/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why didn't she just cut each of the six slices in half? She's clearly a brainlet.

>>13758990
OP asked for 6 slices and got twelve. You are the brainlet here you illiterate fuck.
>>13758958
Also, you do warrant her scorn. Why the fuck would you send back a pizza for not being cut into the right amount of pieces? Are you autistic? OCD? You're going to chew it all up anyways. Dumbass faggot.

>>13759002
Oh, well why didn't she just put them back together?

>>13758990
>>13759002

>replying to stale pasta

>>13758958
why did you need it cut into 6 slices
just put 2 slices on top of each other and call it a day
yta

>>13758958
You do real that food that crosses the counter must be thrown away if the customer returns it, right?

Sorry wagie make it correctly this time

>>13759155
This is the correct response.

>>13759128
Why didn't she open the pie for his inspection before handing it over?

>>13758958
Janny are you okay?

>>13759002
>>13759078
>Also, you do warrant her scorn. Why the fuck would you send back a pizza for not being cut into the right amount of pieces? Are you autistic? OCD?

because it gives you way bigger bites. shape of food matters. see the 500 diff types of pasta. is it really wrong what I did?

Why didn't the pizza eagles just fly it into the oven?

>>13759320
ask for cheese and blowtorch 2 slices together and weld it with the cheese
you're autistic

>>13758958
>Did I warrant her scorn?
yes, I hope they spit in your food.

>>13758958
>I ordered a pizza and told them to cut it into six slices. well the girl misread it and cut it into twelve.
>So I gave it back,
this is a text book example of an absolute jerk.

>>13759533
Nah. You pay for food service it gets done right. Wtf.

>>13759320
So autism.

>>13759320

Are you actually autistic enough that the size of a pizza slice warrants you wasting 20 minutes of your life?

I'd tell you to kys, but you'd probably fuck that up too.

I want to get pizza but what if that makes the difference between me getting infected by Coronachan or not? Does 3 minutes in a pizza shop raise the stakes?

>>13759539
you pay for food service so you don't have to make the food yourself

What the...if I was you I would have asked for them to just cancel the order and give me my money.

They probably put pubes in the pizza.

>>13759078
Bro, if you put one slice on top of another slice and have the cheese faces facing each other it's like a pizza sandwich.

>>13758958
>what would I have done?

When any servant dares to disrespect me, I make them regret it. I have six slices of pizza to throw. Actually, forget that. Say to her: I want a pepsi now too. Then when she gets it to me I say: Oh I meant diet pepsi, but I'll pay for them both.

Once I get my two drinks, then I toss them, one behind the counter, I guess and one right in front of the entrance, or wherever a cupful of pepsi will make the most mess.

>>13759539
that is why I'm confused by the response.
you want to know the reality. I have gone here three times and asked for six slices, and every single time they cut it between 8-10.
this time they cut it into 12.
they never once cut it into 6 when I asked every time.
So finally I had enough and took a stand.

Sounds like a bunch of assmad low tier wagies itt. Youre paying them for a specific product. If they fuck it up, its on them to make it right. You did nothing wrong - I would've done the same. Ignore the bedwetting crybabies here who are immature enough to think otherwise. This is part of being an adult.

>>13758958
>Okay well at least they could hold it for themselves later. They could donate to the homeless.

>autistic faggot with aids puts some of his blood into the pizza because he's a cunt
>now have aids
Throwaway policies exist for a reason.

>>13759002
Lmao little fella got angry there didnt he.

>>13758958
Depends what the shop’s terms are.

Do they offer to cut slices for customers? If so, do they say they’ll cut it to the customer’s preference?

If they don’t offer this but they do it anyway, have they cut it to your requirements before?

Also: is this usual where you are - i.e. pizza shops will cut to your preference if you ask them?

