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Why are people like this?

https://youtu.be/3yji2djI8r8

>> No.13700427

baby's first capsaicin cramps

>> No.13700432

>people

>> No.13700461

adrenaline high from hot sauce is fun sometimes

>> No.13700469

>>13700461
>t. filthy junky

>> No.13700480

>>13700417
of Mice and Men...

>> No.13700490

>>13700417
Pansy. I bet everyone in the hospital was laughing at him.

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>Pansy. I bet everyone in the hospital was laughing at him.

>> No.13700508

>>13700504
Don’t you point a soyjak at me.

>> No.13700525

>>13700417
>reads do not ingest directly
>takes a giant knife-full of literal plutonium
this nigga retarded?

>> No.13700718

>>13700525
Yes. Fans of Hot Ones have literal brain damage.

>> No.13701032

>>13700417
Do Americans really..?

>> No.13701038

Johnny Scoville drank the whole bottle...

>> No.13701061

>>13700417
>filename

>> No.13701072

>>13700417
Is the hot black babe his wife or his caretaker?

>> No.13701082
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>>13701032
Anything is possible in Flavortown

>> No.13701192

imagine the putrid stench of your vinegary shits the next morning..

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13701331

>Why yes, I do have a large collection of hot sauces at home. How could you tell?

>> No.13701355

>>13700417
>gorilla gf
>shitty low income apartment
>dogs with bells
>hot sauce collection

This is like some sad fucking nightmare.

>> No.13701372
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13701372

why is the first thing i see a gorrila

>> No.13701404
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>>13700417
>gloats about his spicy food tolerance before it kicks in properly
>is borderline panicking minutes after
>moans all the way to the ER hours later for pain medicine because he couldn't handle the stomach ulcer he gave himself
King of the hotsauce soyboys right here. Is this the reincarnation of faggot.jpg himself?

>> No.13701410

>>13700417
same reason you see people coping with "BWC" memes on 4chan. It's just insecurity stemming from an already popular stereotype.

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>>13701404
holy shit

>> No.13701415

>>13700417
God forbid people like to do stuff

>> No.13701419

>>13700417
>eats hotsauce
>"It's hot, it's very hot"
>eats another hotsauce
>"It's hot, it's very hot"
Thanks but I'm not gonna wait for him to repeat this for (what a coincidence) just above 10 minutes.

>> No.13701421

>>13701415
kys

>> No.13701427

>>13701419
>eats hottest hot sauce
>"It's hot, it's pretty hot"
Not even kidding

>> No.13701435

>>13701419
>>13701427
nobody knows what you’re talking about, schizo.

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>>13701404
good lord that third panel

>> No.13701777

>>13701192
Based as fuck.

>> No.13701779

>>13701419
You can actually skip ahead at intervals to get a general gist of the overall video, just for the future. Very few people actually watch YouTube videos all the way from start to finish.

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>>13700417
I had one of those and it was fucking hot.
Don't get chili heads desu, was misery.

>> No.13702764

>>13701404
based

>> No.13702801

>>13700417
How the fuck did hot sauce even become a hobby

>> No.13702913

>>13702801
it makes low t failures feel like they’ve achieved something

>> No.13702930

>>13701404
wait, he's black? never noticed

>> No.13703187

DUDE HOT SAUCE

>> No.13703238

>>13702801
Started getting popular in 2013 when racial/alternative living became a controversial topic in the U.S. again.

>> No.13703403
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>>13700417
>soyboy almost kills himself with literal acid
>"interesting"
>QUICK WHERE'S THE FUCKING MILK
>has to resort to soymilk cause negro gf is lactose intolerant
>ends up in hospital

that's some poetry right there

>> No.13703599

>>13700417
During video then after the ed, then a week later he is still wearing the same blue shirt. Does he only own one shirt?

