/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13636396
Tikka was invented in the UK. It was Indian inspired if anything.

>>13636417
>Tikka was invented in the UK
WRONG. Chicken tikka masala was / is and will always be Indian food only. Just because you make it milder to suit your taste, it doesn't take away from the fact that it's Indian. As the chef in my pic related says, claiming it and copyrighting our inventions is crazy. You guys should stop doing that. Just because you add yogurt since you can't the handle spice of the original dish doeS NOT make it "your invention". Again, will you guys stop claiming our things for once. From language words to food to culture. You guys have done enough damage. Now stop. No one is saying not to eat it. Keep eating it, But claiming it's YOUR invention is the problem. Colonization is not something to be proud of and also culture exchange due to colonization will never be valid. It's an Indian dish. Just because you eat it a lot doesn't make it yours.

>>13636396
Scotch eggs are dank

>shit tier
>faggots

pete buttigiege btfo

>>13636396
I'm surprised so few people like beef wellington.
I think it's quite delicious, although beef fillet is a bit pricey.

Also a list of the stupidest food names ever

>>13636426
Keep seething Ranjit

>>13636426
deal with it raj, chicken tikka masala is an english dish

>>13636396
how the fuck is a ploughman’s lunch, which is just onions, cheese and pickle relish better than a scotch egg or beef wellington?

how is bacon sandwich on the same level as full English breakfast? You can literally make a bacon sandwich out of a couple components of the FEB

>>13636396
>CHEESY BEANS ON TOOOOOOST!!!!

>>13636396
>>13636675
>>13636725
It's a shit list that just keeps getting reposted and spammed. If you haven't seen it twenty times before, you're lucky.

>>13636426
>Brit food is so shit that they have to steal a dish from another country.
>Not an ingredient, but an entire dish

>>13636396
fuck your tikka indian bullshit, I'd rather drink from a toilet than eat that indian ganges shit

>>13636772
>falling for Indian we wuzzing
They also think they invented jet planes and the atomic bomb.

>>13636396
Whoever made this tier list has the palate of a child

>>13636793
we know that they're full of shit and they know that their full of shit but our government loves cheap and easy h1bs

>>13636772
>burgers
>hot dogs
>apple pie

>>13636810
yammer yammer yammer. Don't you stupid foreigners get bored with that?

>>13636810
Keep blaming America for your shitty problems, it's only goes too far BITCH!

>>13636396
You could move up tikka and literally swap mid and low tier entirely

>>13636803
Whoever wrote your post has the reading comprehension of a first grader.

>>13636396
You forgot the desserts OP

>>13636396
Scotch egg and beef wellington in low tier but bacon sandwich in god tier? This tier list has about as much quality as English cuisine

Haggis and Cornish Pasties should be God tier or top tier at least.

>>13636396
wtf, I thought tea niggers love blood sausage?

>>13637001
bread pudding with custard is god ties and scones are deinfilty mid tier. They are just mediocre bread that you add good tasting things onto

>>13637114
dont say that word please

>>13637114
Of course we do.
Some little snowflake made this chart to their preference

>>13636396
Putting Scotch Eggs in the Low Tier and Kippers in the Crap tier.

>wellington low tier
I can't take the person who made that chart serious

>>13637156
it really is overrated. The bread is never as good as if you just baked it by itself and served the beef on it.

>>13636810
Funny thing is now that you morrons have left the EU the Dutch officially have the worst food in Europe

>>13637232
Just because we left the EU doesn't mean we're no longer part of europe you braindead fuckstick

>>13636396
I strongly disagree. I like full english breakfast, beef wellington, and and black pudding a lot. Bangers and mash is a solid meal too so I'd put it in B. Everything else I would put in C or below

>>13636426
P O O
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>>13636396
all looks good except maybe jellied eels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyskqnp1j64

>>13637232
>>13637232
I'm Dutch and this is correct. Most of our national dishes are failed harvest starving winter tier slop. Soused herring is amazing though

>>13636396
Are there any things like this for other cuisines

>>13638477
Surinamese food is literally the only thing palatable I had in Rotterdam

>>13636396
An irishman's take on this list.

