/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13700866
That’s meant for a family of 5, anon.

>>13700866
Imagine the gout urate crystals raping your kidneys after eating that

>>13700875
You keep telling yourself that, Bogan.

>>13700875
>meant for a family
Oh, I don't know what that is

>>13700866
>Do the British have a gluttony problem?
yes, they are an ever fattening nation

and by the way the USA only ranks as #16 in 2020 for fattest nation

did you know that 75% of people in Samoa are obese?

>>13700875
>plate is placed in front of seat
>fork to the left
>two eggs, supposedly for family of five
Doesn't check out, Mr. Liar.

Brit here. Not a chance of one person alone eating that. Where are you getting these pictures? Unsurprised if instragam or some other shit that revolves around pretty and impressive pics.

>>13700886
Britpol, of course. And I could eat that easily.

>>13700892
You're a much hungrier man that I, then. This is certainly beyond me. I know of a place that does "bin lid" breakfasts, they are basically massive barms with eggs, beans, sausage, bacon, etc - essentially the OP pic with a bit less. But the people I know who get it, about halfway through realise it's too much and bin it. Fits the name I guess.
I'm not against a full english fry up breakfast but that is a lot of in that picture. Way more than other fry ups.

im going to go on the British diet

>>13700866
if you do manual labor and only eat once a day, this would be fine for daily eating

>>13700921
Except that most brit's dont eat this even on a regular basis. That's like saying an American diet is kool-aid and McDonalds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=596vi4HLNj4

>>13700921
>sriracha
Why lie

>>13700928
it is though
burgers, carbs, something sweet and sugary drink, i guess you forgot the us is fat

>>13700928
>That's like saying an American diet is kool-aid and McDonalds.
I have some news for you...

>>13700933
>>13700939
I'm trying to throw them a bone here! With a side of peace treaty. Assuming they don't eat it.

>>13700866
>>13700921
would annihilate either of these. two of the better looking photos of this full english meme i've seen.

>>13700866
spaniard here, i visited britain and ireland a few times and the breakfast is prboably the one decent thing in their cuisine, but its hard to get used to it.
you feel super heavy the first few times you have it, specially if you're used to a light breakfast like southern europeans.

isnt eating bacon all the time really bad for you

>>13700981
No, the grease lubricates your heart.

>>13700866
These are rarely eaten for breakfast, it's a brunch or lunch thing.

>>13700866
how do brits even eat that, especially while being so short?

>>13700866
I have found with English breakfasts that if you add one of each you just eat one of each, if you add two of each you still eat two of each. I was already eating 5 of each when it dawned on me that maybe I should just stick to one of each.

God how the fuck do I get my fried eggs juicy like that??

>>13700866
>>13700921
Fuck, I could go for a good fryup.
>>13700884
The further north you go, the fatter it gets.

>>13701757
use a small skillet on low heat, then cover them halfway through cooking

>>13700928
>That's like saying an American diet is kool-aid and McDonalds
That's actually true though

>>13701442
>short
Average male American height is 5' 10", average male Brit height is 5' 9"... not really a comment you can make there, man.
I actually had to look up these numbers cause I'm 6' 5" and was sure that most people I knew weren't manlets. Apparently I'm wrong.

>>13700866
stop being a poof and have some scan

>>13702091
>average Brit is 5'9"
like I said, manlets

>>13700866
nobody eats them for breakfast, they're more of a lunch or dinner thing