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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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13882362 No.13882362[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How are you h-holding up during this pandemic, Anonymous? G-got a craving for some restaurant food and c-can't manage to recreate it in your own home?

Well, h-have I got a recipe for you <4
So why d-don't you come get a home cooked meal and l-learn to make one on your own?

/ck/ loves f-fast food, so how about Chipotle tonight?

>> No.13882365

>>13882362
>Chipotle
Imagine the vinegary shits.

>> No.13882368

last night I had a dream that my friend Hannah was driving a hamburger

>> No.13882372

alice <3

>> No.13882373

>>13882362
Stop drinking soda you fattass

>> No.13882375

>>13882372
H-hello <4

>>13882373
I'm 100 pounds, try again~

>> No.13882381

>>13882375
I hate you somuch, /ck/ was right aboutu

>> No.13882389
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>>13882381
I d-don't even know what this means <4
Todays dish! Chicken Burritos!
My friend Hornblower LOVES these!

This quick and easy dish can be prepped and ready in less than 30 minutes!

>> No.13882399

>>13882362
Please use an identifiable word or phrase in your threads so I can filter them.

>> No.13882402

>>13882389
>>13882362
this is a man isn't it?
>broad shoulders
>flat chest
>veiny hands
>hiding face

>> No.13882406

>>13882362
You will never be a woman

>> No.13882407

>>13882399
No. I refuse.

>>13882406
>>13882402
S-sorry, all the things you just said aren't true <4
I'm a biological female. Last time this thread I'll say it <4

>> No.13882410

>>13882402
No.

Also
>veiny hands
>hiding face

Pretty sure these aren't signs of masculinity.

>> No.13882414

Inb4 "muh oc" cringe retard shows up

>> No.13882417
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Ingredients:
- Shredded chicken
- 1 tbsp Chili powder
- 1/4 tsp Garlic powder
- 1/4 tsp Onion powder
- 1/4 tsp Oregano
- 1/4 tsp Crushed Red Pepper Flakes
- 1 1/2 tsp Ground Cumin
- 1/2 tsp Paprika
- Cheese (Mexican Blend)
- Tortillas!

>> No.13882418

>>13882407
Please use an identifiable word or phrase in your threads so I can filter them.

>> No.13882423

>>13882418
as I s-said, I refuse

>> No.13882427

>>13882410
Vascularity is correlated with testosterone levels.
and traps like to hide their man jaws with masks and shit
t. seasoned faggot

>> No.13882428

>>13882407
Your shoulders are wider than your hips, sweetie.

>> No.13882433

>>13882362
keep going
i must see more

>> No.13882434

>>13882427
I h-hide my face because people h-have doxxed me and threatened me IRL before <4

>>13882428
They aren't <4 Sorry you c-can't understand perspective.

>> No.13882437

>>13882410
Yes. I'm drunk but have a keen eye for everything trap. In the opening webm that paused hand on the table verifies that beefy hand is male.

>> No.13882438

>>13882418
Just filter <4

>>13882417
How much chicken? You should specify this.

>> No.13882439

>>13882362
go back to your twitch, tranny

>> No.13882441

>>13882423
What does your refusal get you? Why do you want people who hate your attention-seeking behavior in your threads?

Please, use an identifiable word or phrase in your threads so I can filter them.

>> No.13882442

>>13882434
post your jaw then, homo.

>> No.13882444

>>13882428
literally every human being has shoulders wider than their hips, you fucking retard. I'm so tired of seeing this misconception in every thread

>> No.13882445

>>13882365
I pour some white vinegar into the basin when I have a shit nowadays, just taking in the aroma of the fumes and imagining what a true vinegary shit would be like. It must be wonderful.

>> No.13882447
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>>13882441
I d-don't seek attention <4 Sorry, try again.


In a small bowl, add the garlic! This is so that we don't accidentally ruin our chicken by just sprinkling it on. You want a good, even flavor to go through all the chicken bits.

>> No.13882448

Not gonna lie, I do like when he puts his arm behind his back. Not sure why.