>>13638993
>Irishman thinks anyone cares about his opinion or his country

Actual god tier:
Full English, Beef wellington, steak & kidney pudding, haggis, kippers, liver & onion, Sunday Roast

>>13639040
Just you wait. Sinn Fein is on the rise and we are going to become the most powerful country in the world under their guidance.

>>13636396

>>13636826
>>13636852
>It doesn't count for us

>>13636396
After spending all my life eating sunday roasts, I've got to say I'm not enthusiastic about them. I'd move them down to mid-tier. But I also like s&k pudding and haggis, so y'know, sue me

>>13637398
>drive on the left
>Uses burger measurement
>Never brought any good thing for to the EU
>Awful women
Once Scots secede and Ireland is reunited nobody will remember that godforsaken islet

>>13636426
Pakis invented it in England and tomatoes are American.

>>13639071
Lol. You will maybe match the likes of Hungary and Denmark with a century of positive trend.

>>13639200
>zhe doesn't know how to use a roundabout

>>13636396
There's like 3 things on there that aren't awful.

>>13636396

>>13639092
why did you delete the shepherd's pie, put in the cottage pie twice and manually change one of them?

>>13639254
I lived in a town with triple roundabouts, square roundabouts, drove regularly in Brussels and Paris, git gud limey

>>13637001
scones suck
trifle is goes to god tier

>>13636396
Most of the "crap tier" ones are a bit of an acquired taste I suppose, but who the hell doesn't like a kipper?

>>13639071
Good luck, buddy.

>>13636772
Like 90% of American cuisine?

>>13639374
shepher'ds pie and cottage pie are the same thing

>>13636426
>when a white guy invents a better curry than India
Stay mad pajeet

>>13639546
shepherd's = lamb
cottage = beef

>>13636396
Is doing those like little lame school projects for you. Do you know that once you get out into the real world that nobody will care about your stupid little school projects?

>>13639574
What about goat?

>>13639556
>>13636426
That tikka shit is just food coloring from paprika, those indian sacks of shit didn't invent anything, peppers all of them are native to the Americas.

Crappy indian food especially tikka anything is even worse than their h1b code

>>13639210
a) It was invented in Scotland.
b) Tomatoes originate from South America.

>black pudding and liver and onions
in crap tier
>God tier is fried garbage and massive portions

Gee, I wonder where the person who made this list is from

>>13639673
At least you invented the "sunday lunch" you scheming Scots!

>>13639687
>the "sunday lunch"
WTF is that?
By the way, I'm not a Scot.

>>13639687
Do you mean Sunday roast? That's an English invention.

>>13636396
>not liking faggots
You are in the wrong place faggot

>>13636396
>bacon sandwich
do bongs really?

>>13639752
Yeah maybe that, roast beast on a Sunday night.

>>13639837
Ooooh yeah. With brown sauce.
My bacon sandwiches are on another level and would be too expensive to make in USA.

>>13639859
I'll be the judge of that! I'll need two or three of those sandwiches to decide.

>>13639869
Are you American?

>>13639873
Of course what did you expect a eurocunt?

>>13639882
Can you get hold of Marmite, Daddie's Sauce and proper imported English extra mature cheddar?

>>13639885
Yeah but it's expensive because its imported and there are a lot of taxes on those things. It's cheaper for instance to have a British friend just send it to me directly.

>>13639899
Told you it's too expensive for Americans. Do you want the recipe for the sandwich?

>>13639906
Sure, chuck out that recipe.

>>13639213
>denmark
>not one of the better places in eu shitholes
imagine thinking that the 2nd place runner up jews could not only achieve denmark status, but that your country is somehow better off than a place where you dont need a loisance to loisance

>>13636396
Haggis is actually REALLY delicious.
It's just a sausage, really. Or pudding, which means "small sausage".

