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>>13634800
eat food
take a multivitamin
stay hydrated
drink vodka instead of beer/wine/brown liquor


fundamental fact is the shit is poison, overdo it and you will be sick

>>13634800
You drank too much. Your body did not like that. Listen to it, it is telling you to stop beeing an idiot

NAC before drinking helps, but it can also make it harder to get drunk. Supposedly you don't want to take it during drinking. DHM is good too, but will also make it harder to get drunk. You can take it whenever, but it's probably best to wait until you're done so you don't drink more than intended. Valerian root to help with shakes and anxiety the next day, unless you got normal benzos on you. Kudzu might make you feel drunker quicker, so it helps you drink less.

>>13634819
But when i listened to it last night it said "MORE VODKA NOW!"

>>13634821
nac's the golden bullet. if you take it during drinking it increases the liver damage caused because you already have acetaldehyde in your bloodstream.

eat something before you pass out
avoid sugar the next morning
shower hot, finish cold
ibuprofen
water

and try to have some broth the next day. Like a real, whole chicken and full of feet kind of broth. Ramen is the best for hangovers I've ever found.
But mostly the cold shower.
Bottom line is your body is inflamed. If you can jump in the ocean or a cold lake even better.

Do cocaine while you're drinking, the hangover is mostly due to ethanol being metabolized as acetaldehyde, with the introduction of cocaine the liver will metabolize both the cocaine and alcohol together into cocaethylene, avoiding the worst symptoms of a hangover.

>>13634854
absolutely flawless

>>13634845
antihistamines (cetirizine, loratadine) help as well. alcohol (really acetylaldehyde) triggers a histamine reaction in your body which is a big part of the sinus issues/headaches

>>13634845
>ibuprofen

>>13634810
Ethanol is ethanol, doesn't matter the form in which it comes. 1 beer ~ 1 glass of wine ~ 1 shot of spirits. Pace yourself, eat before and during drinking, stop well before bed, stay hydrated, and drink a lot of water before bed.

Gatorade or Pedialyte

>>13634800
>webm
that's just sad desu

>>13634800
Two pints of water before going to bed. If you're hungover on the next day you fucked up and should learn from it.

>>13634800
don't drink at all

>>13634810

>Drink vodka instead

get out svedka shill

OUT

I get blackout drunk on 3% alcohol and never get hangovers

>>13635217
svedka is AIDS. the only good thing is it's the cheapest drinkable tier vodka. to me it tastes just like the plastic jug Skol shit that hobos drink.

I greatly prefer stoli, new amsterdam, titos, or absolut. At mid shelf quality and above, there is basically no difference in taste

>>13635269

Svedka is great if you have it chilling in the deep freezer for a few hours. Anything above freezing and I can't stand it

>>13635280
yeah freezing can make mediocre vodka better. The same tactic applies to Skyy, which is Gen X meme vodka that I wish they would just stop selling. We drank a ton of Skyy in college and it's basically a guarantee that you will get a roaring headache and throw up

Quit being a fucking pussy. I usually drink 12-18 beers after work every night and only sleep about 3 hours (gamer here) and on the weekends I can kill a handle and a half alone in my apartment over the course of the day and I have literally never had a hang over, I don't even know what they feel like. Just grow some balls and step it up like me

>>13635305
cool

>>13634875
because someone who gets hung over on a regular basis cares so much about their liver

>>13634800
Sex. I am never hung over if I give my wife a real good dick down the night before. Gotta burn the booze off. Also eating and drinking lots of water and keeping water beside you at night helps a lot. Hangovers are primarily caused by dehydration. Make sure to drink a scattered glass of water through your night of drinking as well. Also, a quick little poke won’t do anything. You gotta make it hard for her to walk the next day if you want it to be effective.

>>13635037
Why?

>>13635312
Why make it worse when you don't have to.

>>13634875
>Ibuprofen and other NSAIDs rarely affect the liver. Unlike acetaminophen (Tylenol), most NSAIDs are absorbed completely and undergo negligible liver metabolism. In other words, the way NSAIDs are metabolized makes liver injury ( hepatotoxicity) very rare.

>>13635545
>acetaminophen
would never be approved by the FDA if it were introduced today. it's a fairly potent hepatotoxin.

there's also no reason to ever take it. ibuprofen is a superior anti-inflammatory and if you have a fever high enough to warrant taking a "fever reducer" you should probably go to the hospital.

