/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13723734
this is nowhere near the meanest board
have you only been on 2? try going back

Even the oldfags have become embittered by the half-decade-plus of /int/shits, frogfuckers, wojackfags, and utterly half-assed phoneposting shitposters.
Welcome to /ck/. I hate you.

>>13723740
Do you mean 2chan???
Cuz they're not even part of the question here. I said meanest board on 4chan.

>>13723746
Sorry anon :( I don't hate you. I just wanna learn about some tasty trash food like we used to post 10+ years ago.

>>13723746
oldfags are and always have been insufferable faggots. when the time comes they should be the first to go straight to the guillotine

>>13723767
see this is what i'm talkin about. it's clearly not just oldfags.

why do they deserve to die for being mad about food? They need therapy and a juice box.

>>13723767
If mass executions were possible you zoomers who have been executed a long time ago, along with your older nemesis, the boomers.
Generation Y is the only one with a soul.

>>13723734
>>13723756
>>13723772

Seriously stop watching gay porn, it's getting to your brain.

>>13723734
>This is the meanest board on all of 4chan
You’re not on 4Chan, newfag.

>>13723783
where am i???

>>13723782
does lesbian porn count??

>>13723788
>where am i???
4channel

>>13723788
Yes, lesbian porn is gay and any porn with a dick in it is also gay

>>13723796
oh sweet thx. i was lost. for 14 years.

>>13723796
What the fuck was the point of splitting up the boards for advertisers when they are now having NSFW ads on fucking 4channel

>>13723797
so this narrows it down to solo female porn.
is it gay if she uses a dildo?

>>13723734
I've not found it worse or better than any other board

>>13723802
No but it is gay if she is unchaste, you are cucking her man by viewing her this way and cucking is very gay, and if she is chaste the very fact that she is doing a porn vid takes her chastity.

>>13723734
people here are only mean to people who deserve it. Take shills for example. Jollibee's, that adam youtuber whose name I forgot, and bon appetit.

>>13723812
i just saw someone tell another anon to choke because they said they dgaf about american bread.

>>13723812
It is incumbent upon someone to be mean to zoomers and other assorted newfags as well.

>>13723820
It's not a 4chan thing, it's the oldways of the internet.
Back in the MSN chat times we would hammer cunts that entered with asl.

>>13723834
i remember that shit, but it was yahoo chat.
it would be half pissed off people, and half horny middle eastern men.
i was 12 at the time. they wanted me.

>>13723840
How many camels did they offer?

>>13723845
idk, but one time one guy said he wanted me to see him on cam and i opened it and it was some fat old man with a big fat belly tugging on his little peepee. He didn't say he was gonna show me that.

>>13723851
In 2002-3 I got into an argument about US foreign policy with some cunt that said he lived 20 minutes away so I gave him my home address in the open chat and waited for about an hour but he was a coward.

>>13723734
/ck/ is full of oldfags, alcoholics and women

But it's the best board on the chans tbqh

>>13723876
im an oldfag and an alcoholic so this is probably true

>>13723734
>aside from /pol/, I think.
>>>/pol/ tarts should stick to poltarts and stop trolling here.

I'm also an oldfag, although my alcohol consumption is still under control.
I started on /b/ when I was a teenager 15 years ago, then I moved on to /lit/ during my pretentious phase, then to /int/ when I started to hate Americans. After that I moved to /biz/ when my crypto portfolio started exploding. Nowadays I'm only posting on /ck/.

>>13723892
no way man i hate /pol/
too much kkk & nazi in there
The trump dick-sucking gets old so fast.

Why do people think /pol/ is ever contained?

>>13723929
it never existed until moot thought it was a good idea. /pol/ was a mistake that no one asked for.

>>13723929
Yeah it was an error to create this board. The best way to deal with all the nazis and all the ignorant conspiracy-cucks would have been to keep aggressively banning them.

it's because amerifats are DYING from fatness. we have an epidemic 1000x worse than that stupid corona virus meme. people are turning into giant blobs and seethe with hatred, envy, cope, binge all hours of the day

>>13723940
What I meant is the /pol/ mentality. I post on /pol/ and on other boards. I don't always bring it up, but there is politics in literally everything. That's why it can't be contained. People have different opinions, pick a side and argue and after a while people develop this hostile nature. The sooner you accept this the sooner 'we' can overlook it and focus on the main topic.

