/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13674237
why should she be mad if you cook something for her?

>>13674237
Get a job as a linecook and move out of her house.

>>13674240
She's deathly afraid I'll end up burning something or dirtying too many dishes (not as much after we got a dishwasher tho). She really doesn't like anyone messing up the kitchen.
>>13674243
Don't have time, I'm studying.

>>13674244
then do the dishes you cunt

>>13674251
Too lazy to do that.

>>13674259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M4ADcMn3dA
i bet you weigh 200kg as well lazy fatty

>>13674270
70, actually.

>>13674237
I have one t-shirt similar, but with various Trump faces. Got it from China. The good thing is that it can be seen as favorable or unfavorable, so no one gets mad. lol

I would unironically wear a Hilary jumpsuit.

>>13674276
I hope they make one for Bernie.

>>13674237
Make eggs and shit in them

>>13674276
>it can be seen as favorable or unfavorable, so no one gets mad
So what's the point in wearing it?

>>13674284
The vine

>>13674237
Show us mum's panty drawer.

>>13674298
You first.

>>13674259
I assume your mother works a 9-5 type job. Start making your meal well ahead of when she'll get home and keep it warm, get your dishes done in the meantime, and then have everything ready to serve by the time she gets home. One instance of you proving that you can keep the kitchen clean will probably convince her.
t. neet house son.

>>13674259
the fuck? it takes a minute

>>13674300
Trust me, you don't want to see my 70 year old mom's panty drawer.

>>13674298
Fuck you I fell for a post like this and ended up finding out my mom has a fucking vibrator stashed away in there and now I'm fucking scarred for life

>>13674344
You didn't realise your parents are human beings?

>>13674237
Ask her to show you how. It might be nice.

>>13674344
Nice. Show a picture of your mom's vibrator, and a picture of your mom.

>>13674237
>>13674259
Kiddo I wash up as I'm cooking and dirtying stuff so I don't have to do it after. It's not that hard.

>I live in my mom's house for free as an unemployed adult and also I never do my dishes, why is my mom mad at me?
The world will never know!

>>13674797
Who are kids raised by though, he is probably only following things she has reinforced.

>>13674240
mothers need their spawn to be dependent on them as that is their only source of fulfillment and meaning, that is why sons of single moms cannot even boil an egg or do their own beds and the daughters turn into whores

>>13674856
This is almost always true, and when it’s not, it’s usually because the mother is so neglectful that she just doesn’t give a shit if her kid eats or not, like mine.

>>13674814
nah
at some point you have to stop blaming the parents
some kids will go out and get vaccinated the second they turn 18

>>13674887
While that is true that doesn't mean it is easy to break free of a parents control if they have been doing it all your life.

>>13674244
>dirtying too many dishes
do the dishes.
Keeping your area clean and organized is a vital part of cooking.

>>13674901
while that is true, it doesn't sound like OP is being controlled--
he hasn't been forbidden from trying new things, just that he doesn't follow through and finish things properly, such as cleaning up after himself

>>13674344
That's not a big deal. I've been in a similar situation and stopped thinking about it after that initial "eww gross" phase that lasts a couple seconds.

>>13674344
>ten
>look for something in mom's room
>she has a hot pink jelly vibrator the size of my fucking forearm
It's actually pretty funny, get over it anon.