>> No.13704093

>>13700417
>>13701404
>>13703403
holy shit the memes are real

>> No.13704118

>>13703403
>cow mucus contains a natural neutralizer for the molecule that creates "spice"
>soy bean paste is used to enhance spicy flavor

>> No.13704155
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13704155

>holy shit the memes are real

>> No.13704880

(((MEN))) like this should be bullied into suicide

>> No.13704918

>>13704880
Nice hot take, but come one now. I'm sure you're not exactly a prize yourself don't be so harsh.

>> No.13704931

>>13704918
It’s the right thing to do. Also I am VERY based.

>> No.13704958

>>13704931
No you're not Dijak

>> No.13704961

>>13704880
based and redpilled

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>>13700417
>Why are people like this?
you mean stupidly eating food that is ridiculously hot past the point of tasting good? or that the response will all be wanna be men who will all claim that they can eat the same thing when the reality is they will never have to prove that they can.

>>13700427
here's one now

>>13700490
and another

>>13701192
oh look it's this guy HAHAHAHA isn't he funny. ಠ_ಠ

>>13701372
>>13704880
I see /pol/ made it.

>>13701777
>>13704961
no thread is complete without them and those words they don't know the meaning of.

>>13702801
and the usual someone asking a question who's answer should be obvious.

>> No.13705065

>>13703403
capsaicin isn't acidic its akaline.

pepper concentrate is pretty much the same effect as chugging ammonia

>> No.13705123

>>13701404
This is the funniest thing posted on /ck/ this year

>> No.13705178

>>13701404
5th panel needed the carton of soy milk in there

>> No.13705324

>>13701404
BASED and SAVED

>> No.13705458

>>13701404
lol

>> No.13705465

>>13701404
kek

>> No.13705768

>>13703403
this is my new lockscreen wallpaper

>> No.13705792

>>13700417
I bet that nigress can’t stand this derpy faggot

>> No.13705797

>>13700417
kino starts around 6:00 in

>> No.13706050

can't help but post this

https://youtu.be/EZKY4US_UBQ

>> No.13706065

>>13700417
There's a difference between a bit of spice to add depth of flavor and just adding on pepper spray grade liquids to be a jackass

>> No.13706068

>>13705065
Pro-tip: capsaicin is soluble in alcohol

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>>13705045
here's the mass replying faggot fuck off back to facebook

>> No.13707559

>>13706068
So it would make a good lube?

>> No.13707636

Why do people need to ruin the flavor of their meat with hot sauce? I've never been eating a steak or something and thought "This would be better if my mouth was on fire."

>> No.13707683
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>>13704093
I know right?!?!?!
Funny funny memememememememememes!!!! XD Memes funny SOOOOOOOOOOY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOY ONIONS ONIONS SOOOOOOOOOOY
lol guys see im a memer!

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>I know right?!?!?!
Funny funny >memememememememememes!!!! XD Memes funny SOOOOOOOOOOY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOY ONIONS ONIONS SOOOOOOOOOOY
lol guys see im a memer!

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>>13705178

>> No.13707758

>>13702930
I'd say he's about 56 percent of the way there.

>> No.13707763

>>13700461
nigga u gay

>> No.13707796

>>13701415
Dilate it, tranny

>> No.13707799

>>13701779
>Very few people actually watch YouTube videos all the way from start to finish.
Generation zoom zoom.
I watch almost all videos start to finish

>> No.13708387 [DELETED] 

jfc

>> No.13708588

WHY DO THE DOGS HAVE FUCKING BELLS

>> No.13709381

>>13701355
Truly

>> No.13709459

>>13700417
I would gladly see this idiot just for the entertainment value. Yesterday someone shoved a nasal spray up their ass, but this guy is twice as dumb as that.

Plan: omeprazole and get the fuck out

t. ER doctor

>> No.13709465

>>13700417
i like when he take the first bite and you can just tell that he's in over his stupid bald head but he tries to play it off while cramming a shitload more into his mouth while bragging that it's not hot enough

>> No.13709557

>>13709459
what would an ER physician do to him? An enema to flush it all out? Some clonazepam? What?

>> No.13709573

>>13709557
The answer is literally in my post.

>> No.13709597

>>13709573
you're an asshole.