>>13759533
I disagree. Cutting it into twelve will affect his overall enjoyment of it. He wanted it cut into six and gave them that instruction. Once he handed it over, or they took control of it, the onus was on them to fulfil his instructions. He had no control of his item that he had contractually paid for. If the shop doesn’t want to accept responsibility for fucking up the customers’ instructions, then they need to either a) not offer it, or b) display a disclaimer.

t.lawfag

One night I make a dominos order, a cheesy garlic pizza with the creme fraishe sauce base to be replaced with the normal tomato sauce. When I got there they gave me two pizzas explaining that the order was misread and I could have the creme fraishe one for free. It was.. heh do I dare say it... pretty based

>>13758958
6 slices through a whole pizza will give you 12 slices of pizza.
>1 whole pizza sliced once = 2 slices
>1 whole pizza sliced twice = 4 slices
>1 whole pizza sliced three ways = 6 slices
>1 whole pizza sliced four ways = 8 slices
>1 whole pizza sliced 5 ways = 10 slices
>1 whole pizza sliced 6 ways = 12 slices
you should have specified you wanted it sliced 3 times, for 6 slices. you made a common rookie mistake, I know fractions confuse people. you ask for your pizza to be have 6 slices so of course you got 12, basic math. if she gives your pizza six slices that makes 12 servings

>>13760359
You retard. In what world would asking for six slices mean 12 slices

>>13758958
Go to corporate anon make her day

watch this, I'll post it on reddit and make all the white knights appear

>>13760368
In the real world, where six slices literally yields 12 slices of pizza. It is basic math. I knew it would confuse you, so I laid it out. 3 slices yields 6 slices of pizza.

>>13760344
Good. If they fuck up anything, they’re obliged to compensate you.

should've donated 6 of the 12 slices to the homeless since you have a hard on for them.

boom you have your 6 slices

>>13760369
they are so pathetically predictable

sometimes it's not even worth the effort of making up stories to piss them off.

>>13760421
Fucking hell.

What a sad, miserable, uneventful little shithole that site is. I’m pleased to say I wouldn’t even know how to post on it.

Pathetic.

>>13760425
Only redditors act like they don't know how to post on reddit

>>13760465
I’d rather gouge our my eyes with a rusty spoon than ever post a single letter on that nest of norms and wannabes.

>>13760478
Only reddotors despise other redditors

Though, sometimes, I get the impression they've ascended to a higher level of parody.

but I know they are really just tards

>>13760465
>>13760527
Is this guy seriously bragging about having gone through the effort of making a Reddit account?

>>13758990
Masterful, 9/10.

>>13760550
Only redditors make reddit accounts

>>13758958
I would have eaten the fucking pizza instead of being a autist and wasting food

>>13760629
not everyone is a little bitch afraid of his own shadow like you. some of us like to fuck with wage slaves for fun

>>13760629
>tough guy on the internet

yeah sure, you would have eaten that pizza in real life, you would have kicked it's ass even

we all believe you

>>13758958
This is pasta, but wouldn't it make sense to get upset if it was cut into LESS pieces and not more?

yes you did
you're a picky fuck and i hope you die tbch

>>13760636
nice larp

>>13760641
samefag

>>13760641
>>13760636

Yeah your right I would have brought the box home, cried over it for hours before eventually falling to sleep face first into the twelve cheesy slices
When I wake up cold pizza fused to my face, I would grab a pizza roller and make one final slice over my throat, thus making 14 slices, 8 more then I desired

>some of us like to fuck with wage slaves for fun

Yeah I know some people are sad and frustrated with their failures in life

>>13760649
>>13760654
buttmad incel spotted. I suppose you just let wagies walk all over you?

>>13760670
No I get what I paid for and if there is a slight fault I don't lose my marbles and torture a poor worker over my own issues

The only people who find pleasure in other people's misery are psychopaths or frustrated failures
Dealers choice

>>13760702
no need to project your sense of failure and low self esteem onto others. some of us fuck with frumpy wagies because we like it. timid pushovers like you just accept whatever happens

>>13760629
So he's being an autist just because you don't care about this particular specification? And what if they did something YOU didn't like? You'd accept a shit product like a weakling cuckold? You're a bitch with no theory of mind. Pussy. Fuck you.

