/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13815847
Antisemitic garbage.

>>13815847
>I've been eating nothing but these for the past month or so.

Absolutely based. I love Hungry-Man TV dinners.

>>13815847
OK when you got nothing else. I eat pic related once or twice a week. Don't fucking get the brownie though. At least put some apple sauce or the cranberry sauce they put in the ham and chicken XL dinner.

>>13816617
Oh, and cock.
I'm gay btw, if that matters.

>>13816622
>At least put some apple sauce or the cranberry sauce

The last thing I want in my Hungry-Man meals is fruit and vegetables. I usually avoid buying the ones with vegetables, and if I do buy them the vegetables go straight in the trash.

I dont like them very much but theyre usually edible

See you soon.

>>13815847

I regularly buy the Banquet tv dinners, usually the turkey one and occasionally the BBQ pork meal and I would get their salisbury steak and meatloaf dinners but they insist on putting the mashed potatoes in the same compartment as the meat and gravy, (using the third compartment for an applesauce desert I don’t want) which results in it turning into a soup.

Comfy for a lazy meal, overly salty though so can't be great for you

>>13818138
I eat this one, only problem is, they're pretty small, like a kid size, so I usually have to heat up two in a row

>>13818147

Yeah, the tv dinners back in the day were larger and you got more variety in a meal.

I can eat an entire one of these

Oh yeah, also just wanted to say, any of these frozen meals are in containers that leak a certain kind of plastic into the food, which was only done specifically because it loads it with estrogen, so you don't want to eat a whole lot of any of these since it's basically designed to feminize you if you're a man, or make you go into puberty faster if you're a girl

>>13818238
Damn, that's crazy. I was beginning to wonder why I started wearing dresses around the house.

>>13815847
there are some quite decent ones in my country, the fish and chips one is absolute dogshit tho and i don't know why did they bother with it.

>>13815847
>>13818138
>>13818147
>>13818238
>>13818332
This is why Americans are obese

>>13818341
i'm finnish and i am only slightly over weight.

>>13818341

Just had this bad boy today. 10/10 would recommend.

>>13818341
America America America with you people

Salisbury Steak TV dinners are peak comfy

I would like to try a fresh one but no places around here that make it

>>13818332
the chicken one with cranberry sauce is 5/5 as well

Banquet tv dinners are literally the worst. Stouffers are amazing by comparison.

>>13818341
We're obese because we can handle it.

i usually eat one then beat the shit out of my wife

>>13819030

grand slammed

>>13818341
Bro those don't even have that much food. The Banquet Chicken Fried Beef Steak contains a mere 390 calories. With such small portions it's perfectly reasonable to eat two or three.

>>13819030
Before feminism men didn't have to act like monsters to get some respect at home.

>>13818393
That looks pretty good but it's only 13 ounces of food

>>13818223
The world wasn't ready for tv dinner soup

>>13816623
There's no way you bottom on this kind of diet.

>>13821998

> imagine the smell

>>13820634
If 13 ounces isn't enough for you then you are some kind of a fatass.

>>13822127
Bullshit, weigh your fucking dinners. I guarantee they weigh a couple pound.

I'm going to buy a couple HUNGRY-MAN dinners at the grocery store today boys. Wish me luck!

I’m about to eat two banquet TV dinners lads

>>13823140

hit us with that trip report soon

>>13823140
clean your fucking stove anon

TV Dinners are my "fatty Mcfat-fat" mode that I indulge in every once in a blue moon or so. I fucking love the cheap ass cardboard they pass off as "Salisbury Steak" and I'll usually "splurge" and get a bucket of microwavable garlic mashed potatoes and just kinda pig in.

these arent bad

>>13823140
>>13823174
>>13823140
Alright lads, I'm back with a review of the Banquet Chicken Fried Chicken meals.

Had I read the reviews on Banquet's very own website, I might never have purchased the product. https://www.banquet.com/classic-dinners/chicken-fried-chicken-meal . The average Banquet customer gives this product a mere two stars. As my dinners sat in the oven, I began to ponder whether I had made a ghastly mistake purchasing 5 of them.

