/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I am the only fatso?

Once on the lips forever on the hips

My nigger James bond is a man of exquisite taste

>>13885818
Essential business employee master race checking in.

My mother keeps stress-baking cookies and cakes, which adds like 2,000 calories a week to my diet

>>13885818
Just eat less. I do the same.

>>13885818
Ive been rationing food and have lots of time to exercise so I'm starting to see my abs again

>staying with a bitch after she doubles in weight
ISHYGDDT

>>13886131
>t. Low T

>>13886131
He has much...grander designs

>>13886144
>>13886152
Go back to /fit/ where they think that's actually funny. Anybody that's attracted to greasy cottage cheese skin and stank obese pussy is degenerate.

>>13885818
me too pal
i mean i was a fat fuck before of course, but this quarantine bullshit aint helping

>>13886164
>t. guy whose offspring will not survive when this shit goes Mad Max

>>13885818
My girlfriend is. Thankfully, I have seen the light of The Architect.

>>13885818

I'm actually losing weight because I'm a sedentary gamer type, but have been doing way more VR lately (bored out of my fucking mind), and rationing the food I have.

>>13885818
Yess sir, I guess there is a reason why I stopped cooking...

I can say the end of the world was delicious.

>>13886164
Not obese but almost

>>13886187
what did he mean by this?

>>13887256
is...is that breakfast for two anon?

Ive lost 6lbs in the past 2 weeks. I don't eat unless I'm working. Coffee and the occasional pizza is what I need

>>13887587
>He doesn't know

>>13885818
Unironically going to laugh at all you retards praising each other for putting on weight during quarantine like quirky middle school girls XD when the aftermath buttfucks the supply chain even harder and the virus infects the illegal immigrants who process all American food and product starts to disappear from the shelf indefinitely for the unforeseeable future.

>>13887743
You retards were saying a month ago the supply chains would fail and here we are

Hell be fine

>>13886187
Based, anon.

>>13885818
I think the fact that I don’t have the afternoon traffic + 2 toddlers + often more work to do at home so I end up eating drive thru in the car is probably helping, but I really can’t say because I don’t want to weigh myself right now with my gym closed and being mostly confined inside and freak out

>>13886164
why are you even here imbecile

>>13885818
I'm actually slimming down. Get a pull-up bar or a weight set, nigger

I'm on week 4 of a water only fast. I've never felt more alive.

>>13886164
Lol how's it feel to be a bitch

>>13885818
i have to practice pua game on my mom and my sister because i can't go out to the club...it works. my mom is making me steak while my sister is giving me a bj as we speak.

>>13887949
based use of quarantine

Definitely, but its the alcohol more than anything

>>13888739
Hope you stocked up as much as I did anon. Gotta ride this out somehow.

>>13885818
nah dude i'm slowly getting shredded, if i come down with this virus i'm just gonn start eating

>>13885818
Lmao, nope. Barely eating. Losing weight

>all these fat fuck men thinking fat women want them

AHAHAHAHA

>>13887256
spot on!

>>13886164
There's no joke to be laughed at. The Architect isn't a comedy, Anon, it's a tragedy. Brosnan's first wife had cancer and he's talked about how heartbreaking it was to see her wasting away into nothing before finally dying. He's on record as saying to his second wife that if she returns to supermodel slimness he'll divorce her. You can see how much prouder he is over the years the larger she's gotten. It's not degeneracy, it's a broken man putting himself back together.

>>13885818
>bond burgered.jpg

>>13887743
Shut the fuck up you colossal retard. We are fucked because the economy died when everyone went into a panic, NOT because the workforce itself died. Fucker.

Nah, keeping my weight as usual. I'm not a poor person, so I have a gym setup in my home so I'm still able to keep my daily routine and regular diet going thankfully enough.

>>13885818
I know that feel but I'm embracing it, looking forward to all this being over and losing it all again so I don't mind

>>13885818
I'm getting depressed. Lost a few k's.
Good to be down.

>>13890366
there, there, anon. you can still kill yourself desu, nobody would think any less of you if you did. imagine all the shitty experiences you could avoid by ending your life.