>> No.13709627

>>13709459
>t. intern nurse at local hospital
Fixed that for you. No professional doctor would risk their practice by shitting out information on a very recent patient on an anime website with the strictness of confidentiality laws.

>> No.13709639

>>13701410
>>13701410
>seething shitskins that think red vinegar is hot venting on twitter
>meme
Lol, okay bud.

>> No.13709653

>>13707683
The soy meme (dumb as it may be) makes reddit shit their pants in impotent rage. Why bother projecting if you're going to be so blatant about it, reddit?

>> No.13709664

>>13709627
I don't know. If their humor and political leanings are anything to go by, doctors and surgeons are the exact kind of people that would feel comfortable on 4chan. Nurses are the exact opposite in that regard. Plus, it's not like he dropped a name; plenty of research papers talk about patients without disclosing their name.

>> No.13709665

>>13709597
How so?

>>13709627
How does what I posted breach confidentiality? I also saw someone with postural hypotension, good luck finding them with that amount of information.

>> No.13709670

>>13709653
No it doesn’t. It makes people post shit to bait you even more which you mistake for “redditors”. The only actual redditors here are the /pol/dditors who think that because they come to 4chan now means that somehow they are no longer cringe reddit fags despite shitting their pants over “epic memez XD” and whining about real world politics. Old 4chan was a place to leave outside the world behind and now you Redditors want to drag it in and do so through pseudo-political bitch fits like whining about beans.

>> No.13709671

>>13705045
Mass replying retard where did you wander in from

>> No.13709675

>>13707731
Perfect.

>> No.13709712

>>13709665
It may not directly breach it, but it’s enough information that if the patient wanted to they could easily figure out its about them and bring up the issue to your employer. There’s enough people on 4chan who shove things up their ass. Doctors are usually more professional and try to maintain the integrity of their job. Publicly bitching about patients is something nurses and interns to.

>> No.13709718

>>13709712
It's entirely confidential, I have no idea why you're trying to convince me I didn't go to medical school.

>> No.13709728

>>13709712
dude do you know how many people put things up their ass

>> No.13709731

>>13709712
Not him, but there are probably thousands of cases of morons shoving spray bottles or whatever up their ass at any given moment around the world. Doctor anon didn't even say what country he practices in. Nothing he posted breached confidentiality at all.

>> No.13709739

>>13700417
penis

>> No.13709741
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nothing makes a pussy dryer than watching you mace yourself with cheap sloppy chicken wings while you attempt to brag about it through snot and tears

>> No.13709778

>>13709741
speak for yourself

>> No.13709779

>>13709670
Jesus Christ, all that just to say "I'm reddit and /pol/ and soy memes trigger me."
And this is coming from someone who doesn't use either.

>> No.13709780

>>13700417

He looks like he needs to coom

>> No.13709785

>>13709731
Spray bottles up the ass is just the tip of the iceberg. I've had people putting things up their urethra* before, no lie.

*pee hole

>> No.13709807

>>13709785
How do you hold back the laughter? I wouldn't be able to help myself.

>> No.13709808

>>13709741
Femanon here. Can confirm!

>> No.13709834

>>13709807
It's not when they're in the department that's the problem, it's when you bump into them on the high street afterwards. Seriously awkward.

>> No.13709866

>>13701355
>"are you getting this?"
>separate fast food places
>the discordant jingling of the dog's bell throughout the video
>his gap tooth
>follow up a week later
>offended by the nurse comparing his hot sauce to an inferior sauce
>abrupt cut off

>> No.13709911

>>13700417
I had a bunch of habaneros in my fridge and my nosey friend saw them.
>Are they hot?
>Meh, they're not too bad.
>I'll eat one if you eat one.
>Sure, if you insist.
Exactly the same results. No hospital, but the fucker was balled up on my couch for hours, moaning and dry heaving. I had no idea anyone could react like that to spicy food.

>> No.13709919

>>13709911
nice blog, homo.

>> No.13710134

>>13709712
It's perfectly ok for a doctor to discuss a case as long as he keeps the patient anonymous.

