/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13722581
A cold one.

I'd just abstain. The fun of beer is exploring new tastes and new styles.

Guinness probably

>>13722581
Natty daddy because I want to be able to still get drunk but not obese.

>>13722581
>>13722601
Are we including malt liquor?

>>13722581
Grain Belt Premium. Yeah, it's a macro-brewed "meh" beer, but it's a damned fine example of the category. It's also very cheap.

>>13722605
Is it beer? Natty daddy is a lager.

>>13722581

>>13722605
"Malt Liquor" doesn't exist except in the statutes of a few states. Different places define beers over X% alcohol as a malt liquor.

Miller lite.
My favorite is Guinness but I’d be shitting my pants all the time

i dont really like beer

>>13722581
franziskaner

>>13722586
based, but also gay

>>13722581
Duchesse de Bourgogne

>>13722581
pepsi

>>13722666
>checked
No, just gay.

Founders KBS or Pilsner Urquell

>>13722581
No regrets

>>13722581
Community Mosaic.
Deep Ellum IPA.
Oscar Blues Dale's Pale Ale.
Real Ale Devils Backbone.
All high contenders for 'desert island beer' for me. Dale's is probably the best choice.

>>13722581
AleSmith IPA or Port Mongo, as long as I can get it fresh.

>>13722614
Greetings, fellow Minnesotan. Eh. That's different. Oh fer cute.

Allagash White. Id normally drink sours or maine IPAs, but i could live on allagash white

>>13722581
Goudale Ambrée

green tuborg

>>13722581
id rather drink zero beer for the rest of my life thanks

Either saison dupont or tillquin oude geuze

>>13722581
Triple Karmeliet

>>13722581
don't like beer. three shots of balkan gets me straight to the point

>>13724063
this but stoli vodka in a 1L nalgene with powdered gatorade and water.

I haven't had a drink since I completely embarrassed myself at a 2015 Christmas party.

>>13724135
cool

I don't drink beer, so I'd exchange this one scope of choice with free pork ribs.

>>13724135
Wow it must have been really embarrassing to make you completely give up on alcohol.

>>13724138
It was really bad. I'm normally a very quiet and I did a lot of cringe shit. Doesn't help that it was a military party either.....

>>13724244
Story?

The $1 8% tallboys I get from the gas station. I don't drink for the taste

>>13724244
You know you want to tell the story, out with it!

>>13722581
it's not beer, but it's 5% alcohol and comes in a tall can. Twisted Tea, kind of a zangy sweat tea, somewhat remnant of having an arnold palmer (vodka and lemon tea). Also, because its tea it also has some caffeine (not advertised but seen listed in content section before), it doesn't really make you tired.

>>13722586

>>13722581
This

It is cheap

>>13722581
asahi super dry. rice lagers are underrated and it's really cheap compared to any other beer available in norway

>>13722581
pricey but good

It's good stuff

>>13722581
Corona LOL

>>13724371
yessir my nigga

Scrimshaw or Pliny

>>13722581
in highschool, i would have said rolling rock. in college, maybe budweiser. after college, dos equis. now as an alcoholic, ima need golden monkey. takes 12 of them to knock me out, i hate having a low mileage liver

>>13726071
>takes 12 of them to knock me out
That's fucked up. 3 of them is enough to get me trashed. Good beer though. Sour monkey is good as well.

Hell yeahhhhh

>>13722583
fpbp

>>13724437
Same, the only beer I can stand drinking by itself without food.

>>13722628

>>13722932
Devils backbone was what I came tsay

>>13724371
based white girl

Rodenbach Grand Cru

>>13726444
It's a sneaky one, being so smooth and easy to drink and then all of a sudden you're saying stuff like >tsay. I placed Dale's at the top of my list just for the lower abv and therefore more versatility, but I love those three Texas brews.

I wana be drunk all the time

high & drunk > sober > drunk

drunk buzz by itself is shit

>>13727756
Whatchu know bout that?

>>13722581
What's it mean if I already do this by choice?

>>13727797
why in god's name would you pick this particular half-ass beer to be your one and only

>>13727797
post your phytoestrogen tits

>>13727818
That guy picked up some waste boxes from a local brewery to use for moving and then took a photo which he used to troll the fuck out of you. This is the best thing I've ever seen on 4chan. You were totally annihilated.

