/ck/ - Food & Cooking

two are for... recreation

That's because the father gets two double doggy dogs, while the mother and children only get single dogs.

>8 buns
3 sausages in 1 bun.

>>13814666
a it should be

>>13814661
There was an entire Ripping Friends bit on this.

>>13814951
pretty sure that show turned me into a barafag

>>13814800
I put 3 sausages in your mom's bun last night

>>13814661
>buy can of baked beans
>cut two hot dogs into slices
>add to beans as they warm in pan

>>13814979
yo this nigga eatin pork and beans

>>13814951
There are ten (or perhaps eight?) million hack comedy bits about it.

>>13814661
If only there was a mathematical system that let us figure out the lowest common denominator between numbers.

Something like:

10 x 4 = 40 hot dogs
8 x 5 = 40 buns

So all you have to do is buy 4 packets of hot dogs and 5 packets of buns. Amazing huh? Math isn't just something stupid liberals use to look smug, it has real uses.

>>13814663
This.
I prefer to call it attrition but it's the same thing. A few sausages must be expected to go missing during the process of cooking.

>>13814979
Dumbass. The extra doggies are for mac and cheese. Did you not have a mommy growing up?

>>13815000
numbers are gay but i desire the coffee titlet

>>13815000
It's a good thing buns never expire, right? Especially not within a week or two of purchasing, meaning if you want a couple of hotdogs, you're going to have to purchase and eat, at minimum, 40 hot dogs in a week or two. Very epic and efficient.

>>13815027
If only there was a way to increase the longevity of bread.

But it's only available to people with sufficient intellect, I'm sorry. Your situation is simply not salvageable until your intelligence increases.

>>13814978
I bond burgered ur sister

>>13815048
My sister is dead

>>13815027
>What is a freezer?
I'm so sorry you're a dumbfuck.

Their is a really great british comedy sketch mocking adam and the ants as well as the hot dog bun to hot dog ratio. I wish I could find the vid.

>>13814661
It was developed as a way to help parents identify autism in their children at an early age. You being bothered by it and posting pepe of all things, you should probably talk to a doctor.

use the extra two dogs for bait next time you go fishing

>>13815119
Is that supposed to be a deterrent?

>>13815168
there

>>13814661
This makes me mad as fuck too.

>>13815027
40 hot dogs a week isn't that much. A couple years ago I ate almost nothing but hot dogs over the summer and would go through about 60 a week.

You fag's don't just tell your butcher how many hotdogs/sausages/etc.. you want and just pay for them by weight?
Even if you're too lazy for that Boars Head brats or knocks both come in packs of 4. It ain't to hard to figure that math out.

>>13814661
I just buy ten bags of buns and eight packages of hot dogs. I don't understand the issue.

>(((Hebrew National)))
>6 dogs per pack
>Buns: 8 per pack
Hmmm....

>>13816830
>I ate 6 hot dogs a day over the summer
Aside from calling you a fatass I'd like to point out your urine had enough nitrates to be useful in bomb making.

>>13815044
Frozen and defrosted bread is shit.

8x5=40
10x4=40

buy 4 bun packs and 5 weiner packs, problem solved

>inb4 "but I can't eat 40 hot dogs"
pull yourself up by your bootstraps this is America damnit