>>13890366
But imagine all the cool things you havent experienced. The nice happiness that could be waiting. All the dishes that could be cooked and tasted.

>>13885818
>Who else is getting fatter during quarantine
1. don't eat fat
2. use an exercise bike/bike trainer every day.

>>13890370
Imagine all the new foods and dishes you wouldn't be able to eat if you did

>>13889766
why do you call him the achitect ?

>>13890575
The joke is that he likes fat chicks and has been carefully sculpting his wife to conform to his desires.

>>13890412
cringe, this is 4chan not femtwitter you droplet of diarrhea.

Lmao get fucked useless quarentiners, you're non-essential.
Where my /essential/bros?

>>13890638
I think it's nice that the retail monkeys were finally given something to feel a little proud of. Good for you, buddy.

I'm still allowed to go for a walk on the beach and the weather's been really nice, so I'm still good.
Once the State tries to force me to sit inside breathing the same air all day instead of getting some of the fresh stuff by my lonesome I'll just commit suicide by cop, so I still won't get fat.

>>13890587
And you're acting like a nigger. Last time I checked, niggers arent allowed here whatsoever, yet your EBT swiping gorilla ass is still somehow posting.
So take your dried chalky hands and go kill yourself, you dumb black as ash nigger.

>>13890638
I make exhaust systems for caterpillar and some other construction companies

>>13885818
Fatty here, losing weight due to lack of access to food.

>>13886164
oh lord the cringe

>>13885818
I've been calorie counting since february so I'm keeping it up. I'm 11% body fat currently

>>13885818
I've been getting a bunch of coupons for delivery services for various reasons so I've been ordering like every other day, but I've been limiting my calories by not eating otherwise so I think I'll be okay.

>>13890428
Fat doesn't break the rules of thermodynamics.

>>13890711
How much fatter do you wish you were?

>>13885818

There is no way she is 261.... what is she 6'4?

I've been losing weight. I only eat because I have to be able to my 10 hour shit. I don't like eating. Now that we all got let go I just have some fruit in the morning and nothing else

>>13891115
sorry i meant 10 hour shift lmao

>>13886081
My dad always said that.
Lyle?

>>13886104
checker?

>>13890897
>Fat doesn't break the rules of thermodynamics.
yes I wish fatophiles would realize this. fat is 9 cal per gram and carbs are 4 cals per gram
fat is very energy dense and the body prefers to store it as body fat rather than burn it, so eat less fat if you want to control your weight.

>>13891126
10 hour shit is funnier

Pierce is suffering

>>13886069
if only.

>>13891545
>fat is very energy dense and the body prefers to store it as body fat rather than burn it
This is totally false.
The body cannot just shove dietary fat into storage. It has to break it all the way down and rebuild it again. Its actually far easier for your body to turn sugar into body fat . dietary fat takes far more work to get into your fat cells

>>13885818
I'm losing weight because I just neglect eating now for some reason. I just stay hungry because I don't feel like eating

>>13891549
>the architect
>suffering
lmaoing @ ur life

>>13885818
I'm losing weight actually.
No booze, no fast food, no junk food or eating out. Just home cooked healthy meals. Cant wait for quarantine to be over mid summer and I will be looking good while everyone else has gotten tubby.

>>13885818
mate i fap to that image every single day, going on weeks now

>>13891663
explain further please, what about the image do you find so sexually arousing, anon?

>>13885818
I started to, not because I'm staying home, but because I was studying more and not playing video games. I've resumed playing video games and am seeing results.

I'm actually going /fit/ for the first time my life.
I'm still in bad shape (zero muscle but normal weight) but in only a month my arms and my chest are twice as big respect to when I started.

>>13891739
good on you anon

>>13885818
This why we need robot women.

>>13885818
I normally work industrial construction 12hr days all spring summer and fall then take January to March vacation. This year the quarantine started a couple days before my season was starting. I have now been off work since Christmas. My sleep schedule is full vampire now, I eat random food at strange hours, struggle to eat big portions, and have been maintaining over a liter of vodka per day. Probably lost 15lbs and I wasnt fat to begin with.

