/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13773026
Durian flail.

Durian club

>>13773026
I sharpen the end of a cow's thighbone.

>>13773044
My initial point was actually edible stuff. Bones don't degrade. So it would be unfair.

I use a day old baguette as a club.
Hardest metal known to man.

>>13773054
Now you're just talkin crazy anon.

Mustard gas.

>>13773026
MRE heater in bottle, add water, chuck.

Will kill:

>>13773033
>>13773040
>>13773044
and >>13773026
/thread

>>13773057
You cant use the heater unless you can actually eat it.

>>13773047
Then i change my answer to a swordfish

>>13773062
Stop changing the fucking goalposts, OP, you gigantic cockgargling faggot fuck.

Anyway: Ricin.

Will kill:
>>13773033
>>13773040
>>13773044
>>13773054
>>13773056
and >>13773062
/thread

>>13773067
Only colossal faggots /threads in their own post.

>>13773065
That is the password, enjoy your alcohol.

>>13773067
Not me anon. I am watching, not commenting.

>>13773068
Stop talking crazy, newb.

>>13773071
Then >>13773062 disregarded as contrary to OP.

I win.

/thread

>>13773067
How do you plan on getting the ricin to your enemies without poisoning yourself?

>>13773072
You're basically admitting you don't think your post isn't great enough for someone else to read it and say /thread. Only faggots /thread in their own post.

>>13773074
Irrelevant. There's nothing in the OP about delivery methods, or anything pertaining to the specific combat situations. Only that the weapon must be made out of food.

Suck it, fag.

>>13773076
You're a fucking whining, buttblasted faggot.

/thread

I arm myself with wheaten weaponry, for I am the wheat warrior:
Dry pasta shurikens
Sharpened stale baguette spears (or other sharpened or blunt) implements of stiff dough
Laminated flour paste armor (and perhaps sling bullets made from the stuff)
A shield made from a stale and hollowed out very large loaf
Flour bombs

>>13773077
Castor beans aren't really food

>>13773078
>newfag trying this hard to fit in

>>13773077
TECHNICALLY he's not wrong.

but also, I'll let the anons have say to this one.

>>13773079
Wahh, you giant man baby with your faggy little wheat 'weapons'. OP said "every food you can think of". He didn't say you had to be able to eat it. And you CAN eat castor beans anyway.

Suck my giant winning cock harder.

>>13773090
No, you won't, fag. Your OP is set in stone. Should've thought it through better.

>>13773077
I'm pretty sure there's a clear implication that you need to be able to wield your weapon of choice.

>>13773077
Fine, in that case I choose ten million coconuts dropped from a mile up as my weapon

>>13773067
/thread

>>13773093
FAIR ENOUGH.

>>13773094
> being able to make ricin
> not being able to handle it
I can tell you're a fat girl.

hardtack knives, only get minimum 2 maximum maybe 15ish hard impacts before it degrades, so multiple would be effective.

a dry aged, cured leg of lean pork, in a sack/net with a not tied just bellow where the ham ends in the net/sack and used like a flail

scalding hot chilli soup, to be throw on people

>>13773097
Not if I don't ricin you first. And I WILL be smearing it all over EVERY coconut tree in the vicinity.

>every food you can think of
I'm thinking of Lion and tiger food. I'd arm myself with an army of people riding elephants.

>>13773099
Imagine being this homosexual on 4chan.

>>13773103
Making ricin, and doing so without harming yourself, requires equipment. If we're allowed equipment we can just use that to weaponise anything.
Shotgun shells filled with dried beans or pickles with high voltage running through them etc.
Kinda ruins the idea of the thread I think.

>>13773109
when they are alive, they are animals, not food.

they only become food when they die, so no live animals, retard

>>13773110
Imagine being this buttraped because someone was better at the game than you.

>>13773111
OP said nothing about equipment. Stay mad.

>>13773111
Not him, but this is dumb. You would need some kind of equipment to make >>13773040, >>13773044, >>13773056, >>13773057, >>13773079, and >>13773107. Even the girl in OP needed equipment of some kind to put that thing together.

