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Anonymous Wed Mar 25 21:58:41 2020 No.13828938 [DELETED]

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I'm really risking my life bringing you this during a pandemic. That'll be $34.50 plus tip, dirtbag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:00:50 2020 No.13828943 HOW DARE YOU CALL ME NAMES I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER throws pizza at your face

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:01:41 2020 No.13828950 File: 503 KB, 1080x1080, 1584109571163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13828938 I've actually started tipping an extra $2 for delivery because I know the delivery guy is on the front lines every day in this shitshow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:22:08 2020 No.13829032 >>13828950 >Wants kids >39 years old Yikes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:46:46 2020 No.13829137 friendly reminder: tipping threads are not about food and cooking, and do not belong on the board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:51:36 2020 No.13829151 File: 7 KB, 205x237, piz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13829137 How about I wipe my fat sweaty cock on your face, dirtbag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:55:15 2020 No.13829165 >>13828938 Tipping threads are off-topic, and "people" like you should be killed in real life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:57:22 2020 No.13829169 I tipped your ass 8 bucks for a 24 dollar order. Im thanking you man seesh

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 23:06:38 2020 No.13829192 If you tip you are a cuck. No exceptions, under any circumstances. >I'm a cuck for helping my fellow man? Yes.

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 23:07:49 2020 No.13829194

My roommate ordered a pizza while it was raining during this and the delivery girl was wearing a hazmat suit. I apologized for his bullshit and she said "when I saw you pull up in the driveway i knew it was for on person. He's scum and I hate him"
And then she commented on the mess in the house and I told her it's all his mess (it is).
If a pizza delivery girl in a hazmat suit can see the cancer I have to tolerate, it's time to kick em out

I don't think he tipped either. He also could have asked me to pick up a pizza on the way but no he didn't he made someone bust their ass to come out to our shitty house in a really out of the way location to deliver a pizza

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 23:07:55 2020 No.13829195 >>13829151 Oh yeah? How about it, homo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 23:08:37 2020 No.13829200 File: 77 KB, 563x792, 1580629109206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] takes the pizza and doesn't even pay

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 23:08:50 2020 No.13829202 >>13828950 >Never smoked >stays active >graduated uni >Never drank >No pets >5'3" Shes perfect if only she was not spiritual

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 23:11:40 2020 No.13829213 >>13828950 Is that u

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 23:12:28 2020 No.13829215 >>13828938 >That'll be $34.50 plus tip, dirtbag. SHUT THE FUCK UP I ONLY GOT MY 1200 DRUMPF BUX TO LAST ME! GO BACK TO YOUR 2 QUID AN HOUR JOB TUBBY -mutts

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 23:15:25 2020 No.13829224 >>13829194 That's literally their fucking job nigger. >t. Used to deliver Chinese food in HS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 23:18:52 2020 No.13829240 >>13829224 Irrelevant since he can drive to a pizza place and order there but no he wants to be a lazy faggot about ir

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 23:25:10 2020 No.13829258 Where's my drink?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 23:25:15 2020 No.13829259 >>13828938 who the fuck opens the pizza before delivering it??? there goes your tip!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 23:27:06 2020 No.13829268 >>13829240 that would require every customer to have a hazmat suit vs the qt delivery girl needing just one

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 23:58:30 2020 No.13829380 coughs

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:01:36 2020 No.13829393 >>13828950 .....but they arent... the virus is fake

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:02:32 2020 No.13829397 >>13828938 there's no fucking pandemic, retard. it's just the TV telling lies again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:04:22 2020 No.13829402 File: 16 KB, 633x758, 912873821121.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13829200 lel >delivery guy pounding on your door asking you to pay >I cant be late or Mr Shekelbergstein will fire me

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:07:47 2020 No.13829965 >>13828938 You lie, delivery experts are brown and you know it you lying pos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:09:57 2020 No.13829971 File: 49 KB, 910x960, kqnwtuf25ae21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13828938 Hard times when Unknown Hinson has to get a day job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:11:29 2020 No.13829974 >>13828950 You're giving him 2 extra bucks to get you sick is what you're telling me

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:16:58 2020 No.13829997 >>13829194 Huh? She's a delivery driver. I'm supposed to go on Google maps and act like some anxious simp making sure the girl won't get mad at me? Are all you faggots in the food industry this AUTISTIC?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:34:47 2020 No.13830058 >>13828938 Pays exclusively in loose change

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