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13598531 No.13598531 [Reply] [Original]

I'm going crazy for candy bars at the moment. There's just something about them... perhaps something phallic... that is so satisfying. Please post the last candy bar you had, or your favorite candy bars and rate all candy bars posted above you. If this gets 100 replies I will average all ratings and make a chart, I really really promise.

To start, I will post the last candy bar I had, which was surprisingly good. I've always liked crisped rice and the chocolate is bland but thin, and there's a layer of semi-stiff caramel that's thin enough to be tender not chewy. A little on the lighter side though - not that meaty. overall 7.5/10.

>> No.13598575
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the best

>> No.13598588
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I have two favorites. They are objectively the best candy bars. 1/2

>>13598575
Disgusting 2/10

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>>13598531
>>13598575
Both of these are great

>> No.13598593
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>>13598588
2/2

>> No.13598597

>>13598592
Patrician taste, these were always my favorite as a kid

>> No.13598617

I recently found these at a CVS and I was please to find weird kit kats at all in the united states. they were pretty good, although it was kind of just some mint some ok dark choc and a wafer without much... i don't know, fusion. i would say 7/10, and to be clear that's like the baseline for regular kitkats.

>>13598575
This is good, 7/10, there's also a reese's take 5 now.

>>13598588
think i had one of these when i was 5 and i would have rated it 5/10 but then again, i was 5.

>>13598592
yes i love 100 grand. i think i gravitated toward 100 grand and whatchamacallit once they made the crunch bar chocolate even worse.

>>13598593
I had one of these recently, pretty disappointing. I would say maybe 3/10. Pretty simple sugary flavors, i don't really get it.

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>>13598617
forgot to post img. they do have quite an appealing color, finish & texture.

>> No.13598638

>>13598617
>he thinks the flavor of a candy bar needs to be complex

*tips fedora*

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>>13598531
butterfinger beeeeotch

>> No.13598658

>>13598617
The Reese's Take 5 is the only Take 5. They rebranded it. Because it has peanut butter.

>> No.13598659

>>13598648
It used to be good. That "improved" recipe is garbage. Almost as bad as when McDonalds "improved" their fries by not frying them in tallow anymore

>> No.13598660
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The best one right here.

>> No.13598666

>>13598660
forgot about that one. nice

>> No.13598675

>>13598660
I love these things. They are slightly different tasting compared to heath bars but that difference makes them so much better.

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for me, it’s mini wax bottles filled with mystery fluid

>> No.13598710

>>13598660
A true patrician.

>> No.13598712

>>13598575
fpbp

>> No.13598726
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>>13598531
Reese's is objectively the best in all departments, and this is the best thing they have. When I was younger I would get maybe one of these a month and I would make it last all god damned day.

>> No.13598766
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I'm pretty fond of these, but I don't know anyone who likes them much, usually people are simply okay with them. They're better if you warm them up first. I usually put it in my back pocket so my body heat gets them soft before I eat them, but you can also put them in the microwave for about 10 seconds or put them unwrapped into hot water.

I haven't had one in a while.

>> No.13598814

>>13598727
>>13598592
>>13598531
god tier

>> No.13598931 [DELETED] 

>>13598592
#1 tied with Nutty Buttys
>>13598531
#2
>>13598648
Distant #3 which is also tied with Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and peanut BUTTER M&Ms.

>>13598593
>>13598660
>>13598727
These are okay-tier, along with Mars, peanut M&Ms, Mounds, Nestle Crunch, Snickers, Kit-Kat, Nutter Butter, Twix, Baby Ruth and 5th Avenue.

>>13598575
>>13598621
>>13598676
>>13598679
>>13598687
>>13598726
>>13598766
These are literal spit out tier, what the fuck is wrong with your mouths you disgusting fucks? Those are all HORRIFIC candy bars. Not even F-tier, it's off the charts trash.

Also in this category is anything that's just chocolate, regular M&Ms, Mars, York patties, Almond Joy, Milky Way, Mr Goodbar, Payday, any Twix but regular, Rocky Road, Oh Henry, Clark, Charlston Chew and basically anything else not listed. Fuck your weird shit, fuck your flavor tangents, fuck white chocolate, and fuck weird low volume foreign shit.

DEFINITIVE OUT

>> No.13598937 [DELETED] 

>>13598592
#1 tied with Nutty Buttys
>>13598531 (OP)
#2
>>13598648
Distant #3 which is also tied with Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and peanut BUTTER M&Ms.

