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>be me
>love chinese food
>get chinese takeout most nights, pretty much alternating between that and McDonalds
>one day look myself in the mirror
>"anon, you're 24 years old, it's time you learned how to cook"
>look up easy recipes, almost entirely pedestrian shit like mac and cheese
>fuck that, there's only one meal that can satisfy me: fried rice
>look up recipe for fried rice, click first link
>read through ingredients
>soy sauce
>SOY sauce
>laugh at the cuck website, go to another
>soy sauce again
>every single recipe for fried rice has soy sauce
>I get fried rice everytime I order it
>start to have a panic attack, look up other dishes
>all of them have fucking soy sauce
>realize that the delicious brown sauce I dip my chinese tendies in is soy sauce
>I fucking drink that shit when I finish my meal
>FUCKING CHINESE HAVE BEEN TURNING ME INTO A SOYBOY THIS WHOLE TIME
Why the FUCK didn't you bros tell me this??? I feel like I'm gonna puke. Like when Scott Tennerman realizes he ate his parents.
FUck bros. FUCK.

>> No.13882568

It's ok anon, when people talk about soy they don't really mean soy sauce. More soylent, soy milk, other more soybean oriented products.

Also, shove a bottle of soy up your ass. Shit thread

>> No.13882587

>>13882500
Do I even need to tell you to kill yourself?

>> No.13882599

>>13882568
What the fuck kind of beans do you think soy sauce is made of

>> No.13882604

>>13882500
Use tamari you fucking numbskull

>> No.13882639

eating meat nullifies most bad soy elements. i shit you not.

>> No.13882642

>>13882500
kys nazi

>> No.13882645

>>13882500
Contrary to popular belief, fermented soybean products are not phytoestrogenic.

>> No.13882672

>>13882645
>implying the US has regulations that the soy needs to be fermented before it's used in products.

lol no, china does though

>> No.13882683

>>13882672
All soy sauce is fermented, retard.

>> No.13882820

>>13882672
>>13882500
>being this retarded
Anon, I...
No, you know what? Forget it, just fucking kill yourself. Retard.

>> No.13882827

>>13882568
This. An hero.

>> No.13882869

I hate you
Die
How are you fucking 24 and still a loser who posts wojacks and frogs

>> No.13883342

>>13882599
A non fermented kind

>> No.13883349

>>13882683
Cheap industrial soy sauce use ingredients to cut out time. I don't know if it alter the fermentation process tho

>> No.13883401

>>13882645
also contrary to popular belief: phytoestrogen is not in any way interchangeable with animal estrogen

>> No.13883446
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>>13883401
Buh-buh-but muh tranny boogeymen!!!

>> No.13883456

>>13883446
>shadman

>> No.13883460

>>13883401
>>13883446
>the foods recommended to women going through menopause have no hormonal effect whatsoever
Of course they're not transformation fetish porn juice, but they do fuck with your endocrine system

>> No.13883461

this is actually hilarious

>> No.13883482

>>13883456
Who?

>> No.13883491

>>13882500
The soy shit's a meme anon, it's in most things you eat. No one actually thinks it's bad.

>> No.13883503
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13883503

just use pic instead

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13883585

>>13882500

>> No.13883592
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13883592

>>13883503
>use fish sauce instead of soy sauce

>> No.13883596

>>13882500
This post is making me irrationally angry

>> No.13883638
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>>13882500
Imagine falling for the soy meme like a total beta

>> No.13883817

>>13882500
Soy? More like swah.

>> No.13883821

>>13883456
You bet, kid.
>>13883482
>he doesn't know

>> No.13883899

>>13882500
http://www.e-lactancia.org/media/papers/LinoSojaFitoestrogenos-NutCan2006.pdf
phytoestrogen content of soy sauce is fairly low. If you really want to be an idiot and not eat soy sauce though I recommend doubanjiang. It's a paste made from fermented broad beans and chiles. Actually I recommend just replacing soy sauce with doubanjiang in most recipes anyway. It's good shit.

>> No.13883918

>>13883899
Broad beans also have muh phytosesyoeogkrms in them.

>> No.13883938

>>13883918
The real redpill is that the iconic "soy" taste of soy sauce is phytoestrogens

>> No.13883946

>>13883938
the taste is the msg, if phytoestrogens had a taste then it would taste like a double IPA since hops have it in abundance

>> No.13883960

>>13883918
Basically everything has them anon, but broad beans have like one ten thousandth the amount that soy beans have. And 100 grams of broad beans still have less than 1 tablespoon of soy sauce.

