/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13578356
his lazy hand movements make me so irrationally angry

>>13578356
I wonder if anyone actually tried making that for someone.

>haha le funny fat man cook bad
So you want the worst webm thread ever?

>>13578356
Daily reminder to eat before you eat you fat fucks

>>13578548
Did someone say "log-shaped"?

>>13578548
Egg dicks

>>13578548
They really have to play up the acting huh.

>>13578356
Jesus god, what is this horribleness?

jack's blog: http://allthatbugs.blogspot.com/

>>13578548
I had one of those. My aunt got it for me. I tried it one time, just to see. I give it a 0/10.

>>13578548
Egg turds.

>>13578604
based retard

>>13578497
It's the lazyman's cheesecake

>>13578548
ah yes the mechanical anus that does egg poos directly into your mouth, it's what every kitchen needs

>>13580418
>Street food
Okay third worlder.

>>13580458
lurk more newcunt

>>13580458
Time to stop posting

>>13580458
lurk more newfaggot

>>13580921
this is beyond retarded

>>13578356
did he just put a whole tub of margarine in that pie crust

>>13580418

but how does he get out?

>>13580899

I'm not above eating that.

>>13580899
give me a fat joint and i'll eat that

>>13578604
Seems reasonable

the pro-tip of cutting open your pie plate with scissors to get the first piece out intact is 100% over powered

>>13580899
How are you even supposed to eat that? Like a hamburger?

>>13581018
whats the story ?

>>13581096
you in your 40s.

>>13581096
extreme jew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mTHQC2_-ik

>>13581018
> calls himself foodie
> only spends money for food since everything else is a waste
> cooks eggs without anything
die

oh wow, i've never seen any of these webms before. it's not like this thread is almost an exact duplicate of the million previous webm threads

kys

>>13581018
>>13581096
>>13581145
>>13581156
Why y'all hating on the minimalist lifestyle?

I can 100% guarantee those eggs are the GOAT!

>>13581018
>>13581145
>>13581209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JU0GiMws_Q

he cooks with lobsters he finds in the dumpster

>>13581247
>he cooks with lobsters he finds in the dumpster

we must study his immune system

>>13581247
>charges 40 dollars for dumpster lobster and wine

yeah, im thinking hes based

>>13580961
Get out of what? It's a guy making egg sandwich.

>>13581211
I unironically want to learn this, just to get instantly wasted instead of pretending that I care to talk or something in parties.
How do this?

>>13581298
Practice the technique shown with a straw and water. You might need to train up with some al/ck/ tier liver crossfit though.

>>13580961
>implying

>>13581145
That show pisses me off so goddamn much.
Because the cheapskates are really fucking bad at cheapskating.
Like that Asian chick who kept scraps of old T-shirts or whatever and wiped her ass with them instead of buying toilet paper. Then wasted money washing them to do it again.
Cunt, if you can't afford toilet paper you can just go to McDonald's and steal a roll from them. Fucking hell.
Another guy drive his car around town for like an hour to check payphones for left behind change. Found maybe a buck fifty. Yeah, I'm sure you didn't waste more than that driving your car all that time, dipshit. And the time could have been better spent working an hour of overtime at your job.

Can someone please ease my pain and assure me the show is 100% fake?

>>13578548
im not even homophobic but that guy is such a faggot

>>13580921
She's a solid 7.

>>13578548
Give this to someone without instructions and tell them it's a fleshlight.

>>13578656
Retired 2-star michelin chef Jack Scalfani.

>>13578548
it would be so much easier to make the egg dicks with a simple plastic mold you gotta boil in water

>>13581987

>>13581565
the fact that you need to question if its fake...

>>13581565
>Can someone please ease my pain and assure me the show is 100% fake?
The term 'reality television' is deceptive. As far as the American variety goes, there's very rarely any actual reality to the lion's share of reality shows because just about all of them are scripted. Ever wonder why every episode of Pawn Stars is structured almost exactly the same way (i.e. a handful of deals where people talk about an item that's always historical in some way because it's on the History Channel, a 'buddy' of Rick's is called over, and then the seller haggles for a bit, with some unrelated B-plot sandwiched in-between)? It's because all of it is scripted, even though the show would like you to believe that it was off-the-cuff. Not every reality show is as blatantly fake as that, but I can assure you that none of them are real enough to deserve their title-- especially the ones with confessionals. They're designed to fill the void that soap operas left when those lost popularity, and appeal to the same demographic of suburban housewives and deadbeat, alcoholic dads.

