/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>weak anorexic fucking faggot
I'll take that over being an obese Italian any day of the week.

>>13632583

That looks like not only a disgrace to pizza, but a mistake humanity will forever live in shame about. What compels you to eat what can only be described as a taco bowl filled to the absolute brim with tomato sauce?

A pizza is not 1 pound of cheese thrown in some cookie cutter form mixed with tomato.

I do not go into foodsuperiority territory but what the actual fuck. just microwave a pound of cheese and suck it through a straw.

>>13632591
>t. 70lbs and proud

>>13632602
>>13632600
It's called a PIZZA PIE. You anorexics like to pretend the second word doesn't exist because the thought of eating more than 1000 calories a day scares you.

A pizza is supposed to be big and greasy. If its not youre not a real man.

>>13632617
yeah I should inhale vast amounts of processed cheese and be a real man, cool

>>13632622
Imagine being this mad because your life choices and effeminate mental state made you anorexic

Have you ever tried a real pizza pie?

>>13632624
>Have you ever tried a real pizza pie?

'go'za is the PIE

>>13632635
SHUT UP ANOREXIC PIECE OF TRASH ID FUCK YOU UP

>>13632638
you really like pies?

>>13632641
You're dead

>>13632648
nope

>>13632653
Send a pic of your ass anorexic homofag

>>13632583
based, coasties on suicide watch

>>13632583
>I’m mad because no one mentioned my regional pizza style in a pizza thread
How fucking insecure are you? Does this stem from a tiny dick? I don’t know, I can’t relate since I’ve never had anything to be ashamed of down there...

>>13632659
S E E T H I N G

>>13632662
>the anorexic westcoaster has no argument

>>13632583
there doesn't look like there's very much of anything in there besides tomato paste in a pie shell
how about you call your thing "tomato pie" and we call ours pizza?

>>13632722
how about i beat the fuck out of you, homo?

>>13632722
this

>>13632662
Me every time Detroit deep dish isn't mentioned

>>13632583
ahh yesss nothing like some good 'go 'za just like ma used to bake

>>13632669
Oh that’s funny, the fat nigger mainlander is accusing me of also being from the west coast. It’s actually the east coast, and not being morbidly obese doesn’t make me anorexic. I choose not to be a disgusting fatass pile of human compost. Frankly I can’t figure out why you did want to be one...

>>13632760
>being a real man is now considered morbidly obese
okay coastie enjoy being a homo

>>13632781
Go be retarded somewhere else. Your faggotry is too much even for /ck/

>>13632783
explain to me why being 300lbs and 6'8 is now considered obese.

>>13632781
>t.

>>13632789
You are a colossal faggot. I don’t want to speak to you. You disgust me. Your pizza is greasy slop, the same as all other pizza. If your sweaty fatass thinks your greasy slop is superior to someone else’s greasy slop, congratulations, but stop thinking the rest of us care. Also, no one who isn’t morbidly obese at the minimum would care about pizza half as much as you do. I would tell you to kill yourself, but I imagine every moment of your life is spent in misery, and I want you to suffer.

>>13632800
You're scared of grease

I say, if a man doesn't have greasy hands toes and chin after eating a big dish of pizza pie then he's a true faggot
Just like wings, the messier = the better made

>>13632809
>I’m not fat guys I swear

>>13632823
I would kill you if we met in prison

>>13632906
Not my fault you’re stupid enough to get caught. Drop a few pounds and maybe they won’t catch you next time. Can you even hop a fence? Faggot

>>13632942
I'm 6'9 and 500+ lbs.

>>13632979
>6’9”
No one cares how wide you are.

>>13632583

doctor said I have to cut back because my triglycerides are through the roof. I'm not even fat, my LDL is normal, no idea why my triglycerides are so high other than eating piles of shit like your pic all the time.

>>13632583
>eating nigger pizza.

>>13633082
shut up weakass
you cant handle a real mans pizza

>>13633076
>500lbs of muscle is now considered fst
holy cope

>>13633155
t.

>>13633157
fuck off anorexic im legitimately muscular

>>13633467
post body

>>13633496
You first

>>13632617
>PIZZA PIE
no it isn't

>>13633467
Prove it, tublord
I bet you have to cut your "protein shakes" with melted lard in order to get them down

>>13633858
>>13633757
literally is called pizza pie try and prove me wrong anorexics.

>>13632617
Pizza pie just sounds like an excuse to mask the insanely poor taste that comes from calling it an "Extra tomato, extra cheese, extra crust pizza"

>>13633902
>dude
>i weigh less than 100lbs
>how could you tell??