>>13639906
Don't get the terminolgy wrong, it's not "too" expensive, it's that we're not suckers and dont like throwing money to eurotrash.

>>13636396
I'd move the pasty up one (depending on whose recipe,) move Scotch eggs down to the bottom of the outhouse, and move fish and chips down to low-tier.

I unironically love british food and I dont know why anyone hates it, its a shit country for sure and I wouldnt be caught in it dead outside of somewhere quaint and cozey, which incidentally is where you want to be to enjoy their food.

Its dreary in the british isles and thats the perfect place for savory hearty and oily foods to stove up with at night. pies, pastries, sausage and jellies, puddings and crumpets. basically anything savory, and at breakfast, something sweet with some hot tea.

>>13639923
I'll get right one that one, immediately.
https://www.scotsman.com/news/opinion/haggis-our-national-dish-is-a-world-beater-leader-comment-1-4862198

>>13639931
They sure as heck do fish and chips properly. That stuff is great when drunk.

>>13636772
>This

Tikka is literally just Butter Chicken with a fuckload of sugar and Cream.

>>13639951
paprika too for the coloring

>>13639935
>https://www.scotsman.com/news/opinion/haggis-our-national-dish-is-a-world-beater-leader-comment-1-4862198
Paywalled. Disregarded.

>>13639956
You crazy Scots are crazy

>>13639948
>That stuff is great when drunk.
Yes, but if not drunk, your average chip shop is a 3/10-NBC-slinging-shithole.

>>13636396
Who the hell doesn't like scotch eggs?

>>13639963
When drunk enough you don't notice it

>>13639965
isnt that some chink shit?

>>13639965
>powdery yolk
>rubbery white
>dry meat
Why would I like a dish in which every component is improperly cooked?

>>13640091
Most people are too stupid to realize that it's "cheap and easy." That's indians.

>>13639963
>>13639948
you british shits are honestly too drunk, thats why I said somewhere quaint. british food deserves to be made, not quaffed in a yellow teethed boozed addled delerium like so many of you cucks and whores live a lifestyle of. no wonder everyone thinks your food is shit, you're too drunk to taste it, tourists are too dumb to make it, nor have any expectations of quality, so at the end of the day nobody in britain expects good food when they walk into a restaurant, and so the quality is automatically pajeet.

omelette with brit cheddar, bangers and bacon is my favorite breakfast forever because of a brit food joint called fox and goose. just my american modification of the "british" omelette, get those onions the fuck out of my face and replace them with more animal flesh. i don't pay somebody like 15 bucks to make me an omelette because i want it to be good for me.

so tl;dr the best brit contribution to food is the banger, they are the best and an excuse to eat artisan mustards

>>13639978
Yes, Scotland is my favorite country in asia

>>13640109
That seems more like a Sunday thing than a Monday thing for today.

>>13640111
GTFO, Scotland is in africa

>>13636426
based BASED B A S E D
britcuck colonisers BTFO

>all those delicious foods in low and crap tiers
This frustrates me. Just eat soylent if you don't like food.

>>13640113

ah, an artifact of american shift schedules, I worked saturday so monday is my sunday.

>>13639916
Yeah. How's that vinegary turmeric flavoured sauce you call mustard?

>>13636396
Yeah.. it is faggotry to say you invented tikka masala.

PORK PIES ARE PROOF THAT GOD LOVES MAN

>>13636396
Steak and kidney pie and black pudding are based

>>13636759
Lee can't av cheese!!!

>>13639071
Tiocfaidh ár lá

>>13639071
Sinn Fein aren't nationalists, ironic that they're the party that likes the black and tans the most

>>13636396
Britain created India. It used to be a region of disparate cultural groups until we solidified their national identity through the Partition.

Makes me sad to see liver and onions so underappreciated. It'll be an extinct dish in the near future.

>>13636426
Making this thread just to post this obvious bait. Sad !