>> No.13883970

>>13882500
Ackshully in traditionally made soy sauce the phytoestrogens are destroyed during the fermentation process.

>> No.13883975 [DELETED] 

niggers

>> No.13883992

>>13883938
>>13883938
the taste is glutamate, retard.

>> No.13884032

What year did soy panic start on 4chan?

I want to know for reference so that when the next masculinity crisis meme starts I know how long to expect it to last.

>> No.13884066

>>13884032
I think in 2016, it was used as a way to negatively associate political enemies of Trump. Hopefully we may have something new for 2020

>> No.13884084

>>13883817
REPLY TO MY POST CALLING ME BASED, YOU NIGGERS
I FOUGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM

>> No.13884122

>>13884084
>>13883817
Basé et françaipilulé

>> No.13884141

i just use a bit of worcestershire sauce, sweet rice wine, and sriracha. i dunno about phytoestrogens but soy sauce makes any dish with it tasye too soysaucey

>> No.13884663

>>13882500
Jesus fucking christ. Eating soy sauce isn't going to turn you into a sissy anymore than tuna turns you into a chad.
You think chad normalfags refuse to eat sushi with people because hurr durrr soyyy.
Literal frequent /balding/ posting on /fit/ tier

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>>13882500

Help me guys I ate some fried rice and now all i can think about is getting gangraped by several african men

>> No.13886165

>>13882500
how fucking insecure are you?

>> No.13886231

>>13883817
based and assertivepilled

>> No.13886267

>>13882500
>Why the FUCK didn't you bros tell me this?
You have eyes, don't you?

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>>13882500
there is literally nothing wrong with soy

>> No.13886288

shit thread try again

>> No.13886307

>>13884663
Tuna doesn’t turn you into a Chad, it turns you into Freddie Mercury.

>> No.13886328

>>13882500
>FUCKING CHINESE HAVE BEEN TURNING ME INTO A SOYBOY THIS WHOLE TIME

Tofu and Soy Milk contains pseduo estrogen that interferes with menstrual period in femannons and decrease sexual appetite and aggression in males.

Soy Sauce however, has been fermented, doesn't have that effect.

>> No.13886332

>>13882500
if you genuinely believe this horseshit to the degree you appear to you don't deserve food

>> No.13886333

>>13882639
>eating meat nullifies most bad soy elements. i shit you not.

I don't think it does. I ate tons of meat while chugging soy milk and I still got my period early.

>> No.13886348
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13886348

Videogames, anime and porn is responsible for the sissification of modern """man""" not soy products

>> No.13886355

Soy is a meme.
The Japanese and Chinese eat tons of that shit and only relatively recently decided to stop hitting each other with swords, and America had to nuke one of them to get the message across.

The real reason you are a feeble minded loser is probably shitty genetics. Not some fucking bean juice.

>> No.13886440

>>13883592
Soy sauce is just vegetarian fish sauce.

>> No.13887401

>>13886440
they;re completely different flavors
youre retarded
and a fag

>> No.13888528

bumpy

>> No.13888552

The only way to counteract soy contamination is to vote Trump.

>> No.13888834

>be half chinese, mom gets mad at me when I don't eat the tofu that she made
At least it tastes good.

>> No.13888859

>>13888834
Eat the fucking tofu, retard

>> No.13888881

>>13888834
>no mom you don't understand I can't eat that people on the internet told me that's why I'm such a failure in life.
>n-no wait why are you crying?

>> No.13888921

>>13884032
like late-2017.

>> No.13889271

>>13882500
Now the healing begins, anon. Look up coconut aminos. If you want a shortcut, buy Primal Kitchen no-soy teriyaki sauce.

>> No.13889500

>>13882500
>didnt know Chinese food has soy sauce in it
Why are zoomers so stupid?

>> No.13889513

>>13882500
bait but you got dubs, so. having soy sauce won't turn you into a soyboy and believing that just shows how susceptible to propaganda you are.

if you still care, just use coconut aminos and cook all your own food. case closed.

>> No.13889673

>>13889500
previous generations limit to stupidity was TV
if the worse you can watch is teletubbies the world is not going to end
now we have kids who were raised on youtube and 4chan. content created by intelligent gen Xers trying to be aggressively stupid for laughs became educational material for a new generation of tidepod addled stupids
the timecube guy's phrase "educated stupid" seems prescient now doesn't it

>> No.13889680

>>13882869
I'm 28 and I think you're a bitch.