>> No.13882450

>>13882410
past 25 years old, white women start getting Mom hands. Anyways I hate her. Ethnic anglo women past 25 adopt that schoolmarm atitude and behaviour.

>> No.13882451

>>13882447
I can see your cleft chin in that one.

>> No.13882453

>>13882447
Posting what you do on 4chan at all, in any capacity, is by definition seeking attention, you stupid bint. Use an identifiable word or phrase in your threads so I can filter them.

>> No.13882457

>>13882444
Stop simping for the tranny, you butt loving queer

>> No.13882458
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>>13882453
N-no, sorry <4 I don't like attention, n-nor do I seek it.

And I will intentionally make my headers as different as I can just so you can't, unless you prove I want attention <4


Continuing on with the theme of throwing spices in a bowl, we add the onion powder now!

>> No.13882461

>>13882453
she uses <4 multiple times every thread phaggatron

>> No.13882465

>>13882458
If you didn't want attention you wouldn't post. Use an identifiable word or phrase in your threads so I can filter them.

>> No.13882466

>>13882457
It's not simping to point out scientific facts, stop being misinformed

>> No.13882467

>>13882457
What's wrong with liking butts?

>> No.13882470

>>13882465
S-sorry, I asked for proof n-not wild speculation <4

>> No.13882471

>>13882465
>>13882461

>> No.13882473
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>>13882362
I love alice poasts, for all the hate she gets I still enjoy the wholesome instruction. it's a respite from my daily hell <3

>> No.13882478

>>13882461
You think I haven't tried that? <4 contains a symbol, which makes it non-filterable.

>> No.13882487

>>13882471
>>13882478

>>13882470
It is a statement of fact, you autistic ugly duckling. Posting videos of yourself on the internet accomplishes no purpose other than garnering attention.

>> No.13882488

>>13882478
do you have some kind of aspie compulsion to go into every thread you can see? Just scroll past it dumbass

>> No.13882496

>>13882488
Do you want to step over shit on your doorstep every morning or do you want a clean doorstep?

>> No.13882499

>>13882487
So I take it that you never watch videos of people on the internet?

>> No.13882501

>>13882478
not using your own chrome extension to filter alice threads

>> No.13882504

>>13882496
that analogy sucks because this is just an imageboard and it causes you no trouble to just scroll by and click something else whereas I might accidentally step in shit if I left it on my physical doorstep

>> No.13882505

>>13882478
can you filter by filename? like mkv.webm

>> No.13882507

>>13882473
It's a literal tranny who is the worst cook on a board full of losers who can't cook. Is your life so shitty you look forward to trannies and their bad cooking?

>> No.13882509

>>13882496
Do you make this request to everyone who makes a thread you don't like?

>> No.13882511

>>13882505
Newfags are not supposed to post

>> No.13882512

>>13882402
yeah no shit just sit back and enjoy the ride mate

>> No.13882516

>>13882362
konnichiwa tranny-chan!

>> No.13882519

>>13882438
>>13882461
Now I see what I was doing wrong. The filters are pure HTML, so Alice's signature "<4" would actually be rendered as "&lt;4" to get an effective filter.
Thanks for your help, guys.

>> No.13882522
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13882522

In this step, we are gonna add the chili powder, what gives the dish it's signature "kick"!

>> No.13882525

>>13882417
so just chicken and cheese filling?

>> No.13882526

>>13882507
idc if she's a tranny she's beautiful either way. She looks way better than 80%+ of women,

>> No.13882529

>>13882487
S-sorry, that's not true <4
Your lack of imagination is n-not evidence~

>>13882519
Okay t-then, won't use that in my header any more~

>>13882525
A few things <4

>> No.13882533

>>13882526
he might actually be 80% woman

>> No.13882536

>>13882526
You can't even see his face you closet homo

>> No.13882539

>>13882529
what do you mean by a few things less than 4?

>> No.13882540
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Add the red pepper flakes to the bowl now~

>> No.13882541

>>13882522
no vocaroo?