>> No.13710172

>>13701427
>"I must have really high heat tolerance"
>goes to the ER
>a week later describes what it's like for spicy food to go through your intestines like he has never experienced it before in his life

>> No.13710192

>>13710172
The hottest thing that I've eaten was a dried Carolina reaper pepper without knowing what it was. Dude should have just got drunk. I had some stomach pain but after a 40 of steel reserve it completely went away.

>> No.13710570

>>13710192
nigger

>> No.13711032

>>13707636
Americans are not people

>> No.13711074

>>13707799
Because you are part of a proper generation. Zoomer's attention spam is ridiculously low, just think that the maximum effort they can make is a tiktok video. Brainless mongoloids the all of them.

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>>13700417
>>13709866
The way he chews with his fucking mouth open throw the latter parts of the video is rage inducing

>> No.13711267

>>13711256
*through
fuck me

>> No.13711966
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Wew, that chill really gave me the sweats

>> No.13712287
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DUDE NICE VOLCANO

>> No.13712321

>>13701435
People who use the buzzword schizo unironically are schizo because they see anyone who disagrees with them as mentally ill and in essence they feel the whole website is full of schizos who are essentially gang stalking them from thread to thread

>> No.13712331

>>13702801
It’s the new form of hobbies, literally the most entry level shit that requires no skill or actual work put in all you do is consume

If you can’t see a difference between woodworking, fishing, running and the consumerist hobby’s of eating hot sauce, buying watches, drooling over mechanical keyboards you just bought then you’re one of these under achieving soy boys

>> No.13712335

>>13712321
schizo projection

>> No.13712341

what the fuck are you even supposed to do with a sauce like that?
clean your toilet?

>> No.13712345

>>13712335
Says the schizo

>> No.13712737

>>13712341
>what the fuck are you even supposed to do with a sauce like that?
its only use is a chemical weapon
imagine sneaking it into the drink or food of someone you hate, its an assault case waiting to happen

>> No.13712834

What a soyboy

>> No.13712840

>>13706050
>shartstain
The memes are real, they're alive.

>> No.13712869

>>13710570
Blacks don't drink malt liquor they drink hennessy and remy martin. I used to work in a liquor store years ago and that's what they bought 90% of the time. White people especially ones that looked drugged out were the only people that bought malt liquor.

>> No.13713185

>>13712869
you got some wealthy blacks wherever you worked.

>> No.13713330

>>13705045
based = so cool you dont give a fuck.
i know what it means you faggot. go back to r*ddit

>> No.13713346

>>13707799
>>13701779
>>13711074
>wasting productivity time on a video of some faggot eating hot sauce
>"im a big brain!"
fucking idiots. i have no reason to finish youtube videos start to finish when i can condense the information and get on with my day.

>> No.13713360

>people literally typing essays about memes itt
fuck off reddit

>> No.13713371

>>13712834
>a chantard called someone else a "soyboy"

kek

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>>13712287

>> No.13713400

>>13713330
No, based comes from urban-american vocabulary a shortened form of 'freebased', meaning so fucked out of your head from all the cocaine you smoked that even if you were aware of what was going on you'd be physically incapable of caring.
I'm surprised someone like you wouldn't know that.

>> No.13713432

i remember eating a Carolina reaper as a dare and it was really fucked in my mouth. but then went away after a whole tub of icecream.

once the stomach burning came that icecream came right back up real quick. like milkshake pouring out my mouth. good times, didn't go to a&e tho like this faggot

>> No.13713489

His tolerance for pain is very high but he flew too close to the sun and paid the price

>> No.13713505
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13713505

>hot sauce overdose

>> No.13713902

>>13700417
This guy is legend.

>> No.13713990

>>13713400
thats not where the current internet meme 'based' comes from though
current meme comes from the rapper lil b the based god.

>> No.13714056

>>13701404
quality content like this is why I love imageboards so much

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>>13701404
>>13702930
>>13707758

>> No.13714082

Why do white bald guys with glasses always have black gfs

>> No.13714085

>>13712287

Good catch. I wonder where his gf stole it from.