>>13760318
iTz agAinSt ThE LAw To cUT The pIZZa iNTo 12 piECeS!

>>13758958
how do you even cut a pizza into six slices? 4 i can understand, or 8 if the pizza is large enough, but 6?
doesn't make sense

>>13759163
This.

>>13760719
You're not allowed to be this stupid...

Holy Shit.

No.


No No NO NO NO

The wagies job is hard enough as it is you can't expect them to have to do it correctly it's the hardest job in the world and you didn't even tip them?

you CAN't DO THAT

>>13760709
Funny you bring up project since you could work at cinemax

>>13760711
In this specific case the amount of slices does literally nothing to affect the quality of product
Now if he ordered a meat lovers and got a pepperoni it would have been quite a different story
But no OP hade to be a total autist and return a pizza over literally the one thing that has nothing to do with the quality of the pizza to satisfy his own ocd

>>13760719
See >>13760359

>>13760735
that doesn't make sense

>>13760714
It’s actually breach of contract, you stupid fuck. He paid for his pizza and had a reasonable expectation it would be given to him as he expected it to be. Unless they displayed a sign, or made it clear as a condition of purchase, their useless employee could fuck it up, then yeah, they’re in breach which means the contract can be rescinded in its entirety and OP not only have his money returned totally but also given some form of compensation. In real terms, she should not only have given him the pizza as he ordered, but she should’ve given him something extra on top of it. This is why you often see this kind of business practice with others (as someone pointed out above).

> waahhh the poor staff
Fuck off. Yeah, it’s ‘only a pizza’, but I’d love to see you mediocre cunts try this ‘logic’ if your car you took in for a service got fucked up beyond all repair because oh noes the poor mechanic guy was tired or his gf broke up with him wahhh.

Contract is contract. Don’t like it? Don’t go into business. Easy.

>>13760740
When you slice a pizza for example, you are dividing it into equally large pieces
Make 1 cut you have now divided it in half or 2/2, the first 2 represent the amount of peices, the second 2 represent how many peices needed to make a whole
2 cuts makes 4/4
3 cuts makes 6/6
Etc etc
Every cut made adds two more slices
2x1=2
2x2=4
2x3=6

This is basic math, albeit one of the most frustrating maths to work with in my opinion

>>13760755
perhaps he should sue the pizza joint due to a breach of contract.

>>13760755
If I took my car into the shop and they used one brand of oil instead of the one I specifically asked for I would not have a shit fit just saying

>>13760764
that's because you're a bitch.

>>13760763
He actually can. There’s a case going through the U.K. high court now concerning, amongst others, a term in a contract for bacon sandwiches not provided correctly. Not enough to nullify the contract entirely, but certainly enough for damages. You may think that’s lol but the law works with established principles and precedent, not your subjective opinion as to what’s worthy or not.

This is the common law. Any fucking contract you make must be upheld in its entirety. There is no such thing as “a little mistake”, or “I was too tired and I don’t get paid enough”. The law will look at the context overall to see if there’s any failure of basis to nullify it completely. Here, OP would have good grounds for a claim because he not only didn’t get what he paid for and reasonably expected, but because what he paid for was effectively rendered useless to him.

Stay mad.

>>13760764
They’d still be in breach, idiot. Your herp I wouldnt mind cos imma chill like that derp is just that: meaningless.

>>13760773
???

>>13760771
>america
>common law

you are a special kind of stupid

>>13760771
I'm not mad at all lol, all of my pizzas have been sufficiently sliced. FYI, while I understand that the law has no considerations of my feelings or thoughts, calling daddy law over a bacon sandwich or a over-sliced pizza is retarded and only retards would do that, yet alone defend it. Better sue that poorly made bacon sandwich for "damages".

>>13759320
>is it really wrong what I did?
Yes.

