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Is there a more punchable chef out there?

>> No.13823144
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Yes

>> No.13823173

>>13823144
I find myself just fast-forwarding through most of his videos until I get the jist of his recipe then make it my way.

>> No.13823201
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If this faggot looked at me with those beady little eyes and worried expression I'd HEEM him unconscious on the spot. Fucking punk-ass bitch. He made this video about crispy potatoes and then jumpscared me with extremely loud eating noises. The seasoned cutting board video is bad (I actually tried it) but that shit's just wrong. I would have been less grossed out looking at the Offended page on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Don't fucking force me to listen to your disgusting chewing. I don't want to hear saliva and food being mashed together into SHIT in your goddamn nasty greedy mouth. That's what it is. You make shit in your mouth. You chew it, swallow it, and shit it out as turds. That's nasty and I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. Do you want to listen to ASMR of a dry, lumpy, dehydrated turd ripping my asshole apart? Don't answer that.

>> No.13823213

>>13823134
I would say (You) but (You) don't actually cook

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>>13823134
Not a chef but

>> No.13823505

>>13823134
Matty Mathinson

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>>13823134
yes

>> No.13823716

Babitch.

>> No.13823741

>>13823499
Hahah drumpf right? Politics grrr it's over. Impeach, racist, bigot, blah blah blah


Seriously, cook some food and shut the fuck up

>> No.13823815

David "this is basically ___ korean dish" Chang

>> No.13823826

fat gook
fat canuck
bald reddit

>> No.13823831

>>13823815
I hate that faggot.

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>>13823134
yes. dear god, fucking yes.

>> No.13823847

>>13823134
>>13823836
Both of these guys are punchable but they get a pass for actually being good cooks.
>>13823144
>>13823201
These guys do not. Holy fuck Adam especially is so annoying. Yet I still watch his videos for some reason...

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>>13823134
His idea to add fish sauce to everything has worked out wonderfully for me. He's never given me awful advice like using a fucking piboard to get the correct angle for sharpening a knife or seasoning my cuttingboard like the retards on youtube.

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>>13823134
He's pretty good, but he's not as based as many redditors would claim.

This other chink on Epicurious however...

>> No.13824671

>>13823134
He knows his stuff but he’s a completely fucking faggot. I stopped using serious eats after they held some fundraiser for “trans children”. Really a shame.

>> No.13824679

I've been glad to see more late night videos lately. It's cool watching someone competent just casually whipping up a tasty meal without any bullshit or self-promotion.

>> No.13824697

>>13823144
he fucking talks like he knows what he's doing, but he just googled it the night before. He hasn't made the recipe for years and tweaked it. or been taught a proven way and served it over and over again in a restaurant, he googles shit and pretends to be some authority. He's siri with better camera work.

>> No.13824769

>>13823499
He has the same face as my grandpa.