>>13580463
>>13580495
>>13580646
*trots back in from job to break room*

*checks thread again*

baited for this exact response lol

>>13580418
There is nothing impressive about this sandwich and I'm sick of retards posting this street shitter

>>13580899
of all the ones I've seen of this street food this is the most inoffensive, just a slurry of chips, ruffage, and saws thats an easy meal when your baked.

>>13580921
Gross. Why are women always dancing around and laughing at things and shit like that? Is true that the only thing they care about is making every penis hard all the time?

>>13583136

>>13581211
utterly based

>>13583136
this is so autistic it hurts

>>13581298
Hold the straw between your teeth and just keep swallowing.

>>13580903
how are the chips even finger-food at that point? They gotta be sopping wet!

>>13580897
What the fuck am I even watching?

>>13583229
T. Roastie

>>13578356
Just make a jello box pie with gram craker crust. Still lazy but 1000x better.

>>13578617
based world's last logposter

>>13581145
is this guy autistic?

>>13584216
How can I learn to do this?

>>13583882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko

>>13578505
I made it for myself and was unable to get laid that night

>>13578617

Doing Logs work anon

>>13584203
I thought freddy kreuger was make believe

>>13584228
The fact they're called "garbage plates" makes this okay for me

>>13578548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydwaz2oPWY0

>>13584388
Never expected to see uncle bumblefuck on /ck/

>>13584454
he has a couple of cocking videos actually

>>13580907
What was supposed to be in the cup?

>>13584203
>"can I get a little squirt"

>>13584780
It's sliced raw onion.

>>13584780
>>13584916
Its tripe

>>13581211
Is this how you impress women? Tell me I never had sex

>>13584927
You never had sex.

>>13584934
wasn't that his point?

>>13584939
Don't know, I'm just following anon's request.

>>13581211
I really wish they were in frame when they first noticed.

>>13580897

Polenta for muricans

>>13584927
cooking good food impresses quite a lot of women.

>>13584203
that can't taste good

>>13584212
he's jew, so yes

>>13580897
just use polenta, you idiot.

>>13578356
ewww!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>13584918
Raw? He's going to cook it later, right?

>>13580921
It's not that I hate her, I just hate how she hasn't had any real problem in her life. It's not her fault I hate this, it's not her fault life isn't fair. I'm not still sure if I envy that.

>>13581565
Right? There was one about a wrestler that reused paper tissues to the extreme. But ripping off an old shirt and making your own cloth napkin is too hard, right?

I am a better cheapskate than that and I'm not even a cheapskate.

>>13584927
if by women you mean whores, then yes

>>13584203
damn shoenice really let himself go

>>13581211
why does he put a straw in it

>>13580458
Holy moly, this is the newest thing I've seen in months.

>>13585808
do you know how a gravity bong works?

>>13581565
Even if he rode around on a bike, he'd still only be making $1.50/hour, not counting lost calories. I make £40/hour: sometimes having a job is a better use of your time.

>>13585606
no offense but delusional incels (redundant I know) should stay on reddit

>>13578617
HOLY SHIT, its been fucking years anon!>>13578640

>>13580418
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>13586134
He just eggscapes.

>>13585808
To ensure that the liquid goes down without him having to blow air in manually, I think. It's glass so you can't just squash the bottle to ensure that it goes down properly and quickly

>>13581247
lobsters eat shit anyways, he's just fishing them from their natural habitat

>>13584203
Is he drinking ethenol or petrol? what is the story to this

>>13585808
to prevent a vacuum

>>13585256
what does one do with a carrot net?

>>13586250
Catch fish sticks

>>13580903

what are the disc thingies? tamarind candy?

anyways, when the clamato poured in I almost shat myself

>>13584918

Looks like pickled pork skin

>>13581298
youll pass out in seconds or minutes and then puke all over yourself. Not worth it for 10 seconds of fame that you wont even remember.

>>13586107
>manly hands
>nail polish

>>13586534

>>13585808
prevents negative pressure in the top of the bottle as the liquid comes out. if you dont have it then you'll get a glugging effect as the vacuum in the top of the bottle draws in air through the same hole you're trying to drink from..

>>13586534
using cake mix in a recipe vid

>>13584927
It is one of the ways. Other ways include getting into fistfights with men bigger than you and drinking black coffee.

>>13578356
God bless Ja/ck/.

>>13586107
looks good

>>13581298
get an empty whiskey bottle
fill it with ice tea
close cap
fun party trick
real degenerates booty bump cough syrup, one shot or beer bypasses your liver its like drinking a six pack all at once

>>13580935
it was premade cheesecake filling

>>13586962
That's not how the liver works, you dumb fuck.
Pay more attention in class instead of "booty bumping" all the time.

