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>tuesday is the new friday
But would anyone really know what day it was if it weren’t for fast food restaurants sending you promotional deals via text message? Did you do anything nice /ck/ related two weeks into this apparently indefinite lock-down? I nuked a couple sliders, whipped up an egg cream, and picked up some Taco Bell – for good measure.

>> No.13858556

Kill yourself, fat faggot.

>> No.13858570

>>13858547
>Toki
I'd rather actually have Cutty or J&B, not an overpriced re-bottling.

>> No.13858577

>>13858547
Post Wrist

>> No.13858609

>>13858547
Die. Die now. Die you worthless piece of shit. Die.

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>> No.13858623

> sliders
> not the usual burgers
OP confirmed for a cook in some burger place currently on lockdown

>> No.13858642 [DELETED] 

>>13858633
Nah anon just keep hydrated youll be fine

>> No.13858647

>>13858547
I want to have taco bell as a cheat meal. I trust your judgment since you have it often. If youre spending around 15 how would you customize your meal? Thanks in advance

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>>13858547
The Triplelupa is still on the menu, somehow. Anyone else drive over to pick up their random free taco and wonder if it was some kind of April Fools prank?
>board infection level: minimal
Haha. We'll see how long that lasts. (Lots of low quality posting as of late.)

>> No.13858696

>>13858556
he already is, just very slowly

>> No.13858822
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>>13858647
I occasionally go a little overboard, but I’d never spend $15 on fast food. My usual orders are well documented – but many anons don’t agree with my taste. Avoid any combo other than the “$5” boxes, load up on dollar burritos, start with a dollar nachos. Onions and red sauce are free, and you should get every burrito grilled. Avoid the grillers and the quesaritos; they’re just smaller versions of other, cheaper burritos that they charge extra for because they come grilled. Try all the sauces and come to the conclusion yourself that fire is all you need. Don’t open anything grilled, and don’t do that retarded, “take a bite, squeeze on some sauce, repeat” BS; TB is meant to be dipped. And that’s one of the top 3 reasons not to order a crunchwrap. The quality of the protein options are inversely proportional to their price, and the 5 layer is still the best premium item. Burritos reheat swimmingly. If you have to get a taco, get it soft al fresco, and add the cheese scraps from your other items. Their jalapenos aren't bad - mild and sweet - but if you're not being lazy just buy a jar from the store and add your own.

>> No.13858859

>>13858570
Ther's literally nothing wrong with re-bottled whisky

>> No.13858895
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>>13858609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyd8dY8rRtA

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>>13858570
I used to buy J&B when I first came of age. I picked up the Toki on a drunken whim when I saw it on deep sale, and everyone here told me it's strictly for mixing. I don’t mix drinks often, which is why it’s barely been touched, but it’s not bad in an egg cream.

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>>13858920
The egg cream is such a joyful drink that I'd really recommend drinking it out of your grumpy bear glass, whiskey or not.

>> No.13858963 [DELETED] 

>>13858943
Those look good. I hope you don't mind me having one anon.

>> No.13858964
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>>13858931
Went a little light tonight and only got one extra burrito. 63% of anons will disagree, but I think the loaded nacho is better than the chipotle chicken.

>> No.13858979

>>13858547
I was bout to call you a fat fuck but I'll let you off this time for DQV

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>>13858964
>tonight's condiments and sides
I was going to say that it's looking like liquor, pickles, and hot sauce was keeping this thread safe, but then this asshole >>13858979 showed up.

>> No.13859004

>>13858992
>>13858979
>>13858964
>>13858931
>>13858920
>>13858895
>>13858859
>>13858822
>>13858696
>>13858655
>>13858647
>>13858623
>>13858621
>>13858609
>>13858577
>>13858570
>>13858556
>>13858547
COOF COOF

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>>13858992
Dirty Dick's is pretty nice on frozen White Castle.
>>13859004
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?

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>>13859044
People kept asking what those pickled jalapenos were in the jar and they're just that. I've just been too lazy to pull them out and use them recently, but they're great on the nachos and pretty much everything.
>>13858577
>Wrist
I like that you capitalized "wrist". There's nothing particularly special about it, but I appreciate the recognition nonetheless.

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>>13859200
>i-i shouldn't have replied to those dirty crossboarders
Pro-tip: red cabbage is strictly a side dish.

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>>13859269
If I don't engage with the infected and just post alcohol I'll be alright. R-right?