>>13634800
>inb4 don't drink at all

The only hangover cure is to not drink too much. Period. Some people suffer worse than others, and your diet and activity play a part, but there is nothing you can do if you drink too much except eat and drink non-alcoholic foods the next morning.

>>13634800
Chaos magic has worked well for me. Try drawing this sigil somewhere on your body and anointing it with a drop of liquor before drinking.

>>13634810
>tfw IQ 130

>>13635269
Don't buy Tito's outside of Texas, it's so fucking pricey. Handles (1.75) can be had for less than $30 on sale here.

>>13634819
Fuck off

>>13635545
get popped you dumb cunt

https://www.nhs.uk/common-health-questions/medicines/can-i-drink-alcohol-if-i-am-taking-painkillers/

>It is usually safe to drink a moderate amount of alcohol (no more than the daily guideline of alcohol units)
daily guideline is two beers or two shots for a grown man. good luck getting a hangover from that, dumbass.

> most NSAIDs are absorbed completely and undergo negligible liver metabolism
ibuprofen and other NSAIDs undergo extensive liver metabolism by CPY2C9

https://link.springer.com/article/10.2165%2F00003088-199834020-00002

the oxidation pathway required by both ibuprofen and ethanol are rate-limited by glutathione. stressing both systems simultaneously will lead to increased damage you fucking mongoloid.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1930162/

tl;dr don't take fucking advil when you're drinking heavily enough to get a hangover

>>13635861
I currently live in California and a handle of Tito's is always under $30. It's still not worth the price though; really not sure how it became so popular.

>>13634854
Lol get the fuck outta here man. Cocaine makes a hangover 10x worse. Mostly because you'll end up drinking more, staying up later, and end up with 500 tabs of weird porn open trying to jack off at 5am.

>>13634875
Dumb cunt. Ibuprofen doesn't affect the liver like acetaminophen does.

>>13635305
>T. Raging alcohol
And being proud of it. Sad desu

>>13636295
You're not doing enough coke then.

Literally just down a pint of water before you sleep and down another one when you wake up halfway through the night
Multivitamin in the morning if your a pussy

You faggots still drinking alcohol? Brain dead retards. I only drink the finest graffiti blaster

>>13634800
Why do he put the straw?

>>13634821
I don't even drink but came here to praise NAC.

>>13634800
Water and or Gatorade
If you’re degen like me just smoke some weed when you wake up, I can’t explain why but it works

>>13636868
Airflow

>>13634946
Ethanol is ethanol but its the congeners and such from the wood aging and whatnot that can also affect how a hangover goes

Seasoned functional here
Small dosage benzo
Frozen or iced coffee
Water before bed and when you wake up
Eat before bed
Ibuprofen
Lhistidine supplememt

>>13635592
It's the only other otc pain medication you can take along side the rest since it's the only non-NSAID, and it's good for times where taking blood thinning medications isn't a good idea. Like getting a tooth pulled.
If only people knew they need to be careful with it, it is very easy to overdose on. Also a good reason to keep NAC around.

>>13634800
>inb4 don't drink at all
drink less

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbEYXVP3h8k

>>13634800
>inb4 don't drink at all
Howbout, don't ever stop. Stay drunk.

>>13634800
Drink water. Preferably in between alcoholic beverages, but definitely after you've finished drinking before going to bed.

Alcohol dehydrates you, and most of your hangover symptoms come from dehydration.

Stay awake until you are more sober. Sleeping while still drunk or passing out is bad news.

>>13634800

Literally just drink a few glasses of water before you pass out

>>13634800
>eat food BEFORE DRINKING
>drink a water after every drink/2 beers
>take Goody's powder before bed
>eat a spicy hangover meal
>nap
>fap

>>13634800
this guy is gonna pass out in 5 minutes or less

>>13634800
take a shower, drink gatorade, your body need to hydrate, gatorade is more ffective than water in this situation also bacon

>>13634800
Always keep a six pack for the next day, a couple of beers and you're good to go.

>>13637792
This anon gets it. You can get as fucked up as you want but there needs to be a "cool down" period where you hang out while chugging some water/Gatorade and eating something before passing out. The tough part is giving enough of a shit when you're shattered.

I mean, what is drunk?

>>13634800
Drink a some water before bed. When you wake up, pedialyte or gatorade with a nice egg and bacon sammich. Continue to hydrate as much as you can.
-t Alcoholic for 10 years.