>> No.13882543

>>13882540
nice flat chest. ideal place to shit on.

>> No.13882544

>>13882540
Why are you talking when there's no sound to the webm?

Who are you talking to?

>> No.13882545

>>13882539
I m-mean there is more than just chicken and cheese <4

>>13882541
None today I'm afraid! Had computer issues.

>> No.13882548

>>13882536
you guys like sheboon proportions, you'vebeen memed by the kike media!

>> No.13882551
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>>13882544
N-not sure what you mean <4

Is it paprika time? It's paprika time! Add that paprika to that little bowl, this is what gives it the smokey flavor.

>> No.13882559

>>13882399
Filter out sequences of the most common consonants repeated with a hyphen between them. That should catch them.

>> No.13882562

>>13882545
>I m-mean there is more than just chicken and cheese <4
less than 4 what??

>> No.13882569

>>13882562
<3 + 1 because I love you +1 <4

>> No.13882572

>>13882548
I talked about Alex's face, not his flat chest, broad shoulders, and obvious man hands

>> No.13882575

>>13882529
You asked me to prove you seek out attention. When an option to avoid negative attention by doing
ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING
was available, you instead intentionally acted out in order to acquire that extra negative attention. You're like a toddler.

I'm also filtering several common (and several uncommon, but food-related) words with fake stutters in them.

>> No.13882576

>>13882572
her name is alice, and her hands are very obviously not mans

>> No.13882578

>>13882551
Show your tits

>> No.13882581

>>13882569
huh?

>> No.13882583

>>13882572
all explained away by bad angles and being older than 25. Most women get vascular hands as they age, yall never seen your mom
s ugly mitts???

>> No.13882588
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>>13882575
R-right, as I said, that's just a lack of imagination <4 There are many reasons to post beyond attention, try again~

>>13882578
No
Add the oregano (the thing I forgot on the ingredients picture) to the dish now.

Can you t-tell I put a lot of effort into these? With tons of PRECISION and RIGOR?

>> No.13882597
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hey tranny janny, i know youre in here jerking off to this fellow tranny

clean this post up for free you stupid nigger

>> No.13882601
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that's a man baby

>> No.13882603
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>>13882578
Okay b-but just this once

>> No.13882607

>>13882601
ah. the mustache gives it away

>> No.13882608
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>>13882601
>>13882601
S-sorry, I'm not, no matter how much you want m-me to have a cock~


Time to add the thing that makes it like a taco! Cumin!
Toss that right in there.

>> No.13882609

Why are you wearing a bra when you have no tits lmao

>> No.13882611

>>13882588
I'm impressed. Your traps are absolutely shredded. What's your routine, dude?

>> No.13882613

>>13882572
Meh. I can still happily pull myself off to the webms.

>> No.13882615

>>13882607
That's n-not a mustache, that's literally just my cheeks. I'm smiling, dumbass.

>>13882609
I h-have B cups, sorry~

>> No.13882618

>>13882362
that's a dude

>> No.13882621

>>13882615
what? its black like facial hair. looks like a mustache to me. and no need to call names dude, chill

>> No.13882622

>>13882601
:^)

>> No.13882623

>>13882609
Push up bra

>> No.13882630

>>13882607
Do you not understand shadows, Anonymous?

>> No.13882629

>>13882608
Show your ass

>> No.13882631

>>13882618
S-sorry, I'm not <4

>>13882621
It's literally a shadow. Do you n-not...I've got no clue what t-to even say to you.

>>13882629
No.

>> No.13882633

>>13882613
Hell, /b/ of degenerates like you fapping to traps, so I don't care. I just want this tranny to admit he's a dude.

>> No.13882638
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>>13882633
Not g-going to admit to something that isn't true <4 Prove I'm male, until then, fuck off <4

Give the spices a little mix and season the chicken! Make sure you rub the spicse on it so that the chicken absorbs all the yummy flavors!