>>13760778
No you are. The US jurisdiction is a common law jurisdiction. In fact, the greatest common law jurisdiction of them all.

Fucking idiot.

>>13760780
Irrelevant. Pretty much all the most important precedents have come from seemingly innocuous day to day situations like this.

>>13760782
>>13760783

>>13760785
Rekt.

>>13760761
i still don't see how you could get 6 slices?

>>13760792
You make 6 cuts to get six slices, how is this so difficult to understand?

>>13760792
Now I did not take the time to make them equally large but hey
1
2
3 cuts

>>13760799
If you are a retard and only slice half the pizza with each cut instead of going straight across

>>13760803
kek what kind of madman does this

>>13760769
The bitchiest thing you could do is waste your own time and others over inconsequential matters

>>13760807
The maddest of men

>>13760808
does that extend to pointless discussions on 4chan? ladies gentlemen and traps I present you your bitch

>>13760813
Oh boy, I bet you're a popular guy.

>>13760819
For you.

>>13760820
Careful guys, he speaks in meme.

>>13760813
No because I do this on me free time
I would not walk into grocery store and argue with the clerk over the amount of wax on apples

>>13760824
But you can if you want! It's a breach of contract if you get too much or too little wax on your apple. You should sue for damages.

>>13760824
yes eat your wax and stfu like a good goy

You didn't deserve that OP. The stupid wagie was just upset because they failed to follow your specific instructions. Personally I would have opened the box in front of them and start counting the slices outloud. Then say to her, "well done! Six slices! Now that wasn't so hard was it?"

>>13760842
>Not peeling your apples

>>13760832
Well according to anon I'm a bitch, so yes I will take this to court!

>>13760801
360°/6=60°

>>13760854
>bringing in gay math shit
fuck off nerd

>>13760848
>all rise faggot court is now in session
>hur 2 much wax on apple!
>you're a faggot case dismissed

>>13760861
That's really mean bro. I was just trying to be helpful. Some anons are more analytical and want to know specifics since it helps them understand the bigger picture. I'm no genius but the basic math helps me understand how a pizza can be evenly sliced three ways into six slices.

>>13760844
based

>>13759956
Then go somewhere else or stop being a whiny little bitch. Cutting a circle into 6 on the fly isnt even efficient when you have like 5 other things to do. If its busy the go to is to just cut a pizza into 8.
I used to fuck up everytime when someone asked for 6 slices. It's a odd request that doesnt really happen often.
It's like asking for an over easy egg... wtf is the point?

No, what you did is not wrong. You paid money for an item delivered incorrectly and made those gay people remake it the right way. Anyone saying you're wrong are just beta orbiters desperately justifying their donations to her on Twitch. What would make you an equal faggot to them is not reporting it to the manager.

>>13760971
you sound like such a fun and enjoyable person to be around.

>>13760974
Thanks. You don't.

>>13760947
>I used to fuck up everytime when someone asked for 6 slices.

Then you have no business slicing pizza. Any decent pizza slicer can quickly and accurately slice a pie into any number of slices that are virtually the same size. 3, 7, 13, whatever. I see videos on reddit where people with dark skin do amazing things with crude tools, so just admit you are inadequate.

>>13760947
>iq so low that cutting a pizza into 6 slices instead of 8 is just too challenging
>hur it's the customers fault I'm too dumb to count and follow simple instructions

>>13760988
7 slices? are you retarded?

>>13760994

Think, anon. If Snow White wanted to surprise the dwarfs with a nice pizza and it had 6 or 8 slices it would not end well.

>>13760947
Idiot. You have no right, NO RIGHT, to be upset at a paying customer for not getting what they ordered. It's your fucking job. Do it right the first time. People don't enjoy making your job harder, but you do it to yourself and blame them for your own incompetence. And that's the word of the day for you, incompetent. That pizza might not mean anything to you, but it does to the customer paying for it. You fucking cracker.