>>13598593
>>13598660
>>13598727
These are okay-tier, along with peanut M&Ms, Mounds, Nestle Crunch, Snickers, Kit-Kat, Nutter Butter, Twix, Baby Ruth and 5th Avenue.

>>13598575
>>13598621
>>13598676
>>13598679
>>13598687
>>13598726
>>13598766
These are literal spit out tier, what the fuck is wrong with your mouths you disgusting fucks? Those are all HORRIFIC candy bars. Not even F-tier, it's off the charts trash.

Also in this category is anything that's just chocolate, regular M&Ms, Mars, York patties, Almond Joy, Milky Way, Mr Goodbar, Payday, any Twix but regular, Rocky Road, Oh Henry, Clark, Charlston Chew and basically anything else not listed. Fuck your weird shit, fuck your flavor tangents, fuck white chocolate, and fuck weird low volume foreign shit.

DEFINITIVE OUT

>> No.13598939

>>13598592
#1 tied with Nutty Buttys
>>13598531 (OP) (OP)
#2
>>13598648
Distant #3 which is also tied with Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and peanut BUTTER M&Ms.

>>13598593
>>13598660
>>13598727
These are okay-tier, along with peanut M&Ms, Almond Joy, Nestle Crunch, Snickers, Kit-Kat, Nutter Butter, Twix, Baby Ruth and 5th Avenue.

>>13598575
>>13598621
>>13598676
>>13598679
>>13598687
>>13598726
>>13598766
These are literal spit out tier, what the fuck is wrong with your mouths you disgusting fucks? Those are all HORRIFIC candy bars. Not even F-tier, it's off the charts trash.

Also in this category is anything that's just chocolate, regular M&Ms, Mars, York patties, Mounds, Milky Way, Mr Goodbar, Payday, any Twix but regular, Rocky Road, Oh Henry, Clark, Charlston Chew and basically anything else not listed. Fuck your weird shit, fuck your flavor tangents, fuck white chocolate, and fuck weird low volume foreign shit.

DEFINITIVE OUT

>> No.13598967

>>13598939
You’re one of those people who thought banana runts weren’t the best runts.

>> No.13599063

>>13598967
Which is literally everyone besides actual retards like yourself

>> No.13599096

>>13599063
Fact: banana runts were the best

>> No.13599124

>>13599096
Fact: no

No one agrees with you anyway. You are literally the only person to ever think that.

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>> No.13599171

>>13599169
Nice reddit bar

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>>13598593
Pleb tier. 1/10

>>13598648
Not bad, but too artificial tasting 3/10

>>13598727
Decent 5/10

>> No.13599498
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i don't have much of a sweet tooth but i like toffee and butterscotch candies occasionally

>> No.13599866

>>13598659
I lived these, but hadn't had one in years. Now they are so awful, not like I remembered. Are there any candies like the old version that I could buy?

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>>13599498
0/10 nigger tier should be ashamed of yourself

>> No.13599894

>>13599887
more for me then :^)

>> No.13599897

>>13599379
FUCKING TONY. I love this bitch, I use the pic related in chocolate chip cookies.

>> No.13599923
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I rike it.

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>>13598648
7/10 for flavor, 2/10 for how it gums up the chompers

>>13598660
haven't had one of these since I was maybe 9? I think they were good though, at least 6/10.

>>13598679
I bought a pack of these once and they were absolutely terrible! maybe they were just old, but they had classic fake-peanut-butter-cup syndrome of too much only ok chocolate and not enough salt in the pb. 1/10 inedible.

>>13598687
7/10 for the memories.

>>13598726
3 Musketeers used to be my go to until maybe I was 12. I used to eat the chocolate layer off so it was just the nougat core, then eat the nougat. a bit disgusting in retrospect. still 6.5/10, but i wish to god they would remake the classic neapolitan 3 musketeers. never tried it but it sounds heavenly.

>>13598727
Oh dude! i had one of these for the first time the other day, it was really good. I think it's basically a Payday covered in chocolate and with a peanut butter layer on the bottom? it's really good though. Only criticism is that it's a little gooey. fuck i might get one after work. 8.5/10

i'll post the Reese's fast break, because I saw it on shelves for a long time and didn't get it for some reason. I used to be insane for the Reese's Whipps that got discontinued (peanut butter flavored nougat like 3 Musketeers, with a layer of normal Reese's PB) and the Fast Break is actually really similar just with the ratios reversed. The peanut butter flavored nougat is incredible. Personally, 8.75/10.