>> No.13882643
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>> No.13882644

>>13882638
if you've been doxxed where are the dox??????? Alice3d?more like alexander troisdeau

>> No.13882646
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>>13882633
>>13882638

F-Fine I'll show my crotch. I'm obviously a biological woman <4>>

>> No.13882648
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>>13882644
Right here.
>>13882646
Don't try to impersonate me. It's r-rather ineffective.

>> No.13882650
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actual photo of Alice

>> No.13882652

>>13882389
That doesn't look like a Chipolte burrito unless your hands are hug--

Nevermind

>> No.13882657

>>13882646
due, that's a bent forward penis in the crouch

>> No.13882660

>>13882648
B-baka! Don't try and dox me.

>> No.13882662

>>13882650
no that's alice 2d

>> No.13882663

>>13882650
>The Asuka fag is a brain dead retard
Who didn't see that coming

>> No.13882665

>>13882650
A fake girl? I guess I agree to an extent.

>> No.13882668
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>>13882665
Prove it then <4

Bake the chicken for about 15 minutes at 425F or until the juices run clear and the chicken is a toasty 165F, which is safe to eat!

>> No.13882675

>>13882668
all the physical evidence points to you being a man. maybe you should prove you arent if you care enough to keep replying

>> No.13882676

>>13882675
L-literally factually incorrect.
You've provided ZERO physical evidence I'm a man, sorry <4

>> No.13882681

>>13882668
whats the orange sauce on the pan?

>> No.13882682

>>13882668
What size are your feet?

>> No.13882688

>>13882676
you're right i didnt provide any, you supplied it all. every single image and webm looks like a dude

>> No.13882691

>>13882688
S-sorry, but "looks like a dude" is not proof.
That's your own subjective, and wrong, analysis.

>> No.13882692

>>13882682
12 in m-men's but that doesn't PROVE anything

>> No.13882698
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13882698

Alright, n-next step!

Shred that chicken like you're shredding documents that implicate you in an embezzelment scandal.

>> No.13882701

>>13882692
based

>> No.13882706

reminder to like, subscibe and upvote

>> No.13882711

>>13882668
How far back is that face, from your chin?

>> No.13882715

>>13882698
What's your favorute animal? One you really love?

>> No.13882717
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>>13882698
hair extensions dont make you a women

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>>13882715
I love dogs <4

>>13882706
4chan doesn't have upvotes, dear.

>>13882717
My hair is real, s-sorry <4


Combine the chicken and cheese on a tortilla that has a little taco sauce spread around for additional flavor. Then wrap that baby up as shown and pop it into the oven where you can take it out after a few minutes and the cheese should be melty!

>> No.13882728

>>13882681
you never answered this. im trying to follow along but i missed this step somewhere

>> No.13882729

>>13882724
needs pico de gallo

>> No.13882731

>>13882717
Men can grow their hair out, too. Whether they're extensions or not is immaterial.

>> No.13882735

>>13882728
hrt stock

>> No.13882736

>>13882724
have you ever been fucked by a BWC?

>> No.13882738

>>13882728
T-there is no orange sauce in the pan.

>> No.13882741

Posting in a based thread

>> No.13882745

>>13882741

Hello yes Based Police? I wanna report a based thread

>> No.13882747

>>13882681
>>13882728
It's the foil reflecting the green screen.

>> No.13882749

>>13882724
credit for the right folding technique but you are very wasteful
your burrito halved in length when you can get easily get away with a third radius reduction
don't overstuff

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>>13882749
I'll t-take that under consideration <4


Well Anonymous...Dinner is served! I hope that you enjoy this meal as I made it with lots of love <4
We m-might disagree on everything else, but burritos are good eating, no?

>> No.13882759

>>13882675

not even interested in this thread but are you a fucking retard? is this shitposting funny to you? can your brain be any more mkultra fucked from 4chan

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>>13882738
whats this then?

>> No.13882767

>>13882762
My green screen reflecting onto bare aluminium.

>> No.13882768

>>13882762
>>13882747

>> No.13882770

>>13882767
wait what? why is there a green screen?

