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Is there a diet to make myself shorter?
Like if I starved my bones of calcium or something, could I speed up the 'shrinking' process that already happens with age?
Please tell me how to be shorter, no joke.

>> No.13894683

>>13894679
Why do you want to be shorter?

>> No.13894688

>>13894683
it's a retarded tranny /lgbt/ cultist. he wants to make himself shorter to make for a better girl or a better twink.
it's not enough that we get /pol/tards and /int/sects here, now i guess we'll have trannies.

>> No.13894694

>>13894683
I'm already 5.7 and heard Justin Bieber like short girls.

>> No.13894697
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13894697

>>13894679
Height surgery

>> No.13894698

>>13894688

even that doesn't make sense


tall twinks are fucking hot

>> No.13894699

>>13894694
Oh, well have you thought about breaking your legs or getting your shins removed? Those could work.

>> No.13894707
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13894707

>>13894688
I'm not trans
>>13894683
I will tell you a personal story. I have a sister who is 4'10". The fact that I've outgrown her so massively has always given me distress. It's like she got to stay cute while I just kept growing. I don't like walking around with her because she makes me feel like a clumsy giraffe.
If I could I'd go back to when I was her height and be anorexic and drink coffee 24/7. But now that that's not an option, I need to really know if there's a way without amputating my legs to lose height. And I can only think of diet at this point

>> No.13894715

>>13894707
post your loins

>> No.13894718

>>13894707
>I’m not trans
and I’m a bologna

>> No.13894720

>>13894707
Your 5,7 how is that even tall?
Just learn to slouch over and bend your knees and you can be 5,2 and look like the hunch back of notrodam

>> No.13894733

>>13894720
I'm not 5'7 but even if I was that's taller than the majority of girls. (average US height 5'4)
And it's really embarrassing to be an outlier like that.
I've tried listening to hypnotics but it will like definitely likely not work and just wanted to try a meal plan catered to it.

>> No.13894741

>>13894733
I've read on Facebook that acupuncture might help. Give it a try.

>> No.13894743

>>13894679
Based tranny midget

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13894746

You want to start with a steady diet of get over yourself followed by regular helpings of deal with it.

>> No.13894766

>>13894733
What is your height then?

>> No.13894794

>>13894766
Its actually 5.6" I tend to lie a little

>> No.13894805

>>13894688
You are the /pol/tard.

>> No.13894841

>>13894679
chop off your legs and eat them

>> No.13894853

>>13894688
imagine being this obsessed with the nagging thoughts of cutting off your wiener

it's a free cuntry /pol/-kun just cut it off already