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>>13859349
I don't know if anyone ever bought these Doritos tacos, but they occasionally give them away just for showing up, so I guess they were never popular.

>> No.13859611
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>>13859600
The regular hard shell tacos aren't that good to begin with (and should be a dollar), but these doritos tacos are just a giant salt bomb. I'm not feeling very well guys.

>> No.13859636

>>13858655
And you're most of the low quality posting.

>> No.13859653

>TBfag got infected
ridiculously based

>> No.13859657

>>13859407
*Licks your face*
You taste like infection.

>> No.13859661

>>13859653
What do you expect? He eats nothing but junk and drinks alcohol all the time, so of course his immune system is terrible.

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Fried catfish, hush puppies and homemade tartar sauce. Didn't expect to find the catfish tucked away in the freezer so I made it a treat for myself.

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>>13859611
The triplelupa has been consistent, and surprisingly good (other than that one time they forgot to fry the shell). I don't think I've ordered an LTO premium box so many times that didn't have a promotion attached.
>>13859653
My mistake was almost immediately obvious; I've been on a two week bender.
>>13859661
My immune system is stellar.

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>>13858556
lol

>> No.13860145

>>13860127
>my immune system is stellar
Between your diabetes and everyday normal wheezing from carrying your ham planet body around, it was nice know you but it really hasn't.

>> No.13860218

>>13860135
based. good catch.

>> No.13860993

>>13858822
Thank you TB bro

>> No.13860997
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>> No.13861451

Dude I love your threads, I really wanna know how fat you are though?

>> No.13861678

>>13860127
>My immune system is stellar
Yeah you keep thinking that champ.

>> No.13861826

are you *coof 600 *coof pounds *coof coof*

>> No.13862006

>>13858547
What is the green sauce? Pico gallo?

>> No.13862022

>>13862006
boogers

>> No.13862110

>>13859004
im imune nigga

>> No.13862116

>>13859004
im immune nigga

>> No.13862122

>>13858547
How disappointed are you with the Toki?
I bought a bottle a while ago and found it really boring and bland. It opens up a little with a splash of water, but not enough to justify the price.

>> No.13862123

>>13862110
>>13862116
haaaaaaa choo

>> No.13862142

>>13862123
Still cant touch me hehehe

>> No.13862407

Toki isn't terrible. They just charge way too much for what it is.

>> No.13862422

>>13858547
Kill yourself you fat waste

>> No.13862473

Why is everyone being so hostile to the supreme gentleman

>> No.13862720
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Whenever a box comes with cinnamon twists and a hard shell taco I sub the twists for chips and guac and switch the hard shell taco for a soft al fresco.

>> No.13862736

>>13859774
Like this?

>> No.13862743

you ever get the green shits from too much greens

>> No.13862744
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>>13862720
Put the mini chalupa inside the taco along with a few chips dipped in guac, a fire sauce, and some jalapenos. Haha, who’s immune system isn’t stellar?

>> No.13862924

>>13862744
Your's isn't. If you really think your immune system is "stellar" then you are delusional, which, after reading your posts I can tell you definitely are. You drink every day, eat fast food and junk food, and I suspect that you rarely ever exercise based on everything I know about you from these threads. You're very smug and think highly of yourself in your posts but I suspect you aren't actually like that in real life. I believe you post these threads on here because you don't get the attention you think you need in real life or on social media. You'll continue to post on here, hoping that people will reply and continue to feed you the attention you crave. One day, your lifestyle will catch up to you and you'll be found dead from either the booze, the terrible food, or from a car wreck from the drunk driving you do on a constant basis.

>> No.13862965

>>13862689
Mix in a bit of raisin. A bit sour chips in the very sweet food is really good.

>> No.13862971

why doesn't 4channel support emojis? I want to use lots of faces when I make a comment

>> No.13863196 [DELETED] 

>>13862977
too sweet for me

>> No.13863199
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>>13862744
This is the best part of the triplelupa box. The only problem is that you only get one taco. I’d buy two more if they were only a dollar, but maybe next time I’ll get a couple loaded nacho burritos fresco and ungrilled – which is difficult for me – and try putting the other two chalupas right in the burritos.
>>13862924
Haha, autism.

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I agree the tri-tip is probably the best.

A solid performer, however, is the flank steak.

Economy, taste, versatility, ease of preparation.

>> No.13864390

>>13859700
How come southerners do everything in corn meal? Doesn't that get old?