>>13727818
its not trying to be over the top. I don't like lager or pale ale, but I really hate "hazy" or "fruity" or "extra hoppy" IPA. Or god forbid a disgusting stout.
lagunitas' IPA is simple and to the point, crisp, refreshing, and gets you drunk but not blacked out drunk
>>13727832
pic related
>>13727836
why the fuck would anyone do that? also i can post all the beer caps ive saved, and probably find a pic of a bunch of bottles, if not take a pic now...

>>13724135
>>13724244
you got fucked in the butt didn't you?

>>13722581
Newcastle Brown Ale

>>13727849
>why the fuck would anyone do that?
Uh, because free boxes are useful when you're moving?

>>13728062
if you zoom in you can literally see bottles in the boxes

>>13722581
surprised no one has mentioned Orval yet
perfect all-rounder

>>13724135
tell us

For me, it's beerlao

>>13722581
>I'M LE DOOMER

Why are zoomers obsessed with labeling themselves?

Bellevue

For me, its the Chimay Blue

>>13724135
lol, quitter

ooo tough call

Either a simple lager like yuengling or a nice Belgian like Heffewhatever

>>13722581
Weihenstephaner Original Premium.

>>13722581

>>13729125
Came here to post this.

Strongish, tastes good, available cheaply.

>>13726551
This or saison dupont is the correct answer

>>13725403
>pricey
kek i live in yorkshire this shit is like £2 a pint at a pub

>>13722601
>>13722622
based Natty bros
for me it's Natty Daddy

>>13729744
does anyone anywhere drink Natty after finishing college?

>>13727760
prolly tons

>>13729757
PWT's

>>13729757
me

>>13729773
why tho?

>>13724050
Eerst goan wandelen in t'Kalmthout en dan lekkere pannenkoekskes goan eten bij tante jozefien. Maar niet zonder ne goeie trippel karmeliet

>>13722581
A very, very big one, since it's supposed to last the rest of my life.

>>13722583
>my favorite beer is the one in my hand

>>13722586
>>13722581
vanilla bean porter

>>13729777
The carbs to alcohol ratio is top tier and uncontested among cheap brews.

I honestly couldn't answer this since I only drink on holidays.

It'd probably end up being the mildest ale or lager. Something like Harp or Beerito.

>>13732103
tfw ausbro so i cant get my hands on natty

sounds based

>>13732492
Only ~10g of carbs per 25oz can at 8% abv, can't beat that at 2 for $2.50 USD. A 24oz can of Steel reserve is over 30g of carbs, definitely adds up if you're polishing off more than one.

>>13732492
Get a box of dry apera and mix it with soda water. Thank me later.

>>13732511
damn. all the low carb beers ive seen here are about 3% ABV bar one or two that arent that low in carbs. fucken bogans have fucked us again >>13732515
looks foul desu, what brand should i try

>>13724135
greentext it

>>13725403
my nigga

>>13732635
>2015
>work Christmas party
>start drinking a beer to be social even though i don't like it much
>boss says "looks like anon isn't a complete monk after all"
>everybody laughs
>deeply embarrassed
>go home early and cry self to sleep

>>13732660
bro, why are you embarrassed? it wasnt an insult, it was a joke... they basically meant you were a normal person, one of them

>>13724268
>>13724347
>>13732635
Not really that exciting desu.
>Really awkward socially and have been since I cam remember
>it's at the point where people laugh at me in my face whenever I interact with them not even trying to hide the fact where they think I'm inferior to them
>100% sure all of my coworkers talk shit about me behind my back
>Don't want to go to christmas party but the commander says it's "highly encouraged that everyone attend"
>Decide if I go im gonna do it fucked up
>as soon as I arrive at the party I go to the bar get to Vodkas with Sprite
>go sit at table with rest of coworkers and make light awkward convo for about 5 min
>go get another 3 Vodkas with sprite
>see roommate in line with his friends
>one of is a qt blond and she turns ground and waves awkwardly at me l, I can immediatedly tell she thinks I'm weird and repulsive
>Go back to table with booze at this point I can feel a slight buzz going and I open up
>Start joining in convo at the table about President Obama
>I went on a rant on about how democracy/republics are doomed to fail and we need a new Hitler to take the reigns of the American Empire
>get two more Vodka with Sprites, I'm getting pretty drunk at this point
>start teasing one of my coworkers telling him because he's Italian he can't trusted
>tell another one of my coworkers who's really into making music that I'd rather kill myself than listen to any of the garbage he creates
>get 3 more Vodka with sprites
>someone at my table tells me I'm too drunk and should just go back to my dorm
>tell him to suck my left nut because he's a fucking bitch
>I win a raffle and get excited then start imitating and airplane drunkedly running around the ballroom
>get on stage to accept my prize and mutter something drunkedly into the microphone I don't even remember what it was then let out a loud "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and airplane run back to my seat
>I down two of my coworkers drinks that he didn't finish

>>13722581
Shock top or hefeweizen. I'd rather not drink shit for the rest of my life, even if it's only beer that becomes shit.