>>13586975
>Pay more attention in class

>>13581247
why can't he find furniture in the dumpster? most of the furniture I have in my home was free.

>>13580458
How embarrassing

>>13586993
Because he's seeking attention for looking quirky. Look at that smirk on his face. That's not pleasure in teaching. That's satisfied vanity.

>>13586962
>>13586989
Depending on a number of factors you might get drunk faster by taking the alcohol rectally which can make you feel that you got more drunk since the uptake was faster and hit you harder, but one unit of alcohol will still only be one unit.

>>13581247
That guy has a really unhealthy look to him. If I met him I would instinctively want to keep my distance for fear of catching some disease.

>>13580921
>look at me! look at me!

>>13587124
Exactly. It's like she's having a fun time with somebody. I don't know how people can stand to live like that.

>>13587133
If there wasnt a camera on her I doubt she would be like such a harlot. and just look how she is dressed! not even a dress or bonnet!

>>13587030
if you ever buttchug, always make sure you have a spotter. Trust me, I learned the hard way.

>>13582303
Whats next for television?

>>13587149
How much did you chug, anon?

>>13587143

>Jack

>>13587159
4 beers down a funnel. You'll want someone to hold your legs, and maybe even a third to encourage you. Make sure its not cold, made that mistake once.

>>13587174
Oh look. It's the drink the guy in front of me orders when I just want a beer.

>>13580897
Did I red her lips right? Dorito Consomme?

>>13578640
This is what bugs me the most about these stupid people and channels, the fucking overreactions. It is as though they are toddlers and everything is either absolutely disgusting, terrifying, or hilarious, nothing is just meh, or kind of interesting.

>>13584203
daddy needs his juice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Qq3CTNqUk

>>13587319
The cute chubby Asian only looked mildly interested.

>reposts: the thread
this is why nobody comes here

>>13580899
>faggot nachos

>>13580921
i was more focused on the purple heart/maple cutting board that looks like a murrican flag

>>13581565
When you are poor you spend a lot of time trying to find money. There are a lot of different ways to find money, but it takes time.

>>13587673
Make something new then, faggot. Be the change you want to see.

>>13581018
call me what you want but i honestly would like that
i miss my early 20s
now i'm surrounded by shit that requires so much effort to maintain, truly a self-constructed prison

>>13587767
>now i'm surrounded by shit that requires so much effort to maintain, truly a self-constructed prison

>>13581298
you do know that instead of being drunk and good to go that you're going to be pretty much instantly insanely sick unless you're a major alcoholic?

>>13581211
as a moderate al/ck/ this is painful to watch. long road ahead for that kid

>>13587307
Yeah

>>13586525
did you see the recipe? They're fat, anon

>>13587269
Me when I'm fucked up on edibles

>>13586525
Looks like a fat Mexican girl.

>>13586534
Why go through all of that trouble but use box mix?

>>13588796
It's more about the technique for the decoration. There's no reason to provide a recipe. You can use any cake recipe you want.

>>13586250
wrap around augh fish

>>13580899
The most aggravating part of this video is 100% the way she cuts open the chips and plates them with tongs.

>>13587143
Wholesome

>>13582195
>>13583139
>>13583229
>>13587133
>>13585929

>>13578617
FUCKing kek

>>13580418

HHOWWW)?

>>13589331
mexico was a mistake

>>13589669
Eggsit.

>>13587828
So train until your a major alchy. Are you a quitter or do you want to live your dreams?

>>13580418
It's actually so amazing desu. He's the guy who's practiced one kick ten thousand times that Bruce Lee was afraid of

>>13586250
one does consume it

>>13585498
girl?

>>13587143
based sea dog

>>13578356
i dont see whats wrong with it

>>13581247
The old asian guy is Wayman or whatever his name was from workaholics

>>13584927
The girls in the webm are shocked because they were in charge of buying liquor for the party; and just like how women think that people only eat two pieces of pizza, they didn't think that Chad would clear them out before 9:00PM.

>>13590514
go away jack

>>13590838
tell me whats wrong with it

>>13584927
That second one looks disgusted and is probably trying to figure out how long it's going to take before this retard vomits and passes out in the hallway.