After removing my Banquets from the oven and giving them a chance to cool, I dug in. The chicken was extremely mushy, making it easy to chew. I devoured each slab of chicken in a few bites. The gravy was nice and salty, with a strong salty aftertaste. It was nice to have a TV dinner that was already properly seasoned and to not need to add extra salt or seasoning. After consuming the chicken, there was still a fair amount of leftover gravy. I moved the corn and mashed potatoes into the leftover gravy and ate them. Banquet should consider putting some of the gravy from the chicken compartment into the corn and potato compartments instead.

At 330 calories, these are definitely not filling enough for the average person. I would recommend Banquet come out with some larger sizes, so that these can satiate a normal appetite and provide adequate nutrition. Perhaps the larger size could also include a dessert.

>>13823350
>The chicken was extremely mushy, making it easy to chew. I devoured each slab of chicken in a few bites.

That sounds standard for MOST of banquet's "meats".

>>13823350
Oops, I forgot to give a rating with my review. Overall I would give these a B+ grade.

>>13823350
Why do they all come with mashed "potatoes" and corn?

>>13823279
Fuck off, my stove is just fine.

>>13823366
Cheaper than most veggies.

>>13815847
these were pretty good back when they were packed in foil and the only way to heat them was in the oven.

>>13823350
>mushy meat
Wtf do you think they do with lowest grade meat fit for human consumption? It goes into frozen meals for retards and britbongs after they get fucked in their brexit trade deal with the US.

>>13823350
why is it called 'chicken fried chicken'? is it fried twice?

I miss the hot fried chicken that Banquet used to have

>>13815847
Garbage food for prisoners and hospital patients. Should be banned.

>>13823363
What are your other ratings?

>>13823366
Because mashed potatoes and corn don't scare away manly men. You put carrots or some other faggy vegetable in there and dudes will stop buying it.

>>13823387
The meat was high quality, it was just a bit mushy

>>13823394
It's made like chicken fried steak but with chicken instead of beef

>>13823490
>It's made like chicken fried steak but with chicken instead of beef
oh. so it's fried chicken

>>13818238
But why do free market no regulation Republican heroes allow this????

>>13823479
I'll post a review next time I eat a TV dinner :)

I'm feeling kind of hungry now so I'll probably have some (or maybe some hot links) in an hour or two.

>>13823556
Hey lads, I’m going to have hot links for dinner but I’ll post a separate thread about that

My mom threw out our microwave about a year ago. Is there any brands you can make in the oven?

>>13824108
Yeah, the brand I posted in the OP is able to be cooked in a conventional oven (at least for all the ones I've seen IRL).

>>13822010

>>13823140
>>13823140
is this the same hotdog anon with the pizza mountain

>>13824152
I thought hungrymans were plastic tho?

This nigga wants me to eat melted plastic

>>13824393
Yep, that's me!

>>13824560
Can I see your pizza mountain anon?

>>13824712
It's in this thread >>13824104

>>13824872
Kek why do you save them anon

What are you plotting

>>13823350
If you liked the chicken fried chicken, try the chicken fried beef steak.
They used to make a bigger meals about a decade ago, but I haven't seen them in about as long.

In Aldi, they do this frozen dinner that's BBQ chicken and peppers in the UK.

I probably eat two microwave dinners a week. I like the chicken roast dinners, but the carrots are always kinda crappy

>>13818332
Yeah the swe/fin ones are okay, most of them taste the same except for the angus one, and the fries or surprisingly good. It usually sucks to reheat fries.

imagine the vinegary shits...

>>13815847
I'm an international student in us
I mean obese people are everywhere but I'm amazed how reliant americans are on frozenfood, and I heard it is on the decline, I cannot imagine how it was a decade or two ago.
I never seen this much adherence to frozen food. You really hate produce I guess.

>>13815847
Too much sodium.

>>13815847

https://youtu.be/95hB2DQrlmA

Pretty good stuff based on this.

>>13823350
>>13825613
Yeah they're quite diminutive. It's pretty much a kid size meal, but the interesting thing is they don't market them as such....no colorful bright packaging, no cartoon mascots, no inclusion of a brownie or pudding or anything

Has this been discontinued?
I haven't seen it in stores for a while.

>>13826027
Now here is one frozen meal that is beyond even I. You could make spaghetti just by microwaving some water and dumping pasta in, then dumping that in some jarred sauce you also can microwave

>>13826039
That isn't what he asked.

