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Imagine your party arriving here after a long and arduous journey, the smell of freshly baked bread lingering in the air and promises of tankards of ale within.

>> No.13673883

I take off my robe and wizard hat

>> No.13673886

>>13673864
thomas kinkade pissed on a statue of winnie the pooh

>> No.13673889

>>13673886
Sounds based

>> No.13673891

>>13673864
I walk through the doors and think to myself, "My! What a raucous crowd this eve! Mayhap I shall keep my dagger upon mine belt."

>> No.13673896

>>13673886
perhaps the most accomplished alcoholic of our time

>> No.13673902

>>13673864
I bring my wagon around and try to ford the river that, for some reason, is only crossable by way of stepping-stones, though it's on a road. One of my wheels breaks, and my supply of apples and marten furs is lost or damaged, much to the chagrin of my companion.

>> No.13673909

>>13673864
Why is my party just visiting a stranger's house?

>> No.13673910

>tfw everyone ITT is hearing generic tavern music from their favorite show/movie/vidya in their heads

>> No.13673918

>>13673902
kek

>> No.13674007

>>13673902
Doesn't look like a road.
It's a single path, no wheel tracks in sight

>> No.13674011

>>13673909
There's freshly baked bread and tankards of ale within.
Did you even read the OP?

>> No.13674016

>>13673902
It's not Oregon trail lol
Though I'd eat the vinegary dysentery that OP's party has to offer

>> No.13674066

Doth thou have a mug of ale for me and me mate? He has been pitched in battle for a fortnight, and has a king's thirst for the frosty brew that doth might brow for doth!

>> No.13674070

i shudder, thinking of the disgusting slop i'm about to consume, countless townsneds & son videos of pre-industrial recipes flashing before my eyes

>> No.13674072

>Two pints of Carling lager mate, cheers.

>> No.13674098

>>13673902
hahaha

>> No.13674103

>>13674007
Oh Google Maps, you did it again!

>> No.13674108
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13674108

Is the bread gluten free? Also, I can't drink ale, it gives me gas.
Can you close the window? The pollen is triggering my allergies.

>> No.13674109

>>13674007
>wheel tracks
Most of the wear on the road would be in the middle from the horses, not on the sides from the wheels.