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>>13598766
never had one of these but my friend described it as "difficult." I'm going to say 2/10 if it's anything like turkish taffy.

>>13599169
looks good, i like fruit, would cop

>>13599498
4.5/10, edible but skor is better

>>13599887
nice to snack on over like 6 hours. 5/10.

>>13599923
so much worse since they reformulated, and i didn't like them that much anyway. i get it but i'm not crazy for hazelnut. 3.5/10 currently, 4.5/10 before.

>>13598939
you aren't definitive for shit if you didn't post your own pussy. you're mostly not wrong but some objections: mini regular M&Ms are good, mounds are fine but obv almond joy is better, payday is fine but you have to love the old peanuts, cookies & cream twix is surprisingly valid, and also mr goodbar used to be very edible before about 2010 or something. i swear to good it used to have the like, higher quality Hershey's that they use for those Symphony bars, but then it got changed to bottom of the barrel.

question: do kind bars count as candy bars? they're the same size & shape, sweet, have nuts, sometimes chocolate. i think they're of the same nature. i like them, although i only eat them when they're free at work or something.

>> No.13600205

>>13600178
No, kind bars are not candy bars. They aren't advertised as candy bars and they aren't sold with candy bars.
How could you type so much shit about everyone else's posts and then say something so stupid?

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>>13600205
They tell you they aren't candy bars so that you'll eat them for lunch. I mean, I'd eat a candy bar for lunch, but I shouldn't. Really, between a kind bar and a Payday, or even a Snickers, what's the meaningful difference?

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>> No.13600255

>>13600235
>>13600205
It's a candy bar.

>> No.13600284

>>13600235
Oh yeah asshole? Try giving them out next Halloween.
>>13600255
They are not. Not everything that includes chocolate is candy, which seems to be the only criteria here. It's trail mix simply a candy mix if it has chocolate chips in it?

>> No.13600540

>>13600284
go to some rich lady house and get a whole ass kind bar for halloween? that would be awesome...

trail mix has an overall salty flavor, even if it has sweet elements. kind bars are predominantly sweet. tell me one real difference between a kind bar and a payday?

>> No.13600576
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So Payday is on the left, KIND bar is on the right. The KIND bar has a little bit less calories, but it's a little lighter, so I'd say they're similar. The Payday does have a lot more added sugar of course, but the KIND bar has more fat, so the calories end up equal.

so would you say quantity of added sugar is what differentiates a candy bar from an "other" bar? where would you put the line between Payday at 19g sugar and KIND at 4g?

>> No.13600582

>>13598531
"Whatchamcallit"
"what's it called?"
"I told you the name"
"Did not"
"Did, too"

>> No.13600588

>>13598660
these are best chopped and sprinkled atop blue bell vanilla ice cream

>> No.13600596
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Chewy bars have 10g of sugar per normal-candy-bar-sized serving according to this (doubling what the graphic shows because it's only for 26g total bar vs 52g for a payday. Are chewy bars candy bars?

>> No.13600618

>>13600596
Yup. They're just marketed as healthy. Most cereal is also candy.

>> No.13600619
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As a matter of fact, this Clif bar has 22g of sugar per 68g serving, which is almost as much as the payday. I think it can definitively be said then that Clif bars are candy bars.

>> No.13600621

>>13600540
>>13600576
>>13600596
Exactly my point. If you're only criteria is that it is a sweet bar, any bar with fruit in it is on the table for being a candy bar. A shitload of granola or snack bars are in the running.
But if someone asks your what your favorite candy bar is and you say "A chocolate chip chewy bar" you're going to look like a huge weirdo.
They have similarities. They are not the same.

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>>13600621
Ok so if they're similar but not the same? What are the differences, categorically? Formulate a rule or set of rules to determine, for a given bar without packaging, if it is a candy bar or a "granola or snack" bar. Use as a test case Kudos, and assign Kudos definitively to the candy or "granola or snack" category.

Also consider, is a granola bar not just a subcategory of candy bar? If it's not, are they both categories of a general "bar"? and what defines that category?

>> No.13600673

Anyone ever tried making their own candy bars at home? Success? Failure?

