/ck/ - Food & Cooking

He came to this board with a humble philosophy: that we, like the neighborhood opossums whom he enchanted & seduced, could turn trash into treasure--if we only had enough desire and raw, childlike imagination. DinoTendies wanted nothing more than to educate, to entertain, to put a smile on your faces---and he, like the /ck/ janitors, did it all for free. But those same jannies, showing characteristic nigger-faggotry--they banned him. Look how they massacred my boy.

While you were posting pictures of avocado toast on Instagram, DinoTendies constructed THE RAZOR-BLADE WHISK. While you were writing Beyond Burger reviews on Reddit, he perfected THE FISHING BAT. While you attended olive-oil tastings at Whole Foods, he was in the alley out back DUMPSTER DIVING. And now that the world is infected, and the barbarians are in the Costco checkout line, have you the humility to seek out his help?

No. He's the hero /ck/ needs, but not the one it deserves. Because you banned him. He can take it--but you would not acknowledge him as your hero. And so he must remain a roving shitposter. An occassional YouTuber. A Possum King.

WA LA

>>13804030
Did he fugged the possum?

>>13804032
No. He feeds them gourmet cuisine; he provides free housing, complete with an indoor exercise center; and he provides copious loving pets--but strictly "over-the-fur."

>>13804022
Why was he banned? What's his YT channel? Does he still upload?

Dino tendies is based

Miss u

>>13804087

Newbie here, but I think that DT was banned for sharing his recipie for a certain artisanal seafood dish, fully demonstrated in this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4WrQP_OEkk

After being exiled from /ck/, he found temporary refuge in /fit/--but the jannies eventually banned him there too. Art like his, a jannie cannot understand--and we always fear what we don't understand. He has since moved on to /k/--as usual, adapting his projects to the interests of the board:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnef5GZc_x8

DT best thing to happen to /ck/
OP is based
fuck jannies fuck mods ban me you faggots

His Twitter has a small collection of Coronavirus survival tips.

https://twitter.com/dino_tendies/

>>13804099
I just watched it. He seems based as fuck.

What the fuck is his problem? How does he live in his disgusting house?

>>13804202
Seems like he's living the best life

Dinotendies was one of the best posters we've had in 5 years. I preferred him to dickeredfag.

F

>>13804584
Just based on what I've seen of him, I like him better than Taco Bell fag. TB guy is worse than dickered fag is to me, because dickered fag at least doesn't post the same shitty fast food every thread.

>>13804596
It's funny, because I don't even know who TB guy is; I don't even open his threads.

So I only have dickered to compare DT to

>>13804596
>taco bell fag
god that fucking loser and his /soc/ threads he makes for himself, and his shitty raw burgers.

I used to think Dino was just trolling whenever he made a thread, but after seeing the shit he posts on his youtube channel and twitter, I'm starting to think that's how he actually lives.

>>13804202
I imagine he films in an abandoned house that’s still somehow on the grid

I'm gonna say it
DinoTendies is just discount imitation of that genuine schizo who used to be posted here. That guy who had actual mental breakdowns in lawschool or whatever and posted twenty minute videos of cooking hotdogs on the bare electric element.

>>13804612
Post vids

>>13804624
I can't remember his handle. M-something. Something made up like myoshka or mehuda.

>>13804635
>>13804624
>>13804612

Some anon come through

>>13804612

Couldn't say. But the fact that DT is /not/ a "genuine schizo" is part of what works; he understands and embraces the meme life. And everyone likes Yogurt and Raisin (the possums).

>>13804607

It may have started as a joke, crashing overnight in that house. But it's amazing what a man can become accustomed to.

>>13804637
His youtube avatar was a picture of himself in a gas mask and a long coat and I think also a fedora.
His older videos were in an absolutely filthy apartment (Dino Tendies tier but he actually lived in it) but later he moved or something and his place was much cleaner.
At some point he deleted his whole channel but then came back? And then deleted that channel too and his videos were archived by someone else.

>>13804645
The thing that made him better than tendies is that he knew he was a mess and genuinely worked to improve himself. His long videos were philosophic rants on the idea of self while he tried to sear meat with a barbecue lighter.

>>13804652
> The thing that made him better than tendies is...

Fair enough, but it sounds like a significant difference in style, and I like the silent, faceless DT who puts the focus on what he is doing, rather than on himself. Self-absorbtion is ubiqutous and it's all so tiresome. (Especially among actual schizos, in my experience of engaging them in "conversation," if you can call it that.)

"The Worst Bedrooms on 4chan":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjKrSociN1A

>>13804637
>>13804635
>>13804624
>>13804612
Masaokis, AKA MasaoHF
AKA Cooking with hoarders

>>13804729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

wew

>>13804679
Masao was also faceless. Literally the exact same camera style.

>>13804729
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>>13804794

I see... Thanks for the suggested viewing.