>>13761035
>People don't enjoy making your job harder

Then don't complain when mistakes happen. It's a fucking pizza. At the end of the day you're wasting everyones time, including yours, you've now wasted other paying customers time, for just not accepting a simple mistake. it's the same product, it's still edible.

At the end of the day complaining and demanding something as petty as this makes you look like an asshole and just wasted your life because you can't swallow your pride.

>>13761044
The lesson to take away from this is if you're a wagie, don't fuck up and customers won't complain. Who cares if a slave thinks you're an asshole?

Imagine having actual problems in life instead of this infantile bullshit

>>13761035
This. Don’t do the job if you expect sympathy from paying customers when you fuck up.

>>13761080
>yea bro just don't make mistakes, ever.
>goes to the office and slacks off and fucks up a deal with a customer and delays it for a week until the project becomes someone elses problem.

>>13761084
ha ha your life's shit

>>13761044
>Then don't complain when mistakes happen
Okay, you must be a narcissist. Not even Sekiro can deflect this hard.

>>13759002
Customer is always right you fucking idiot.

>>13761094
so you're a bumbling incompetent office worker and can relate to a chastised pizza slave, got it. anything else you need to whinge about while you're here?

>>13758958
She was not right to react that way actually. She should either have refused to do the pizza again or do it properly.
But passive aggressive people are the worst.

>>13761089
If you've ever worked at a pizza shop you aren't looking for sympathy, you're looking for understanding customers, and customers willing to negotiate.
If what OP said was true, he could have gotten a free pizza out of it. The time lost in production down the line is far more valuable then one fucking pizza cut wrong that was demanded to be made again.
At the end of the day, everyone loses out. Including the person who complained.

>>13761110
true but the slave had a bad attitude the entire time. OP ended up getting what he wanted despite this and is the real hero

>>13761105
I work in a far more toxic environment where my company actually makes money off the incompetence of the shop workers, and project managers.
Someone slicing a pizza wrong is a petty thing to complain about in comparison to actual career related jobs. People are just too fucking righteous and self centered, know it alls they like to shit on the wagie teenager.

>>13761125
Actually, he didn't. What he got back was worse. It was undercooked and inedible.

>>13761134
so youre another timid little pushover too afraid to complain when something is wrong with a service they paid for, while using muh above ot all as cope. understood

>>13761141
shluld have sent it back again

>>13761145
Uhh no it's called ask for the manager and use negotiating tactics to get a better deal for everyone. But you wouldn't know that since you sound like an insufferable anti social retard.

>>13761150
nigger i want my pizza. no negotiations, make it now

>>13761150
female fingers typed this post

>>13761157

You're in the right, but still a bit of a dick. Only at an equal level of dick as the worker, though. Balance was found.

so you now have to eat slightly slower than your obese ass would have wanted and thats some sort of tragedy worth sympathizing over how exactly?

>>13758958

Why the fuck does it matter how many slices it was cut into? Just double your portions fuck boi. I would've done the same shit to you. You're why we can't have nice things. It's not like the pizza was wrong. She just missed the note you autistic prick. Holding up the orders for dumb ass shit.

>>13761205
hush slave and go make my pizza, and you better do it properly or else I'll make you do it again

>>13761237
cry harder fatty I'm independently wealthy and even I think you're a faggot

>>13761237
Then you wait a half hour for another pizza and I'll eat your old one infront of you. And make other peoples first.

>>13761246
good for you, being a based about it instead of throwing a temper tantrum, like a typical woman in the OP

>>13761110
> understanding customers, and customers willing to negotiate.
Fuck off. If this is what my staff ‘expected’ from customers, i would fire them on the spot. America wasn’t built on bullshit whining little bitch tactics like this.

>>13761149
They definitely would have nut in his shit then.

>>13761348
I bet you're boss of the year!

>>13761365
> waahhhh I’m owed something extra because muh feels waahhh
Fuck off. Pathetic cuck.

>>13758958
What kind of faggotry is this?

