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Homemade moonshine at a music festival

>>13707443
Some guy once handed me a warm cup of mead at a German market, which I initially thought was a cup of lukewarm piss.

>>13707457
moonshine that he said was in his freezer for over a year. it was thick. i did like 4 shots.

>>13708148
That's pretty ballsy to have that much of it. I tried one shot of homemade moonshine one time and it tasted worse than everclear

>>13707443
Ever? Moonshine made from donuts
At a bar? Some fruity drink called "Plan B" from a hole in the wall that made me black out after only two of them. Either I was roofied or they were ridiculously strong but caffeinated.

Homemade banana cream schnapps fermented in the ground out back behind a german hostel. Along with some Everclear, was a good night.

>>13707443
>>13707443
A wook ran up to me at phish show and handed me a huge mason jar full of green liquid and ran off. Me and my friends drank some turned out to be a big jar of Ayahuasca

>>13707443
IL NERO DI TROIA

>>13708543
Did it taste anything like donuts?

>>13708570
That was a nice gift. I have always wanted to try mescaline.

My own pee

>>13707443
Got roofied once in a gay bar. Luckily I know what benzos feel like and just called a taxi. Strangely flattering.

>>13709249
It was Ayahuasca, which is DMT plus a monoamine oxidase inhibitor.

>>13709429
disgusting, michael.

>>13709505
Who me?

The Stinky Jerry. I cant say much, but it involved grain alcohol, and a type of musky fruit I couldnt place

One time I was sitting on a bench and a van pulled up and asked if I wanted some whiskey, so I got in and drank Kentucky Gentlemen with a bunch of strangers

>>13708492
I’m not surprised. I doubt many shiners proof it, and I’m sure that some only distill once.

>>13707443
Clear liquor in Arkansas

Anything you're handed at a dance/rave where someone just says "here drink this" should be treated with some level of suspicion.

>>13707443

One with a massive umbrella in it

>>13709558
>musky fruit I couldnt place
Durian? Did it smell like that sweet rotting scent of a dumpster on a warm day?

>>13707443
I was in Lanquin, Guatemala, a tiny town only visited by gringos because of access to Semuc Champey a beautiful natural formation of crystal clear pools filtered from the ground through rocks via great pressure, and it happened to be during their annual County fare. So whilst watching Guatemalan vaqueros riding bulls that had just been tazed in the balls I partook of the local delicacy, guaro (like rum but distilled straight from sugar cane rather than having that molasses mid-point) served in plastic baggies with a straw. Good times.

>>13710571
>like rum but distilled straight from sugar cane rather than having that molasses mid-point

you dont know what your talking about, american

>>13710082
underated post

Jail brew when I was in prison. I fermented it myself in my cell out of sultanas and jam.

>>13709470
the degeneracies of the gay community never ceases to amaze me

>>13710082

>>13710082
haha good one dad!

Fuckin' baijiu when I lived in China. Brought a bottle back for a friend of mine, he dubbed it Satan Piss. Stuff's fuckin' nasty, but man, does it ever get you drunk.

>>13707443
Homemade brandy from a bathtub from an old moldavian granny.

Wish I was joking.

I also tasted homemade "orujo" in Spain, but this was fucking good.

>>13710736
Nothing compared to the Catholic church

desi daru which is indian moonshine i guess.. that shit is lethal

When I live in Hong Kong my bud found a bottle of baijiu with some snakes wrestling on the label. We couldn't read Chinese so we just called it snake juice. It was foul.

>>13707443
this shit

>>13708580
Basato

>>13710711
That was my understanding but I'd love to be further educated. I actually drank more of it in Costa Rica a few years after that because it was a buck a shot at most hostels.

>>13709475
>>13708570
I can’t tell if that’s cool or scary. I wonder if the guy even meant to give it to you, or his friends found him later and gave him tons of shit for being a retarded faggot.

>bumming around some random house with a buddy in Michigan a few years back
>couple of squatters in the place, two chicks
>very clearly strung out
>must've just been high because they weren't freaking out
>offered us some clear liquid in a mason jar
>moonshine
>got shitfaced with a couple homeless broads

And it still burns when I piss, don't get blackout drunk with strange women, anons.

>>13707443
Honey liquor with apple cider

>>13711982
What else would you expect at a psyc rock concert? A kale smoothie?

>>13710082
took me a second

i drank a sludgy mixture of orange juice and ground up morning glory seeds. worst tasting concoction ever spent 4 hours on the toilet with the worst diarrhea ive ever had in my life

>>13710082
Puns are not humor.

>>13714762
Haha. Are you my freshman year girlfriend?

>>13707443
50/50 vodka beer mixer served by myself on my 21st. Afterwards got back to playing pick up basketball and football with my friends in the afternoon. I even made a few shots and had a few catches as WR at the park. Good times back when I wasn't an absolute pariah. Good times

Got given free shots in a back alley strip club in slovakia. Didnt even ask what they were but drank like 10+ of them and ended up loosing 150 euros and being sick on myself cant remember much else

>>13711262
Guess you've never heard of bug catching. Also those priests are fags so you contradict yourself.

>>13710082
kek

>>13714772
John?

>>13715598
Uh, yeah?

something called a jersey turnpike

>>13711330
wtf is it?

post the plastic whiskey jug with the horse on it

>>13707443
Indonesian coconut moonshine, served out of a petrol canister.
It tasted like gasoline too, they might've not cleaned the canister too well before pouring the moonshine in.

>>13715601
Larp harder

>>13708543
Hiw was your doughnut after the plan B?

>>13711262
faggots always have to say something about religion

go gape some where else nigger

>>13707443
Latte di suocera. Nasty.

>>13707443
My aging aunts leftover breast milk.

>>13707443
my warmaster, upon my arrival at his designated base for that particular con, handed me a solo cup of some vibrant green liquid and said "drink"

to this day I'm not entirely certain what was in it, but I was stumbling dickered within ten minutes.

>>13708492
Depends on who makes it like anything. The stuff I get is better then any of the 'moonshines' they offer in stores.

>>13709429
is it not normal to try it at least once in your life
I remember randomly peeing into my cupped hand once just to try it when I was younger.

>>13708492
I was careless and going through a very rough time, I would have drank anything offered to me. It was full of apples though so it wasn't undrinkable.

>>13708492
it can be the worst thing you've ever drank or it can be very tasty, depends on who's making it

>>13714767
I don't think you know what a pun is.

>>13707443
I went to "Mitla" in Kyiv iirc and upon sitting down, got served a free shot made of vodka, mustard seeds, some spicy stuff, anise seed and probably something else
It was disgusting but the servers in their traditional clothes looked so enthusiastic, I had to pretend to like it

>>13717610
It has to be somewhat normal. I've done it too.

piss

>>13711262
You mean the homosexuals in the Catholic Church?

I asked for an old fashioned at a bar. What they gave me was basically water in a glass with some whiskey in it. It was really fucking bad.