/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13647652
Your post is gay and unfunny enough that I am sure you poured your true self into it. Sad...

>>13647679
>sense they are inferior and lash out at others to displace this realization

>>13647687
Wait... are you contesting that you are pathetically gay and boring? Cringe!

>>13647652
Is this how incels cope now?

>>13647721
>belligerently retarded
>>13647702

>>13647652
Imagine thinking that civilization was built for anything other than a steady supply of booze.

>>13647742
made by slaves from grain the slaves grew

>>13647751
Enjoy your fireshits, ketotard

the chad eating whatever you want and still being in good shape

vs

the virgin slavishly limiting what you eat according to strict fad diets with little basis in science

>>13647771
>science GOOD
>just eat whatever you want, it's just as good as science
>whatever I do is CHAD GOOD and whatever I can't do is VIRGIN BAD
>I'M A REAL BOY

>>13647763
>I'M A FAT RETARDED ANIMAL AND WHENEVER I EAT A LOT OF MEAT WITH SUGAR AND CARBS MY POOPIES ARE BAD
>MY SUGAR/CARBS AREN'T THE PROBLEM BECAUSE ME LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND ME A SMART SMART GOOD BOY HAHAXD

good thread, OP
but bad choice of image and video
i prefer thomas delauer:
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheTdelauer/videos

Weird how the previous thread got deleted after being up for two days. Deletion was shortly after a janitor got called out for petty censorship.

>>13647784
>people I don't like think science is good
>therefore I must think science is bad, that'll show them!
hi zoomer

>fad diets

>>13647804
you could make jack threads that are subtly about keto to avoid janitors nuking your slap fights

>>13647811
The janitor didn't have a problem with the thread until he got called out.

The janitor himself was part of the so-called "slap fight" and abused his janny privileges to censor a post he couldn't refute.

>>13647811
>you could cower to some literally retarded subhuman
you could kill yourself

>>13647809
>completely change your metabolism on a fundamental level
>ITS JUST A FAD DIET LOL WHY DON'T YOU JUST EAT TWINKIES
yeah I'm pretty sure this board is dominated by fatass degenerate subhumans

>>13648193
Behind every sick degenerate movement, you will find a perfidious vegan.

Cry more, obese retard.
In the real world, the country with the highest life expectancy, namely Japan, has a carb-heavy diet.

>>13648334
I eat meat and still think you're a mentally ill idiot.

Let's say a person needs 2100 calories a day to function and he eats 2500 calories not a single of which is carbs. What happens to those 400 calories, you thermodynamics-denying subhumans? Will they vanish into thin air? You couldn't answer this simple question in yesterday's thread. I want to see your hilarious mental gymnastics again, fatties.

>>13647811
Woah, so is this the power of keto?

>>13648537
>Vegan lie #4757385757689577

Highest life expectancy is Hong Kong*

*HK also has the highest meat consumption per capita as well.

Quick vegans you better tell hong Kong about the "healthiest most complete diet known to man."

>>13647652
based

>>13648539
>Vegan tears
>>13648580
It would be hard to do eating meat, because the body reaches full satiation when 2100 is reached. Over-eating is easy on spaghetti and pizza, because the body's nutritional needs are never met regardless.

If a person did somehow managed to overeat to this staggering level, he would actually become more like a real carnivore, like a lion, and he wouldn't have to eat again for 36 or 48 hours later. The way a lion eats- feast and famine.

>>13648580
>Let's say a person needs 2100 calories a day to function
Your premise fails right here.

Metabolism is variable and one of the biggest influences is what you eat.

>>13648193
Literally nobody advocated living off twinkies, you obese idiot.
Not only you're dieting in the first place but you go as far as denying the laws of thermodynamics and think stuffing your face at a caloric surplus can make you lose weight and you have the gall to call others fat? Why don't you post your arm or are you gonna cop out like yesterday?

>>13649009
>>13649017
I haven't once said anything against eating meat, you stupid fat subhuman. I just laugh at your phobia of carbohydrates and your denial of thermodynamics.
And no, as of 2019, the country with the highest life expectancy is Japan.

>>13649020
You're moving the goalposts. Nobody said anything about metabolism not being variable. Why can't you answer a simple question? What happens to the calories that make the surplus? Where do they go? Do they vanish?

>>13649009
Oh, and their meat consumption doesn't make their diet keto, you fucking idiot. You can have meat and carbs.

>>13649017
You didn't answer, what happens to those extra calories?

>>13649050
If you love vegans so much, join them idiot.

>>13649044
>muh thermodynamics
"A calorie is a calorie" violates the second law of thermodynamics
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC506782/

>>13649065
>You didn't answer, what happens to those extra calories

They are digested and consumed over the following days. You are literally arguing against nature. Lions eat a week's worth of meat at once, then sleep it off for a week until they get hungry again.

>>13649086
Not being scared of carbohydrates doesn't mean you don't eat meat, you stupid fattie.

>>13649087
Why can't you answer a simple question? What happens to those extra calories that make the surplus?

>>13649056
I didn't set any goalposts and therefore can't move them either. You're just spewing words incoherently.

Your scenario is based on a false premise. You fundamentally misunderstand metabolism.

>>13649090
>They are digested and consumed over the following days.
Nope, not unless you keep eating at a caloric surplus. And the same can be said of calories from carbohydrates.

>>13649100
not if*

>>13649098
I never said people will always need the same number of calories, you fat idiot. I just chose a number to illustrate the point which you ignore time and time again: what happens to the calories that make the surplus? Where do they go?

>>13649094
"Why do things fall upwards?"

Simple question, but there's no answer because it is based on a false premise. Things fall down, not up.

>>13649113
This guy loves JAQing off.

>>13649116
Are you denying caloric surpluses aren't real? Lmao, you fatties are a proper laugh.

>>13649118
?

>>13647652
Some people found proof of bread being made from wild grains before agriculture started

>>13649121
Metabolism isn't fixed.

>>13649141
And nobody said it is, fattie. Yet you can't answer if you eat a non-carb diet at a caloric surplus?

Seriously, can't a single keto cultist what happens if you eat a non-carb diet at a cañoficr surplus? Where do those extra calories go?

>>13647687
>getting fat in the first place
>superior
You stupid lazy fat faggot. We all know the only reason you do keto is because you just cry about being hungry on a normal diet. No one respects a fatty, and no one respects your weight loss because you never should have became a fat fuck in the first place. Stupid faggot

>>13649160
You exhale and urinate ketones.

But now you'll say if you're eliminating excess energy it doesn't count as a "surplus" because you speak in tautologies.

>>13647652
This is what happens when self hating faggots get use of a library computer. Go be homeless elsewhere..

i do keto and never had a problem with shitting, its usually ghostpoop

>>13649017
kek, kid on the right drinking from fine china with blood smeared all over everything. could only be better if the pinkie was sticking out

bump

>>13649160
>CAN'T I TRICK A SINGLE PERSON TO SPOONFEED ME BY INSULTING THEM??????????????????????

>>13647652
>file deleted
>NO NO NO YOU CAN'T POST THAT, I GO LOOK AT /CK/ TO GET ME HORNY FOR FOOD SO I CAN PUT ON ANOTHER POUND IN ONE SITTING

>>13649009
according to the doctor in OP video
all the asian countries have the highest rates of diabetes in the world

rice = diabetes

>>13649189
>sense they are inferior and lash out at others to displace this realization