>> No.13714096 [DELETED] 

>>13714082
Dude, stop being so racist. He's black.

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>>13701404
>the chick-fil-a shirt

>> No.13714115

>>13700417
Fuck that insanity shit, tastes like raisins

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>Fuck that insanity shit, tastes like raisins

>> No.13714149

>>13705045
Hello Adam, nice to see you

>> No.13714163

>>13714132
It does though. It tastes bad.

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>>13700417
>that's the hottest sauce out there???
>its more tingly than hot!

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imagine the smell in this room

https://youtu.be/v8LLraNeHC4

>> No.13714193

fuck off deja vu

>> No.13714589
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>>13714180
>the ugly twink is actually a girl

>> No.13714667

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcajR7uUAPU

HOW CAN BLACK MEN COMPETE

>> No.13714681

>>13701404
this board doesnt deserve you

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>>13714667
>interracial dating talk white man black female
>1:45
>"i've never actually dated someone my own race, i'm technically Jewish."

>> No.13714846

>>13714667
is that... a trannie?

>> No.13715278

>>13711256
Whenever I feel a little down about my life, I'll remember him. Things might not have been perfect, but at least I'm not stuck in a loveless marriage in an apartment too nice to have an urban dystopian vibe but not even close to nice enough to be desirable, slowly dying inside while the dog I ignore jingles around the house and pisses on the sofa.

>> No.13715286

>>13712869
Around here, Mexicans drink malt liquor. Sometimes I grab a 40 if I just want to get good and drunk but don't want to spend any money.

>>13710570
I haven't been on 4chan in a while, can you call me a nigger again? I miss it. I miss us.

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>>13705045

>> No.13715562

>>13714589
it first i thought you were right and was shocked. but you arnt. its a twink

>> No.13715569

>>13700417
Why are literally all of these hot sauce guys bald?

>> No.13715792

>>13714667
black bois btfo

>> No.13715870

>>13700417
Fetal alcohol syndrome

>> No.13716431

>>13715562
I’m like 90% sure it’s an ugly girl.

>> No.13716649

>>13714667
OH NONONONO

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>tfw no qt spice junkie gf

>> No.13717098

>>13700417

Could you imagine losing a hospital bed to this limped dick faggot.

>> No.13717125

>so this is the hottest sauce out there? I feel fine

Fucking kek

>> No.13717147

>>13709741
not true a girl I went on a date with specifically asked me to do the hottest wings. It was fun.

>> No.13717208

>>13717073
imagine HER smell

>> No.13717219

>>13717098
Hospital beds here only go to those who can afford to pay, so we've got plenty available.

>> No.13717222

>>13700417
holy shit look at how huge his eyes are
his glasses must be 2 inches thick

>> No.13717634

Nobody actually likes spicy foods, people just pretend to fit in

>> No.13717746

>>13717634
Yes, it's a world -wide conspiracy. They're only doing it to trick you into eating something really spicy so you shit lava the next day.

>> No.13717793

>>13700417
I have some of this, vomited from a toothpick full. Worse than pepper spray

>> No.13718100

I’ve eaten stuff so spicy my stomach was in pain, in an unenjoyable chemical way. I feel like that’s really only possible with these manufactured foods.

A nice South or Southeast Asian dish made with potent chilies is fine by me. You build up a steady heat in your mouth, get a sweat going, clear your sinuses out. I don’t understand spicy as a challenge, it’s meant to be more of an experience than a burst of pain.

>> No.13718340

>>13700525
then how do you use it? Put it on a syringe and pump it into your bloodstream?

>> No.13718792

>>13717073
hard pass

>> No.13719062

>>13718792
>dyed hair bad!!

>> No.13719098

>>13715557
/(?:>>\d(?:(?!>>\d)[^])*){9}/

>> No.13719099

>>13700417
The MAD DOG chilli? Never tried it. Never knew it existed.

>> No.13719105

>>13703403
>negro gf is lactose intolerant

most asian are lactose intolerant. it's nibbers and whities who drink milk with no trouble.