>> No.13864569

>>13864490
>coffee ep
>everyone: this is what i like to drink

>priya: my mom drinks this, here are my parents

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>>13864579
they're pretty nice breasts though

>> No.13864587

>>13863199
He is right though. You are a fat fuck and should kys for drunk driving.

>> No.13864599

>>13864390
It has been months since I've used any cornmeal before this catfish. Like I said, I didn't expect to find it so I made a meal of it. Plenty leftover and reheats fine in the oven, though obviously fresh out of the fryer is best. I usually just do a simple flour breading on most things. Sufficed to say, it is not old for me yet since I rarely use it. I could probably start incorporating it in my pizza process.

>> No.13864606

>>13862924
Kino projection. You should be selling tickets.

>> No.13864710

>>13864587
Some people drive better with a little liquor in their systems.

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>>13858547
what the fuck is wrong with you
and what the fuck is that human centipede burrito
it must be what's wrong with you

>> No.13864992

>>13858822
For the amount of thought you've put into this, you could just cook.

>> No.13865114

>>13864992
I'm not following your logic.

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nigga you fat as fuck!

>> No.13865151

>>13864710
Good, here's to hoping you're the one under that persons vehicle when they hit you.

>> No.13865275

>>13865114
You spend as much time fucking around with your food as you would cooking it.

>> No.13865309

>>13865275
"No"

>> No.13865557

>>13858931
egg cream? wtf is that big anon?
also nice bear glass

>> No.13865686

>>13858547
I'm going to try one of those human centipede chalupas after my laundry is done. Good job tubby TB enthusiast. It's working.

>> No.13866002

>>13858547
>Description An egg cream is a cold beverage consisting of milk, carbonated water, and flavored syrup. Despite the name, the drink contains neither eggs nor cream.
Americans, ladies and gentlemen

>> No.13866557

>>13866002
>milk
>carbonated water
>flavored syrup
Pretty sure all of those things aren't exclusive to America.

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>>13865557
U-bet chocolate syrup, milk, and then add seltzer water as you're mixing it up. Good old fashioned Jewish deli drink. Don't knock it till you try it.

>> No.13866935

>>13866841
I'm this guy >>13865686
I tried it and I'm not real happy about it. I think 2 regular chalupas taste better and they're about the same size of this weird fry bread amalgamation. And cinnamon sticks are the worst. They should just do fries or nachos instead.

>> No.13867019

>>13866935
Regular chalupas are the same weird fry bread, the ratios are just different. And why would you get cinnamon sticks in the first place?

>> No.13867267

>>13865275
But then what do you do after you spend all your time cooking and there's no time left to fuck around?

>> No.13868455

>>13858547
Are you going to eat the Dragon Quest game box as well?

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>>13866841
Here's tonight's haul.

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>>13869134
I decided to go with the triplelupa and three loaded taco burritos with the intention of putting each of the mini chalupas inside a burrito. The triplelupa has onions added and the burritos have red sauce (and are un-grilled...).

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>>13869174
Can't not start with a dollar nachos, add onions.

>> No.13869235

>>13869208
Have you tried the new 1 dollar grande burritos? They aren't bad for a buck

>> No.13869254

what does your toilet look like afterwards?

>> No.13869264

>>13858547
Just like the tranny faggot, you need to die now. You are destroying the country.

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>>13869208
Went pretty minimal tonight and just did a simple side of collard greens.
>>13869235
>have you tried the new 1 dollar grande burritos
That's what the loaded taco burritos are, silly. I had been buying the triplelupa box and started wrapping one of the mini chalupas in the taco, so decided to just use three dollar grande burritos instead. I don't really care about the drink or the chips and dip - and though I wouldn't usually buy a single item for more than $3, for an extra ~50 cents it seemed like a good deal in comparison. I kind of regret not getting one chipotle chicken, but I'm always disappointed with those.

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>>13869274
I intentionally only bought two handle of vodka tonight after realizing that I never would have left the house if I wasn't out. On a more scientific note, I discovered that 4 handles just about perfectly gets me through 1 week.

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>>13869314
Grocery store shelves are starting to look pretty normal again. They were still out of my bagels so I had to settle for Killer Dave's. Fortunately I have a high quality toaster to pick up the slack.

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>>13869364
>orange, passion fruit, guava
Haha, silly Wink. That's not how you spell POG.

>> No.13869439

Have you considered not being an alcoholic?

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>>13869435

>> No.13869458
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>>13869435
Nothing like Southern Greens with Southern California hot sauce and some nice bourbon.
>>13869446
Haha, did you also watch the second season of Happy? That shit was silly.