>>13760401
>I ordered a pizza and told them to cut it into six slices
>into six slices
retard

>>13760947
my man you should be on disability for mental retardation

>>13761376
>waahhhh I’m owed something extra because muh feels waahhh

Tell that to all the idiots complaining about a pizza not being cut into six slices.

>>13761387
Anon, slicing a pizza 6 times will yeild 12 pieces. It was even explained in detail earlier in the thread.

>>13758958
You are a picky twat.

>>13761226
>Why the fuck does it matter how many slices it was cut into?
Not OP, but I'm not a fatass. I wouldn't be able to eat 12 slices. 6 is enough

>>13761518

>>13759852
i want the greasey ooey gooey on my hands and face and in my mouth, not contained in bread like some kinda sammich lubber.

>>13761518

>>13761002
Snow White could have the 8th slice.

>>13760866
>May the faggot court rise
>Hurr to many slices of pizza
>Op and his defense are pathetic case closed

Good You are starting to see the infantile pettiness of harassing workers over meaningless things

I love threads like this on /ck/. It proves that nobody here can actually cook and this whole board is about fast-food reviews and overly sliced pizza.

>>13758958
>But fine, make me feel like shit.
Fine, it should, you absolute cretin.

>>13761699

Seriously. This dude gets it.

>>13758958
If it had happened to me, I would have simply addressed the wagestaff as firmly as necessary to elicit their undivided attention, undistracted from the other simpleton chores for which they are responsible. If this leads to them falling behind schedule and staying late, so be it.

Firstly, I would open the box and explain to them that I, the paying customer, had made a simple specification for the order, being that it should be cut in a specific way. Then I would ask them if this specification was indeed fulfilled. If they claim that it has, I would slowly count the number of slices, and remind them that a slice is the division of the pizza, not the action of having cut the pizza.

I would then remind the wagestaff that their continued employment at the establishment is predicated on their ability to perform their duties to the client's specifications. This is what it is like at my job, and like any other job. Elaborating further, I would indicate to them that continued fulfillment of duties will result in intervention by their manager. The attitude alone described by the OP is more than enough to warrant this action in the first place.

I would propose to them the scenario of continued lack of attention to detail and enthusiasm for their duties, and how it would surely culminate in their termination. I would also take note of their nametag and suggest that I may contact establishments of similar societal stature and advise them against hiring them, due to the lack of responsibility demonstrated during this interaction.

Finally, I would explain to them that the reason they are trapped in this line of employment is their unwillingness to improve their work ethic, and that this childish behavior is the direct cause of their current situation. Using myself as an example, a far more successful and valuable person, I would give them some helpful tips for their self improvement, such as going to college, working hard and having a firm handshake.

>>13761679
I'm convinced any court of law would dismiss a case about the number of pizzaslices as a frivolous lawsuit and possibly issue fines for contempt for the court.

>>13758958
The pizza was still cut evenly? Give each person 2 smaller slices?

>>13759883
Based. Someone need to teach them, someone need to educate the fucking wagies.

>>13760401
stop using the word slices to mean two different things. six CUTS yields 12 slices is what you mean

>>13761909
Agreed
Yet what I assume is OP tried to claim it was breach of contract that the pizza was not sliced according to his specifications and that it was to most horrendous crime ever committed

>>13759956
You did nothing wrong. They need to take their job more seriously. You had every reasons to complain.

>>13761884
You wouldn't even get halfway through that chestpounding tirade before she'd have called the manager, he'd have grabbed the pizza, handed you your money back and told you to fuck off instead of wasting everyones time.
Assuming said manager is actually worth his title, that is.

>>13761953
imagine getting baited this hard
go back

>>13761953
>Chestpounding
I think not. Unlike low-class wagestaff, I am able to control my demeanor. Although it would not surprise me if she did in fact call her manager, deferment of responsibility and aversion of challenges and personal growth is a common trait among today's youth. Presuming the manager is a responsible and honorable man, we would have a chat regarding the wayward employee and reach an agreement for the writing-off of my order for my inconvenience. If not, I would simply escalate the situation to the next-highest authority.

