/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13813330
the answer to both questions is senna leaf. You're welcome.

>>13813330
Search the holy grail of cum, then work a diet that leans towards that stuff.

Generally though eggs.
Eat all the eggs and make her eat all the eggs.

>>13813349
>senna leaf.
This is the one OP

>>13813330
>What can I server a girl to make her horny?

Dick, LMAO!

>>13813349
>>13813358

Cope hard you seething virgins.

Anything that improves your blood flow.

>>13813457
I was a seething virgin until I started taking senna leaf regularly. Now I'm a seething chad

>>13813330
>What can I server a girl to make her horny?

Rohypnol cocktail. 100% guaranteed to work.

>>13813469
Bill Cosby is innocent you racist.

Why does that eggplant have veins?

>>13813469

Black men can't rape white women. Rape has to come from a position of privilege.

>>13813330

>>13813330
Sildenafil works well.

>>13813482
>Black men can't rape white women. Rape has to come from a position of privilege.
Cosby raped plenty of black women too, if that makes you feel better.

>>13813618
w2c

>>13813330
I gave my 10 year old sister MDMA and hash brownies last month as a reward for coming first in her gymnastics competition. Let me just say right now there was some extra gymnastics involved that night involving a Chinese soft shelled turtle and a vagina. But strictly those aren't foods so I dunno.

>>13813352
Heart disease causes impotency

>>13813901
Cholesterol has been linked to higher testosterone.

>>13813330
Attention
Alchohol
Compliments
Alchohol again
Whatever her special interest as in travelling or hiking
Even more alchohol
Drugs when push comes to shove
If all else fails ... cash cold hard cash /standards abandoned
EzpZ

>>13813330
Maca Root Powder apparently turns people into raging sex demons once they've consumed enough of it.

>>13814627
It's never done anything for me

>>13813901
Yeah in 60 year olds. OP is probably a zoomer

>>13813330
>Male
Just take some Advil/Viagra lul, they won't make you horny but it will make it easier.
>Female
Honestly, there is no "one cool way" to do it. Best process imo is to make her dinner, but I am talking like super fancy home made dinner. I tested this out on two different women, asked them out both to a home made dinner consisting of prime rib eye steak, asparagus, truffle butter mashed potatoes, and a Belgian chocolate cake. U got laid both times those nights. There was more to it, good clean and aromatic environment with a nice moody undertone. Not sure about the horniness but it's gonna guarantee her loving your moves to want to have sex with you.

>>13813349
>>13813358
senna makes you shid

>>13814986
This involves me
1) getting a girl to come to my house
2) staying long enough to consume her beverage and not leave
Pls advise

>>13813868
Piece of shit incestuous pedo, end your fucking life. Especially your own sister, thats fucked up you asswipe

>>13813868

tell us more about your relationship with your sister, you really sure must love her, huh?

>>13815188

>>13815197
What a dummy.
Should have spiced up that brushhandle instead.

>>13815215
Coomers incoming lmao

Since you brought it up, what effect do onions have on food? I’ve tried red and yellow but honestly, I cannot tell the difference. When you cut it (yellow onions) up and fry it for a short bit in some oil and then put your meat in, I kind of get a small sweetness to it but I’m not sure if I’m doing it right.

>>13815215
Pretty sure thats what he meant by incredibly spicy taco

>>13813349
Came here to post this fpbp

>>13815368
I'd like to say I was just pretending to be stupid as a joke but I actually did miss that he meant that. To my shame.

>>13815261
They are different but it's more apparent when they're raw or only slightly cooked. For braised dishes I just use whichever kind is the cheapest, but I'll pay a little extra for red onions if I intend to pickle them for example. Get a bag of each and compare them. It will cost you almost nothing.

>>13814955
kek do know where you are? even if anon could pull that off the trailer trash girl they were with would balk at the idea of veggies and mushroom potatoes

>>13814986
>get blasted on 6oz of rum
what are you hanging out with 11yo's, we'd drink more then that when we were 15yo

>>13815215
AAAAAAA IM CROOOOYING

>>13813901
Why do vegans always pull out this cope?
Like nigga, put down the salt shaker, nigga, stop drinking cola, hahahaha

>>13815982
silence hole

After many years of research I have found all theses aphrodisiacs are worthless as snale oil the only thing that works is weed .

>>13816443
This.
I couldn't have a prostate orgasm without being high.

>>13816453
>weed makes it easier to be a faggot

>>13816456
Ain’t nothing with a man getting his pleasure-point massaged. I’ve found that just eating more healthily in general is the best for sexual potency, especially in regards to cardiovascular concerns.

>>13814995
This, pls explain. Google says it's a laxative

>>13813352
I can attest to this, it works. I just take the lecithin and zinc. Makes your balls feel full and you do nut like 2x the normal amount.

>>13813352
....eat all the eggs?

>>13816410

>>13813330

>>13817788
That's what Peter North uses to load up the ol' Super Soaker.

>>13813330
onions, fenugreek, rhino horn

>>13813330
Champagne to get your lady in the mood
Always works

>all these cooms and noone to coom inside

>>13814477
what is that??

Idk. I eat a lot of meat, a couple cans of sardines a week and I’m always horny

>>13813330
Root crops
Meat
Fish

>>13813400
underated

>>13818574
This. Sardines and when I eat salmon, I get hornier and cum more.

>>13813330
>potency
garlic
watermelon
hibiscus tea

honey and nuts combined

>>13813330
Oysters

>>13815982
This desu. That's the equivalent of like 4 cans of beer. Your average midwestern high school freshman can put that away and barely blink.

>>13813330
eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs.
preferably raw
and cut out carbs
you're welcome

>>13813330
Massive amounts of refried beans about 45 minutes before sex.

>>13823070
Good way to shit yourself when you cum

>>13813330
To get a girl horny give her unlimited amounts of disgustingly sweet wine like Riesling. Slip some X in there and you're good to go.

>>13822396
also this

>>13823076
Perfect

>>13815197
lmfao

>>13816361
because vegans' entire existence is cope

>>13813349
What? Why is there no data on this? Everywhere I just read that it's a laxative and colon cleanser. I don't want to shit myself.

Whatever the girl wants to eat lol duh

>>13813330
figures a reddit cucc would post bbc enojis. fuck are you all the same faggot???theres not a single individual thought out there between all of you redditfaggots

>>13823220
>he doesn't want to shit himself
lol

>>13813330
Food isn't the only thing that helps habits are also super important

>4-5x a week heavy weight lifting at the gym
>HIIT training every week
>1-3 Eggs every morning (as natural and organic as possible)
>Avoid super heated oils
>The holy grail of cum (replace L-Arginine with L- Citrullin Malate and use Sunflower Lecithin)
>No sexual stimulation of any kind (NoFap/NoPorn)

I did this for a month and I woke up every morning with a rock hard erection and was constantly horny whenever I saw a good looking girl in public.

>>13823248
This is the food and cooking board, not the arousal board. OP specified food for a good reason, and your response is shit.

>>13816061
kek

brazilian nuts and pumkin seeds will naturally boost testosterone

I saw some show and they said a man that smells like celery (talking to a girl shortly after eating celery) gives off pheromones and increases your likelyhood getting that pussy wet