/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13792024
Wings and Gatorade.

Jesus Christ, no one ever taught you the "Breakfast Drink?" It's a Bloody Caesar. Moreover, it's a Bloody Caesar with eggs, bacon and toast like a proper Canadian.

>>13792029

Oh, and Tylenol with Codeine, 3 tabs at least.

pic related a blunt and as much greasy/spicy mexican as i can fill my belly with

another beer

>>13792047
ya ya, hair of the dog. Get creative.

>>13792024
Raw egg, Worcester sauce, and red pepper. It is the Worcester sauce that gives it its colour. The raw egg makes it nutritious. The red pepper gives it its bite.

extra strength liqui-gel ibuprofin
take 4 on an empty stomach, feelin fresh within half an hour

either that or pound the vodka i stashed down the side of the bed and drink until i dont care
glad im in recovery now

5 hour energy extra strength, a couple ibuprofen, and a bottle of Gatorade.

>get out of bed, pee, chug water
>back to bed for another hour
>cup of coffee
>multivitamin
>wash it down with smoothie: mixed frozen fruit, banana, grainola, mixed nuts, yogurt, protein powder

>>13792024
Irish coffee, couple handfuls of nuts, and a few slices of dried ginger to nibble on.

>>13792024
Firstly if you gotta wake up at 4am chug half a gallon of water then pass back out.

A several glasses of water with ensure packets in them

A smoothie with banana , spinach, blueberrys, and protein powder

Then two fried eggs, a pan fried brat,pan fried mushrooms peppers and grape tomatoes two pieces of buttered toast

it's been many many years, but the only thing that actually ever worked was marijuana
and i did everything under the sun and was for a time an absolutely brutal alcoholic
if you're trying to tell me that eating bacon or whatever will fix it, you haven't had a real hangover

Adderall, 100% effective rate

>>13792024
Pederasty and 2 bottles of robotussin.

these motherfuckers along with greasy breakfast

>>13792024
I don't get hangovers

>>13792483

I don't think I can chug 'tussin and screw a young boy's anus at the same time. That's Cirque du Soleil level rape.

>>13793624

You don't get hangovers because you're an alcoholic. At some point it stops triggering those symptoms.

just too much sleep and water and gatorade nd maybe a pukke or two. im 29 now and had my first real hangover at 25. now it hits me too hard for a cure

>>13793635
Not true at all.

t. alcoholic.

a body armor usually gets me back to life

water + time

>>13793655

Bro, I make my own booze now, I graduated from buying to making. I know what I'm talking about. I get withdrawl, I don't get "hangover". Hangover used to be headaches, now it's just a fog until the booze the next night.

I've currently made enough wash to make 70 handles of vodka from my still.

Water and sleep

>>13792024
I know it sounds like a meme, but spicy foods always feel good to me unless I feel really nauseous, like it kinda clears your head. Usually wait with eating very long on hungover days though. Banana for brekky sometimes

>>13793750

Water, sleep, B12.

>>13793862
This, Chili is what i find best

For me its a vegetable udon and vietmanese chicken roll with fresh chili, lots of cold water and gatorade

also jerking off

If I’m able to actually hold anything down, then it’s Shin Ramyun with a boiled egg and extra soy sauce. If I can’t eat without vomiting, pedialyte or a sugar free energy drink and a joint

>>13793635
absolutely untrue

>>13794271
You're like what? 24? Younger? You're obviously not old enough to know a goddamn thing.

in n out w extra fries

>>13794316
older than you would believe. but neither alcholism nor the truth depend on age
i think you might have responded to the wrong post

>>13792024
Who the fuck gets a hangover nowadays?

