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13819852 No.13819852 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw you learn they're actually from Connecticut and are just LARPing as Southerners

>> No.13819973
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>>13819852
wrong pic

>> No.13819978

>>13819852
when did they claim to be southern?

>> No.13820077

>>13819978
Implied since they appear to be gay and make bbq.

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>>13819852
>>13820077

>> No.13820186

>>13819973
Now this is the acerbic political wit I expect from this site.
Fool me one time...I ain't gonna be fooled again

>> No.13820206

>>13820186
I laughed too

>> No.13820226
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mmmmm Hnnnggmmmm OH yea oh YEAAAAAHHHHH Just smoke that sausage, smoke it, smoke it, smoke it ohhhh uhhhggghg ugh, oh yes, OH YES, oh yes daddy, daddy yess, please SMOKE THAT SAUSAUGE. Oh yes. Put it in my dutch oven, my dutch oven is so ready for your YEASTY FERMENTED sausage. MmmmMmmMMMmMMmmm your ribs taste so good daddy, what's in the sauce? Oh your special sauce? I love your special sauce, could I please have some more daddy, oh hyeshhushshhsss OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OHHHHHHHHHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD oh yes oh yes daddy please fill me up with your special sauce. It makes me so happy to see your special sauce all over my ribs uh hu uh uh uh uh uh oh uh oh uh uh uh uh oh yes OH YES oh yes please don't stop

>> No.13820231

>tfw you lose your pitmaster privilege.

>> No.13820260

>>13820226
Someone took the time to type this out

>> No.13820268

>>13820260
I love writing fanfic

>> No.13820272

>>13819852
Reality show pukes LARPing for money?!?!? You must be kidding.
>>13819973
topkek, excellent strategery.

>> No.13820398

>>13820231
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Not the heckin Pitmasterino Privilege

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.13820412

this guy is legit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL82hlORY-k

>> No.13820410

>>13819852
What do you expect? No one has actually lived in the South since '58, retard.

>> No.13820503

Just because it's not the south, there are still a million rednecks in Connecticut?

>> No.13821336

>>13819852
isn't the guy on the right a known cruiser in the gay scene?

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>>13819852
Far right flyover drunken Trump supporting hick shitlords.

Pieces of white garbage.

>> No.13821675

>>13819973
lmao

>> No.13821689

>>13819852
they are also gay btw

>> No.13821702

>>13821336
Yeah, he's been seen at a gay bar in Norwalk a few times

>> No.13821705

>>13821670
just like Ja/ck/ btw

>> No.13821707

>>13820226
ENHANCE

>> No.13821714

>>13819852
they vote for trump so they're ok in my book

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WE'LL BE EATING GOOD TONIGHT MARTHA

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>>13821714
so are they real hicks then? Because it's usually inbred mongoloid hicks that vote for trump lol

Relax Cletus, I know, 4 more years, dilate, cope, seethe, tranny, did I get them all?

>> No.13821786

>>13821775
Why do you have to act like a /pol/tard on a fucking food and cooking board?

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>>13821670
>>13821775
Non-white northerner here who voted for Trump and will again. Stop believing in stereotypes, faggot.

>> No.13821834

>>13821832
>Stop believing in stereotypes, faggot.
that's rich coming from a trump voter

>> No.13821851

>>13821832
imagine being this desperate to be accepted by white people

>> No.13821859

>>13821832
stop larping Cletus

>> No.13821863

why do trannies and poltards have to turn this board into a battleground for their pathetic culture war? i don't give a shit about fagusea, i don't give a shit about these subhumans, please fucking stop making threads about them

fuck off and die you pathetic psychotic american wastes of space

>> No.13821868

>>13821863
enlightened centrist detected. that makes you a de facto libtard.

>> No.13821869

>>13821868
i don't give a shit. fuck off, this is the cooking board. go to /pol/

>> No.13821897

>>13821863
oh for fucks sake, trump is a joke and it's fun to poke some fun at the idiots that voted for him.

Relax a bit. Not an amer*can here btw, I hope he gets reelected because the comedy basically writes itself lol

>> No.13821910

>>13819973
Rural NY and New England is full of "rednecks" anon. Accent aside, you may as well be in the deep south.

t. grew up in a rural town in the Northeast. Everybody here drinks and smokes and does drugs all day long. Everybody barbecues all summer long. Only things to do are hiking and fishing and burning stuff. Everybody owns guns, almost everybody goes hunting. Most people are conservative trump supporters.

>> No.13821915

>>13821897
see>>13821869

>> No.13821923

>>13821915
see>>13821897

>> No.13821925

>>13821923
well fine, if you insist on being a cancerous shitposter who posts offtopic political garbage on the cooking board, i really can't stop you. congrats.

>> No.13822191

>>13821832
kys weeb

>> No.13822276

>>13819852
They get super fucked off if you mock them, just say they burn their food or some shit and they respond almost immediately.

>> No.13822325

BBQ SHOES, ON!

>> No.13822613

>>13820226
I lost. Thank u

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>>13820226
BBQ PIT BOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
ON THEIR KNEES SMOKING BRISKETS
BBQ PIT BOYS SWALLOWING SAUSAGES
BIG BLACK SAUSAGES SLIDING DOWN THEIR THROATS
SMOKING AND SMOKING AND SMOKING
SWALLOWING AND SWALLOWING AND SWALLOWING THAT MEAT BOY
BBQ PIT BOYS IN THE YARD AT RAM RANCH

>> No.13822844

>>13819852
probably retarded trump voters

>> No.13822876

>>13821910
CT got plenty of hicks, all farmboys. More cows than people in my old town. Bunch of shit kickers running around with confederate flags and shit, living in fucking CT. Least there was still a punk scene when I was growing up.

>> No.13822897

>>13819973
>a good political joke
Must not be from /pol/ddit

>> No.13822916

>>13821910
But the Bushes are not that kind of northeast white trash (we call them swamp yankees where I'm from). They're literally old stock New England WASPs who LARPed as Texans.

I've always assumed Dubya's accent was an affectation.