>>13732721
people laugh when they're awkard, they're probably not laughing at you, they're just as uncomfortable as you are

>>13732721
Jesus christ dude.

>>13732721
>cntd
>decide I'm bored with my current table and go to the table where rest of my coworkers were sitting
>Dap everyone up at the table like I'm Tyrone the Hood nigga
>Then get into a conversation with one of my coworkers about girl and start giving him advice which is funny because I was a KHV
>Night is winding down and I think to myself "I don't have to go home alone"
>remember my roommate's blond qt friend from earlier in the night
>try to find her
>end up finding my roommate's friend group but the blonde girl isn't there
>instead I short a short blond fat bitch
>think to myself "this will do"
>next thing I know is that she's walking me to my room
>try making a ton of really cringe sexual advances on her but she keeps saying no
>start crying
>Tell her "I'm so alone I can't take it anymore"
>she walks me back into my room and tucks me into my bed
>As she leaves I ask her where she's going
>she laughs and walks away
>mutter to myself "fucking bitch" and fall asleep
>wake up the next morning hungover and realize what I had done the night before
>mfw the shame still haunts me to this day

>>13732729
I don't think so because I've had several times where I'm just sitting in the office and I look them in the eye and then theu say hey [coworker] look, and then the other person comes and they start laughing at me.

>>13732755
it is probably just a joke and they're laughing with each other, people don't just form teams to stand around and laugh at people. just come to terms with being autistic, you won't get the jokes but if you're doing well and you're around other successful people don't assume they're laughing at you, there's better reasons to laugh

idk it all tastes the same

a bottle the size of my house so it lasts a long time! haha I love drinking!

just kidding ahem fuck alcohol and fuck people who drink it!

Pic related. This is the best. I can only drink this. Everything else tastes like water.

>>13722601
Honestly, this. I drink it when I have to to resort to beer.
Beer fucking sucks.

>>13732817
>I drink it when I have to resort to beer
>beer fucking sucks
>Natty
>drinks the worst beer possible known to man
stupid zoomer

>>13722614
nulm bros unite

Orval although SNPA is a close second.

i dont drink anymore but id be good with rolling rock or mgd

>>13732721
idk man, doesnt sound too bad. You basically said some things you shouldnt have and went full drunk with that airplane stunt. No harm done is youre okay in my book.

If I had to limit myself I'd most likely pick a cider over a beer

>>13732833
You're a stupid zoomer if you think that's the worst beer possible known to man. You need to try some more beers.

San Miguel for that sweet sweet cost-to-quality ratio
4 pints for £6, and it's actually good

The one I brewed myself

>>13722581
for me? if i could have any brew i liked? it'd have to be a corona

>>13734276
It tastes fucking horrible. What tastes worse than Natty that isn't basically the same shit?

>>13732721
at least im not the only one who rambles about how WWII started and how Internationalists need to be thrown out of positions of power when im drunk to the point everyone changes the topic
still not as bad as my story
>be 22
>start new band with black guys who are 68 and the other 45.
>go to backyard party with them
>everyone is over 40 except for homeowner's son who is 32
>start drinking heavily like i would at a party with people my age
>black out
>wake up in band's house
>wearing someone else's clothes that smell like piss and vomit
>get told by bass player's wife (who is white) i started screaming "niggers"
>went into house
>passed out in a puddle of puke on the carpet floor
>band mates threw me into cold shower butt naked
>i walked out of the shower into the backyard butt naked
>started shaking my extremely tiny shriveled dick and nuts at old ladies
>band puts me back into shower
>i come out and lay on someone's bed butt naked and scream singing
>piss on bed
>homeowner gives me clothes so band mates could take me home
>piss and puke in their car
saw all the people again about a week later at a gig. i kept saying to people I didnt remember what happened but Im sorry.
all the old ladies just laugh and say im wild
the guys just laugh and shake their head

good thing i don't remember what happened or the shame would probably be really bad, although i have the faintest memory of shaking my dick in an old ladies face while she was sitting down, and i thought i was a male stripper

>>13734395
Do you even drink beer?

