/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13801779
This is an English website, you have to go back to Mexico

>>13801790
Imagine the smell, lad

A mohel needed on aisle 5 to bite off some foreskins, a mohel please on aisle 5

>>13801801
kek

Le penis sausage has arrived

Phimosis but edible, truly a delight

>>13801843
i'm thinking more smegma

See I had no idea why the Europeans called these things wieners because in my little american head I had no frame of reference. I mean, they don't even look like a [circumcised] penis, how silly of them to call them a penis. And the world has just gotten funnier since.
The holocaust never happened but Hitler should have burned anyone who supported circumcision alive in ovens, his mistake I guess. Go vegan.

>>13801865
So much smegma the crabs are walking with dairy farmer's clothing on.

>>13801878
>The holocaust never happened
Jews were persecuted... but no more than around a one and a half million died or so died, the vast majority from starvation and disease in the camps with a hundred thousand or so actually killed out right in executions (most for being commies or otherwise accused of being ideologically subversive). This is a good thing though since, from a /ck/ angle, Jewish "cuisine" is a disgusting combination of the worse kind of peasant food combined with the rules of Kosher that completely ruin anything you might try to make... I mean seriously, imagine not being able to have a fucking ham and cheese sandwich of all fucking things. Patton was right, disgusting smelly people... should have bum rushed and liberated Eastern Europe from the gommies when we could have dumped Europe's, America's, and everyone else's Jews in the deep Siberian wilderness giving them nothing but potatoes and a limited supply of live stock for their crimes against food.

>>13802004
Fuck off pol/tard.

>>13802004
There was no systemic execution of Jews at any time during ww2. There's this thing called typhus and starvation that did enough to about 10k of them, which was the spark to then light the rumors of exceedingly ridiculous numbers. From a food perspective you're no better than them because you denounce peasants and affirm products of enslavement

>>13802010
Lol
>>13802041
>There was no systemic execution of Jews at any time during ww2.

Sure.

>There's this thing called typhus and starvation that did enough to about 10k of them,

Which I mentioned but it was way more than 10k

>which was the spark to then light the rumors of exceedingly ridiculous numbers. From a food perspective you're no better than them because you denounce peasants and affirm products of enslavement

Again, reading comprehension. I didn't say peasant food was bad, most of it's comfy. What I said is that they took the worst kind of peasant food and made it worse. Unless you think all kinds of peasant food are just perfect and not gross in anyway.

>>13802051
It's not about reading comprehension, it's about writing.

>>13801878
I thought that particular kind of sausage was called wiener because it originates from the city of Wien.

>>13802074
VEEN U SAY?
YAS, DAS GUT

So that’s where my foreskin went..goddamn it looks so tasty

>>13801779

pig anus sausages should go out of their way to not look like pig anus sausages

>>13801779
haha benis :-DD

>>13802010
Bro, wooden doors.

>>13801800
They smell like pig's butthole. Delicious.

>holocaust denial
enjoy your ban i guess