>> No.13889699

>>13884032
>>13884066
This >>13888921 guy is right. Late 2017 or early 18. During the Trump administration, for sure, but not until after "bugman", "cuck", and "numale" had already worn out their welcomes.

>> No.13889702

>>13889500
Why don't you recognize a made up story?

>> No.13889703

>>13883401
good thing we're humans, not animals dipshit

>> No.13889707

>>13889680
I'm 27 and you're not married yet
You're fucking sad

>> No.13889712

>>13889707
Stop crying anytime now.

>> No.13889715

>>13889712
Says the unironic frogposter
Imagine needing a pathetic avatar like that to hide behind because it's just cute enough
You're fucking sad

>> No.13889719

>>13889715
I'm not OP but I'm saying that, yes. Only you are crying about memes.

>> No.13889721

>>13889719
Dilate highschool tranny

>> No.13889722

>>13889721
>resorts to using memes after crying about memes failed

>> No.13889752

>>13883446
>mouse walking out door.png

>> No.13889769

>>13882500
Soy sauce isn't even made from soya beans, they soak the beans in water crush them then add a fungus to that water and ferment it. Soy sauce is produced by the fungus itself as a by product of the fermentation process, not the soya beans themselves. The soya beans just act as a substrate for the fungus to feed on. Same with yeast make alcohol from sugar.

>> No.13889775

>>13889752
kek

>> No.13889837

>>13882500
>I feel like I'm gonna puke. Like when Scott Tennerman realizes he ate his parents.
I member that

>> No.13890170

>>13886440
Lmao

>> No.13890972

bumping

>> No.13891063

>>13882599
The fermentation process neutralizes the toxins contained in soy, so soy sauce doesn't act like an endocrine disruptor the way soy milk does.

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>>13883446
That's not how it works.
In men, where endogenous estrogen is low, phytoestrogens weakly bind otherwise empty receptors contributing a feminizing effect.
In females where estrogen levels are higher, phytoestrogen decreases the feminizing effects of estrogen because it can displace stronger binding estrogen. Hence why it can disrupt periods occasionally.
If soy made woman womanlier, the whole continent of asia wouldn't be so fucking flat.

>> No.13892318

>>13882500
Soy sauce is based OP.

>> No.13892365

>>13892122
Your post is gay and retarded but the pic is so accurate it hurts.

>> No.13892373

>>13882500
cartman and scott are half brothers. cartman fed his own father to scott.

>> No.13892379

>>13892122
I blame liberals for central planning like this

>> No.13892404

>>13892379
Purely peak efficient crapitalism

>> No.13892476

>>13882500
Fermentation kills off any remaining hormones food has. You're fine, OP, so quit being a faggot. You're a soyboy because you eat too many fucking carbs, though.

>> No.13892492

wow you're right, maybe you should just kill yourself

>> No.13892496

>>13892122
Estrogen causes more fat to be deposited in your breasts and buttocks, which should be a clear sign alone about how phytoestrogen actually affects us if we look at Asians.

>> No.13892547

>>13882500
you'll never guess where the oil they use comes from

>> No.13892570

>>13882500
Kek, look at this soyboy beta cuck who didn't know that SOY sauce contains SOY beans! Let's all point and laugh at his blunder!

>> No.13892604

>>13892496
there aren't many fat asians, they're all tok malnourished from eating nothing but white rice

>> No.13892710

>>13892604
They'd be flat even if they were whales, anon.

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13892775

>>13892710
Surely you have evidence for this claim

>> No.13892780

>>13882500
It is because they use human hair in the soy sauce, probably women's pubes for extra estrogen.

>> No.13893825

bump

>> No.13893838

bump

>> No.13893951

>>13893825
>>13893838
No, it needs to die

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>>13883446
>>13883401
>>13882645
>>13883491
>>13883638
>>13884032
>>13884066
>>13884663
>>13886165
>>13886271
>>13886332
>>13886348
>>13886355
>>13889513
>>13889699
>>13882642
You literally sound like a soyfed liberal cuckold and kike. Kill yourself kike. You're a disgusting rat jewish kike. For the good of the WHITE RACE, you kikes must all be gassed to death in the oven. Die, kike, die.

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>>13882500
what the fuck is this post? why did it get dubs why anything?

>> No.13894616

>>13894403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A

>> No.13896041

what the fuck lol