>>13773118
you dont need eqipment to make what i posted, sans the net for the ham. op said ALL FOOD not just ingredients. that includes all dishes that have ever existed, including all ingredients ever existed. you are bad at reading comprehension.

>>13773112
well if I can't have live animals then chubby anon isn't allowed his ricin. When beans are refined into poison they're no longer food they're poison. He can have some raw beans and try to weaponise them by convincing enemies to chew them.

>>13773118
You could easily make the non-durian parts of the durian club or durian flail out of food.

>>13773125
of course he isnt allowed it, no shit. you are not allowed to have live animals either. only americans dont have the reading comprehension of a human adult

>>13773127
why dont you tell is how its made and what its made from then? are you american? only americans dont tell people how its made and what its made from, american

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQKkCMDaN54

>>13773057
a bottle of warm water isn't that deadly.

>>13773129
hey fellow americans, no one tell him.

Oh my fucking god, the retarded Aussie is off his ban again, or someone is impersonating him.

>>13773125
>>13773129
Stop samefagging, you fat, useless fuck.

> wahhhhh it is not allowed!
fucking kek

>>13773135
not samefagging, only americans samefag, american

>>13773133
only americans dont tell me, how american of you

So do i win or what?

>>13773134
i was never banned, american

>>13773139
no, you lose. the weapon part is not edible, only americans think that is edible

>>13773135
Go home ricin, everyone hates playing with you. I remember when this game was fun before ricin came and ruined it. I miss durian flail and swordfish sword.

>>13773133
>>13773135
Do NOT reply to the faggot. He's a dumbass bogan cunt who has been banned repeatedly for spamming his shitty troll bait.

>>13773123
It still counts as 'equipment'. If the ricin guy can't make his ricin, then pretty much nobody in the thread can have the weapons they've made. Seems to me you're just mad because you got outsmarted because OP didn't think his dumb game through properly.

>>13773141
Cook it long enough and you can eat the sword.

>>13773143
I mean, make me, lolcow fucking newfag.

>>13773144
rent free in your head, american

>>13773147
no, i can have my fucking hard tack knife and ill fucking stab you with it you no foodweapons faggot american

>>13773149
then its useless as a weapon, its not food until it loses the qualities that make it a weapon. only americans are as dumb as you, american

>>13773152
only americans think they can make ricin without equipment

>>13773067
This.

>>13773147
nah making poison from food is just boring, there is heaps of poisons you can refine from foods. I say we hunt down ricin guy and kill him with a sword fish.

>>13773138
>>13773141
>>13773154
>>13773159
I see you didn't take my advice last time about seeking help for your severe mental health problems. Please, stop browsing this website, pick up a phone, and dial emergency services. They will help you get the treatment you need.
Please, seek help before you hurt yourself or others. There are people who care about you, even if you don't believe it.

>>13773165
>>13773163
its not counted, american. its not edible raw, american

>>13773165
only americans get this upset and cyber stalk their superioirs then go on about mental illness, american

i dont even know you exist, yet i leave a lasting impression on you for weeks and weeks. and you want to go on about mental illness?

wake up to yourself, american

>>13773147
I change my answer to a rattlesnake.
Its food and I dont need equipment to kill it, just stomp his head in.
When i swing it around they dont know if Its dead or alive and run for their lives.

>>13773170
Please, seek help.

I'm going to weaponise this guy >>13773165
Only a matter of time before he snaps and eats his own face so he's food. And he'll do it while he's alive so that gets around live animal ban.

Plus he'll kill ricin guy before he dies of ricin poisoning, ricin takes 3 days too kill you.

>>13773175
>>13773172
if its alive its not food, american

only americans think living things when alive are edible

>>13773175
help for what? im fine, unlike you americans, american

>>13773180
only his face becomes food, american

>>13773125
spelt 'weaponise' the british english way, >>13773129
still accuses them of being american. Doth thou protest to much?