>>13723964
>I post on /pol/
You need to go back.

>>13723977
Why would I do that, I post on many other boards. You just need to admit it, there's politics in everything and everyone will be happy. You're acting like you don't watch news or something. There are /pol/ posters everywhere.

>>13723985
Why would I watch news?

>>13723985
'pol' is only the name of the board. The name should be 'nazi' instead. Nothing to do with politics.

>>13723992
based shut-in

>>13723992
>being aware of your surroundings
And not just strictly watching news, being up to date with local/worldwide events. Sometimes you even see a thread on /ck/ about news regarding food. We're all /pol/ or honorary /pol/. The trick is if we want to put that aside for a bit and focus on the main topic. Then the board can be nicer.

>>13723999
Shut the fuck up, you need to stop posting here, nobody wants you. If you post on /pol/ you're probably very low IQ anyway.

>>13723875
I fuckin kek'd, he probably watched you from the shadows anon

jesus christ.
thanks for proving me right.
>makes thread about how mean /ck/ is
>people are mean to each other in thread

>>13723875
I got into an argument about who's a flyover on 4chan around 2009 or 2010 and some guy claiming to be from my city wanted to meet up with me and "beat the shit out of me" or something, so I posted a location and said see you there, but he never showed up

>>13724041
Why don't you go on reddit if you want people to be nice with each others?
You obviously don't understand this board. Here people say whatever they want, opinions are much more diverse and radicals than on the self-censored reddit. To each their own taste, we don't need to turn 4chan into reddit 2.0.

>>13723734
Get a load of this faggot, jesus christ

>>13724053
Ok nigger

>>13724053
>>13724060
i just think you're funny and i don't understand what it is that makes you folks so angry about food.

>>13724071
Not sugar-coating your opinions doesn't mean you're angry.

>>13723734
Toughen up or get lost.

>>13723734
Guys! Let's focus on the important things for a moment. That thing in the picture doesn't quite look like a swineapple, so what is inside it? Is it just a massive amount of molten cheese? If so, how does the bacon contain that amount of cheese? How are you even supposed to eat it?

>>13723801
I never see anything but nice banners on my desktop browser, but on my phone I had to download AdBlock due to lotion "cum" shot pics other crude stuff that I wouldn't want people to see when I'm traveling, for instance. The crude stuff is starting to creep back in though. I don't think I had that problem on Android with Mimi, but iPhones have no 4chan app.

>>13724041
Go back to your hug box.

You should see /sci/. Even when we help each other with problems on that board we're calling each other irredeemable morons who will never amount to anything. Every single post I make or read on /sci/ falls into one of three categories: purely mathematics, purely vitriol, or a delicate combination.

>>13723952
im not /pol/ but you need to fuck off back to plebbit

>>13723999
Yeah let me watch the same fearmongering cycle we've had for the last 20 years
Nah

>>13724445
It literally says bacon mug

>>13724556
Yes but what is IN the mug?

>>13723783
This, b and pol and a few others are 5chan... this is like a dif website. Chefs and cooks are super critical and mean... This is life... was milfag, restaurants are about the same.. big boy pants and thick skin required.

>>13724071
>I just think it's funny
There you go, anon. There's the fucking secret. Because it is funny. Now kindly go fucking kill yourself

>>13723734
I have a better question.
Why are you such a faggot?
How thin-skinned are you that a little banter from complete strangers has you crying like a stupid blubbering cunt?

>>13723734
I blame euros and canadians
Ameriburgers are some of the nicest people in the world.

>>13723734
>It's fucking food guys. You cook it and eat it.
This plebeian vision of food is exactly what enrages me

>>13724041
I am nice to people the entire day, at least let me have 10min of catharsis

>>13723734
only americans care about which board is the meanest

>>13723734
Polack here, this board is meaner than /pol/ it is more personally insulting. The level of nastiness between posters is the highest, in my opinion, of all the boards, which is why I come here even though I have trouble boiling an egg.