>>13826027
They're still on Marie Callender's website, so that must exist in stores somewhere.

>>13815847
I spent 2 months in Israel and the box says "Hungry-Goy" and has foreskins on the box instead of corn.

>>13826027
Please stop eating those for a bit. I don't think I can make any more meat sauce this week.

>>13826078
Why do you love dicks so much?

>>13826090
That's a stretch eh?

>>13826091
Are you stretching your foreskin so that you can eat it too or what?

>>13826103
Let me guess, your box didn't have any "corn" on or in it right?

>>13826114
Jesus, can you just fuck off. This is a thread about tv dinners, and I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about because it's so retarded.

>>13826131
I would have but then you told me to fuck off so I'm thinking no. Torn just torn,

>>13826148
Post something relevant or fuck off.

>>13826150
See you keep doing that "fuck off' bit and that just has the opposite effect of what you want.

>>13816596
as far as i can tell, there isn't a single part of the pictured dinner that is out of line with Judaic dietary restrictions

>>13815847
>I've been eating nothing but these for the past month or so.

Your sodium levels must be through the fucking roof.

>>13826039
That takes too long when you just want a nice quick meal

>>13823510
fried chicken can have bones in it, chicken fried chicken never does. it's ideally a chicken breast, flattened, but often times it's basically chicken nugget material.

>>13826447
You pop it in while you take a quick shower, a nice shit, have a smoke, nice jerk off, etc

>>13815847
I’ll stick with my canned goods and sardines, thank you.

>>13827502
Canned goods are based too

>>13823510
>>13826484
"chicken fried chicken" started off as a regional term, but regional terms really don't exist anymore. it came from chicken fried steak. a cut of chicken without bones so that it's similar to chicken fried steak
another term for it is country fried chicken

>>13818473

That's an interesting statistic. Diabetes is far from the only consequence of obesity though.

I begrudgingly like cheapass TV dinners. The ones that range from 1-2 dollars tend to be around 300 calories too, so they're a modest lunch, even if void of nutrition.

bump

>>13815847
Where is this sold, france or queer canada?

>>13818403

Make it your fucking self it’s not hard. It’s more or less a moist seasoned hamburger with gravy on it

>>13829212
You entered a TV dinner thread and told someone to just make it their fucking self. You can't write this shit.

Hey guys, I'm here with another TV dinner review because some of you guys liked my Banquet review. Today I'll be reviewing the Hungry-Man grilled beef patty. The meal comes with two beef patties, mashed potatoes, and mixed veggies.

As a male who is often hungry, I'm the target demographic for Hungry-Man TV dinners. I removed the dinner from the box, cut a slit in the plastic over the veggies, and threw it in the oven.

>>13816596
Why did this make me laugh?

>>13829447
The first thing I noticed looking at the dinner was that the beef patties were a lot smaller in real life than they appeared to be on the box and that there were an awful lot of vegetables.

I took a look at the back of the back of the box to see what nutrients my Hungry-Man dinner would deliver. I was alarmed to see that the meal contained a mere 450 calories. Based on the FDA recommended 2000 calories a day, this meal contained a mere 22.5% of the calories needed to sustain an individual. The meal appeared relatively healthy with lots of fiber and a good dose of Vitamin A.

Stopped buying hungryman and marie calendar after they both integrated their gravy into the package instead of keeping it separate. Shits fucking gross now, used to be half edible.

>>13829473
I wonder what makes these different from their salisbury steaks

After leaving my meal in the oven for 55 minutes (I forgot to take it out after the recommended 45 minute cooking time) I removed the film and let it cool for a bit. Once the meal reached an edible temperature, I dug in. I speared one of the beef patties and stuffed it whole into my mouth. The beef had a nice texture and just the right amount of chewiness. I crammed the next patty into my mouth, and having finished the beef patties I moved on to the mashed potatoes. The potatoes were nice and salty with a strong salty aftertaste. As a man who even salts ham, I can appreciate that. Finally, it came time to eat the worst part of the meal: the vegetables. I used my fork to push them over into the leftover gravy and ate them quickly. The vegetables were made edible by the gravy, I am surprised more veggies aren't served this way.