>>13761978

Your autism is showing.

>>13761884
>having a firm handshake
ywn have a qt thick armed customer to shake your hand.

I ordered a pizza from a pizza restaurant chain called "franca manca" where they do so-called sourdough pizzas. they brought it to my table and there was a hole in it where they had either spun it too thin and broke the pizza or they made the hole while taking it out of the oven.

I sent it back and got a new one.

>>13758958
Asperger's syndrome is no joke I guess.

>>13761150
>Uhh no it's called ask for the manager and use negotiating tactics to get a better deal for everyone.
funniest shit i've read all day
post more

>>13758958
>just trash the food
The absolute state of 1st world countries

>>13760359
>you should have specified...

See, "she said she didn't see the note to cut it into six." No amount of specification would have solved this.

>>13758958
>Trouble in the pizza parlor today
sounds like an early 90s brawler game.
would buy

>>13759026
this.

I'm always sad to see how fucking gullible the average poster here is

>>13759556
you already have the virus, all of us do

OP should have just eaten it. What a nard.

>>13761945
Slice is both a noun, and a verb. It has at least those two meanings.

>>13762557
>Slice is both a noun, and a verb. It has at least those two meanings.

This is what this thread has become ...

>>13762374
There was no note to cut it into 6 because OP instead asked for 6 slices. He got 6 slices. See >>13760854 3 slices yields 6 slices of pizza, 6 slices yields 12.

>>13762563
That's literally all this thread ever was.

>>13762570
asking for six slices indicates you want six I guess, six individual wedges of pizza. Not six literal slices across the pizza from crust to crust.

>>13759956
insufferable douche detected.

>>13759002
She only had to throw six of the twelve pieces away. Then OP would have had six, like he originally wanted. (12-6=6. Put it in a calculator if you don't believe m).

>this is the state of neo-/ck/

How are so many of you fucking idiots being baited this hard by copypasta

>>13758958
Ok Zoomer.

>>13758958
Anon, you absolute buffoon. You worthless imbecile. She was clearly flirting with you and wanted to fuck you so hard she was practically oozing wet fondue du filet waterfall like moisture out of her vagina, you showed a great deal of alpha big dick energy by telling her she fucked up your order and making her stupid ass go back and start from scratch. She screamed and acted like a child because she felt like she was being scorned by her father, and every little girl wants to ride her dad's dick. You could have went into the kitchen, grabbed her by the hair and dragged her into your car and fucked her brains out, but you didn't, you couldn't, and now you're paying the price. She mistook your endless autism for you being an alpha male. But of course you still have to make your move, but your retarded sperg ass can't see obvious signals. Moron.

>>13758990
based

>>13760654

rather than asking for new food and risking them spitting in it, I just ask for a refund if they ignored one of my requests.

>>13760780
>calling daddy law over a bacon sandwich or a over-sliced pizza is retarded
>just let daddy business take your money and fuck you over
Whilst i agree that getting the law involved over something as menial as this is silly, you should still be able to.

>>13763725

This isn't a bad option either. I'm usually this guy. I don't want spitty food.

>>13761387
there is a difference between a "slice" and a "cut".
Is this the issue here?

Anybody seen my 6 slice pizza?!

>>13759026
its new to me dammit

>>13762557
jesus Christ I'm not disputing that it has multiple meanings but for clarity's sake, let's use cut as the verb and slice as the noun. its called a pizza cutter not a pizza slicer. 6 CUTS make 12 SLICES

>>13764202
Exactly, slice a pizza 6 times and you're left with 12 slices.

>>13759320
Yes. Yes it is wrong. I hope every pizza you get is cut "wrong" forever.

>>13758958
please dont be real please dont be real please dont be real

>>13764612
Too late, you're reeled.

>>13760318
So it was technically legal by the laws of the corrupt monarchy, but illegal by the laws of common decency