/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13835161

Sweet, looks like you're all set to become a Fallout merchant NPC.

>>13835161
You could fit so many more hotpockets in there anon.
Pitiful effort

>>13835161
I'm not quarantied and most of the grocery stores and fast food places are still open so im good.

However, if shit really does hit the fan ive got buckets of rice and flour stored as well as some Soylent to get me by.

I got up today and made a cp lovers benedict and forgot the tomato.

>>13835596
>cp lovers
Based and cunnypilled

>>13835603
Sex with children is great after all.

>>13835161
>All that sodium

>>13835161
>how's your rations holding up?
Not great. My grocery store is now barren so I went to take a look at the emergency shit in my pantry and discovered that my roommate's been eating all my pasta and canned food. Dude drank a few CASES of water even though the water's fine here. We're not even to the point of a boil order, much less anything that'd outright prevent people from drinking tap water. I'd have gotten up in his ass about it but he's in the middle of losing several family members for various reasons, including C19, so that can wait. Thankfully he didn't touch the rice because that takes effort but now I'm rebuilding my stockpile in my closet where nobody else can get at it.

Today I'll be eating 1 or 2 of his hot pockets and watching some anime while I reprofile a knife. E. Texas went to shit after Katrina even with the rest of the country working properly, I'm worried that things are going to get ugly because people missed the opportunity to take C19 seriously. At least my firearms and ammo stocks are always in tip top shape.

>>13835161
i made flank steak, bought some rolls, did a horse raddish steak sauce. its been feeding me for days and im not tired of it. i love how cheap that meat it.

Boomers finally took all the remaining pasta sauces. Now I need to learn how to make a decent tomato sauce for spaghetti and meatballs. Still have a lot of staples though. I'm surprised how fresh foods and meats seem to still flow into the grocery stores at a decent rate.

>>13835670
>Chopped onion
>Diced mushrooms
>Optional: diced peppers
>Garlic
>Italian herbs
>Salt
>Chopped tomatoes (tinned is best)
>Red wine
>A bit of balsamic
>Sugar
Simmer for a few hours and viola

>>13835734
>using spices and random shit

Gtfo.

>>13835734
needs tomato paste

>>13835746
>Making unseasoned food

>>13835754

>>13835750
Chaotic Evil is objectively the optimal way to consume chicken nuggets though

>>13835161
I ate some old ass spaghetti and am now deathly ill.

I ate a little Portuguese kids pussy once and I can say without reservation that little girls were made for fucking not foreplay.

There are so many kids out there right now staring at little lcd screens that have almost dripping wet cunnys that are begging to be stuffed.

>>13835771

Kids cunnys seem warmer to me the ass is colder and kids tend to fart more during anal.

>>13835771

Imagine releasing in a preteen girl.

wtf is with the pedo posting today?

>>13835877
Lots of kids are making pornography and posting it on discord making the last month the most pornography that kids have ever dropped online.

Does fingering count?

half the panic would be over if grocery stores put a max amount of items you can buy, just saying

>>13835161
I’m trying to eat up my perishables first, so tuna sandwich (bread) for lunch and eggs for dinner.

I’ve got a decent supply of frozen and dry goods and plenty of nearby restaurants to get delivery from so I’m hoping to stay home for the next two weeks.

>>13835670
The fresh stuff is probably being passed over for items with a longer shelf life.

>>13835161
>every buying or eating that trash
That shit's retard food. Fuck off with your cancer.

i stocked up on food like last year. so no problem.

Some red baron frozen deep dishes because some anon recommended them one time. Then more cans

>>13835161
Chicken
Ground Beef
Broccoli
Oatmeal
Eggs
Potatoes
Rice
Lemons
Blueberries
Spinach
Ground Turkey

I'm doing fine anon. It helps that their's a Neighborhood Walmart in walking distance.

Mods will ban someone for saying nigger but like pedos talk about kids private parts

Smh

>>13837040
>Concerned about pedo posting on a site that used to have a loli board
Are you lost, newfriend?

>>13835616
Huh?

>>13835758
I don’t like this image

Made a chili. It turned out really good. I want more but I'm not hungry and I want to make it last. Responsibility fucking sucks.

>>13835161
what a pathetically empty freezer

>>13835161
undoing the healthiness of lentils by cooking them in a curry sauce that is basically 80% lamb fat
will be very filling, though

>>13837040
>anime website

>>13835161
last thing I ate. none of the stores had ground beef so I had to buy steak. let them eat steak they said

>>13837269
are those just canned green beans?
honest question no bully

>>13837275
yeah italian green beans and bacon with dehydrated onion heated up with a bunch of butter. my lazy southern green beans. they got a little torn up because I stirred and heated them up in a pretty small saucepan

>>13837269
looks like shit my mom made

zero skill

>>13837269
Looks delish. Would devour

>>13835161
Out of monster and only two ham and cheese hot pockets left. Things are looking grim

White rice and vitamins.

>>13835616
My niece lives with us and we went there. It wasn’t passionate but I have never produced that much in my life.

Let’s talk food though. For her, I have been making interesting pasta dishes. My most recent was home made tortellini and pesto. Turned out great but I need to learn how to make pasta better.

>>13837472
Those aren’t trendies faggot

>>13836698
You can freeze bread friendo

>>13836698
>plenty of nearby restaurants to get delivery from
Hope none of the cooks/line slaves/drivers have the COVID...

i had a turkey and egg breakfast wrap already. for lunch, i'll be making a smashburger with sweet potato fries for lunch, and for dinner i'll be having a leftover burrito bowl from yesterday.

>>13840488
Reported for violating US law. If this is some kind of sike joke you can explain it to the authorities when they kick your door in.

I just made pasta with spinach, chili pesto and parmesan. I've been able to easily get hold of almost everything except potatoes, onions and carrots. nobody is touching most of the "non-standard" veg

I had mac n cheese and two pop tarts and some pringles.

I'm make fried rice, pork chops and bloomin onion pretty soon.

stores fine here too

>>13840624
seething tranny