/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13845747
what is YOUR fantasy for a dream man to show up and get your # while you're working, or leave his # in a way that would make you think about it non-stop
i want to bang a qt waitress

>>13845747
What's the weirdest order you've ever received? What's the weirdest customer you've waited on?

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

>>13845747
This is an imposter (look at trip code). Please ignore them. I'll keep posting here though if you guys want.

>>13845747
are you required to wear a skirt and pantyhose?

>>13845775
Tell us about any wild stories that happened at your restaurant

>>13845747
Can you describe what a regular day is like in quarantine?
We haven't been quarantined yet where I'm at, but restaurants are closed except delivery, drive thru, and to go.
I've also been informed my work won't likely close because we're considered an essential business, so I guess I want to know if I'm missing out on anything or if I should be happy I have freedom still. I also don't have any friends or any reason to go anywhere except work

>>13845775
This is for you dennyschan
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>>13845747
How lame do you have to be to imitate a Denny's waitress on a cooking board? Get a hobby.

>>13845747
what's the strangest order you've ever received. what's the largest order you've ever received

Would you suck off a customer for 20 bucks

>>13845764
I wouldn't know I don't like guys. I would be thrilled if a cute girl left me her number though.
>>13845765
One time a guy ordered a stack of 12 pancakes. It looked like a cartoon.
>>13845778
I wish. Just boring pants and polo. I wish they would bring back classic diner aesthetic.
>>13845781
One time this black guy claimed the claw machine stole his money and he demanded ME pay him. We have one of those claw game things you see at arcades in the lobby. He went on and on about it. I told him it's totally out of my hands so he then used our phone to leave a scathing message on the claw machine companies voicemail about how they stole his dollar. Eventually he had to catch a bus so he finally left.
>>13845796
Well since I'm at home I wake up, make some coffee and play some animal crossing until I'm hungry. Then I make some toast or something basic and drink a vitamin c drink and then brush my teeth and wash my face with warm water. Usually watch SteveMre while I eat. Then I browse 4chan and twitter n stuff and play more animal crossing. When it gets dark I turn the projector on and find a classic movie to watch. Last time was Buffalo 66 (Vincent Gallo). Then I'll make dinner and drink a bottle of kombucha. Pomegranate lime this week. Pretty much repeat until sleepy then wash face with mild soap and do my skincare routine n brush floss etc.

>>13845819
Are you thinking of raising your prices?

>>13845837
Are you me? I'm a female in quarantine. Steve's on in the background and I'm grinding AC. Watched 1917 last night and it was amazing. Sending you comfy vibes.

>>13845837
what is YOUR fantasy for a dream girl to show up and get your # while you're working, or leave her # in a way that would make you think about it non-stop
i want to bang a qt waitress
pic related, damn trannies

>>13845846
Comfyyyy. Big time relate sis.

>>13845850
Oh boy I don't even know. I like dominant assertive types so I'd like her to just outright ask me for my number or say something really blunt like "you're really cute" or something.. difficult to imagine mostly guys do this sorta thing.

>>13845872
would it help if a black fella did it?

>>13845876
It would in fact have the opposite effect sir.

>>13845887
why do you think blacks rarely tip?

My upstairs neighbors are fighting right now it's a bit scary. Sometimes they scream at each other in the parking lot and it wakes me up and I can't sleep. I have bad dreams all the time so sleeping is already difficult.

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>>13845901
>Nice!
>>13845896
Gosh idk anon enlighten me.

>>13845899
I hope you can sleep better. Obnoxious neighbors are the worst, especially now that we're all stuck inside.

post more sharks

What'should the biggest wildest fight you ever saw? And did you ever get robbed?

>>13845918
Thanks anon
>>13845922
Pic related
>>13845930
One time this drunk guy freaked out cuz his drunk friends told him his gf was cheating on him. He started yelling in the diner about what everyone had ordered for some reason ("FUCK pancakes FUCK bacon") it was bizarre. Then he left and started banging on all the windows scaring everyone. They left me a good tip cuz they were so ashamed of bringing a lunatic.

And no luckily we've never been robbed. I live in a relatively nice area outside the city.

>>13845922
FORGOT PIC sorry

>>13845837
What other boards do you browse?
Do you hang out with guys as friends or just girls only?

>>13845764
She's a fat lesbo

Oh man, this thread will be a great source of screencaps for me and all my reddit buddies

>>13845999
I'm underweight. Not gonna show you though.
>>13845992
I like /fa/ and /tv/ and /pol/ for the news. And I have like two friends irl but I hardly see them because they live aways away. I don't really go out much except to walk near the river and read books occasionally.

>>13845951
>a denny's waitresses only hobby indoors is to drink and attention whore

Shocking.

