/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What's the point in the lettuce? One pissy little piece and at the bottom. Disgraceful.

>>13862988
i can tell you, as a chef, that that burger is going to taste like shit
bun is overtoasted, meat is charred and not in a good way, tomatos look mealy and are unevenly sliced, and the lettuce is crap

>>13864470
Food styling/art. You're not meant to eat the picture, so it doesn't matter that there isn't enough lettuce on the burger to taste good.

>>13862988
>annoy
But go on /ck/ when I'm hungry because I enjoy seeing tasty looking food while hungry.

>>13864777
Can you post proof you are a chef, for posterity?

>>13862988
That's pretty horrible looking and seems like from california, I wouldn't feed that shit to a stray cat.

>>13865058
"food stylist" That's a great job title that'll get one one far in life. Can one be more pathetic and annoying than that?

"food stylist" like a homosexual straight from hollywood

>>13865125
It makes people want to eat corporate-mandated boilerplate slop. Is it deceptive? Entirely. Does it work? Lizard brain want num-nums.

>>13865170
The only thing missing from your post is the picture of you wearing a fedora, slightly tipped of course.

>>13865172

I don't know what you have against what I said. It's literally what food styling is made to do.

>>13865058
I eat whatever the fuck I want faggot

>>13865185
And what you want is influenced by what you see and what you've had in the past, not to mention how naturally contrarian you are.

>>13865196
nah mate some of us aren't drowning in oestrogen like you. i eat whatever the fuck i feel like

>>13865223
Keep breaking the system, freedom fighter!

>>13862988

>>13865180
I'm not him, but I can virtually guarantee it was the retarded way you expressed it that he did not like

>>13865267
>hating how a sentence is worded so much that it triggers your fight or flight reflex

>>13864470
wilting and fading into whatever shit cheese that is, apparently.

>>13865312
>crinkle cut

>>13865762
>throbbing faggot with awful taste

>>13865762
delicious

>>13862988

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>>13865751
Maybe the bitch is sliding into molten velveeta?

>>13862988
Hunger literally doesn't exist anymore in this world.

>>13866103
we live in a society...

>>13865312
What's with those patties? Why do they look so unappetizing and artificial? I like the crinkles though.

>>13866548
Gotta have some of these while drinking some beers.

>>13862988

>>13862988
got all 4 wisdom teeth cut out this morning and this thread is really doing it for me while i slurp down apple sauce and dribble it on my dress on accident.

>>13866851
nice try faggot

>>13866851
drink a milkshake tranny

God I miss restaurants and not eating everything out of a styrofoam container or box.

>>13866629
looks yummy

>>13866629
where does he get hats in that size? they look enormous, and he has one for every color.

>>13866924
At the big brain store

>>13862988
What a jackass. I'm actually on my 2nd day of fasting

>>13866877
ok, since everyone else is afraid to ask: what am i looking at here? looks art déco, but what is it?

>>13868097
why come on a food board you madman?

>>13868112
Have you fasted before?

>>13866877
smooth

i did supper skinny, now i'm going for super fat.

>>13866629
that is absolutely disgusting

>>13868100
it's soap

>>13866145
Did you really ask for no veggies?

>>13870226
Sigh I am struggling with weight right now. Working full time, 2 kids, busy busy busy. I really only need to lose ten pounds to look nice and sexy again, 15 to be looking slim, but I’m so overwhelmed by the idea of losing weight like that I just kind of freaked out. Also happened right before the lockdown that I made a decision to slim down and my gym is closed, I’m working from home with 2 crazy kids, I feel shitty and insecure and just nuts-o.

>>13868100
PB & J with the crusts cut off

>>13872050
Me too, I gained 15 kilos during chemo, and had to keep my weight steady during radiation, but now I need to drop it while isolating