>> No.13719113

>>13719062
she’s just plain ugly you retard

>> No.13719178

>>13717073
"Today I'll grease your dick with red hot devil sauce"

>> No.13719225

Why are spicefags so fucking insufferable? I work with a guy just like this and his life is sad as fuck. Always has meme sauces in the breakroom. Always uses them on food that doesn’t need it. (Spaghetti and meatballs does not need hot sauce you bearded faggot) He’s 44 and lives alone with five cats.

>> No.13719308

>>13711966
Hello my baby, hello my honey

>> No.13719343

>>13719225
buying shit is an easy hobby to have as opposed to something like a sport

>> No.13719436

>>13719308
fuck
thank you

>> No.13719437

>>13705045
the only based mass reply ive ever seen

>> No.13719442

>>13719105
american negros are more tolerant because of crossbreeding with whites and because they came from west africa, a pretty tolerant part
most actual africans will shit themselves silly

>> No.13719843

>>13703403
>bean juice isn't milk
aha ha

>> No.13719850

>>13719442
Thank you for your bullshit contribution to the discussion. Cattle husbandry is from Africa.

>> No.13719906

>>13719225
I love spicy food, but I agree, the type of person you describe is obnoxious, though less common than the equally annoying "beer collectors" and "Barbecue experts".

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>>13701404
Excellent

>> No.13720028

>>13701404
The post that saved /ck/ in a sea of paid shills for e-celebs and fast food corps.

>> No.13720032

>>13700417
>this is the guy who shitposts here about how white people can't eat spicy food

>> No.13720089

>>13701072
>hot black babe

>> No.13720090
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>>13701404

>> No.13720242

>>13715569
High test

>> No.13720269

>>13715569
Nature is making sure these sad faggots don’t attract a partner and reproduce. It’s for the good of humanity.

>> No.13721017

Does anybody have any good shoops of the faggot.jpg guy? I’ve seen some good ones posted here.

>> No.13721738

DUDE

HOT SAUCE

>> No.13721827

>>13700417
I love the pain. I'm really into when unrealistically hot hot sauce can bend me over and make me feel like a little bitch, one downside is that it can't actually kill you.

>> No.13721844

>>13701404
Hot sauce can't give you ulcers. It just hurts for a while.

>> No.13721920
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>> No.13722506

>>13721920
kek

>> No.13722520

>>13701404
fucking kek
wish we had some more chikfila commentary

>> No.13722913

>>13721920
saved

>> No.13722923

>>13714667
Is he mentally retarded?

>> No.13722939

>>13701032
Do faggots really....?

>> No.13722944

>>13722939
...Are you asking if faggots love meme hot sauces..? Because yes.

>> No.13722951

>>13711966
Bed of a french male

>> No.13722994

>>13709785
One of my in-laws is an ER nurse, and I've heard all sorts of great horror stories. Erethra brings to mind how one patient came in with a shower curtain's "S" hook stuck in there.

>> No.13723263

>>13722994
Thanks I just screamed at my penis

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>>13701404
Amazin'

>> No.13724431

>>13722951
kek

>> No.13725081

>>13700417
I wonder what percentage of these people are actually into bdsm and having extreme buttstuff done to them. Or if spicefagging is a gateway to ass-play.

>> No.13725097

>>13701404
the best thing on /ck/ since soup cylinders

>> No.13725173

>>13700417
9 FUCKING MILLION SCOVILLE? HOW IS THAT EVEN LEGAL

>> No.13725211

>>13725173
It's just capsaicin extract. It doesn't add any flavor, just pure burn. It's a completely retarded product even when used as intended.

>> No.13725223

>>13725211
That shit can make you blind. And if you have breathing problems you can die. I'm surprised they haven't been sued

>> No.13725264

>>13700417
this was a stunt to make a viral video.

>> No.13725306

>>13725264
No it wasn’t.

>> No.13725352

>>13719850
No it's not you literal brainlet.