>> No.13600698
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This is the absolute king of candy bars

Kind of makes a mess and sticks to the wrapper really badly if it's warm though but I fellate these things every time I see them at gas stations

>> No.13600756

>>13600698
that looks incredible and I'm actually super envious. If I'm in Canada sometime I need to get one of those. Visually, 7.5/10 at least. I just hope the chewy chocolate stuff is rich and not just sweet like tootsie roll. If it has closer to like, a cosmic brownie type consistency, it seems amazing.

>> No.13600758

I like those """"healthy""" meme bars that are actually just candy bars with more distinguishable ingredients
like nature valley coconut almond protein bar is good

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>>13598575
u are actually a piece of shit. I cant believe u like that stuff cuck

>> No.13600978

>>13600698
God Tier.

t. BCfag, can confirm.

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>> No.13601012

>>13598648
5th Avenue > Butterfinger

>> No.13601051

>>13598648
5/10
Simple flavor with no attempt at balance

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I'm rating only the ones I've had before
>>13598575
4/10
>>13598588
My favorite, 10/10
>>13598592
4/10
>>13598593
1/10
>>13598648
8/10, I like the Cronch
>>13598660
Fucking hate toffee desu. 2/10
>>13598676
7/10. They're way too sweet but a guilty pleasure
>>13598687
Unironic 9/10, biting off the tips and sucking the juice was so satisfying as a kid
>>13598726
Solid. 8/10
>>13599498
Even worse than skor. 1/10
>>13599887
8/10
>>13599923
Used to be better. 3/10

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I thought this might be good, but as I should have suspected, there are less almonds in this than there are peanuts in a normal snickers. i would rate it like, 5.5/10 vs 7/10 for a normal snickers.

>> No.13601325

>>13601118
I don't think just posting fancy chocolate is really the idea.. the beauty of candy bars is that they're almost all the same price point, so you aren't inclined to choose by price so much.

>> No.13601328

>dicks are bar shaped
Go to the doctor.

>> No.13601353

>>13601328
No, I would definitely say candy bars are a phallic emblem. That's why a long bar is so much more satisfying than two half-bars. With those it's like eating two little turds rather than a massive schlong, it just doesn't compare. kitkats are an exception in that they are appealing because they look like bars of precious metal due to their impeccable temper.

>> No.13601408

>>13601353
board is filled with faggots confirmed

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>>13601325
I just posted the last bar I've had, like op said to do. This is probably my favorite common bar

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>>13601426
Regular twix i would say 8/10. I used to not care about them as a kid but I really regret it, although maybe they're just relatively better now that everything more chocolate is worse. Anyway, I noticed these a couple weeks ago - they're surprisingly better than most other cookies and cream flavored things, again because the cookie is high quality. I would say 8/10 for these also, worth trying.

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>>13598575

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>> No.13601645

>>13601620
ohh holy shit that looks so fucking good! I think I remember having one of these a really long time ago actually? wikipedia says discontinued since 2012ish. damn. 9.5/10 from my memories.

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Candy is gay you soy faggot

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Anyone else remember these? I'd say 3/10.

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Was reading about discontinued Hershey products and remembered I used to go apeshit for these. they were 10/10, actually incredible.

>> No.13602289

>>13602218
Fuck you anon i will kill a nigger for one rn i didnt realize they had stopped making them

>> No.13602304

>>13601681
disappointed when i learned they were just chocolate and not potato chips inside

>> No.13602309

>>13601518
I tried these and much prefer the regular Twix over them
Twix just ain't Twix without the caramel, and the "cream" was some weird bullshit that tasted of pure sugar paste.

>> No.13602340

>>13602304
Yeah I'm really not sure why they did that. Chocolate-covered pringles might be really good actually... or chocolate covered Munchos. I'm not that big of a fan of chocolate covered normal potato chips cause it's a little greasy imo, but pringles/munchos are less fatty so it would be quite tasty i imagine.

Semi related: putting crushed potato chips and dark chocolate chips on vanilla ice cream is really good...

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>>13602340
forgot me img

>> No.13602423

>>13598617

Caramello and caramilk bars are hot dogshit because they started adding palm oil and shit to the "chocolate"

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I like this the best because when I eat it, I love to pretend it's a hot nutty log of shit from a beautiful females ass

>> No.13602458

>>13601668
Go outside
Hit the weights
Get a clue
Take a shower
Have sex

>> No.13602472

>>13602456
God I thought I was the only one, I like to eat them while I shit so my own aromas mix with the rough turd like texture of that candy bar, really adds to the whole female turd fantasy.