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>>13869439
>have you considered not being an alcoholic?

>> No.13869819

>>13869439
Yeah. Not going well.

>> No.13869841

>>13869264
He's killing himself slowly, it's a free freakshow

>> No.13871228

>>13866841
>Jewish
cringe

>> No.13871390

>>13871228
>being poor
Cringe.

>> No.13871951

>>13858547
Kill yourself fatass

>> No.13872032

>>13858931
>>>13858920
>The egg cream is such a joyful drink that I'd really recommend drinking it out of your grumpy bear glass, whiskey or not.

So I wasn't the only one that noticed the care bear glass.

>> No.13872351

>>13872032
Pretty sure OP knew what glass he was using.

>> No.13872372

>>13858822
They charge for onion at my tb. No fair.

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>>13858547
made some bread

>> No.13872785

>>13872372
Taco Bell seems really inconsistent from location to location on what they charge extra for and how much.

>> No.13872975

>>13872785
I even had one girl not too long ago that refused to grill my burrito more or less by trying to tell me it couldn't be done. I didn't argue but took a fuck ton of sauce on the way out

>> No.13873762
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>>13869458
It's always a big let down to unwrap a burrito and find it ungrilled - even when you ordered it that way. These were also on the smaller side, which is disappointing, though it's okay since I purchased them with the intent of using them as chalupa wrappers.

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>>13873762
I know it's sacrilege, but here's the loaded taco grande burrito opened up.

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>>13873796
Add jalapenos and fire sauce.
>>13872975
>refused to grill my burrito more or less by trying to tell me it couldn't be done
That doesn't make sense. The grills are usually right across from the drive through window, so you should be able to point at them from the counter.

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>>13873799
The camera must have gotten upset with the prospect and only produced blurry demon images. I swear I put a mini chalupa in there.

>> No.13873883

Doesn't this destroy your stomach? I shart

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>>13873883
Why would it? Taco Bell is actually pretty healthy.

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Made carbonara, it was delicious

>> No.13874098

>>13874067
Do you fart a lot?

>> No.13874170

>>13874098
Everybody farts.

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>>13869446
>>13869458
Haha.

>> No.13875259

>>13874170
Do you fart more than the average person? Also, how is your blood pressure?

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>>13874067
>Taco Bell is actually pretty healthy

>> No.13876099

>>13874084
Looks delicious. Recipe?

>> No.13876180

>>13872385
Looks like shit fatass. Kill yourself and your shitty shill threads.

>> No.13876315

>>13876180
What's he shilling? Bread machines?

>> No.13876533

>>13873796
>>13873799
There's nothing there. You got robbed.

>> No.13876549

>>13875276
Get a powerbowl and not some cheese filled shit.

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>>13876549
>cheese is unhealthy

>> No.13877069

I thought the chalupa was discontinued, couldn't find it on Postmates. Am I mistaken? Please say yes it's easily the best item.

>> No.13877164

>>13876549
nobody goes to taco bell for anything not filled with cheeses and sauces

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>>13858547
This a whole dinner? I'm legitimately impressed.

>> No.13877177

>>13858547
Full list of items?

teach me the way master. I wish to follow you.

>> No.13878191

>>13873799
I should have just pointed, but getting it grilled didn't seem worth starting an argument with the cashier. She was black, if that helps to explain anything.

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>>13876099
I don't have exact quantities but

For 4 you need:
500g long pasta (spaghetti, spaghettoni, linguine)
5 eggs
Some guanciale (pancetta, bacon or similar if you can't find guanciale)
Grated Pecorino Romano (or Parmiggiano, Grana Padano...)
Black pepper

First you need to mix 4 egg yolks, 1 whole egg and some grated pecorino together to make the egg sauce (it's always 1 egg yolk/person plus 1 whole egg)
Fry the guanciale in a pan, without oil
At the same time cook your pasta al dente, then mix into the pan with the guanciale
Take the pan off the stove (really important if you don't want scrambled eggs) and pour the egg sauce in, stir well
Serve with a lot of pepper and grated cheese

>> No.13878827

I ate 6 cheese and beans in one sitting tonight. I always get 6, but generally eat 3 and 3, over 2 days. I ate all of them for some reason, and I can feel my heart beating out of my chest.

>> No.13878919

This retarded fat fuck shoves down Taco Bell, whiskey, burgers and vodka every night and basically you're fucking stupid

>> No.13878940

>>13878919
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