Overall I give the Hungry-Man grilled beef patty meal a B+. My recommendations to improve it would be to remove the vegetables and add 3 or 4 more beef patties. This would make the meal tastier and more filling.

>>13829506
Wow, I was laughing when you said you ate the whole patty in one bite, but then I opened the pic and realized they really are bite-sized.

>>13822277
I probably average 2.5 lbs of food in a whole day. You are a fatty.

>>13823490
>Because mashed potatoes and corn don't scare away manly men. You put carrots or some other faggy vegetable in there and dudes will stop buying it.
Checks out. Vodka and Bourbon isn't made from peas and carrots.

>>13830325
This guy's a fucking Hungry Man.

What would be in a hungry woman meal?

>>13830484
An ass-whooping, for her not knowing how to cook.

what the fuck

>>13830510
You've never seen a real Food & Cooking thread before?

>>13819043
You're going to die.

>>13830546
And you aren't?

>>13823322
My mom used to eat those, before she started to pretend that using a microwave is beyond her capabilities.

>>13829506
>My recommendations to improve it would be to remove the vegetables and add 3 or 4 more beef patties.
I don't think any business wants to sell a meal with over 120% of your daily salt and saturated fat, even if the customer doesn't give a shit.

Pia_Zadora-White_Top_Holding_Wine_Glass.jpg

I miss being fat and eating garbage whenever I wanted.

>>13830605
What does she eat now?

>>13829473
>fiber
>healthy

>>13831054
I don’t even miss it anymore. I just feel sorry for these disgusting fucks. Not everyone can make it I guess :)

>>13831629
OP here. What exactly do you mean by "making it?" I'm pretty healthy.

Imagine eating right off BPA plastics that food has been sitting in for months

When I was younger, I went to this small shitty school where kids brought their own lunches.
One of the old people would be nice and heat them up in the microwave for us, so every week my mom would just buy a bunch of hungry man dinners for me to eat.

>>13831525
"SHE" eats the souls of her enemies.

>>13815847
It's basically KFC that was frozen

>>13831773
I guess that you just have to not imagine but being actual cunt and a pussy, have fun in life.

>>13831821
How did they manage to bring a roving microvave around kids and not be noticed as creeps?

>>13826358
The mashed potatoes man. I had to check the ingredients to be sure, but they contain "dried dairy blend", meaning Jews can't eat it while eating meat.

>>13831905
It was a really small school.
k-12 and only about 20 students
Being in that school stunted my educational and social growth.
I went to public high school and wasn't prepared and struggled my first couple years to catch up.

>>13831576
Makes ya poop good dingus!

>>13831928
Maybe you need more mashed taters and cheesie noodles, please don't become a psycho rapist/killer. You'll give 4chan a bad name.
Chili on mac & cheese is for good times.

>>13832031
Steaks do that for me.

>>13832043
Heh no senpai, you are incorrect

>>13832046
Ok, if I'm incorrect then what's your selection?

And don't tell me the souls of my dead enemies.

>>13825613
what is a chicken fried beef stake?

>>13832064
I think you can get them in Waffle House places, those that aren't closed up because of "the virus."

>>13832037
Well I'm 33, married, and have a kid now; and I don't feel the urge to kill yet. So I think I'm safe from becoming a psycho murderer.

>>13832083
So what is it? Chicken or Beef? I am really confused about this

>>13832091
I think that's cool, I should have been married at your age but it just didn't happen. Have some fun, I'll just be the cynic on myself.

>>13832109
Pork!

>>13832091
Congrats on having a kid, without it wanting to sound sappy.

>>13832118

make it stop!

>>13832148
no, no, its pretty cool. Once you get a little older you'll realize.

>>13832148
Then you can make these goofy looking snaks like in some other threads. Then its not about yourself anymore, as if it ever was.

>>13832064
>what is a chicken fried beef stake?
A weapon to vanquish midwestern burgerclap vampires

>>13831925
Jews aren't allowed to eat dairy with their meat?

>>13832472
I looked it up and apparently it's a thing. I never heard of this rule before.

So depending on interpretation, you're not allowed to have meat with any sort of sauce with milk/dairy in it, even on the side - like mashed potatoes that had milk in it - with your chicken or steak. That's kind of a bummer.