>>13885818
Pierce seems like a good guy.

>>13885818
To pass the time I’ve been making recipes I’ve found on the internet a few times a week just to try them.

Today it as Cajun Crab Chowder with andouille sausages and bacon added in. Very fattening....

>>13885818
I've been OMAD for 2 years so I'm about the same weight but slowly bulking. My girlfriend and I have a gym in our garage so we can work out no problem.
Also, working from home in engineering company that's considered essential business because ONE of the branches makes some type of medical part. Dumb luck I have a job

>>13887724
>for two
lel

>>13885818
I am but only because I started drinking again to alleviate bordom. Not going to drink for the next few weeks so hopefully I'll drop back down. Shame I can't go to the gym.

>>13885818
I don't see the problem.

>>13892257
I think you forgot to add some oil

>>13885818
Yeah, you gotta exercise more to compensate for all the inactivity.
Get one of those couch to 10k apps and just do that everyday. That's what I've done + some body weight exercises for the last three weeks and it's worked pretty well.

Also, I do intermittent fasting where I only eat between noon and 8PM every day, which basically means I'm just skipping breakfast and that has helped as well.

>>13890638
I thought I was essential until people stopped buying vegetables and fruit, now I'm working like 20 hours a week.

>>13892599
>between noon and 8PM
you should narrow that down to 4

>>13887587

>>13892599
>couch to 10k apps
Elaborate please...

>>13894732
I have never used one, but since I'm not a fucking retard I can read from the context that it's an app with a training program that helps you go from a couch potato to being able to run ten kilometers.

>>13894722
I am not buying the story that he is happy about having a fat wife.
The few quotes he might have made are just cope
English upper class never divorce no matter what

>>13894851
dude, look at his face and take the fatpill

>>13890575
he is sort of a builder, a designer one could say.

>>13885818
I have literally lost weight since I'm not able to hit the gym
Fucking sucks

>>13894851
Pierce is Irish

>>13894886
Have you even seen him on tv?
He is british

I have exercise equipment at home and started doing extra cardio to counter the recent lack of activity. I've also adjusted my eating a bit so I'm maintaining just fine.

>>13893076
I do 16:8 normally but have started doing 2 24hr fasts for the last few weeks so I end up with a 3 hour window on two days, but even eating less than the 1900 calories I'm shooting for now leaves me feeling bloated and uncomfortable. I can't imagine wanting to stuff my normal TDEE into myself in such a short time frame.

>>13885818
I am maintaining the exact same weight as before, though I am overweight.

>>13894991
go on wikipedia retard

>>13895046
no u

>>13895046
I dont think that dude could even fake an irish accent , he lived in the USA his entire ault life

My cooking is the same but every day feels like the weekend so my chips/ice cream/chocolate consumption has gone up like crazy

>>13890692
trying to hard, now you just sound 12

find a middle ground and you'll get it

>>13885818
The wife and I garden so it keeps us active. Have lost 5 pounds even though she bakes every other day

Imagine doing all the work to play the famous actor lottery , then winning huge, then your wife gets as fat as an pig?
What was the point ?
Does have have thin mistresses ?

No matter who you are, there is some woman that will take everything you give her for granted

>>13896081
How big is your garden?
What if you have to go back to work and then have no time to tend it?

ive gained about 5 lbs or so which im grateful for. want to gain 5 or 10 more desu and then ill start working out

>>13886131
She didn't double in weight.
She had her weight double by the ultimate feeder.
See how happy he is when she gets fat?

>>13890638
oh no no no no no look at this wage

>>13897004
>not having a wife who happily fulfills your feeding fetish

LOL

I got sick and lost 5 pounds.

>>13897838
degenerant

>>13886131

>>13897876
i think i found them.

I have been stuck around 190 lbs (I'm 6'1") for a while now. My girlfriend is a damn good cook so she keeps me full. Now that it's getting warm out I'll exercise more.