>>13722581
Chopfarb

>>13734358
Enjoy your corona virus.

peach cisco

>>13732721
didn't happen. kys larper

>>13732744
>>13732721
you are a legend
you made memories, well done

>>13732790
kys.

>>13722592

>>13732807
based wisconsin bro. not my favorite new glarus, but probably the one i could drink anytime

>>13722581
Something light and smooth. I like Goose Island 312.

>>13734788
Not the same guy but what's your favorite? I like Spotted Cow but I'd go Moon Man out of the perennials they put out, every time I go up there I grab a few cases to bring back with me (t. Chicagofag).

>>13734804
Not him, but cherry comes in 4 packs now. Just BYOSP of their seasonals at the Pig or something.

Licher

>>13722674
ct f Urq
nice my man
Pilsner Urquell isnt the best beer but it's the best at this contest

>>13722581
St. Bernardus 12 or Rochefort 12

>>13722581
MGD

this for sure dunno if they have it outside of quebec tho

>>13722583
a pale ale or a mexican light beer

>>13722581
Dogfish Head Seaquench ale

>>13722592
This

>>13734506
Lol

>>13732721
If you were in dorms, you were young, fuck it shit happens, youll laugh in 10 years.

>>13734506
If true, relatively based.

Barbar Blonde.
And that is coming from a Germanfag.

yeungling

>>13732721
This wasn't terrible. Most of us have been there with drinking too much. You didn't cause harm but rather probably a lot of laughs. I hope you find your confidence anon. Keep your head up!

>>13729159
the true answer.

>>13735569
Why? That's really mediocre industrial beer.

>>13724532

>I was there, when the quality went up and down... from 1,59zł to 2,59zł per bottle.

Jak się teraz ma

>>13722581
Guinness.

>>13732744
>>13732721
thats nothing. you're keeping yourself up at night over that?

>>13735579
No matter how many of them you drink, it retains its punch and deep helles lager flavor. That's what I love in a beer. Nothing mediocre about it for me.

>>13736068
Wow, imagine if you drank actually good beer.

Anchor Steam Beer.

>>13729125
Agreed.

>>13722592
If it's the real one thats served room temp then yeah it's Guinness

>>13736073
Weihenstephan actually makes good macro-brewed beer. Their hefeweizen is still one of the world's iconic Bavarian style hefeweizens and even though there are better rated and received beers, it still retains its place between all the stuff produced in microbreweries.
t. brewer, used to work in a craft beer bar.

>>13736073
likeyouropinionman.jpg

Don't care what some faggot with a palate that tastes things like Dr. Pepper on a regular basis thinks is good.

>>13736434
People on this board with palates similar to toddlers don't know shit like that bro.

Probably something like goose island bourbon county, firestone mole merkin, or abraxas by perennial

Krombacher Pils

Hands down the best pilsner I've ever had.

>>13738362
Thanks god you're here.

>>13722586
what a gigantic hipster faggot you are.

>>13722663

Based

High Life. I can handle a high life after work, but I can't handle a DIPA after working outside

>>13722581
I just drink the local brewery’s beer so I guess I’ll keep doing that

>>13722581
Stella actatwat

>>13732721
I understand, anon.
I've done so much dumb drunk shit, the only reason I still sometimes get a buzz on is because my memory blacks out when I'm too drunk.
One of the reasons I calm myself these days is because I have a very vivid memory of getting shitfaced and having a burping competition at a nice local small pub. One of the patrons even asked me to stop when i went to piss, but I forgot and did several more through the night.
I was world class at burping at the time even.

>>13738756
What a cute logo.

>>13726444
>>13722932
Hasn't been the same since the sale to Inbev and I never really liked most of their shit before that. I prefer the Full Nelson, it tastes like the background radiation to this beautiful shithole.

>>13732721
You are not very high on the 'pried open when drunk' power scale and you should get over yourself. Your own standard for how eloquent and likable you should be is what is making you ineloquent and awkward.

Gotta be Steam Whistle. Can't really describe it without sounding like a shill but it's always been a favorite. One of a handful of good things about living in Toronto.

>>13722581
Schlafly Kolsch

>>13732744
I raped a boy with my finger at a Halloween party

>>13740660
Wtf, bro. Steamwhistle is seriously bad beer. That shit is disgusting.