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>>13602499
another sad victim of hershey's recently reformulations imo. used to go nuts for these as a kid but had one recently and it was just kind of sugar paste. i swear to god they cut down on the milk solids or something.

used to really like Crunch bars also but the suffered the same thing in the last 5 or so years.

>> No.13602510
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>>13602505
How unfortunate

>> No.13602520

>>13598588
Brother. I've loved these since I was a kid. Only Walmart has them

>> No.13602522
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I unironically had one of these for breakfast today.

>> No.13602545
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Find a flaw (you can't).

>> No.13602547

>>13602499
>>13602505

Pretty sure it's the PGPR. Changes the texture.

>> No.13602552

>>13602545
had one of these the other day, very disappointed. just a lot of oversweet chocolate and really not that much nuts/raisins. 3/10.

>> No.13602566

>>13602552

Well you're a fucking retard.

>> No.13602584

>>13602552
I'll give you lots of nut from my raisins if you catch my drift.

>> No.13602655
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say what you will about cadbury

>> No.13602684

>>13601681
You can still find chips like these around. Chocolate wafers like that are good for garnishing.

>> No.13603078

>>13602655
What is that a chocolate coated couch cushion?

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>>13600125
pretty good
>>13602456
meh

Will there ever be another good peanut butter candy bar?

>> No.13603583

>>13602482
Company that made these closed down. I still have two stored away in the cupboard.

>> No.13603595

>>13603199
saw the 90s ad for these recently, looked pretty appealing. Just looked it up on wikipedia and:

According to former Mars executive Alfred Poe, PB Max was discontinued due to the Mars family's distaste for peanut butter, despite $50 million in sales.[

Again, we are robbed of joy by the whims of the owner class.

>> No.13603619

>>13598648
Not anymore, they took away one of the last remaining reasons for me to stay on this planet. I will never forgive those jews for ruining the best candy bar.

>> No.13603734

>>13603595
SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.13604078
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saw or just noticed this one for the first time at cvs on my way home. saving it for the morning commute... is it new?

>> No.13604100

>>13602545
Don't think I've even seen one since I was like 5.

>> No.13604357

>>13598531
8/10
I remember when it hit the market. Good bar.

>>13598575
2/10
Not for me.

>>13598592
6/10
Good, too small.

>>13598593
7/10
A bit too rich for me.

>>13598648
8/10
Chick O Stick with chocolate, but with better tooth.

>>13598660
2/10
For moms.

>>13598676
Not a bar.

>>13598726
6/10
Solid, different.

>>13598766
5/10
Prefer Big Hunk's approach.

>>13599498
2/10
Bad memories of puking it out my nose with food poisoning. Similar to >>13598660

>>13600251
(me)
9/10
Haven't seen these in my area since the 90's. Miss them.

>>13601426
6/10
Like them frozen.

>>13602218
0/10
Did not care for these at all.

>>13602505
5/10
100 Grand's retarded cousin.

Not mentioned but voting for:

Big Hunk 8/10

Charleston Chew (vanilla) 7/10 room temp, 9/10 frozen

I am not a robot

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>>13604357

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>>13604357

>> No.13604387

Just had the "new recipe" butterfinger for the first time. Was better than any butterfinger I ever had. I always got chewy ones. These were crisp and satisfying. 7/10.
I like 5th Avenue more though.

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These bad boys

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>113 posts
>neither of pic related mentioned
I prefer Mounds because of the dark chocolate, but if I want a crunch then the Almond Joys are good too.

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I was really hungry when I ate it.

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>>13598531

>> No.13604628

>>13603199
>PB Max

I ate these a lot as a kid. The texture of the peanut butter was what set it apart from other brands. It was actually rich and creamy. Not the excessively sugary, semi-crumbly shit you find in most PB candy bars today.

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>>13603199
>Will there ever be another good peanut butter candy bar?
>ever
>another

But anon, 5th avenue was never discontinued.

>> No.13604849

>>13603595
>Again, we are robbed of joy by the whims of the owner class.

The USSR did not have any candy bars at all.

>> No.13604869

>>13599379
I am very chocolonely

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Everybody's an idiot, except for me.

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has anyone posted these yet?

