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alck/malt liquor thread

What are you sipping on boys?

>> No.13752564

>>13752555
Whatchu know 'bout Steel Reserve? Prolly tons.

>> No.13752569
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I am angry so I am going to drink and fall asleep

>> No.13752570

>>13752564
sup crew

>> No.13753609

>>13752555
After they made OE in plastic bottles I switched it up to steEl reserve for the more refined palate

>> No.13753722

Vodka n' soda with some lemon.

>> No.13753724

Are you actually too cheap to pay a buck more for real beer?

>> No.13753734

>>13753724
40oz for $2.67
vs
24oz for $3.29
yes

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This used to be amazing back in the day, but they changed the recipe when they re-released it.

211 is the best doe

>> No.13754087

NATTY DADDY 25 OZ $1.50

>> No.13754206

>>13754087
why dont they make 40oz natty?

>> No.13754226

>>13754206
stores only have like 6 spots for 40s and they are taken

>> No.13754237

>>13752555
None. I am both white and an adult.

>> No.13754246

Anyone got Mezcal advice?
Was sipping on some at a family thing and want my own bottle.
t. burger

>> No.13754267

I'm from Europe.
I read about steel reserve all the time.
How popular is it and how cheap is it?
Is the brand associated with being alcoholic and do people look down on you for buying it?

>> No.13754272

>>13754267
Where I live it costs around $2.50 for a 40oz but I've seen it for as cheap as $1.60. It's only popular among homeless/NEET alcoholics and 17 year olds playing 40 hands.

>> No.13754341

whiskey sours
not a fan of whiskey, going back to my trusty bottom shelf vodka handles next week

>> No.13754594

First off, is it possible to buy spirits online if you're a leaffag? Sick of the LC not having fucking anything remotely quality outside of like, Plantation 5 year and scotch for brainlets with too much money.

Anyway, made a caipirinha with plantation instead of cochaca because of above rant, and I gotta say it's fucking tasty. Should've muddled the lime instead of leaving it whole but still great.

>> No.13754606

>>13752555
already drank 3/4 a bottle of wine and ca. 8 shots of JÄGERMEISTER and a shot of applebrandy

>> No.13754607

>>13754246
Get something made in US. Any mezcal/tequila (unsure of the differences really. Is mezcal to tequila what "aioli" is to mayo?) made in Mexico and sold in NA is usually Grange that has to reach out to a foreign market. See; Patron, Sauza

>> No.13754614

Colt 45 with lime juice.

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>>13752555
This ma. It's like the Belgians took a German approach to a dry stout. It's quite nice - well balanced, slight bit of tartness in the aftertaste. No afterburn despite being 8%. I'd imagine it would be quite sweet if it weren't so heavily hopped, but it's pretty far from a Cascade/CTZ bomb.

>> No.13754651

>>13754594
Not possible here..weed only.
t. Leaffag

>> No.13754666

>>13754607
Mezcal is made from any type of agave. Tequila is specifically blue agave, and is generally filtered better, aged better, etc. to be a smoother product.

>> No.13754674

>>13754651
>>13754594
The LCBO was doing online orders with deliveries, if memory serves. Maybe they shut it down already. Seemed like it was geared more towards bars than the people trying to avoid them.

>> No.13754690

>>13754651
>>13754674
Great, so I'm sick with the most bottom shelf of the bottom shelf mad market bullshit. Fuck NB.

>> No.13754722

>>13754690
Whereabouts in NB? Every shithole town I went through on the last tour had a good bar, a decent distillery or a pretty good microbrewery... just never all three.

>> No.13754781

>>13754722
Oromocto.
Freddy has some good cocktail bars I've found but I prefer to stay home since I'm never going to get enough out of an old fashioned or painkiller for a $40 cab and $12 a glass. When I can make a fine one for like $4 per on average.

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I'm drinking ALL the scotch.

>> No.13754817

Sober for about a month and a half now, short of cheating with a glass of wine to appease someone who was really pushing it as part of their generosity.

Shit sucks. I do feel better, but my social life is DEAD. I played 52 hours of Pokemon this week.

>> No.13754830

>>13754674
Here in glorious Calgary we can order though a third party like buzzbuddy or drizzly.