>>13722581
Kölsch

>>13740730
why? do you feel remorse or empathy for such an evil action? i would murder you if i had a gun

>>13740926
I want to kill myself

One beer forever, might as well pick something that is drinkable in any situation. 28 bottles of skunky goodness yes please.

Coors light

>>13732721
mmmm love me some stale pasta

>>13722970
My absolute niggy. Grew up 5 minutes from the brewery and Im upset it took me till age 25 to drink it.

>>13734596
>>13734358
>>13725435
Unironically this. Always with a Lhyme too

bud light

its a classic for a reason and ill be ok with it a long time

>why yes I am the only good beer in existence

Carling Black Label Supreme

>>13722592
Yep

>>13722581
Schaefer
>>13722601
I usually get natural ice, which one has calories/abv?

For me its the Konig Ludwig Weissbeir.

Beer brewed for King Ludwig The Firsts wedding which became the first October Fest.

Absolutely amazing.

Hundreds of years of history.

Follows German purity laws.

Local beer haus flys it in from Munich for freshness.

Gets you fucked up.

Looks manly AF drinking from a mass stein.

All other heffs on suicide watch.

>>13733966
That stuff is pretty gud, it reminds me of a mexican drink called tepache, which is pinapple, sugar and water left to ferment for a few days

>>13742262
seconded!

one where you remove all ingredients except water
where my h20 niggas at

>>13743802
>h20
Are you being retarded on purpose.

>>13743813
im gonna eat ur ass

>>13742754
Witbier is probably one of the worst styles of beer.

Höga kusten

>>13722581
Not a beer butt fuck it

>>13722581
a big one lol

>>13722581
for me its sprechers root BEER

>>13738510
He's right, though.

>>13722592
>>13734778
>>13735059
>>13736157
>>13743172
Guinness is the Bud Light of stouts.

>>13726152
zozzle

>>13722674
I love KBS, but I couldn't drink it all the time. For me, it's Deschutes Mirror Pond.

>>13725403
For me, it's their oatmeal stout.

>>13729621
You serious? It's about $7 for a single at any liquor store in my area. I suppose we pay more for the novelty of import over here.

>>13727836
Daddy, chill.

>>13746353
Forgot pic.

Still salty they changed the label, this was aesthetic as fuck. They done goofed.

Touches all the bases for me.

>>13746463
Baladin Xyauyu is the best beer I ever had but saying that it's the only beer I would ever want to drink feels pretentious

lean

>>13722581
a cold beer

>>13743133
Based, cheap and super effective

>>13722583

>>13722581
al/ck/ replacement >>>/r9k/57005269

A fresh wojak radler

>>13748492
Why a shandy?

>>13746375
dem tariffs did ya dirty

>>13734960
>the old style 24oz can
Downed many of those over the years

>>13732744
Pretty rough but if it's been 5 years it's just a good story and should probably have been that just about a week after it took place

>>13722581
White Claw

>>13722592
Cringe and bluepilled

>>13732744
That ain't shit dude. Once I got way too high as a kid and my friend lied about it being laced stuff so I freaked out, locked the door and called 911. Lost about 22 friends that night.

>>13749314
you better have ovaries

probably La Trappe Tripel.

>>13746467

If we're going for pretentious beer, I'd go for some brut de bon chien or stille nacht special reserva

>>13722581
Very short.

>>13738756
>a lifetime of beer that tastes like raw pizza dough

>>13734960
Good choice

>>13739396
My man. Your french accent could use some brushing up on though.

>>13722581
cannabis

>>13722586
This is one of the gayest things I've ever read in my life.

>>13722631
This. Miller Lite is the ultimate fun times with friends brewski

Smithwick's

canadian pisswater beer like moosehead
i like crafty shit but not everytime

>>13751144
This. It also tastes like feet.

>>13732721
>>13732744
That doesn't sound that bad

Cascade lager. Fuck every Aussie who hates it

Well, since I'm not a manchild that DRINKS beer, I would choose a Corona to buttrape a chicken with every now and again.

>>13729159
>Weihenstephaner
based but I would choose Vitus over Original Premium.

>>13745665
ill have what hes having, but make it BANGS

>>13754746
>BANGS

Lambic
or some sour beer
maybe one of those honey/mead frothy beers
or maybe onethat ill brew with tumeric, peprika, and wild rice.

>>13734506
Lmao, your friends are based. Amazing, amazing, HAHAHAHAHA!