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>>13604995
haven't seen those but these are good. i'm a fucking gayboy for wafers though, love kitkats and love those old people sugar wafers. I used to buy these sugar free sugar wafers (you know like the dollar store pack kind) from the vending machines at my HS and just eat them constantly to the chagrin of my friends - they had this incredible overpowering fake-vanilla odor.

Anyway I love wafers. These Reese's Sticks are pretty big and satisfying, obviously a little lightweight because they're wafers, and maybe a little light on flavor. I wish they were saltier as the dominant flavors are kind of just sweet and creamy with vague nutty, but I like the wafers and the wafer flavor too much to care. 7/10.

>>13604600
I thought these were an old people thing until I had a different coconut patty thing and then realized these were just that. Do like Almond Joy better, although it is funny that there's literally like 4 almonds per bar - but I appreciate how they're right on top so you know exactly what you're getting. Then when you eat one you're like "Oh joy - the almond." 6/10 for mounds, 7.5/10 for almond joy. The one thing is I do with almond joy had dark chocolate, which mounds actually does while AJ has milk oddly.

>> No.13605176

>>13602655
These and Wispa Goldnare fucking S++ tier.

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>>13605176
post a picture dillweed! looks good though, seems like a milky way but with bubblechocolate+caramel instead of nougat+caramel? honestly i think i might like nougat+bubblechocolate more but i'd buy.

>> No.13605241

>>13600653

Goddamn I want these things back. They were my childhood.

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Not sure why i prefer the white version over regular but there's something special about it

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>>13605976
never had that but I used to get these in my christmas stocking. thought they were only ok, like 6.5/10, but i think it was always the hazelnut flavor which i usually don't like. so i wonder if "cacao" is better.

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Based PayDay. Sweet, and salty. Plenty o' nuts.

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>>13604078
Reporting back on this. I have to say: this is actually the best candy bar I've had in a long time. It's not clear from the packaging, but it's actually literally peanut brittle. It has a lot of peanuts and not that much candy coating so it's not that hard to bite through. But there's enough that the entire bite is crunchtastic when you chew it. Strong but not overwhelming caramel and roasted-peanut flavors. The peanuts are fresh and crunchy, not at all waxy like Payday tends to be. I would say an honest 9.5/10. Honestly though, all of the chocolate getting so much worse has lowered standards to the point where just good, fresh peanut brittle blows away almost anything with chocolate. it is good though, better than any like local candy store peanut brittle i've had, just by virtue of a thinner coating with an extremely crisp set.

>> No.13607161

>>13604616
>>13605976
>>13605993
not like kinder chocolate and hazelnut is bad, but their products all seem to be the same tasting but in different shape

>> No.13607814

>>13602522
The lemon are top-tier. What happened to the orange?

>> No.13607819

>>13604846
Where can I buy it? I only want to buy one.

>> No.13607907

>>13607819
they sell them at rite aid where i am, south western PA.

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I wish there were more candy bars with fruit flavors. This strawberry cheesecake Hershey bar looks like their cookies n cream bars, so it's probably pretty bad, but I would like to see a Snickers with uh... cranberries or something might be good.

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>>13609601
Apparently whatever line this was from also included honey-roasted flavor Reese's cups, which sounds ok, and... BBQ Payday, which I really really want to try as a matter of fact.

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>>13609608
i miss it so bad

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>>13598531
probly my favourite. haven't had one in ages

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>>13598531
Thingamajig > Whatchamacallit

>> No.13610397

>>13610352
I agree but it looks like consumers don't.... thingamajig has been gone since 2012 and the whatcha is still around. Although perhaps it's another casualty of the Mars' family's hatred for peanut butter - the same fate as the PB Max.

>> No.13610418

>>13610397
I purchased a box of them back in 2012. Savored the fuck out of those.

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Regular ass Kit-Kats. Fuck your 5 million different Japanese flavors, fuck your mint and chocolate shit, fuck your white chocolate. Regular is the original and the best

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>>13598531
Solid alternative to candy bars imho

>> No.13610803
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These used to be my crack as a kid

>> No.13610813

>>13605993
I fucking love happy hippos

>> No.13610852

>>13610478
I never liked these until my roommate brought home a bag he'd gotten at work
Ate one and couldn't stop until I was on the verge of throwing up

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only leafs will remember based choclairs

>> No.13611269

>>13610478
>>13610852
yeah i sometimes get a bag of mini kitkats after a holiday and i cant not eat the whole thing. reese's mini cups i can eat responsibly although it does take a lot of willpower. but the mini kitkats, i kill them.

also, the flavors can be good. the dark for example is ok, but it does kind of just taste like "dark chocolate... and a kitkat" if you know what I mean. I haven't had many of the japanese crazy flavors but i would hope they are higher quality than american flavored chocolates are... like pocky has some higher-quality coatings like the chunk strawberry, so if the flavored kitkats are high effort, they could be good. idk.

