her ratatouille was always bitter, but apparently that's what everybody does

>>13894463
What's wrong with plum tomatoes ? Better that than shitty off-season fresh tomatoes desu.

>>13891542
>those are noodles not spaghetti
This is the lowest-effort troll I've seen in a while.

>>13889580
wtf is this way of serving the thing though ? Couldn't they use something more presentable than some newspaper ?

>>13891056
pretty impressive

>>13889571
>cutting like a retard makes me "unique" and "creative"
>>13894200
>it's "artsy" and "hip" if I leave the carrot stem on
>>13894207
>serving with tails on
That last one though, there's no reason ever to do that.

>>13892063
>10 minutes prawns at
they're gonna be over done
>10 minutes for veg
they're gonna be under done

>>13894194

MMMM my favorite reminds me of being a kid

>>13894950
At least you're not American. We don't want you.

>>13892218
cheese


steak

>>13891056
I wanted to make a nigger joke but I am actually impressed

>>13889827
is crab ok?

>>13894394
That baby whisk is adorable, I always hated SOS as a kid, my mom and brother love it though, they put theirs on mashed with peas though.

>>13894999
That's what they do in the south, either that or on butcher paper

>>13891936
It's 'aisle', not 'isle'

>>13895006
the stems look good and you're a shitter if you think otherwise

>>13894976
skin has nothing to do with eggplant bitterness, you need to degorge the eggplants first to get rid of the bitterness. Your mum probably just overcooked it.

>>13892605
>chinese medicine
>snake oil so ingrained in their culture that it's become a everyday thing

>>13893366
Fuck you, I think crabs are neat.

>>13890240
Someone got mad about the knife tap at the beginning once and it's all I can think of anytime this one comes up.

>>13893445
>music is played during the experience
Found the music used
https://youtu.be/iJl06nxPub8?t=103

>>13891541
you can see on the top right corner that one of those is a seahorse

>>13891675
poor boomer and his processed garbage

>>13889668
Reduce the dimension, tasty videos in native size look like shit as webms

>>13889574
Would

>>13889574
>nigger hands

>>13889764
Kino

>>13889869
why isn't this more commonplace?

>>13892493
comfy pyongtoberfest

>>13892493
I dunno how I feel about Best Korea stealing my heritage for propaganda

>>13895704
Who ever ordered this is truly a man of good tastes

>>13892063
im not waiting 10 minutes for a fucking tortilla that looks undercooked

>>13895366
I'm not a rabbit so I see no point in putting inedible crap on the plate just because it looks hip and trendy

Disappointed in the lack of Aunt Myrna's Party Salad

>>13892493
Here is your singular glass of piss water and fried treebark

>>13896017

>>13889516
what's the point in chopping all that shit before blending it into a paste?

>>13889574
why do so many people handle stuff after touching raw meat? I see it all the time on tv too. if you touch meat you need to wash your hands. just use some fucking tongs or something if you must

>>13896034
Easier to blend smaller chunks?

>>13890951
the numbers are all fucking meaningless

>>13889764

>>13896029
"Thank you". Made sure to save it this time.

>>13895779
wagies cost practically nothing

>>13890449
microwaving potatoes is fine

>>13889650
>Buzzfeed mug
wow colour me surprised

>>13894214
This makes me think of how i could make a chili dog tiramisu

>>13891056
it took me a minute to realize she was wearing a glove. still impressive though

>>13892063
>metal tongs with non-stick pan

>>13895862
>tortilla chip immediately explodes
What a great dip.

>>13896239

>>13889892
Man image a factory like this but it process live humans...

>>13893907
>"the fda recognizes it as safe..."
yikes

>>13891532
Man this has given me some baaaaad ideas

>>13890240
>knife tap
>closes .webm

>>13891772
i might try this one, no hot sausage though

>>13892437
Steven Tyler looks amazing here, how old is this clip

>>13896565
Why, you some kind of fag? Hot italian sausages are pretty fucking low on the scoville scale, I've had hotter Doritos.

>>13894134
is that suppose to be sausage gravy?
its kind of missing Sausage

>>13895862
>scrapes out the sour cream bowl using a spoon
>leaves 5% of it left in to get thrown away
fucking wasteful pricks, do they not own a fucking scraper?

>>13896050
>little smiley face potato things
I loved that shit

>>13896646
no good and kind stranger...
my Wife cannot handle any kind of spicy food anymore so i stick with mild or sweet when using sausage
thanks for asking kindly and not being a condescending prick.

>>13889574
Americans must be dealt with.

>>13896565
I actually made this tonight. Very simple and easy. Also very tasty.