>>13832472
Depends on how the law is interpreted, but no. It might be exempt since the amount of dairy in the mashed potatoes is very low, but I wouldn't know since I'm not a Jew or Jewish cuisine expert.

>>13832472
It's only eating meat with the milk of the animal that made that meat that's non-kosher, because you're eating the child with the mother. It was originally a condemnation of eating goat boiled in its mother's milk specifically, but the idea was generalized into being about meat+milk from the same animal in the same dish (like a cheeseburger), or eggs+meat of the same animal eaten together.

I ate a Hungry-Man Boneless Pork Rib Shaped Patties (that's actually what they call it) for lunch today. I'll post a review tonight guys.

>>13832744
Post the review already it is almost 10 o clock

>>13829506
>remove the vegetables and add 3 or 4 more beef patties.

my nigga

>>13832744
Hurry up and post, also when will there be a live tasting with an audience?

>>13826039
To be fair most jarred sauces do not contain meat, so you'd have to brown some meat too. So exhausting, I know.

>>13830484
The self respect not to eat potatoes that resemble powdered styrofoam. And quiche probably.

>>13834474
DUMB

>>13832695
>you're eating the child with the mother.
That sounds both metal asf and horrifying when you think about it.

>>13818332
>Findus

>>13829300

Motherfucker I entered your mom and told her to fuck herself

>>13823368
Your stove is shit like your tastebuds. Clean them both out.

>>13834571
oh no! it's Darth Helmut!

>>13823140
nice stove, do you live in the projects?

>>13834692
maybe a favella in brasil

>>13830484

>>13834596
Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi2DyXA0Rok

>>13835030
Forgot pic

>>13834474
I'm sorry, I'll post the review later

>>13834692
No.

>>13834986
Looks terrible

>TV dinners
Absolute garbage so of course /ck/ loves them

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>>13834986
CAN YOU GUYS NOT COOK

>>13835980
Hard to cook anything when your work only has one communal microwave.

>>13835987
Then microwave food you cooked at home?

Child pornography sustains me.

>>13836000
I like not waking up at 5am.

Maybe you should come tell the boss that he's being unreasonable and should get us a real kitchen so we can use our lunch breaks to make food up to your standard.

>>13836283
Dude just make the food in advance and refrigerate it

>>13836389
If I'm going to spend hours making meals days in advance, freeze it, and then microwave it later, might as well just get a fucking TV dinner.

>omg why microwave
>just make some shit ahead of time, freeze it, then microwave it lmao

Theres 82 different posters in this thread and it sounds like the majority of you eat frozen, TV dinners.

Not only is this hilarious, but its also disgusting that you all would eat this shitty food when it takes no effort to make quick, tasty, unhealthy food at home if need be. Its also a reminder of who is giving me advice on cooking threads, LMFAO

>>13836413
It's healthier and cheaper

>>13836413
>hours
lol what now?
this is a cooking board, learn how to cook!!

>>13819124
lmao there are """people""" here who think like this
youre gona die alone.

>>13832043
retard

>>13835980
I can cook just fine, but I appreciate TV dinners.

I always have one of these in my freezer for days I get off work and am completely exhausted. Can microwave it and make some potatoes/noodles and broccoli and have dinner in 2 pans and 20 minutes.

>>13818147
>overly salty though
Their chicken doesn't even have any flavor ever since they eliminated ingredients to save money a few years back. How can it be salty if it literally tastes like nothing ?

>>13839202
Don't be sad, eat happy food

>>13815847
I'm not working class so I've never actually seen one in real life.

>>13823394
Chicken frying is a type of cooking technique the same way steaming is. You can have steamed broccoli, steamed corn, steamed hams; you can have chicken fried steak chicken fried bacon, chicken fried chicken.

>>13838735
Don't listen to this guy. He's the same one saying that you can make your own McRibs using On-Cor rib patties.
They're absolutely awful, I'm amazed that the possums on my deck even ate them.

>>13836433
Prove it.

>>13839735
I've literally never had any but the Steak ones but keep crying Banquet Marketer

$1 and it's the best frozen pasta I've ever had. I ate the whole thing. Even the chicken was good

>>13840020
At least Banquet is edible. You're the only one in this thread talking about your shitty On-Cor, and that's because it's garbage.