>> No.13882773

>>13882731
This person, oozes tranny. The jutting chin, the wide shoulders, the masculine frame, a lack of breasts, those man hands, the adams apple, painted fingernails and the dainty movement of a women that he tries to emulate.

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today i will remind them
interesting how the chin leak matches this tranny picture

>> No.13882777

>>13882762
tang

>> No.13882779

>>13882770
he doesn't want his cock to show

>> No.13882782
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>>13882770
B-because people like this guy
>>13882774

Try t-to dox me and smear me with false information.

>>13882773
Literally all of these are wrong.

>wide shoulders
Again, my shoulders are not wide. I've measured them in thread before, try harder

>man hands
Again, compare my hands to a REAL mans, and you can VERY EASILY see they aren't mans

>adams apple
Fuck off. Here I am, no adams apple.
You are just a troll, and you can't get over a woman existing on 4chan.

>>13882779
Try harder.

>> No.13882783

>>13882774
oh no...

>> No.13882792

>>13882782
do you not work in finance?

>> No.13882795

>>13882792
W-what is the relevance of this comment?

>> No.13882796 [DELETED] 

>>13882782
why are you so aggressive and why do you claim you’re being doxed if we’re referring to some random tranny that “isn’t you”?

>> No.13882802

>>13882795
you said he was posting false information

>> No.13882814

>>13882796
I d-didn't claim I am BEING doxxed. I claimed people t-try to dox me.

>>13882802
Alright? Allow me to rephrase. H-he is LARGELY posting false information, such as all the cosplay pictures that aren't m-me and claiming I sell childrens organs on amazon.

Sorry, I didn't figure that specific fact w-was material to it being falsifications.

>> No.13882823

>>13882782
>I have no adams apple
Yes you do, stop looking upwards and turning to the side
>i dont have wide shoulders
you have a V taper

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>>13882823
L-literally posted me not having one. Try again.


Well, Anonymous.. That's my thread! I hope that you enjoyed it and I will be back tomorrow with another yummy dish!

As always, s-stay safe, wash your hands, and I l-love you <4

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>> No.13882833

>>13882828
R-right, thanks for proving I'm female <4 No adams apple

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>>13882828

>> No.13882839

>>13882838
Not me, go back to /bant/

>> No.13882843

>>13882814
are you jewish?

>> No.13882844

>>13882833
Those aren't the same people. One is female the other is male

>> No.13882853

>>13882833
youre stretching your neck, looking upwards and turning. that essentially pushes your flesh to fill the gaps.

>> No.13882854

>>13882838
actually cuter than what i imagined OP. well done alice, very passable

>> No.13882858

>>13882843
No, Japanese/Korean

>>13882853
I'm n-not actually, it's just tilted up to make it easier to see.

>>13882854
That isn't me, I'm biologically female

>> No.13882859

>>13882362
i cant cook but your burritos made me hungry. what should i get from taco bell?

>> No.13882862

>>13882859
I w-would recommend trying to cook this recipe <4 It's quite easy!

>> No.13882875

>>13882858
you're clearly looking leftwards and up.

>> No.13882884

>>13882839
Ihave to admit the whole helping anonymous thing is sketchy. just why? this whole endevour has to be borne out of boredombut why subject yourself topossible psychological, physical harm on top of the threat of being doxxed. the consequences of which could hurt your job security.

>> No.13882893

>>13882884
W-why? because I'm Anonymous.
If someone was walking into the street in front of you, and didn't see a car coming, wouldn't you reach out?

This is my home, so I want to help clean it up <4

>> No.13882897

>>13882893
>wouldn't you reach out?
Only to push him over.

>> No.13882899

>>13882897
W-why?

>> No.13882901

>>13882843
asking the real quastions

>> No.13882902

>>13882858
Well I don't think you're a tranny and I think that you're pretty cute!

>> No.13882904

>>13882902
G-glad to hear it <4

>> No.13882907

>>13882884
gives him a thrill. he's fucked obviously, but too scared to kill. So instead, the poofta acts like a woman

>> No.13882912

alice, what are your thoughts on this thread >>13874686

>> No.13882916

Strange way to title a Cringe thread.