>>13888739
Keep your immune system healthy by drinking red wine. Red wine in moderation doesn't weaken your immune system so I imagine getting drunk on it will weaken your immune system less than beer or other liquors

>>13890638
I work in a green-house making herbs and shiet, feels good

I've been losing weight. I was already fulltime work at home before the happening so no changes there but I've been forced to dramatically cut back on fast food. I've realized that a lot of times in the past I would tell myself after I was done working I was too mentally tired to cook so I would just take the easy way and get fast food. Now I have to either force myself to cook something or just skip a meal. It's about 50/50 between cooking and skipping meals, and both are healthier than Taco Bell.

>>13885818

that is a fucking travesty. He's aged like a fine wine, and she's become a Christmas ham

i'm losing weight and haven't been eatting anything really so i've been going to the bathroom much less which helps during this tp shortage.

>>13899143
She's growing because Pierce wants her to grow.

>>13899152
This. I've lost 6 lbs so far because I only eat dinner now since my sleep schedule got so fucked up.

>>13899158
no

I've lost 8 pounds in three weeks since the gym closed. I'm pretty pissed, I worked hard for my gains. I'm eating a lot less now too I guess since I'm not lifting heavy.

>>13900033
You lost fat not muscle anon

>>13885818
me lol just tryinn to maintain now dont want to put on more

>>13885818
i've been losing weight. if i don't get exercise i have very little appetite. i'm down to one meal and a few snacks. i didn't even finish my dinner last night actually, i put half of it back in the fridge.

i also get sexual satisfaction from the feeling of hunger.
>>13887743
tons of squirrels around. squirrel is good eating.

>>13901027
1 squirrel is not even a meal for one person.
Look how many sqirrels are in your area. Now how many hungry zombie humans?
The math anon, its no good

>>13902364
>start with 100 rounds of ammo
>kill 80 squirrels and 20 zombies
>10 of the zombies have weapons with 20 rounds of ammo each
>now have 80 squirrels and 200 rounds of ammo
pretty good math

>>13902429
Plus if you find the secret door behind the shed you get a free rocket launcher with 30 rockets.

>>13902429
>>13902441
what the hell are you on about

>>13902364
i forget the context here, did someone fuck up chocolate or is that chili fountain?

>>13899999

>>13886112
>My mother keeps stress-baking cookies and cakes, which adds like 2,000 calories a week to my diet
gross get her to make healthy regular bread. cakes/cookies should never be eaten. One of the most unhealthy foods you can eat. they cause diabetes.

>>13891563
>The body cannot just shove dietary fat into storage.
that's exactly what it does, silly.
>Its actually far easier for your body to turn sugar into body fat
are you a troll? it's actually the opposite. it takes 10 times as much energy to turn sugar into fat than to simply take fat and store it.
> dietary fat takes far more work to get into your fat cells
alright I think you are a keto troll. all your statements are false.

>>13903285
I think you are the troll anon, probably a vegan one.
I am not a keto person but animal fat has to be broken way down before it even enters the bloodstream. At this point its not even fat anymore.
Please do some basic research before posting

>>13903359
>At this point its not even fat anymore.
it's still fat. look you are clueless man! everything you said is wrong I am laughing at you. I'm not even a vegetarian either.

Oh fuck yeah I'm getting fatter.
Today I had bacon and waffles for breakfast, chicken and dumplings for lunch, a root beer float, a tip roast with potatoes and mushrooms for supper. Then like 3 apple turnovers with ice cream. And it's only 7:41pm.

>>13903439
omg how much do you weigh?

bump to save thread
so i can tell fat people to eat shit

>>13902755
it's clearly chocolate!

>>13887256
Based

>>13885818
I’ve been losing weight because I haven't been able to eat out as much as usual. Probably would be losing even more but I've been swilling beer like water all quarantine

I was already dieting otherwise I'd be fucked

>>13905363
Bad time to diet anon. You dont want to be skinny when you get the virus

>>13900343
I've lost both, I'm starting to see definition in my abs. I don't want to be lean though.

>>13885818
actually lost half a kilo due to not moving much even at work and now no longer driving past 15 open restaurants on my way to and from work.

I've actually lost weight during quarantine, but that's because I started counting calories a couple months before this mess began.

Believe me, I'd be ordering food every day if old me from 5 months ago was stuck home all day.