>>13818341
Faggot go back to /int/

>>13835980
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO GO TO 4 DIFFERENT STORES TO BUY EACH INGREDIENT AND THEN SPEND 2 HOURS MAKING YOUR MEAL!!!!

>>13840122
Jesus christ, fucking blow your brains out, faggot.

>>13840156
>Jesus christ, fucking blow your brains out, faggot

>>13840190
Whoa, didn't see that soi response coming.

>>13840212
shut up fag

>>13840224
Oh no, the frogposter is gonna attack with his rancid BO.

>>13840122
1 store and 30 min in the kitchen and I can make a 4 serving meal.

>>13815847
Like anything else with a detrimental amount of sodium, they're fucking delicious

>>13840280
I’m glad someone appreciates TV dinners

The spicy fried chicken hungry man is based as fuck

>>13829430
Clean your fucking stove, what is wrong with you?
you're going to get bugs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-6mI708yWc
ZZ Top - TV Dinners
I like the enchiladas and the teriyaki too. I even like the the chicken if the sauce is not too blue.

>>13831925
Just dont be jewish, are you stupid or something?

>>13841226
That scumbag already has bugs and doesn't care anymore, like a negro or a raghead.

>>13841251
One can bring a horse to water but you can't force it to drink. That's just a fact of life.

>>13816596
first post, best post

>>13818138
>25% more FOOD
kek

>>13823350
They are filling. You just overeat. The point is to not feel hungry afterwards. Not eat till you can't no more. Fat fuck.

>>13829473
Mmm. Sodium and fat! No wonder people who eat these keel over at the ripe age of 47.

>>13819043
Those "meals" contain so much shitty preservatives, salt, sugar and fat that no.. it's not reasonable to eat two or three of them a day. Buy produce, cook your own meals.

>>13823293
If I had a nickel every time I had one of these with my family.

>>13815847

>>13830863
Maybe not?

>>13842484

>>13826027
The one that comes with garlic bread is so good

>>13832109
"Chicken fried" is the adjective describing how the following item is prepared a cooked, as in "fried in the style of fried chicken" ie battered and breaded. So chicken fried chicken is chicken, chicken fried beef is need. Think of it like "French fried potatoes”.

>>13841903
fit for a King

>>13840042
michelina's is top tier
they used to have a bacon parmesan fettucine alfredo one in red packaging but I don't seem to see it in grocery stores (even before all this covid fuckery)

>>13815847
For absolute subhumans.

>>13816596
fpbp

>>13841859
We would all be billionaires!

>>13841859
Not just be billionares but have gorgeous and compliant Spanish wives.

>>13834986
27 grams of protein/200 kcal is pretty good keto meal

>unironically eats TV dinners

What did she mean by this?

>>13838421
This the food and cooking board. I go on /co/ all the time and never talk about comics.

>>13815847
>For the past month
I've had these a few times, and each time within the hour I'm already shitting it all out. Same thing with White Castle.

>>13823140
pls clean stove, ty fren

>>13829473
Vitamin A bruh you're golden

This is just depressing.
A slow painful and sorrowful death.
If you wanna die why suffer so much?

>>13829447
Re you a Paki? Poo in Loo? That is the most disgusting stove ever. Troll level 100.

Do most Americans eat this shit on a regular basis or are the fat fucks in this thread outliers?

>>13848320
Americans are forced by ever-increasing wage theft, lower and lower pay, and crushing economic pressure to work longer hours at multiple jobs and have no time for anything else - and then this shit is $1.25 and heats up in minutes. It's not difficult math to see why the poorer someone is, the worse they tend to eat in America, when their minimum wage is less than an eighth of what it would be if they'd tied it to inflation, while their housing and other costs have increased even more proportionally to inflation.

>>13818403
you don't have any kind of southern style diner?
Shit an IHOP should have salisbury steak

>>13849279
Source? Provide numbers and percentages.

>>13823140
>TV dinner
>Filthy kitchen
>Too lazy to cook or clean
Yep, it's your white trailer trash obese American.

>>13849408
Why did you come to a TV DINNER thread, just to act like a triggered faggot?