>>13794369

I'm 48, I drink all the time, and the only time I get "withdrawl" not fucking hangover is when I stop drinking for a week. DTs, puking and disorientation, no headaches like I used to get when I was a child in my 20s.

congrats
to say alcoholics dont get hangovers is preposterous. that's all i'm commenting on

>>13794426

Dude, a hangover is a low blood pressure environment caused by pissing your brains out because you've dehydrated yourself. When you've damaged your kidneys enough, you never have low blood pressure. You really don't understand the human body at all, do you? Migraines are caused by low blood pressure not high blood pressure. When your body can't accommodate that you don't feel it.

don't dude me you fucking loser
i call it vomiting stomach acid every morning

>>13794457
That's a different animal entirely. Get TUMs, get Pepto. Eat Sodium Bicarbonate. I do this every day. Eat cheddar cheese.

>>13794457
That's not a hangover, that's being an alcoholic with an unstable gastrointestinal system.

there it is
drink three pints of liquor every night for many years but don't forget to eat CHEDDAR CHEESE
honestly fuck off with this horseshit you fucking homo. i am so glad i don't drink anymore

>>13794495
Yeah, I'm sure that protein and oil doesn't quell stomach acid, you utterly stupid prick. I know you don't know a fucking thing, but what would make you comment on something that you obviously don't know a fucking thing about? Are you just a complete human cunt in real life?

>>13794495
please tell me you're American so I can go to bed happy. (You'll tell me you're chinese).

Food doesn't really help I just need like half a gallon of cold water, ibuprofen and either going back to sleep or being a lazy couch potato

all i ever took issue with was someone saying that alcoholics and alcohol abusers dont get hangovers
didnt expect someone would pipe up and make me thankful i stopped before it completely rotted my brain

>>13794531
I found they became worse so idk what these fucks were talking about. Even an easy night of 4 beers makes me feel like shit the next day

>>13794531
generationally, you don't know shit. People grow out of 'hangovers'. You didn't learn that yet. So here we are.

>>13794541
When I hop in the cockpit I might puke in the restroom, but I'm still sharp enough to fly.

>>13794542
i am younger than you but not by much
im not going to get sucked into arguing about who was a big enough alcohol abuser to earn his pedigree as a fucking loser, but i am confident i have been as deep into hell in that regard than you could imagine
and alcoholism does not cure hangovers. cheddar cheese and an advil with a gatorade before bed does not prevent them
and if you can stomach eggs and bacon with a coffee in the morning, you aren't hungover to begin with
you're just a fucking granny

>>13794551
>you're just a fucking granny
I'm sure that means something, not sure what. Large swings in drunk, not drunk with pain don't happen after 30 years of booze. So.. make your point. I guess granny was you point, whatever that was.

>>13794551
I just figured out a word you can use. Torpor. Use that you fucking dullard.

>>13794557
alright well i'll get back to the grind and i'll check in with you in another ten years of alcohol abuse so i can say definitively that i still get hangovers
until then, you can suck my dick all day
>>13794563
you too

>>13792024
sleep but to mitigate that some bitters in some gingerale, sip that so if it comes out then nothing is lost.

>>13794575
No one cares when you're too stupid to articulate yourself. Suck my dick is what rappers say because they don't know how to speak normally.

>>13794580
guess im a rapper, then

Gatorade/water. A puke or two, chicken bouillon, then raw egg yolk with Worcestershire and tobasco. More water and Gatorade. Then an actual meal when I don't feel like I'm going to puke my guts. I get really bad hangovers from wine.

>>13792024
A fat bowl of oatmeal is guaranteed to soothe an ethanol-burnt stomach. Thank me later.

>>13792024
kraft dinner with broccoli

If I'm working Korean hangover soup is the best.
If I plan to go back to sleep a huge greasy as fuck full English breakfast with lots of egg and tomato and a beers.

>>13793727
slam one of those bottles on an empty stomach and tell me that same thing in the morning.

>Hydrate
>Massive dump
>Wank
>Hydrate
>Shower
>Sleep
>Hydrate

drink 2 litres of water and have something to eat before you fall asleep and hangovers are basically nonexistent.

