/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13763923
>a challenger appears

>laughs in the distance
Practically free, no one's gonna stop you from grabbing a handful or two and walking out

>>13763940
>pay $1.25 for a month's worth of hot sauce at the grocery store on my usual trip
Or
>make a special trip to Taco Bell. Walk in, try not to look suspicious, grab a couple handfuls of sauce packets like some kind of Mexican cat burglar.
>Get stopped by store employee
>Have to make a dumb excuse like "Oh, I went through the drive through earlier and you forgot to give me any"
> Employee girl shouts back across the counter "Ay yo Lashandrea, you see this guy buy somethin earlier?"
>"He ain't never been here before, I never seen him in (clap emoji) my (clap emoji) life"
>Sprint out of the store, sauce packets and spaghetti (from earlier) spilling everywhere
>hop in my 2003 Mitsubishi and gun it over the curb, fucking up the suspension
>permanently banned from TBell
>But the savings, anon, think of the savings

>>13764008
I haven’t eaten Taco Bell in at least 20 years but now I want to go steal hot sauce from them just for the experience. There’s one close by.

>The great debate

>>13764031
based

>>13763923
literally just chili powder and vinegar

>shartsauce

>>13764018
I take literal fistfuls of Fire sauce every time I go by. The people there are making minimum wage and are probably stoned, why would they stop you?

>>13763923
The one on the right sponsors my Texas Rangers, so I will go with the flavorful hot sauce with the iconic wooden cap every time.
>>13763933
Including this one.

>>13764178
gay

>>13764008
>1.25 for a months hot sauce
Those are rookie numbers
>>13764169
Sometimes if you just order 2 things off the dollar menu and ask for sauce they'll give you a handful anyway. They don't give a shit. Ordering another box of hot sauce packets from corporate is a rounding error in their margins anyway.

>>13764214
Sometimes when they ask what kind of sauce I'll say "no sauce" and they still throw half a pound of sauce packets of every variety into the bag

I'm pretty sure if you literally walked into the store, made a beeline for the sauce counter, filled your pockets with it, and walked out they wouldn't even care

Not to be that faggot, but 'tío and 'lula are in two different categories. They're not really the same flavor at all.

>>13763923
i ferment dead americans into a sauce

>>13764293
Sounds cringe as fuck, my guy

>>13764212
Fuck you cheatin' astros fan.

>>13763923
Of course Cholula is better but it also costs 3 times as much as Tapatio

>>13763933
>best sauce appears

>>13764271
Done it before. They don't give a fuck. I didn't do it quickly either, I took my time to gather my sauces.

>>13763923
I like both. I also like Valentina. Whatever is available I guess.

>>13764474
Bring a bag anon, bring a bag and fill it up with sauces

Is Cholula a vinegary type of hot sauce? Everytime I tried to buy hot sauce it just tasted vinegar

>>13764501
That's exactly what I did. I went through the drive through to get my food. Then grabbed another grocery bag and walked in to load up on sauces since they didn't give me exactly what I wanted.

>>13764525
You wanted all the sauces

>>13764507
Get sambal oelek

>>13764008
great read i grinned

>>13763923
Frank's Red Hot because I'm in my country legally.

>>13763923
why would you ever eat this shit over sriracha?

>>13766500
>why would anyone want a tasty hot sauce when sriracha exists
because they taste nothing like each other, compliment different foods, and most people eat things they like instead of eating only things from Asia because of some weird weeb fetish.

>>13763923
Original cholula >>>> all else

>>13766500
Because salty pepper sauce is better than pepper flavored syrup

>>13763923
Yucateco

>>13764008
It’s like a mental movie

>>13764283
>They're not really the same flavor at all.
exactly why you gotta choose one.

>>13763923
No debate, mix them together and get Tapatío Jr. : engendro de Cholula.

>>13763923
either one is fine. fucken hipsters making a big deal out of hot sauce and IPAs is tiresome.

>>13766983
But hot sauces have different ingredients and flavor profiles. IPAs are for bearded men who wish to be large breasted bearded men.

>>13766993
>But hot sauces have different ingredients and flavor profiles
90% of the population won't know the difference

kek i aint not eating no spic food, they cant even speak english correctly, why should i eat there food?

>>13767115
>there food

>>13767001
That’s because the heat overpowers the taste. I don’t find heat overpowering and actually find the majority of hot sauces to have a near rancid flavor. It’s not my fault I smoked for 25 years and can’t feel the heat much. I demand reparations.

>>13764008
>and spaghetti (from earlier)
kek

Both good. Mex food only.

>>13763923
>Neither of those are Valentina extra hot

They're okay, basically vinegar with cayenne. Real taqueria sauce is actually good but has to be homemade.

If I'm going to get batched hot sauce I'll get something I can finish with.