>>13723734
>Who hurt you??

Where ever you came from please go back.

>>13723892
/pol/ is bad because why?

>>13723957
Enough about you, anon.

Bunch of borderline sociopathic products of today’s social media and lack of morals. The better question is why haven’t you grown arrogant as a natural defense mechanism?

You are all suspended and I sentence you to kiss my ass!

>>13723995
It's retards like you that tempt me to side with real nazis when it comes to eugenics.

>>13724713
This. Although, if it's really only 10mins a day I applaud your moderation.

this thread is hilarious
but also i agree with OP, /ck/ does seem more ornery than other boards and i find it fascinating

>>13723734
>Man. Why is everyone on this board so fucking mean?? Who hurt you??
This is 4chan, the internet hate machine, hence the nickname.

>>13723734
>This is the meanest board on all of 4chan, aside from /pol/, I think.
I think /pol/ is kinder than the people here, but you should try /v/ to see what is a truly mean board.

>>13723734
>It's fucking food guys. You cook it and eat it.
>I don't understand how this is so rage inducing.
Refer to Gordon Ramsey, guy is a professional cook and almost has a stroke out of how much rage he feels every time he is in a kitchen with other humans.

>>13723734
>So much animosity between different countries too. The only country really deserving of this hate for its food is the UK and you all know it.
>not china with their fucking bat soup and other nasty shit.
Retarded fuck.

>This is the meanest board on all of 4chan
Don't forget dimwitted. Some of the stupidest posts can be found here.

>>13723734
>This is the meanest board on all of 4chan
You've obviously never visited /b/

>>13724958

I can only stomach /diy/ /o/ /g/ /wsr/ /pol/ and /ck/, and in my professional opinon /ck/ is off the damn chart when it comes to shitpost percentage, and yes, that includes /pol/.

>>13724979
/ck/'s shitposting metrics are thrown off because /int/, /pol/, /sp/ and /fit/ all come here to shitpost at once.
When it was a smaller, slower board before those others existed /ck/ was actually pleasant.

>>13723734
this board isn't even "mean". Bad cooks need criticism, it's what helps them become better or at least serves as a reminder that they should have a little more shame.

>>13723734

>>13723734
>Who hurt you??
post tits slut

ink stink purple dink poop fart out

>>13723734
I kind of agree. I've been on 4chan since 07 and it's gotten worse. Especially since the 2016 elections where the scales tipped from being primarily jokey with a dash of meanness to the other way around. Shits gay but Reddit repulses me so I'm still stuck here.

>>13723964
>but there is politics in literally everything. That's why it can't be contained.

If Freemasons can keep politicks out of their clubrooms, so can 4chins. Too bad moot was an idiot and hiro just wants to sell more troll passes to banned >>>/pol/tarts .

I'd rather this board be slow and mean than fast and gay like /mu/ has gotten

>>13725575
/mu/ is awful, too fast as you say as though every fucking zoomer on there has to make another retarded thread. MODS needs to start deleting all that low effort shit.
I enjoy gusic though

>>13724986
/sp/ is my home board but I got banned this week so I've been hanging around here and /lit/ and a bit of /int/ although it's a bit shit.
I used to to go on /tv/ but I can't be arsed now it's all just memespeak

>>13723734
UH2GB

>>13723734
because everyone here is so god damn unhealthy. i wish death upon every fucking fatass that eats bacon and burgers and burritos.

>>13723734
I've been coming to /ck/ for a while so naturally I hate Food & Cooking

>>13725595
everyone will die one day anon you don't need to wish for it

>>13724853
fuck the mods and the jannies

>>13725604
natural death takes too long. i wish a slow painful early death via heart attack to all the local /ck/ fatasses.