>>13792024
>not open face
It’s like you’re retraded or somethin

>>13794527
Stupid fucking fat ugly Americans lmao

>>13792024
A painkiller, a tall glass of water and then a couple more hours of sleep.

>>13794848
>It’s like you’re retraded or somethin
>retraded

I wish to be dead

there is no hangover cure. if there was a hangover "cure", that would mean i could get completely shitfaced, sleep, take my "cure" and go to work fresh as roses on the next morning without worrying about stomach rumbling or headaches or lack of concentration

if your hangover "cure" is to spend the whole day after eating, shitting and sleeping and you're "cured" a full 24 hours after you drank, it's not a cure

Well Ive had so many fucking hangovers in my life (used to be full blown alchie) and all Ive found that works other than just drinking more, or taking other drugs is just time. You basically poisoned yourself and your body needs time to recover.

Only "cure" is to 1. Not poison body , or 2. Do it in such a way you limit damage (dont drink on empty stomach, limit the amount (impossible btw), drink clear spirits mixed with water, hydrate and eat while drinking).

Just dont drink at all if you dont want a hangover

>>13794953
>Just dont drink at all if you dont want a hangover
Best advice. I only drink twice a year these days and one of those two is a cocktail and a glass of champaigne on New Year's Eve and I've now reached the point where that's enough to make my face go numb.

>>13792024
Literally none of that besides water will make you feel any better fag.

For me, it's a Hot and Fresh Bacon Egg McMuffin, Hash Brown and Sprite. Only at McDonald's, served until 11am

>>13792024
Cocaine and more alcohol.

>>13792024
extra oily fried egg or a bowl of ramen with hot pepper and vinegar.

My hangover cure is drunkenly standing in a dark kitchen and drinking a gallon of water and eating a whole pizza before going to bed. It works every time.

>>13795565
Wait until you start getting real hangovers. Drinking that much water before bed will also ensure you piss yourself when you're that age, too.

>>13795871
I'm 35, big dog. I get real hangovers, the food and water just keeps me from puking the next day.

>>13795871
You just need to drink water after every drink.
A small cup of water each drink will stop hangovers.
If it's real hot outside at a bbq just drink everything with loads of ice.

I enjoy a night of drinking like the next fella but I never act so irresponsible as to get a hangover. God you people are pathetic.

>>13795886
that just sounds like a way to not get drunk

I just use the research chem version of alcohol that doesn't give you hangovers. Tastes like nail polish tho.

Quit recently because I got blackout drunk 2 days in a row and trashed my house with no memory of it among gantry reasons as well. But, chugging either 2 or 3 propels or Gatorade and eating something greasy always fixed it for me

2 litres of water and kebab on fresh nan before sleep then full English in the morning and your all good

>>13795925
Among health reasons *

>>13795926
asked for a hangover cure not the cause of obesity.

A massive breakfast burrito, tons of water or Gatorade. Blunt.

>>13795925
Blackout drinking is a classic telltale sign of future alcoholism. It sounds like you stopped before it consumed you, and that's great news. Never go back anon, trust me - It's not worth it

>>13794398
sick blog post faggot

>>13795895
Well obviously if your out at a club it is but I don't go clubbing.
I like going to party's and BBQ were I get pretty much a unlimited supply of drinks and can drink how I like.

>>13792299
Checked.

Any real alcoholic will say the trick is to stay drunk, and it's true but I hear DT's in the county are pretty rough and that's usually how a 30+ day bender ends. As for all the other bullshit, if you can even look at food, smell food, or keep down food... you aren't hungover. You are just some fag. Marijuana helps, so does pedialyte. You don't even need the pedialyte. Fucking eh, glad I don't drink anymore.

>>13795891
It is pathetic when all you have to look forward to is work.
It is pathetic when you burn both ends of the wick making people happy and get nothing back.
It is pathetic to raise your children to such a higher standard than yourself that they treat you like you are born on another planet.
It is pathetic to want friends but can't find any.
It is pathetic when your last hobby is cooking because everything else was taken from you.
It is pathetic when you cry in your car alone on the commute home every night.