>> No.13754858

>>13754830
Is it Alberta that has the criminal after-hours rates on beer?... I remember being in the prairies somewhere, and everyone being so excited that we could buy beer after the show. $50+ for Keystone? I just stayed sober.

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>>13752555
Billy Dee Williams invites you to partake in the fine premium beverage known as Colt 45. I have it on good authority that the success rate for this drink is reliably 100%.

>> No.13754943

>>13754888
Based as fuck

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>>13754206

The EBITA on glass bottles is so low breweries and distros barely make any money on them. My state posts hurricane/cobra/daddy 25oz at a $12 a case so we can run 2/$2.50. I try to get my liquor stores to run 2/$3 out the door to help them with panhandlers and bums trying to short change.

Killing the 40s and 32s means more room in the cooler for delicious and healthy hard seltzer.

T. Manager for a beer distributor. I sell this stuff by the pallet

>> No.13756888

>>13754781
The secret to half decent booze in Oromocto is homebrewing. It's really not hard, and fairly cheap too given that you're circumventing various tax brackets.

>> No.13757079

For me it's bud ice

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>> No.13757176

Chillin. Boutta go to work.

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Taaka vodka 100 proof. Chasing with some american brand sake. Havn't had internet for like 2 fucking days, apparently fiber went down in several states for some fucking reason. Feel like i'm living in the 3rd fucking world or some bullshit.

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1 part of this (about 2-3 shots worth) mixed with Sugar Free Great-Value Grape and Cherry drink mix (No-Sugar Wal Mart Brand Kool Aid)... mixed with adderall and other stimulants.

>> No.13757405

Just woke up, time for a 40oz

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>>13752555

>> No.13757896

>>13757258
Damn that walmart knows its customer base

>> No.13758050

>>13757258
what brand is that ?

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>> No.13758210

>>13758050
Caliber, wallyworld house brand

>> No.13758291

>>13754781
Hey what's up man. I'm from Moncton. Been wanting to try that Gagetown distillery Vodka for a while now, it looks interesting.

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>>13757641
my guy. can't beat 1.50 for one of these bad boys

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>>13754087
last year, when i lived in my parents' basement in new york i was able to score 25oz natty daddys for $1.08 including tax. it was an amazing time to be alive.

now i'm back in the workforce in alabama, and despite the overall cost of living being lower here, i pay more for alcohol. such is life.

>> No.13758333

Anyone drink Corona Extra? What's the taste like?
I don't really like a lot of beers but apparently it's being sold dirt cheap because Dude Coronavirus lmao so if it doesn't take like ass I might get some.

>> No.13758341

>>13758333
it tastes like crappy mexican lager
if it's cheaper than natty light then buy it. if not then just buy natty light

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>>13754246

>> No.13759477

>>13758333
My uncle swears by it and he has a sensitive palate. Never had it myself, probably just tastes like mexican beer.

>> No.13759635

Nothing anymore, boys. I got the rosis. Detoxing right now at the hospital.

>> No.13759640
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>>13752555
four natties a night for over two years, still wake up wondering how im not dead after fapping seven times in the day before hand

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>>13759640
>4 24oz natty daddies
Ok, let's see then.
>In common usage, it refers to beers containing a high alcohol content, generally above 6%
Natty is 8.1%
>A 12-ounce can or bottle of malt liquor contains one and a half standard drinks
Up that to 2 shots since higher proof
Double that because 24oz so 4~ shots per can. 4x4 is 16. 16 shots a night for 2 years.
>To recap, one full-sized (750 ml) bottle of whiskey equals: 25 one-ounce shots. 16 one-and-a-half ounce shots. 12 two-ounce shots
You've been drinking a bottle of liquor worth in booze every night. But wait, the calories would be worse.
>64 calories per shot of Vodka
>Standard bottle contains 16 shots
16x64=1024
>Anheuser - Busch Natty Daddy 24oz - 8% Alcohol Beer contains 360 calories per can
360x4=1440 calories in beer.
More than half of your maintenance calories are in beer.
>16 shots/1440 calories every night for two years
A case of the human body once again being an astounding bio-mechanical wonder.

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>>13759682
Thanks for doing the math, you are pretty accurate. I eat really well, without the beers I'd be in great shape. God you're based.