>>13724445
you eat the mug after you've already drank the cheese. it's like a waffle cone. it's not difficult to figure out

>>13723734
If I think about it, I want to compare it to those italian commenters (trolls?) on youtube who get antsy whenever someone breaks pasta into a pot, or god forbid, cook everything in one pot for convenience

>>13723808
Lmao that was me
this board is the best board for shitposting plus I get unbiased judgement of my cooking

life isn't a fairytale OP

>>13723734
Ok, serious reply.
/ck/ has always been a slow, barely moderated, niche board and shitposters see it as an opportunity to post whatever they want without facing any consequences. This board was frequently raided by /b/ and /v/, later by /tv/, /pol/, /r9k/ and /int/ and now by twitter, discord and redditors that think that all 4chan is /pol/. Shitposters easily outnumber regulars and bury any on-topic thread with tons of bait and off-topic threads and shitpost everything else to death, this causes regulars and newfags that come asking for advice to leave and never come back.
Eventually few shitposters hang around enough to become regulars, create their own memes and board culture until the cycle repeats itself again.
t. regular since 2006

>>13723783
>using Chan while calling others newfag
Sweet delicisous irony.

>>13723876
Don’t forget the show offs

>>13725787
Need better gatekeeping

>>13723746
no one cares about you greasy autistic antisocial "oldfags". move on gramps

>>13726266
I bet it has never even been possible for you to Triforce here.

>>13723808
>>13725662
Lol that was my sauce. At least I learned a lot from some of the comments

>threads about fast food are filled with shitposting
>threads about e-celeb hacks are filled with shit flinging
>threads about food and cooking are filled with experiences and discussion

Sounds like a >>13723734 problem, faggot.
>>lgbt

>>13723776
you really defending millennials? pfft

>>13723952
That would never work without mandatory accounts, retard.

>>13723734
This has been surprisingly, one of the kindest, most forgiving, helpful boards on the chan. There's mean people everywhere, it's the internet, but if you can't handle a bit of acid with the sugar you shouldn't be drinking the lemonade, pal.

>>13726688
If an IP has any active posts on /pol/, it should be unable to make any posts on any other boards. Or no blue boards, at the very least.

>>13723756
/ck/ is actually pretty chill. I know it seems like people are being mean on here but it's just banter.

/cgl/ is the meanest board by far. It's against the rules to dox people, especially on there, but if the wrong anon disagrees with you on there, they will fucking come after you. Everyone will accuse everyone of self posting and everyone tries to out other anons. It's nearly impossible to be anon on that board even though that's the point- to be anonymous.
People on /cgl/ will find out a single thing about you and rip you to shreds over it. Unless you're part of the cgl hivemind, they find out what discord or social media you use and they ruin it for you.

>>13723734
Kill yourself niggerfaggot

>>13723734
This board is pretty comfy compared to others, just relax

>>13726741
I don't know how I feel about learning that I'm visiting a board that is also used by a dressup dolly. I think I'll take a break from this site for a little while.

I have zero respect for anyone who complains about people saying mean things to them on the internet instead of just arguing with them and calling them a faggot like a normal person

>>13724897
You quoted OP 4 times.
Are you perhaps, new to using the site?

>>13724772
I feel like the anons who deflect this the hardest are the ones that were definitely fucked by their dad or something along those lines.

>>13726797
>dressup dolly
You don't know what you're talking about.

>>13723892
This is our turf tumblrcuck.

>>13726890
Thank God for the Second Amendment.

>>13724822
The edgy 16 year olds and the tragic adults who sound like edgy 16 year olds, mostly. Why on earth would you want to be in that environment?

>>13724986
I only post on pol and ck and the boards are exactly the same except people here don’t blame Jews quite as much

I like /ck/ because there's a decent amount of industry people on it, and there's clearly an affinity between restaurant culture and 4chan in terms of casual, cheerful hatred, except we do it all day in real life. Being awful to each other is just part of the experience, if you take it personally then none of it's for you anyway.

>>13726921
baited faggot
>>13723734
food is one of the lowest common denominators, hardly surprising that the dumbest and least creative shitposters congregate here.

>>13726962
>I like /ck/ because there's a decent amount of industry people on it
That's a really nice way of saying "mentally ill felons that were barred from any other profession".

>>13724897
u seem a little retarded

>>13723812
>adam
idk why he's even talked about here.

>>13724049
got em