>> No.13882922

>>13882916
It's n-not a cringe thread, so try again~

>>13882912
I like it!

>> No.13882925

>>13882912
>no webms
>shitty third world looking soup
W-what a baka thread desu <4!

>> No.13882927

>>13882925
too bad she already responded to it idiot

>> No.13882928

>>13882899
For fun.

>> No.13882929
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>>13882893
I was banned from anekiho chat, can you unban me again? I though u said no permanent bands!

>> No.13882931

>>13882929
>(BLACKEDanon), (Im_a_huge_pussy), (Blu), (frenchrxn)

Which are you?

>> No.13882932

>>13882927
>she
and im the idiot

>> No.13882942

>>13882931
obviously frenchrxn

>> No.13882949

>>13882942
fixed

>> No.13882965
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>>13882507
Yes

>> No.13883022

>>13882774
holy seethe batman

>> No.13883100

>>13882922
you are so unoriginal

>> No.13883117

>>13882907
kek, I want to see this anon psychoanalyze everybody as a show. Not 'experiencing countertransferance from an event with his father 20 years ago'..., but 'wants to kill but instead does X'. Straight for the jugular

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>>13882698
I always find the folding to be the hardest part...I think you did great! Even the "pros" at Chipotle or other comparable shops have like a 60-70% success rate in my experience. It's really hard to find that sweet spot in volume... like >>13882749 sed, it's most important not to overstuff (which I do every time, inevitably making a giant taco).
Also, there's something about those presses they have in the shop, it makes the burrito tortilla super flexible and I wish I could give that a try; I usually end up pan-frying the burito-sized flour tortilla in a very little bit of oil or butter for a nice crunch on the outside of my burrito-sized taco.
Thanks for the thread, chipotle-style burritos are my favorite.

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>>13882375
100 lbs is heavy for a little shit like you

>> No.13883284

>>13883154
poor kid, that's not fun for him

>> No.13883304
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>>13882362
Reddit tier normie shit back and flooding /ck/

>> No.13883311

>>13883304
S-sorry, I'm not from reddit, I'm from /b/

>> No.13883318

>>13882362
if you really want to do OC join me and help the /ck/ 4CC team <5

>> No.13883323

>>13883318
T-tell me how to contact you dear

>> No.13883345

>>13883323
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Contact#.2Fck.2F

whatever you prefer

>> No.13883352

>>13883345
you ruined /sp/

>> No.13883360

Hey OP, does the name James Clark ring any bells?

>> No.13883364

>>13883345
S-sorry, I'm not into tripfags

>> No.13883370

>>13883345
why is there no /b/ team?

>> No.13883373
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>>13883352
i guess i did

>>13883370
there is

>>13883364
i only trip because i have to for this

>> No.13883376

>>13883373
I don't see a /b/ team

>> No.13883381

>>13883373
If an activity r-required you to tripfag, you should not do the activity

>> No.13883383
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13883383

Thanks for another cook along thread. An actual good /ck/ related threead.
Question: Why not add something green? Avocado? Cilanto? Anything to maker the dish pop.

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>>13883376
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//b/
>(you)

>>13883381
every board needs someone to sacrifice themself

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>NO TIMESTAMP
OP confirmed larp.

>> No.13883409

>>13883408
you can't larp on an imageboard you retard

>> No.13883410
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13883410

anyway:

3 weeks till /ck/ takes to the field again

>> No.13883415

>>13883410
stop spamming alices thread

>> No.13883471

>>13883415
Blow it out your ass

>> No.13883477

>>13883471
no

>> No.13883480

>>13883415'
I'm not alice baka
i ain't spamming shit

>> No.13883485

>>13883480
stop spamming alice

>> No.13883490

>>13883485
no

>> No.13883531

thanks alice!