The most pathetic thing though, is drinking because you don't want to live anymore. Knowing that despite all the people around you, you are alone. Knowing that a father that left when you were a child was the last person that knew similar struggles, and that when he died he abandoned you again one last time. Its pathetic to wish you could get drunk with him one last time watching a western.

It is pathetic that I am only 2 days sober, this time. First time I tried since he left.

>>13793655
No, it can be true. I stopped getting what I would call hangovers. I’d wake up and feel pretty normal, but after a few hours is when the withdrawal symptoms would start setting in. Worse than hangovers, in my experience. I would need to have a couple of glasses of vodka around noon to stop the withdrawal symptoms. But waking up at 6:00am I didn’t feel hungover. But I also stayed well hydrated
>t. former alcoholic now two weeks sober

How to not piss yourself after a heavy night of drinking? It's becoming somewhat of a problem

>>13792024
>What's your go-to hangover cure?
Sobriety.

>>13792024
Enough Xanax that you dont even remember you were hungover


>>13798010
piss before you go to sleep

>>13792024
For me, it's drinking a lot of water before bed so I don't wake up hung-over.

>>13792024
Some pickle juice and a fap.

>>13792024
McDonald's

>>13792024
>let me cure my alcoholism with cancer
Lmao, die fast

>Middle-aged alkie losers arguing about whose dumbfuck hangover cure works best on a Georgian rug-weaving forum
They should show this to kids in those classes where they try to dissuade alcohol and drug use. A much better deterrent than being broke and addicted is being this big of a faggot.

>>13792259
>Firstly if you gotta wake up at 4am chug half a gallon of water then pass back out.
This guy gets it. As soon as you wake up you go for a piss, take some pain killers, and chug as much water as possible before going back to sleep.

>>13792024
Weed

>>13792024
Any foxes I can find and catch

>>13792029
>Bloody Caesar
what the fuck. I've been ordering a bloody mary this whole time like some kind of idiot

My hangover cure is eating a decent meal before drinking. Not a salad or a sandwich or some stupid shit, something heavy like steak and potatoes or burger and fries.

OP has the right idea for the next day though. Fried egg on toast, coffee and cigarettes is so good after a night of hard drinking.

>>13796461
>It is pathetic when you burn both ends of the wick making people happy and get nothing back.
stop this, faggot, and all your problems will be solved

>>13792024
The ultimate hangover cure is one that I learned when I was a young man from a very wise mentor who gave me many important life lessons.

It goes like this:

If you're right-handed, lay your left hand flat on a counter or a table with your fingers spread apart as far as you can spread them.

Then, using your right hand, bring a ball-peen hammer down onto your left hand with as much force as you can possible muster.

Your head will stop hurting immediately as your brain focuses its attention on this new situation.

If you're left-handed, then just reverse these instructions appropriately.

>>13792197
Its an egg yoke not the whole egg

>>13792299
THIS. these fuckjng faggots talking about the big meals they have to cure their hang overs. STIPID CUNTS I’d you’ve got a hangover then youarent fuckin eating anything let alone standing ta round to cook something up. I hate you fucking losers so much. Fuck I wish I could stab you all to death. MAGA 2020 fuckjng faggits

>>13792299
a hangover is just dehydration, you had substance withdrawal

Pickle brine then lie in bed wishing I never started drinking because my alcoholism is ruining my life

>>13792024
>load up on salt before drinking
>always drinking water while getting drunk
>usually about 8 shots of alcohol or 4 mixed drinks and I'm wasted
>eat melted cheese and bread the whole time drinking
>wake up and eat vegetables
>never get hangovers

>>13792024
>cancer sticks

if you can eat while hungover, you are not hungover

>>13792024
>gin and tonic
>getting rid of a hangover with more alcohol
You do know that hangovers are the body's response to filtering out the poison of alcohol right?