>> No.13725795

>>13701404
based

>> No.13725976
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>>13700417
>blue shirt
>gap teeth
>same eyebrows
>both retarded soyboys
it's his long lost brother

>> No.13726165

>>13725976
oh shit

>> No.13726239

>>13725352
Yeah, my mistake they were African cattle domesticated in Central Anatolia.

>> No.13726325

>>13700718
But he's not a fan of hot ones even says it in the video

>> No.13726381

>>13726325
oh please, just look at him. nigga has a hot sauce lineup on his table and everything. this soyboy bitch loves hot ones.

>> No.13726387

>>13726381
It's literally in the video retard, he says he finds hot ones offensive cause their sauces are weak

>> No.13726397

>>13726387
He’s just trying to seem sophisticated and tough to compensate, like all spicefags.

>> No.13726403

>>13726387
>people never lie on the internet
k.

>> No.13726408

>>13726387
>their sauces are too weak
>ingests pure extract
>goes to hospital
Is he actually a legit retard?

>> No.13726412

>>13726408
Most likely

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>Hot sauce?

>> No.13726423

>>13701404
This is literally not funny at all

>> No.13726424

>>13726423
I hope you enjoyed your tour, but it is time to go back.

>> No.13726449

>>13726423
Yeah they should have made your gf look fatter.

>> No.13726811

imagine the sharts

>> No.13726931

>>13726423
cringe

>> No.13726984

>>13700427
kys

>> No.13727106

>>13701404
>>13707731
>didn’t include the dogs
Damn shame.

>> No.13727314

>>13702801
The bar for activity has been lowering steadily and we've simply reached it is all.

>> No.13727372

>>13726423
Go fuck yourself, roastie

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>>13700417

mother fucker looks like Dr.Tongue

>> No.13727461

>>13718340
I assume you're meant to dilute it.

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>>13709741
>not using the snot and tears as lube

>> No.13727477

>>13727468
cringe

>> No.13727613

>>13719113
not him, but she looks cute to me, despite not really being into that style. seems pretty harsh to call her "plain ugly"

>> No.13727679

>>13719850
I'd love to see Africans who are able to sustain farming and animal husbandry like other races do.

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>>13700417
based bfwm poster

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>>13705045
I mean you're right about OP but everything past that point is honestly more embarrassing than obsessing over hot sauce.

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13728793

Whats that on his head

>> No.13728811

>>13728793
It's the mark from when he was dropped on his head as a baby.

>> No.13729313

people like this should be bullied

>> No.13729334

>>13729313
I hope u felt better

>> No.13729366

>>13728793
The meme sauce cracked his skull.

>> No.13729419

>>13728793
Brain damage

>> No.13729473

>>13700417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKxJKXA1LxM

>> No.13729618

>>13729473
The vinegar in it is by far the worst part.

>> No.13729647

>>13700417
>The several inch thick glasses that make his eyes look gigantic
>The weird color skin that isn't white but isn't brown
>The depressingly bare apartment
>The jingling dog bell
>The completely disinterested girlfriend who went to a different fast food place
>The ugly garish lighting
>The soy milk
>The lispy accent
This video is peak Lynchian kino. It's the American nightmare.

>> No.13729847

>>13729647
I spent the whole time wondering why he has a giant whiteboard in his living room

>> No.13730279

>>13729847
His whole lifestyle reeks of substitute math teacher.

>> No.13730285

>>13728539
Damn. Looks like I'm in love with somebody I don't know and have only seen a single still image of, again.

>> No.13730947

>>13729334
Huh?

>> No.13731051

>>13700461
gay

>> No.13731064

>>13719850
No, it literally is not. Niggers still haven't invented the wheel or agriculture.

>> No.13731072

>>13731064
The wheel has been invented like three times ever. Most civilisations have to settle with having imported the technology, and for all we know they may have never developed it otherwise.

>> No.13731665

>>13701404
fuckin saved

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>>13729647
>LYNCHIAN DOO DOO STINK

>> No.13731861

Anybody know his Twitter? I’m fascinated.

>> No.13731921

>>13726423
dude get your funny bone check, it is literal gold-tier comedy.