>> No.13611275

>>13598531
>phallic
More like a scat fetish

>> No.13611279

>>13610746
these have to have enough fruit or it just feels like you're eating bread though. also it makes me wish for a real granny's cobbler....like snickers is the best snickers, there's no such thing as granny snickers that's better. but granny cobbler is much better than cobbler bar.

>> No.13611305

>>13611275
As I elaborated in >>13601353 it's definitely phallic. That's why the bigger size - king size - of candy bar is not just wider/thicker (which would make packing easier so you'd think they'd do it like that) but rather is traditionally both longer and a little thicker, like a king-sized phallus. Recently due to serving size requirements they have had to divide king-sized bars into two little turdly halves, which i despise.

In a parallel vein, the disk shape, found in reese's and other cups and york patties, is psychologically reminiscent of coins - big, heavy disks intrinsically make us feel great wealth. Kitkats, likewise, emanate a feeling of wealth due to their similarity to gold bars.

>> No.13611468

>>13611227
They don't make these anymore, do they? They used to be my dad's favorite.

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>>13611269
I've gone to chinatown and gotten green tea and strawberries-and-cream kitkats, I liked the green tea chocolate a lot, but pic related, "hojicha roasted tea" flavor, BLEW MY SHIT BACK dude honestly. Like a depth of flavor I was surely not expecting. I would highly recommend, just wish they weren't so fkn expensive where I'm at. If I could find them cheaply and easily I'd make myself sick on 'em.

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>>13598726
The fuck out of here with that bottom tier bull shit excuse for a candy bar.

>> No.13612478

>>13604885
God tier

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>>13611866
That is encouraging to hear. I hope to encounter a good flavor by chance someday. A lot of them look tasty but I feel like seeking a specific one out is wrong. I will meet a flavor i'd never heard of in an asian market or somewhere and that will be the organic experience. Very good to know that they are high quality with deep flavors. thank you.

>>13612388
If you didn't have one at least like 5 years ago, then you don't know. they used to e better, or maybe i was just 5.

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Almost any brand works for me as long as theyre rich in cacao

but a bit of mint wouldn't hurt.

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Wrong but oh so right

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>>13598726
> Originally, it had three pieces in one package, flavored chocolate, strawberry and vanilla; hence the name, which was derived from the novel The Three Musketeers. Rising costs and wartime restrictions on sugar saw the phasing out of the vanilla and strawberry pieces to leave only chocolate

Wtf the original bar sounds based.

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>>13612960
Yeah I can't believe they haven't recreated this. It was introduced in 1932, so the 100 year anniversary is 2032.... maybe we'll get to try it then...

they do 3 musketeers flavors rarely, and they're usually not great, but this Mocha Cappucino looks good. never seen it irl though.

>>13612898
used to eat at least 3 of these a day my first semester of college. best chocolate in the campus store...

>>13612979
used to get one of these every day in middle school. not sure why i stopped, but these days they did goodbar dirty with the bad new chocolate.

>> No.13614721

>>13612950
this amuses me because it's sold as swiss chocolate abroad yet a swissmen in his right mind would never touch it

>> No.13614725

>>13612950
the name of this candy bar is what i loudly exclaim when a woman with exceptionally large breasts walks past
MILKA MILKA

>> No.13615458

>>13600756
kind of a chewy caramely chocolatey toffee-y thing with peanuts. 10/10

>> No.13615657

>>13598593
lol i like these too are we plebs?

>> No.13615776

>>13604885
I remember seeing this in a movie and I don't remember what it was.

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>>13598575
My negro

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>>13598531

>> No.13617589

>>13606395
thanks for the report, I’ll pick one up whenever I happen to see it

>> No.13617599

>>13601006
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

having moved from canada to america, I will pine forever for the coffee crisp

>> No.13618006

>>13602423
But palm oil is the best oil

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>>13598531
For me it's Time Out

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Yup, they don't make em like that anymore.