/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'd do a combo on her with brad

>>13707690
who is this gargoyle?

>>13707690
>I took an ambien
Wine aunt

I'd stuff her snack if you know what I mean

>I’ve never had combos before...

I’d eat her snack

Whoever made that gun joke is a legend. He probably posted that on some old school bulletin board in 2005 and it's still trolling roasties in 2020.

She looks absolutely radiant. I wonder if she's ovulating today

>>13707690
Ugly dumpster fire of a "cook"... Brad is only one worth watching... I hate how every video is "Pro chef makes x" None of them are even close to "Pro" Brad is at least funny.

>>13708020
brad's regular episodes also have a good balance of entertainment:time
dunno who approves of those 30-40 minute abominations

>>13707872
>childish post
Then post something you consider on-topic, dickhead.

only an ultra fatass would spend even 2 minutes watching this dumb series

>>13707883
based

>>13707690
Stop shilling this old jewish woman

>>13707690
why does she dress like fucking dogshit?

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Shut your whore mouth

>>13708070
i'm anorexic you insensitive twat

>>13707883
i concur. shes truly a heavenly blessed beauty

ha

flat bottom, flat bottom

delightful dig there

>>13707690
If I open and close the video player 10 times, does mommy Claire get 10 clicks or just one?

Superior

>>13708816
to a homosexual's eye

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Gaynog

>>13708825
no Yo(u)

>>13707690
She's so fucking lazy. She fucked up her pretzel dough and, despite being paid to just play around, didn't even bother to redo it.

what did she mean by this?

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>>13709378
Stop watching this normalfag smut viral video crap at once.

>>13707690
The half-life of zolpidem is like two hours, she's a retard.

>>13709509
I was right to never watch their videos. There's just something about people, when it's genuine people doing videos about their jobs versus people doing work for the videos.

Check out Bruno albouze, he is genuine and just shares his knowledge rather than make forced videos about food.

>>13710017
bleh would not eat

>>13709647
Albouze is as fake as it gets, seriously, all of his mannerisms and his sentences feel forced as fuck. Not to mention his completely overacted french accent.

>>13709647
>he is genuine
I bet u also think that french guy is geniuine lol

>>13707690
How come they're all mediocre chefs/cooks?
Are they just hired for marketability?

>>13709647

+1 for Bruno Albouze

Off-topic bait/shill threads CAN be reported, just a friendly reminder to everyone who's pissed that the shills are FLOODING /ck/ with these shit threads.

>>13711394
Been reporting every single e celeb shill thread everytime I could. Jannies and mods just don't care as long as it's not Joey or Dino.

>>13711488
I've been reporting BA threads for a while now too, and they actually do get deleted when you report them quickly and early on right after they get posted, before there's 200 replies of paid shills and their useful idiots.

>>13707872
tpbp
you faggot zoomers need to go eat tide pods until you die

>>13711492
consider reporting this bait thread!

>>13711499
i do. jannies dont ever do their """"""""job""""""""

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To be fair they don't get paid.

>>13711491
Good on you Anon. I'll keep at it no matter what out of principle.

>>13711368
Is Brad the only non-Jew?

>>13707690
>kino
Fuck off

>>13709378
Claire saffitz is so hot. And funny. And smart. The complete package.

>>13711906
She’s the kind of package that gets an extra shipping charge for being over the standard weight limit.

i dream of her ass

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>>13711996
imagine being this obsessed with e-celebs
you zoomer faggots are cancer

>>13712001
>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST DISCUSS A FOOD RELATED YOUTUBE CHANNEL ON A COOKING BOARD
>E-CELEBS! ZOOMERS! FAGGOTS! REEEEEEE

>>13712369
t. social and genetic dead end

>>13711488
if the op is actually about food or cooking in some way, it's not getting deleted m8. if it's just about the person, it gets killed. that's how it works out, there's no point in complaining in threads like these where it's actually tied to a video about people making food

>>13712420
these threads are obvious bait, and of course it's just about the person, so reporting op for being off-topic would be a legitimate action to take.

>>13711956
ew killitwithfire

>>13708843
lmao pizza bro

>>13712844
It doesn't matter, though, because the OP itself falls within the rules. Feel free to report whatever you like, but don't be surprised when threads like this stay up until their natural death

>>13711488
>I keep reporting these threads but they never get taken down
Just for a moment consider that maybe the problem is YOU and not the thread.

Bump

She seems like a bitch

She is marginally attractive though

>>13707690
>VEGETABLE OIL (PALM KERNEL OIL, PALM OIL, CORN OIL, HYDROGENATED PALM OIL, AND/OR HYDROGENATED KERNEL PALM OIL)
Really covering all their bases, eh? Damn

>>13711678
Its fucking New-York, also the spic on the right doesn't look jewish.

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you will never make a solution with that garlic and that jar of water and have an enema while careless whisper plays on repeat on the background
why even bother with this life

>>13707690
I've only seen a few of her videos but she seems fucking depressed and hating what shes doing, being miserable like she just hit the "I'm in my mid 30s and realizing life sucks" wall.

remember when she got mogged by sohla

>>13717454
Sohla is the best BA girl and it's not even close

>>13708491
she's promoting Hila Klein's clothing line

>>13717510
For a split second I thought you said Helen Keller

>>13717476
she's ugly though. seems like a good cook and a nice girl though

Thanks to this post I now have a shitload of her videos in my Watch Later and I want to try homemade Sour Patch Kids, Twix, Butterfinger, Etc...
I’m almost at my goal weight too, only 24 more pounds

>>13712001
Fucking based

can someone please make some sort of food that is shaped like her vagina so i can jerk off to it but also its food related so the (((janitors))) don't delete it

>>13707690
When is this Jew bitch finally going to get Auschwitzd'?

I only got 2 minutes into Priya making soup before I couldn't take her I'M FUCKING INDIAN shit anymore.
I hate immigrants or first generation that refuse to have a personality and instead just act out that one facet of themselves.
Even worse are Italian Americans that are 4th or 5th generation but act like they know about Sicily and shit.

>>13708816
yea, i also like tall girls.

>>13707698
kek this. First thing that came to mind.

>>13712001
What about Kay, Jack, Joey, Sarah and all the other food "ecelebs"? This board is one of the few that is actually improved by posting eceleb content.

id give my left testicle to have a threesome with claire and carla

>>13719080
>muh celebs
Have a Josh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr_2ff46ULQ

And some LGR ramen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQFNtiQ41JY

why does she have blue fingernails all the time. does she lack oxygen? is this why she is so pale?