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>he doesn't wear swimming goggles while cutting onion

>> No.13657612

>he doesn't know

>> No.13657616

>he doesn't want to cry manly tears

>> No.13657628
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13657628

No, I don't. I'm not a faggot.

I feel bad for my kitties, though. Their eyes get irritated and they start tearing up. It's funny, but also kind of sad.

>> No.13657632

>>13657628
>not putting swimming goggles on your kitties

>> No.13657667

>>13657628
>"I'm not a faggot"
>has cats and uses the word "kitties"

>> No.13657707

It's overkill; contact lenses work fine.

>> No.13657749
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13657749

I have ww2 afrika korps goggles that i use for that purpose

>> No.13657767
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13657767

>>13657602
Step up

>> No.13657814

>>13657602
No, I don't. I don't need to.

>> No.13657819

>>13657667
This

>> No.13657822

>>13657602
>he doesn't know how to quickly slice, dice, or mince an onion before it makes his widdle eyes tear up
Just admit it - you're a little bitch in the kitchen

>> No.13657825

>>13657628
Fuck ing fag got get your cats out of the fucking kitchen jfc you must be a deranged tranny.

>> No.13657856

>>13657822
>has never cooked for more than four people

Just admit it - you're sorely lacking in a social life

>> No.13657875

>>13657825
>tranny
Wrong. I'm a heterosexual cisgender male AKA normal.
>get your cats out of the kitchen
They don't go in there whole I'm cooking, and they don't go near the counter or stove. You don't know my life, faggot.

Why don't you shut the fuck up instead of making assumptions about shit you don't know about? When you ASSUME you make ASS out of U, not ME

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>>13657602

>> No.13657972

>>13657875
you're here being a fag posting about your garbage cats
people are going to assume

>> No.13657973

>>13657602
Just refrigerate your onions and you won't have issues with tearing up.

>> No.13659146

>>13657856
>need to cut onions for 25 people or else you don't have a social life

wew lad

>> No.13659167

>>13657767
he looks like a fucking minion

>> No.13660354

>>13657875
autism

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>>13657602
>he wears anything while cooking

>> No.13660377

>>13657628
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.

>> No.13660392

Who gives a flying fuck? Sometimes you care enough to use swimming goggles sometimes not. Are you a chad for wearing goggles? Do you make soy threads?

>> No.13660416

Just cut the while they are submerged in water holy shit

>> No.13660427

>>13660416
just be submerged in water when you cut them

>> No.13660893

>>13660427
Just cut submerged water

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13661245

>>13659167

>> No.13661251

>>13660392
Yes, and yes

>> No.13661271

>>13661245
From the bottom of my heart, I thank you.

>> No.13661320

>>13661245
May good things come to you.

>> No.13661328

>>13657973
Yeah, I guess it slows down the chemical reaction that causes the eye burning. All the other tips people give never helped. It also just depends on the onion too, some are really harsh while some won't cause any eye problems at all.

>> No.13661354

She does not want to see the onion.

>> No.13661401

>>13661245
thank you so much

>> No.13661408

>not chopping onions with your dick to show who's boss

>> No.13661429

>>13657602
Just fucking sharpen your knives.

>> No.13661430

>>13661245
based

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>>13661245

>> No.13662324

>>13661245
Jej

>> No.13662348
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>>13657602
>not cutting onions in a fume hood
ngmi

>> No.13662361

>>13662348
Lol

>> No.13662373

>>13657875
>When you ASSUME you make ASS out of U, not ME
Thats not how it goes, Its, When you ASSUME you make ASS out of U and ME

>> No.13662375

>>13662373
I never did like that one, sounds like a stretch

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>>13661245

>> No.13662620

>she

>> No.13662976
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13662976

>not looking away when cutting onions

>> No.13662979

>>13657602
just wear a gas mask
dummy

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>> No.13664265

>>13657616
Men only cries when they are extremely insecure!

>> No.13664288

>>13664265
Based. I have never cried in my life except after having sex, which has only happened four times so it barely counts.

>> No.13664472

>>13664288
Is it because you are still in a closet?

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buncha amateurs