>>13802155
Why are you expecting brains from an alcoholic smoker?

>>13792024
i can’t really keep solid things down when i have a hangover but after puking my guts out i chug some pickle juice and/or OJ

For mild hangover: a big hot breakfast of some sort
For extreme hangover: water, sleep, marijuana, light breakfast
For withdrawal: more vodka

>>13799570
kek

>>13793635
I got shitfaced in for the first time 4 months ago in Japan and I was up 6 hours later like nothing happened

>>13801482
Yikes

hangover cures don't even work once you hit your late 20s, dudeweed is the most effective cure though

>>13794316
What are you like 30? Come back when you're a big boy kiddo

>>13792024
I dont feel headachy or sick on a hangover, i just wake up feeling absolutely depressed.
Even if I didnt do anything stupid the night before I just think about how dumb it was to go out, I’ll be worried about everything and have no motivation to do anything except lie in bed on my phone, im sure if I saw a doctor in that state I’d be diagnosed as depressed.
Next day im just back to normal, feeling good and back on track with my normal life like nothing happened.
Anyone else?

>Hydrate
>More sleep
>Hydrate
>Take big nasty dump
>Wank
>Shower
>Hydrate
>Some food
>Hydrate
>Sleep

>>13800432
I'm ambidextrous

fried egg, over medium, on an english muffin, small 10oz NY strip, Mimosa or screwdriver to accompany.

>>13792024
Taking a slab of salami and wrapping horseradish and cheese in it.

Taper or enjoy the shakes, sweats, running nose, nausea, puke and feeling like your head is in a vice for days

t. 12 year binge drinker who probably has brain damage at this point

for me? it's a 18g venflon hooked up to an IV bag of 1litre of 0.9 sodium chloride with Thiamine 100 mg, Folic acid 1 m, (MVI), Magnesium sulfate 3 g and a big bottle of pedialyte while watching criterion collection

How do you fucks actually eat a huge greasy meal or drink even more when hungover? Just thinking about it makes me want to puke while hungover.

Attack this shit in two phases and you'll never go back:

The night before: have some applesauce with cinnamon, peanut butter, and plenty of water. The water helps flush out your system and get rid of the alcohol, healthy fats from peanut butter are restorative to your liver, and sugar and vitamins from the applesauce helps make better use of the water you're drinking. It doesn't take much and it's at least something in your stomach to guard against the next day.

The day after: eggs and oatmeal early, a dish with beans and dark green veg later. Eggs are an easy to consume protein with lots of good fats, and oatmeal is a relatively easy to digest complex carb that will help regulate your stomach and calm down any issues in that regard. Later, vitamins from both the beans and your dark green veg are restorative to the liver and attack exactly the nutrient deficiencies we face when we're hung over. If you can fit in any more between the early/late (depending on stomach issues/nausea/hunger), get some more fruit in you and a little extra protein.

Alcoholics need not apply. There's no fixing the shit you do to yourself on the reg other than to quit and get your shit in order. But for the occasional lush, there isn't much that's better.

>>13792024
Sleep, water and weed in that order but any combo works

>>13804464
image is trash but kind of true

>>13792024
eat pickles

>>13794445
is a hangover really just dehydration though? past a certain point, no amount of water will fix it

French fries with mayo
Softboiled egg
Orange Gatorade

>>13792024
A liter of milk straight from the carton and shin ramyun mild

>>13804838
No, it isn't. I've been on this carousel for probably a decade now, but the only thing you can do is hydration and time. The easiest is sleeping it off with a few liters of water at your bedside that you slam between getting up to piss or that time of the night when your BAC drops and you're wide awake at 4am.

Normal routine is drink water, take a shower, take your morning vitamins, have a beer, then wait for it to subside while keeping your mind busy (preferably at work so you can also get paid for it), then when the clock comes to quitting time, drink and then start the process again.

Carbonara and coconut water