>>13636915
huh

>>13634800
god this thread is full of virgins talking out there ass

>drink plenty of water while you drink
>take an activated charcoal pill right before you go to bed
>drink a nutrisure or ensure when you wake up
literally that easy

(bonus)
>drink an alka seltzer with your nutrisure or ensure
>smoke some cannabis

(optional meme)
>go out for some super fatty/spicy food with your bros
id recommend waffle house dennys or your local mexi bro establishment

>>13634800
i literally have no idea
certain booze triggers it for me
i literally cant drink 1/3 of a jim beam without throwing up all the next day, but i can drink 750ml of four roses, barely get drunk, and not even have a joint ache the next day

eat a lot of food, the increase in metabolism and blood flow will dilute the alcohol
though I don't really think you can prevent a hangover if you've had enough booze

>>13638497
what others are when I am drunk, to cope with me being drunk.

>>13635243
>blackout drunk on 3% alcohol

Honey, Men are talking. Go talk with the other bored housewives at the PTA meetings.

>>13634800
But 3 isotonic drinks (not those energy drinks with caffeine). Drink first before passing out and going to bed, use second during night if you wake up, and use third in morning.

You have hangover because you are dehydrated (processing alcohol uses a lot of water, alcohol is toxin, so no matter what your body tries to get rid of it asap, and at expense of water)

So drinking ISOTONICs while body needs most water (and ions) will help.

>>13638323
Nah, a bottle of cheap spirit of that size would be less than ten standard drinks. He's going to walk unsteadily and slur his speech a little, but he's not going to sleep before he bangs both those chicks that are so in awe of him.

>>13634800
>tfw I never get hangovers even if I get blackout drunk

>>13638939
either you drink to the point that youre constantly drunk even when you dont realize it aka a daily heavy drinker
or youre under the age of 20 at most 25

>>13638943
>either you drink to the point that youre constantly drunk even when you dont realize it aka a daily
heavy drinker
Nope, I only get shitfaced about 1-2 times per week on the weekend since I work during the week, haven't been a daily heavy drinker since I graduated college

>or youre under the age of 20 at most 25
Also not true lmao

>>13635665
best reply

>>13638943
Maybe for him, but for me I've found when I get blackout drunk I don't get a hangover and feel better rested than I usually do. Probably because I've been unconscious for ten to twelve hours, and I do remember to have some water along the way.

>>13635305
I also play old school runescape

>>13638965
>>13638986
oh so you two are liars
weird flex

Just buy some pedialyte to drink jesus christ, gatorade works too

>>13634800
No matter what suggestion you take, preventing it 100% is impossible. Unless you have some sort of dwarf like genetics, but since you're asking we'll write that off. The most you do is make it more bearable. The best I've gotten is basically feeling floaty and maybe not all there. Getting rid of it is a bit easier but it depends how bad the hangover is. Some physical stuff like nausea and headaches are easy to get rid or prevent with a lot of the suggestions, but the mental and more serious physical ones just take time. Hangovers are basically mini withdrawals, so you'll still be subjected to your brain freaking out and trying to balance things out again.

Before going to bed, drink a few table-spoons of olive oil, mixed in a glass with warm water and salt.
I've only tried this twice but both times I didn't have a hangover the next day (aside from dizziness).

>>13639122
Have you seriously never met anyone who doesn't get hangovers before? Not everyone has a shit liver like you anon

>>13636295
Not him, but cocaine doesn't make me feel hungover really. Just tired the next day. Sometimes really hungry. And I don't know about you, but I usually drink less because I'm too deep in conversations with other people high on coke that I drink a lot slower.

>>13638693

pretty much

every beer/drink you have, have a glass of water too. then take painkiller when you get home befre going to bed.

>>13639286
>alcohol+painkillers

That sounds like a great way to overdose like a Soundcloud rapper

Drinking alcohol is fucking retarded. Simple as.

>>13639322
feels good tho

>>13639145
>Just buy some pedialyte to drink jesus christ, gatorade works too
Here I thought it had to be wine this whole time

>>13639322
Big boy in the thread now. Everybody go home.

>>13634800
easiest way is just to chug a glass of water between every couple of pints. not always easy to remember to do that while drinking though.

>>13639286
>pretty much
goes on to give shit advice that has nothing to do with my advice beyond drink water

Going to make vodka gummie bears for my birthday this weekend. Any recommendations/tips brahs?

>>13634946
You're a dumbass
Ethanol is one thing, other toxins in liquors are THE hangover fuel.
Well-distilled vodka is the least problematic thing to drink. Dark beers are the worst offender.