>> No.13731941

>>13729647
There's also some foreshadowing at 1:33. It's perfect.

>> No.13731964

Got what he deserves going from 800k to 9m.

>> No.13732275

>>13731964
He even said 800k was too spicy for him and then he went with something ten times higher. Probably excited thinking about people watching him online and stopped thinking rationally.

>> No.13732379

>>13701032
obsessed

>> No.13732413

>>13715286
double nigger

>> No.13732428

>>13719343
people who watch sports are insufferable

>> No.13732431

>>13700417
This guy is such an autist. Holy fuck.

>> No.13732434

>>13732428
True, but watching sports is just as easy so he probably meant doing a sport.

>> No.13733490

>>13732434
Obviously

>> No.13735049

>>13701038
I don’t know who that is but I’m already sure he’s some sad boomer wearing a flame shirt.

>> No.13735057

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wndQhc5iL6Y

>> No.13735089

13701192
He's still going

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>>13700417
8:00 - "umm, i'm in extreme pain.." in such a calm voice lmao

>> No.13735744

>>13702801
Because it's enjoyable to try new flavors and culinary things can absolutely be an acceptable hobby?

>> No.13735759

>>13700417
LA Chad ate this hot sauce on ramen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBoLPFkcEeA

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>>13735759
>>13700417
>THE VIRGIN COOMER DAB AND ZOOMER RAMEN VS THE CHAD BOOMER CHUG
HOW CAN SPICELETS COMPETE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqXtk-BSNow

>> No.13735845

>>13735744
kys

>> No.13735898

>>13735179
i was the curlbro

>> No.13736404

>>13735057
At least this guy knows he's being a fucking idiot.

>> No.13736431

>>13735744
Watching LA beast do whatever dumb shit is maximum comfy. He's like a lovable combination of a nerd and dumb jock.

>> No.13736583

>>13735179
me in the middle

>> No.13736597

>>13735794
He started doing similar hand motions that the guy in the OP did after eating it lol, like they're putting their hands out trying to tell it to stop

>> No.13736603

>>13735794
I hope he dies soon.

>> No.13736846 [DELETED] 

DUDE

>> No.13736913

>>13700480
I don’t get it..

>> No.13737493

>>13703403
goddamn

>> No.13737568

>>13719062
imagine the stench of her punani,
todos los días nos alejamos de la luz de los dioses

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>>13701404
nice

>> No.13737675

>>13700417
Jej

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>>13700417
from /co/

>> No.13738644

>>13737638
>>13737977
very nice

>> No.13738657

worst editing ever i hate him

>> No.13738685

>>13737638
Based

>> No.13738696

>>13719062
Dyed hair serves as a sexual selection mechanism that functions similarly to the bright colors displayed by various venomous animals.

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>>13703403
>"interesting"

>> No.13738845

>>13700417
>Why are people like this?
like what? dating filthy sheboons?

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>>13701404
based

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>>13714715
I don't mind if jews mix with blacks. I absolutely don't mind.

>> No.13738964

>>13726423
>doesn't appreciate mspaint art
Where do you think we are?

>> No.13739714

>>13738964
We don’t have enough of them these days sadly.

>> No.13740442

>>13738845
whoa dude cool it with the racism

>> No.13740457

>>13740442
>racism
easy, but only if you can explain to me what is that? a honest question.

>> No.13740468

>>13740457
Power+prejudice=racism.

>> No.13740893

blessed thread dabbing on chiliheads for 9 straight days

>> No.13740958

>>13700480
I can see it

>> No.13740978

>>13700417
>Why are amerimutt "people" like this?
ftfy

>> No.13741004

>>13712287
it just keeps getting worse

>> No.13741016

>>13717073
yucky

>> No.13741355

>>13700417
he reminds me of david cross in MIB

>> No.13742171

>>13705045
nobody likes you go back to facebook

>> No.13742187

>>13709911
wow you are soo cool and bad ass can i slobber your balls batty and dick?

>> No.13742193

>>13713371
go back