>>13846033
Neither are my hobbies. And that bottle has been sitting on my fridge for months.

>>13846021
>I'm underweight
Oh, ok

>>13846043
Ah... So you're not an alcohol after all.
I knew you were too good to be true

>>13846068
I have a huge comforter I sleep under anon.
>>13846076
I drink maybe once a month or if I have company over for whatever reason.

>>13846021
Imagine getting your news off 4chan. No wonder you work for less than minimum wage

>>13846085
No you are huge. If you had anything resembling a decent body you would have posted it by now.

You guys are being rude again. I'm gonna go make some lunch I'll be back later.

>>13846095
(((She))) posted (((her))) body in the previous thread retard. It was toned and fit. Sleek yet robust. Supple yet sassy.

>>13846102
Fuck off and don't come back, cunt eater freak.

>>13846102
You could stand to skip a lunch or three, why not start now?

>>13846085
Once a month. In female obvious damage control speak that's once a week and more since you're forced indoors.

>>13845809
Trannies.

>>13846102
>being rude
Imagine being this new

>>13846162
Imagine WANTING to be a shitfuck.

>>13846102
Don't bother coming back. The dipshits here aren't worth posting OC for. They deserve their Jack and Joey threads.

>>13845747
Can you show us your tits?

>>13846223
Heed your own advice

>>13846250
Thanks you too.

>>13845747
How do I get a girlfriend

Have you watched the cooking with jack show?

>>13845837
>Buffalo 66
HOLY FUCK
I will be your token hetero dude friend for fucking life. We can both ogle Christina Riccis chubby mode fat ass together and play AC and fucking scream at tarantulas.
Sorry dude Ricci has been my jam since I saw casper when I was like 8. I found buffalo 66 one night in highschool on IFC and fell in love with that shit. Her massive fucking 5 head doesn't even phaze me.

I literally can’t imagine what it must be like to have no higher education or desirable skill set, thus forcing you to wait tables at a diner chain. Women are pathetic.

>>13846666
It's called having no goals and getting paid higher tips just for being a woman. Not even a straight woman.

>>13845747
And the attention whoring goes on. Kindly fuck off.

>>13846102
Fuck off then, rugmuncher.

Have they changed the chicken stripes recipe? I could have sworn they used to have more black pepper in the coating.

>>13845747
show puss

>>13845747
Who's Denny?

>>13846102
Don’t bother. Seriously, fuck off. You got your little attention whore thread, and this is now shitting up the board. Don’t make me get fucking nasty. Now piss off.

>>13846021
How big is your penis?

>>13847053
Quit bumping this attention whoring nonsense.

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>>13847063
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Lul u mad.
You're going to throw a fit and break all those POP toys your mom bought you and she's going to get maaaaaad.

>>13847143
seethe tranny

>>13847147
>seethe
I know you are :p. I like knowing right now out there some goofy little kid is fucking red face pissed losing his absolute mind

>>13845747
>>13845747
Hey Denny's what kind of new guitar should I get? A tele or a strat?

Don’t try me, you fucking attention whoring cunt. I will burn you to the fucking ground. You had your little ‘lookitme guiz!’ thread now just fuck off - or you will get exactly what you fucking deserve.

>>13847224
butterscotch tele with a bozz metalzone and boss katana

>>13845846
Marry me plz

>>13845872
You just want a man. I suggest you find one if you ever want to be happy. All the dykes I know are very unhappy and insecure.

i like ur burgers
ur toilets are gross af tho

>>13847147
Stay in your crossdresser obsessed containment board closetfag.

Tits or gtfo whore

>>13845747
>waitress
can i take you on a date

I made oatmeal cookies.

>>13845747
>tranny
>>>r9k

>>13848285
forgot trip oopies

>>13845747
I wanna smell your fart hole after a long days shift

OP is a non passing tranny

>be a gay woman who is grinding animal crossing and enjoys browsing /ck/
>other anon is a gay woman grinding animal crossing
>she's into some youtube shit that I don't watch and I'm not interested in

god fucking dammit, every fucking time.

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>>13846115
That was a different anon who posted that. She hasn't posted her body yet and I don't blame her given where we are.

>>13848285
They look good!

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>>13848428

And the best simprage moment ITT is WINRAR!
>>13847233

Fuck yes your tears are like mana from heaven you samefagging roodypoo.
Break more toys. Punch more holes. Destroy your whole trailer. You can only cry yourself to ash lololololol

Anyways, dennyschan is there anything I should know about the french toast or is It legit? I usually get that instead of pancakes.

>>13848291
Neat. Got a recipe?

>>13845747
>waitress
So you're a tranny, right?