>> No.13883537

>>13883531
M-my pleasure <4

>> No.13883580

>>13883537
cumslut

>> No.13883644

Hey Alice rumor is you got 3 X chromosomes

>> No.13883650

>>13883644
I d-do. It's a s-somewhat common genotypical abnormality. The only r-real symptom I have is I'm q-quite tall for a Japanese woman.

>> No.13883661

>>13883650
Any mental issues like the 'tism, mood disorders, intellectual issues, personality disorders?

>> No.13883667

>>13882519
thanks for posting the solution, bud

>> No.13883670

>>13883661
Just depression <4

>> No.13883689

I hate attention seeking tranners back to /tttt/ for you hon

>> No.13883694

>>13883689
S-sorry, I hate attention <4 Try again~

>> No.13883703

>>13883694
>hates attention
>posts on 4chan with successful I'M A GIRL LOOK AT ME POSTS
>has a twitch and a YouTube (with no following but still
>has trendy depression for attention

Kek

>> No.13883717

>>13883703
I d-don't make those <4
I made a twitch because Anonymous demanded I do so in 2017
and depression isn't trendy, it's a mental disorder.

Try again <4

>> No.13883718

>>13883360
hmm, seems kind of strange this went unanswered

>> No.13883720

>>13882362
Kill yourself.

>> No.13883727

>>13883703
>trendy depression
lol what the fuck

>> No.13883728

>>13883720
No thanks!

>> No.13883730

>>13883727
>>13883717
It's cool for women to be depressed these days, hence why everyone is pretending. Check out reddit/social media

>> No.13883736

>>13883730
It's n-not cool at all, it's a mental illness and it's p-pretty awful.

I've also had it my whole life, but I'm sure you'll just say I'm making that up.

>> No.13883756

>>13883736
Alright, g-good night /ck/! I'll b-be banned in the morning, so it w-was nice posting with you tonight <4

Stay safe, wash your hands, I love you <4

>> No.13883757

>>13883736
in your blog you say that you were betrayed many times, 2006 was a poignant year what happened then?

>> No.13883761

>>13883736
How well off are you / your family financially?

>> No.13883765

>>13883736
Nobody gives a shit.
Go start a blog instead of shitting up /ck/
I normally encourage all actual cooking OC here but you're insufferable and you always have been. I guess you get off on being hated.

>> No.13883775

I am sick of this mental disordered tranny pretending to be a female. You are not and never will be a woman and anyone feeding into your delusions is actively harming you. Get real therapy to solve your mental disorder and not the snake oil salesmen that tell you cutting your organs off and mutilating your body will solve your issues. You are not fooling anyone here about having a real vagina.

>> No.13883785

>>13883775
she's not pretending to be a female, she is VERY OBVIOUSLY female. if you can't accept this, you are the one with the mental issues lmao

>> No.13883790

>>13883765
I like her, and you are a cunt

>> No.13883791

>>13883775
I think she just says that she is because she -actually- is.

>> No.13883795

>>13883718
>>13883360
>>13883756
I just wanna know about James Clark, did he have any good recipes?

Seems kind of rude to ignore a question like this.

>> No.13883796

>>13883775
I don't care if she has a dick or not and I don't know why you would.
This kind of blatant attentionwhoring wouldn't be any more acceptable from a guy, would it?

This isn't a cooking thread and the janitor would have to be completely fucking retarded to believe it is.
It's like those /pol/bait threads that very marginally mention food. What kind of fucking idiot falls for that? It's 4chan, not a courtroom, so why is shit like this allowed on a technicality?

>> No.13883798

>>13883796
I wouldn't mind alice3D-like behavior if it came from a guy, but only if he would actually make an effort to wear cute cosplay outfits.

>> No.13883802

>>13883785
If you are dumb enough to think this VERY OBVIOUS man is a female. Then I can't help that you have such an extremely low IQ

>> No.13883803

>>13883796
but this IS a cooking thread. every post OP made at the start was literally a cooking tutorial from start to finish.

>> No.13883810

>>13883802
She's a girl and the reading you're making into her being a tranny is completely unfounded.