>>13773184
only americans type like gay faggot larpers, american

>>13773182
>weaponise
>american
only americans don't realise

>>13773186
only americans pretend to not be americans, american

>>13773047
>he doesn't grind his bones to make his bread

>>13773187
exactly, you filthy seppo

>>13773189
only americans eat bone flour

>>13773191
im not american, nor am i pretending to not be american, american

>>13773181
I specifically said i will stomp his head in and kill him.
The snake is dead, fucking dead.
Now Its food and my weapon

>>13773192
>im not american
>>13773187
>only americans pretend to not be americans

AMERICAN

american americans american american american americans american american

>>13773202
american american, americans american american?

>>13773184
Weaponize

Can i play?
I pick botulism toxin. Deadliest toxin known to man. Made from mushrooms and root vegetables. No special equipment needed
My side arm would be green potatoes

>>13773211
God he's as bad as ricin guy, can't wait for some unhinged chubby chan to call him american, hope he uses all lower case too.

>>13773214
The mentally-ill lowercase guy is Australian, just for future reference. He's a pretty prolific shitposter.

>>13773214
Fine then, no botulism toxin.
Green potatoes will fuck your shit up just fine. Also pufferfish\fugu

>>13773216
For a country with such a low population, we really punch above our weight with shit posting.

I recon I could beat green potato with a frozen leg of ham. I'd just not eat the potato and hit you with hard ham.

>>13773201
wrong, you cant just eat a dead snake skin and all, american

>>13773202
not american, american

>>13773203
only americans get upset when called an american, american

>>13773211
the botulism toxin is not edible, american

>>13773214
whats wrong, american?

>>13773216
i live rent free in your head, american

>>13773218
pufferfish is not edible, american

>implying the above is not clearly mental illness

>>13773225
Why is "American" a bad word now?

>>13773225
>Pufferfish not edible
Its called fugu retard. A delicacy in japan

>>13773225
yeah get 'em. How do you feel about capital letters? Where do you think people who do use them are from? Also what was your weapon?

>>13773225
Not anyone you're replying to, but why do you keep saying "American" like it's an insult? Not American, by the way.

>>13773237
oh you're about to be called american I can feel it.

>>13773240
He has to reply to everyone at once, so it takes him awhile if we keep posting. Also, he's on Australian internet, which is infamously speed-capped.

>>13773242
we got nbn a year or two ago, it was supposed to get us up to par with the rest of the world but in reality the average nbn speed is 30mb/s

>>13773242
> infamously speed-capped
Seriously. What the fuck is that? I occasionally have to skype with my sister in Brisbane, and it's like trying to talk to the moon through a jar of mud that constantly keeps being shoved out your hands.

>>13773224
only americans think that, american

>>13773227
only americans imply im mentally ill, american

>>13773231
only americans think american is a bad word

>>13773232
then you only get the dish fugu, which is as useless as 99% of all foods, retarded american

>>13773236
i feel capital letters are redundent on this website. its not a resume, its not thesis. its a website where you can call americans american and not give a fuck how mad you make the americans by calling the americans american, american

i think the people who use capital letters are mostly american, but there could be some others emulating americans, and when you emulate americans, you are american even if its just an emulation of americans, american

my weapon is the hard tack knives, american

>>13773237
how am i saying it like an insult, american? im just calling americans american. whatever context i imply in my post is for me to know and for you to speculate, american

>>13773242
only americans time posts

>>13773242
Probably an Australian that got denied a US visa once and is now on a butt blasted mission of rage and flail forever more.

>>13773254
fuck no why would i EVER want to live in amreica? i live in a literal paradise on earth, american

>>13773253
See >>13773254

You got denied a US visa once, didn't you, Ausfailian? I bet because you're probably some bum with no job, education, or funds to cover yourself.

This kind of rage I've only ever seen once before with a guy who had the same thing happen to him.

Never mind, mate. You can always reapply in like 10 years or whatever the rules are lol.

>>13773257
The fact you replied to that so fast only confirms it, dumb Ausfailian. I'm still not American, by the way, but I can get a visa any time I want to go. Unlike you. Feels good.

>>13773258
see >>13773257

try update the thread once in a while, american

>>13773259
same to you, amerian hypocite

>>13773236
They don't have capital letters in Chinese, so he's probably confused about their usage. He is a proud Australian, after all.