Mods plz nuke this thread

If I was trying to give a hard working waitress a foot massage in an empty 3am Dennys, what's the play?

>>13848285
Man, OP, ur so amazing pls marry me

>>13849388
This.

>>13849388
and while you're at it the taco bell guy one too

>>13845747
Do you have foreign customers ?

post hand

>>13845837
I want to date you Dennyschan. I'm also curled up on the couch about to watch a movie on my projector.
Kombucha of choice is cherry though.

>>13845747
>not violating quarantine to pwn the libcucks

I want to see some Grand Slam Tits, otherwise GTFO

>>13848524
Thanks!
>>13849374
Kinda winged it, but it's two sticks of soft unsalted butter (I used cultured butter) and a cup of sugar creamed together. Then break two eggs in one at a time and blend further. In a different bowl mix the dry ingredients (1 1/4 cup flour, 1/2 tsp baking soda, 1 tsp kosher salt) and then mix into wet mixture slowly until blended. This part you wanna stop until it's juuust mixed together and not go too much otherwise the cookie will be kinda tough. Finally you add 3 cups of rolled oats, and 1 cup of semi sweet chocolate chips and mix. I did dark chocolate because it's the best. Put them on an ungreased baking sheet in heaping piles and put in a preheated oven (325 F) for like 15 minutes maybe little longer until the edges are crispy looking. Cool on wire rack.
>>13849392
I would pay someone to role-play as a Denny's waitress instead of asking me.
>>13849466
Ok
>>13849497
You mean people visiting from another country? Sometimes, but not that often.
>>13850183
Have you tried making your own? It's really easy and cheap.

>>13847012
>Don't make me get fucking nasty.
So edgy.

>>13847233
lollll

>>13845747
Do they still have the blueberry pancake hushpuppies? The only time I ever went to Denny's I got those and they were fire

>>13850432
They're seasonal so they come and go. The new ones for this menu are patriotic red white and blue puppies lol.. I think they still have blueberries in them though.

>>13850334
So how big is your penis?

Why refer to yourself as a waitress unless you are going to post your body? Everyone here has a dick until proven otherwise. You could have just said you work there.

>>13850494
This isn't /b/ I don't have to show my body on a food and cooking board, especially for someone like you. Identifying myself as a waitress is obviously to give people more context for the questions they ask me.

>>13850512
I don't see him deny he has a dick.

>>13850529
You're a creep and you're obsessed with penis.

>>13850334
> Have you tried making your own? It's really easy and cheap.

Really? I always figure with fermented foods that I'd fuck it up and end up poisoned.

>>13850562
>You're a creep

>>13850575
Kombucha is pretty foolproof once you get into the routine. Like the scoby itself is extremely rugged and not likely to become compromised, but even if it does it'll be obvious. All it takes is like 20 minutes of maintenance every week or two and some cheap ingredients to feed it.

>>13850575
the only common fuck up you'll run into is forgetting about it and your whole batch turns to vinegar...

>>13850640
I love the sour vinegar taste desu. I leave mine for a long time until it's crazy sour. It gets slightly more balanced when I bottle it and add juice.

>>13850512
You tell ‘em, OP! Best thread on /ck/ by a mile!

>>13850512
Based OP putting all the little /b/tards right.

>>13848709
Imagine whiteknighting this hard and then getting BTFO this bad HAHAHAHAHHA BRO YOU POSTED CRIIIIINGE

>>13848709
Take your fucking meds retard
>UHHH HURRR DURRR MUH SAMEFAG
[53 posters ITT]

>>13850512
Please marry me.

What do you think of this: https://youtu.be/hspgAxtT2k4

>>13845747
>The word "waitress" is used despite an otherwise completely mundane job
>Guaranteed 300 replies
I thought you retards were better than this

>>13845747
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>>13846102

DUMB SLUT DO NOT COME BACK TITS OR GTFO FUCK ALL WOMEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

t.basedman

>>13850786
Oh wow that was something. Bruce seems like a pretty creative guy.
>>13850774
london

>>13850830
so based

>>13850788
> t. jealous woman
Don’t worry, fatty. You’ll get our attention when you post your own based thread like OP has. We won’t hold our breath.

>>13850460
Too bad you can't come and go right now attention whore.

>>13850983
Another jealous fat girl.

>>13845747
Why didn't you stay in school and got a real job?

>>13850952
>>13850989
Thanks so much for defending me dude, stay safe, I love you.

>>13851078
I'm convinced now more than ever that this "waitress" is a dude

>>13851052
I like my job. I don't believe in this modern sentiment of taking on student debt and getting a "real job" to fulfill some kind of invisible obligation to others. What's the goal? To impress others? I desire only to live a simple and humble life. I think everyone should do what makes them feel fulfilled and anyone who says otherwise is coping for their own failed goals.
>>13851078
>>13851082
Not me. Look at the tripcode, it's another imposter. I have no idea what the point is of impersonating me and saying such mundane things.