>> No.13883825

>>13883810
Man hands, man build, man chin, and wont show his face. Its a delusional tranny man pretending to be a female. I don't give a shit if he is reading, I don't simp for delusional people feeding off beta energy.

>> No.13883841

>>13883825
Who's recording the vocaroos then?

>> No.13883844

>>13883803
It's blatant attentionwhoring with some lazy cooking added in so she has an excuse to post it here.
Are you the kind of retard who thinks a thread with a photo of Elizabeth Warren and the text "what's your favorite native american dish?" is about cooking too?

>> No.13883876

>>13883844
Doesn't look lazy to me, also there's quite a difference. It's fucking 16 webms with instructions on how to cook a dish. That's a stark contrast from a liz warren picture.

I mean jesus, that's a pretty gross exaggeration on your part. I mean if you take issue with all the posts following that, whatever.

But to say that there isn't actual effort put into making this a cooking thread, you are out of your fucking mind.

>> No.13883901

>>13882646
I didn't think you were a tranny but thats an unconvincing pic honestly. Post with legs spread but keep it at that angle so not so lewd but able to confirm no penis

>> No.13883920

>>13883844
Faggot its high effort content no matter what your pin dick brain thinks.

>> No.13883948

>>13883901
That's not OP genius

>> No.13883990

>>13883920
It's not about the cooking, though, and you'd have to be an idiot to think it is.

>> No.13884043

women don't stutter type only transwomen trying too hard to pass as feminine do

>> No.13884051

Can I make cassoulet in a toaster oven?

>> No.13884057

>>13884051
please take that to a food and cooking thread, we're having political discussions in here

>> No.13884060

>>13884051
I have done that a few times. It came out nicely.

>>13884057
plus one

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>>13882362
How do u feel about beans in chili

>> No.13884074

>>13882458
nice handlebar mustache

>> No.13885075

>>13883796
I'm n-not attention whoring, this is a cooking thread, sorry <4

>> No.13885078

>>13883825
>man hands
nope
>man build
nut uh
>wont show face
gets death threats daily

try again

>> No.13885084

>>13884043
nah this is just speculation

>> No.13885090

>>13885075
Weird question, but do you have a bush?

>> No.13885138

>>13885090
I'll c-chose not to answer that, thanks <4

>>13884074
I d-don't have one, sorry <4

>> No.13885188

>>13885138
Bushes are hot though

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>>13882447
>that man chien
niggas out here tryna pose as a femoid lookin like handsome dexter

>> No.13885414

>>13885195
bump from dr.savitar@gmail.com

>> No.13885419 [DELETED] 

>>13882389
>>13882362
>>13882417
>>13882447
>>13882458
>>13882522
>>13882540
>>13882551
>>13882588
>>13882638
>>13882698
>>13882826
this is a male human. posting.

>> No.13885424

>>13885419
it isn't

>> No.13885509

>>13885424
It is

>> No.13885520 [DELETED] 

>>13885424
stop. just stop trying to damage control. you're hideous and its disgusting in nature to see a male try to 'be a female'. this is outrageous.

>> No.13885521 [DELETED] 

>>13885419
we're all aware.

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kek. tranny janny deleting posts. little early to be this butthurt.

hopefully tranny-chan op makes another thread tonight so you can police it

>> No.13885579

>>13885521
You'd b-be wrong <4

>> No.13885598 [DELETED] 

I can’t wait for Trump to be re-elected so he can arrest all you degenerate trannies and send you to concentration camps to be euthanized in ovens.

>> No.13885607

>>13882362
I can't wait for alice to reveal her lovely face and finally be the queen /ck/

>> No.13885610

>>13885607
she already has

>> No.13885622

>>13885610
no she hasn't

>> No.13885656

>>13882447
wtf? all these years of trolling and you just show your chin like that?

>> No.13885664

>>13885656
shes shown it before, huh?

>> No.13885678

>>13885664
>she

>> No.13885684

>>13885678
correct, she

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>>13885684
yeah. steve
i mean alice is totally a woman

pic strongly related

>> No.13885731

>>13885703
correct alice is a woman
whose steve