>>13634800
Lrn2 self-cannulate and have a few banana bags on hand
Lrn2 carbon filter bottom shelf vodka or buy the premium stuff
Lrn2 exclusively drink vodka and vodka infusions

>>13634800
Consult Cowboy Bebop

>>13638661
The straw is outside of his mouth to prevent suction from the bottle so he can down it quickly without spilling

water 1L
pink salt 2g

drink it

>>13640045
what if i only have regular salt? what can i substitute for pink?

>>13639322
t. no friends

>>13634800
prairie oyster
tried it once because spike did it and it really helps

Drink a glass of water for every alcoholic drink you consume, whilst you're still drunk.
Doesn't prevent, but it does mitigate.

>>13634800
Irn-Bru, Really works.

>>13634800
1 B12 1000 MG tablets before you start drinking and 1 after and a glass of water

>>13638828
>You have hangover because you are dehydrated.
This is the worst meme I have ever heard and I hate when people say this shit!
If that was the case you could drink water all night and wake up fine, but guess what, you don't!
Dehydration is one of many symptoms of consuming alcohol due to the chemical that tells your body to stop producing urine gets inhibited.
It is not the sole cause of the withdrawal process.
acetaldehyde poisoning is by far the biggest cause of hangovers.

My ritual is popping ibuprofen before going to bed, drink as much water as I can, and 0.25mg of xanax to make sure that the brain's rebound caused by the alcohol doesn't procure me a night's worth of shit sleep.

Next morning, paracetamol, ibuprofen, coffee, and whatever food I can stomach.

>>13640209
Best advice in thread

>>13640806
Alcohol reduces your ability to absorb B12. You're basically gonna shit that tablet out later. Take it after.

>>13638943
i'm 26 and i black out on vodka sometimes and i don't have hangovers. I think only drinking really bitter IPA beer gives me hangs now but i don't do that.
I usually do a 3 pack of tallies every day and 750ml of vodka once a month or less. If im upset sometimes i'll do double the beer in a day and pass out and im usually okay.
3 talls a day is being a "drinker" but not an alcoholic but maybe yeah often consumption maybe helps.

>>13639322
and that's a good thing
my brain needs to shut the fuck up

>>13636250
Why the hostility?

>>13635861
Live in Chicago and a handle is always $25-30, if it's more I just buy something else because it's not worth that.

>>13637054
Taking both the normal doses for ibuprofen and acetaminophen at the same time is amazing for debilitating muscle strains and spasms.

One time, I had a horrible muscle spasm in my lower back caused by exposure to extreme cold that lasted several days. It was also fucking with my sciatic nerve, making sitting up, standing up, and walking insanely painful, I thought I fucked my spine and was fucking disabled until the pain suddenly went away after 20 minutes and I could get up and walk and jump around with only a dull nagging ache left over.

>>13639985
why ruin your veins every time you go out drinking

just down some Pedialyte afterwards.

there's no such thing as a hangover cure anyway

>>13634800
Either drink more or eat something loaded with fat

>>13634800
Weed lol

>>13634800
here's the true chad way to cure a hangover, from a polack
>vomit before you go to bed
>sleep
>wake up
>grind fresh black peppercorns
>combine 1 tsp fresh black peppercorns with 1 shot vodka and 1 shot pickle/sauerkraut juice
>drink the above
>take a cold shower
>optionally, nap for 25 min after the cold shower
>proceed to eat a large Five Guys bacon cheeseburger with chup, mustard, jalapenos, and lettuce with an order of large cajun fries
congratulations, you're fine now

Guzzle down a bunch of water before you fall asleep, it's the only thing preventing your brain from shrinking like a motherfucker, also try to take care of yourself with multi-vitamins and a healthy breakfast. You're set bro.

Shit works.

After I’ve had too much whiskey, I cook myself a large flank steak pan fried in salted butter. I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks and go to sleep.

>>13641611
>If that was the case you could drink water all night and wake up fine, but guess what, you don't!
What did he mean by this?

>>13634875
That's acetaminophen. Ibuprofen is intestinal issues and that's only if you take prescription amounts.

>>13644365
this is A tier shit right here friend, i'd drink a bloody with the 5 guys

>>13644438
see
>>13636250

>>13634800
Drink a liter of water before going to bed. You'll wake up a few hours later to take a ginormous piss but it doesn't end here. Drink another liter and repeat.

>>13635305
>t. alcoholics anonymous