>>13851095
>Look at the tripcode

We're not fond of those around here either.

>>13851082
Wow seriously, I've had 2 entire threads already and you incels can't even be bothered to learn my capcode?
That's an IMPOSTER you're replying to, holy shit and I thought I was dumb for being a Denny's waitress.

>>13851107
Lol yes this sounds exactly like me.

>>13851078
The fuck is this? GTFO.

>>13851106
Actually plenty of people seem to be fond of mine, I even have my own personal defender ITT so maybe you should just move along while I dignify myself by giving serious answers to shitpost body requests.

>>13851107
And that’s two threads too much as it is. Just let this fucking attention whore shit die and fuck off to /soc/ if you’re so desperate for attention.

WHAT THE FUCKS UP DENNY'S?!

Wow. Looks like my thread’s going to shit a little. Does anyone want me to post a pic of my ‘body’ so we can get back on track?

Not enough trips ITT.

Post those grand slam Denny’s titties. Please.

>>13851140

you think it's really funny impersonating an innocent young waitress on a serious discussion forum don't you, well when the stress from this triggers my BPD and I kill myself I hope you can live with the shame you fucking BASTARD.

>>13851150
Pls stop pretending to be me.

i like where this thread is going, right to the shitter where it belongs

>>13851140
Asshole.

>>13851140
As if I would EVER resort to posting my body for the filthy fuckers ITT who won't leave me alone, this is why it's so fucking hard being a woman even if I refuse to post my body some rapist will pretend to be me and upload some thot's pictures. UGH

Hold on guys I think work is calling

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>>13850989
Hunnee where'd you go to, I thought you were my friend and now you won't even defend me anymore even though I was going to add you on discord :(

Very cool and funny guys. Add me to your screenshot compilation when you post on r/funny. You sure btfo all roasties. Epic!

>>13851158
I really wish the fakes would leave. Anyways work says I can come back on May 5th so yay!

>>13851210
won't you run out of money by then? also, brunette's or blonde girls your favorite?

>>13851210
do you ever take anything from the restaurant?

>>13850334
>I would pay someone to role-play as a Denny's waitress
Is there a Djinn ITT?

>>13851220
No unemployment kicks ass especially since I don't pay much rent so I'm fine.

>>13851230
Not really. Nothing really to take unless I want some plastic spoons so I don't have to do dishes lol.

>>13851210
Ok, very funny but let’s get back to the thread now pls. This is the real me btw for those guys who were asking.

>>13851220
I prefer redheads. White girls obvs.

>>13851255
Please stop. If you guys are being mean again I'll just go take another shot and head to bed.

>>13845852
>Big time relate sis.

girls are cute

>>13851210
What’s your favourite music OP? Would you ever be prepared to take dick if say it was really long and thick enough?

>>13851255
Ooof baby. I see why the girls might be interested but my dick is diamonds right now. Where you work baby? What town?

>>13851272
I like edm mostly. And ew no. Dicks are sticky icky and not the good kind like in my vape pen lol.

>>13851255
Ha ha I knew you were fat

>>13845747
What's your favorite secret menu order there? (to eat, if not to serve i mean)

>>13851279
Not into guys sorry. Unless you’re a redhead in which event I’m in Tennessee.

>>13851289
Pussy a la bathroom stall. All the girls know it ;)

>>13851255
Ewww. The fuck. I knew she was a fucking landwhale.

>>13851313
>this thread

Um hello? Based department?

>>13851209
You think it's really fucking funny being a dick online don't you?
Being an annoying little twat with no repercussions sure is invigorating to someone as twisted and pathetic as you.
Doesn't matter how many people are chilling and having a good time, who cares what's going on in their lives, that they're just trying to escape from it for an hour or two. As long as you ruin it for everyone else you've had your fun, am I right?
The one I really feel sorry for is your mother, her maternal instincts are blinding her to the fact that she's feeding and housing some little shit who only lives to try to cause others grief from behind a keyboard.
I am fucking OP and this is my last post ITT and it's all the fault of the disruptive, worthless little goblin that I'm replying to.

>>13851327
Whoops forgot my trip

>>13851327
Oh noes. Here come the fucking waterworks. Gtfo attention whore.

>>13851327
Dude, you can white knight her all day long she'll never suck your dick

You guys are so amusing. Can’t wait for the third thread. Someone will definitely start it and I’m going to post just to keep annoying you.

>>13851255
This will be fun to use in other places online

>>13851255
I mean, I’d rail you. Where are you located, OP?