>>13773266
only americans thinks australians are chinks, american

>>13773253
hard tack is an american food.

>>13773266
we are proud to be the southern most state of china.

>>13773274
only americans american americans americans

>>13773274
wrong, its been around for thousands of years, american

>>13773276
speak for yourself rice farmer shit cunt

>>13773278
only americans forget to end every sentence with american, american

>>13773278
only americans don't realise how much of the southern state china owns.As soon as those pesky indonesians are dealth with and the south china sea is restored to its rightful owners the unification will be complete. I just hope we don't run out of uranium and coal too fast or we will be turned into landfill :C

>>13773253
I never said it was, I was wondering why people are saying it in a negative way, which does not make sense. How can a nationality be an insult?

>>13773281
only americans care about what i do, american

living rent free in your head, american

>>13773282
i dont care about your autistic american ramblings, american

>>13773284
only americans are a national insult

>>13773290
Why are you trying so hard anon? who hurt you anon?

>>13773294
It all started with something he refers to as a "lego sanger".

>>13773296
I dont get why he's trying so hard, just roll with the thread. I bet he's the kind of guy that yells, "YOU CHEATED!!!" in Fortnite and Cod

coconut warclub

Urchin gauntlets?

>dead links everywhere
Ah, looks like the Australian got nuked again.

>>13773026
i use expired seafood as poison

katsuobushi catapult/trebuchet with durian / other spikey food as ammo

or just use anything sharp with katsuobushi

Based mods.

Now let’s get back to discussing that >>13773067 won.

>>13774273
No you didn't, samefag. You're still an idiot.

>>13774297
Your impotent rage in the face of my epic winningness pleases me, failfag. Post more bitter tears.

>>13773033
>>13773040
SOIYA!
DURIAN ARMS! MISTER DANGEROUS!

https://youtu.be/Put2ZUgYph0

>>13773067

>>13773026
I cook like Jack and poison my enemies

>>13774355
EqUIPmEnT!

>>13773026
Slim Jim shivs for the island's prison.

im gonna make cinnamon sticks and sugar cane into little rockets while camping areas full of shellfish and peanut butter
potassium nitrate is a food additive, so it's valid.
if you know what you're doing, cooking is fairly indistinguishable from bomb making even if we assume primitive equipment
i'm also noticing only one of you have mentioned armor so i'm pretty confident I could just sling hot sugar and oil at people

see you fuckers on the battlefield

>>13773026
gather a garillion peaches, take out their pits , cook down and concentrate the seeds into cyanide.

A sourdough rye loaf that failed to rise.
The ultimate bludgeon and survival food.

>>13774534
Ur not allowed to use ekwipment tho!!>>13774538

>>13774546
Cry more, retard.

>ricinfag is still shitting up the thread trying to convince everybody that's he oh so clever

I throw bags of flower then something that's burning. It goes BOOM

>>13774563
Nobody’s beaten me yet, fag. That’s the whole point of the fucking game. Cry harder.

>>13773026
why would I make weapons?

>>13774612
I cave your skull in with my rye loaf. I win.

>>13774613
there are darkskinned savages on the island. One of them thinks ricin is food so Lord only knows what kind of depravity they're capable of.

>>13774622
I mean, ok. That could work. You’re still dead though because I’ll go kamikaze and spread ricin all over my body before I rush all you fuckers with your stupid noodles and bread and other beta shit.

>>13774624
You can eat castor beans, fucking thicky. Not many, but certainly one or two.

>>13774628
i throw a coconut at you and you die timmy now stop being a fag or im telling the teacher

>>13774640
Fair enough. I thought it was a fun thread so I revived it. You’re all gay, though.

>>13774634
You can eat a light machinegun if you're determined enough. Doesn't make it food.

>>13773026
Kebab i can the stab you with the metal or maybe a glass product so i can slit your throat/wrist hit you with a bottle i'll go for your eyes and try to stab you brain with the kebab

I'd chuck tomatoes at people

>>13774658
I'd throw lettuce at Poles.

>>13773074
by making ricin beans

>>13773026
if every food I can think of is there then Id probably become the new deity of the native population and have them be my figurative weapons. I would be their Diety