>>13578617
based logger

>>13586256
Underrated

>>13581018
why is he so red

>>13591020
super male vitality

>>13587297
>Eat the bugs

>>13578356
i'm slowpoking as fuck but i found out jack had a stroke like two years ago and still hasn't regained the use of his arm
that's pretty sad even if i can't say i'm that surprised given his diet

>>13578356
>his first piece of advice in this video is not to make dessert
>immediately starts making a cheesecake
Is that an appetiser to him or something>>13578497

>>13586107
Lol at those fat bitch hands

>>13587159
This be what wypipo be lookin like when they see a jalapeno in they food

>>13578356
>a whole tub of cool whip in a pie crust
bro just buy a fucking cream pie or something at that point, it will taste 100x better for like a few dollars more, if that

>>13578548
looks like a bitch to clean

>>13578617
its been so long it took me a minute to realize

>>13580897
>boiling doritos
stopped watching

>>13581987
I'de go further and say a 6
too tall and skinny, practically a skeletal alien

>>13586256
heh

>>13585929
>no offense
maybe you should stay on reddit
women do not have real problems, theres nothing wrong with that, they're just inferior beings.

>>13586107
That's not a fondue.

>>13587124
500 Dollars for Atriaux

>>13578356

>>13591443
what is that bacon looking stuff it looks horrendous

>>13591465
Doner kebab meat. It's a big lump of spiced lamb meat on a rotating spit and you shave the cooked meat off the sides.

It's fucking delicious.

>>13586138
Fuck, got me hahaha

>>13587767
Get rid of it then, you stupid fuck.

>>13581211

I wish he threw the bottle at one of those roasties while chasing it.

>>13581987
>the old "i pretend to have very high standards on the internet to cover up the fact im a lonely loser"

>>13585606
dont think pretty people are excluded from suffering

it comes to everyone one way of another

>>13581247
there's having a simple life and being smart with your money and then there's making a fool out of yourself despite probablely already having a fair amount of money

this dude could die in a week from eating roadkill and his money would just go to the government to pay for a new tank

>>13581247
why does any mercian tv show feel incredibly fake?

>>13581211
this can only end badly both short and long run

>>13591650
because the amerilard need to be constantly feed with cheap ass entertainment

>>13584216
Movie name?

>>13591918
The God of Cookery.

>>13591922
based thx

>>13586107
I immediately lose interest in trying shit after I see fat hands. It's just a reminder of what fatties are like

>>13590935
You could probably do exactly what he did and be fine too (in a relative sense you'll be quite drunk). I guess you've never tried but it's how I used to drink as a teen. Chug it quick because it's 5 dollar gut rot that tastes godawful.

>>13591650
Isn't it all TV? It's because everyone with more than a room temp iq gets their entertainment on the internet.

>>13591043
It's a fucking crustacean, you absolute mong.

>>13589669
How does he get out? Simple. He breaks the eggs. He breaks all the eggs. And once all those broken eggs have been cooked and sold, then he goes home.

>>13584299
>>13580897
i think someone should die for this one

>>13589688
I laffed

>>13580458
>thinking egg-man is anything but based

>>13586534
the amount of fucking waste here is baffling. mouth is on the floor, if i caught someone bringing this to a potluck i would club them to death knowing what they did to produce it

>>13582207
>>13582303
I know some of it has to be scripted or edited or otherwise "helped along" but I can't help but worry that too much of it is still real.
Like that asshole in the webm. Did they actually move his furniture out of the house for the bit or does he really live on the damn floor?
Does the Asian lady buy toilet paper and they just made up that shit about the cloth scraps?
Some of that shit has to be real. There's no way those houses on Hoarders are staged. And that bothers me.

>>13585913
Exactly what I meant when I said he should have worked that hour as overtime instead of dicking around with payphones.
"Bill, can you stay an extra hour today?"
"Nooooo! I need to go to the goodwill shop and look for pennies under the sofa cushions"
Goddamn.

>>13587733
That's retarded, though.
He could have spent that hour mowing someone's lawn for ten bucks or something. It's more money and it makes your neighbour like you a little better.
Makes me think poor people, at least some of them, deserve to be poor.

>>13592269
so this is what torture looks like. look at them wriggling around pathetically around their electric chair.

>>13591067
Did he dump plain newly opened cream cheese into the pie shell? He didn't mix it with eggs and sugar?

>>13592329
It's a no bake cheesecake filling in a tub.

>>13592269
why did she blow on it

>>13584216
is this the new monster hunter?

>>13581211
Did he died?

>>13592380
It's hot grease in the glass

>>13578548
kinda gay

>>13581565
I've seen a bunch of reality shows getting filmed on the Vegas strip (ones from out of town that have a trip to Vegas like Housewives of wherever and foreign Real World style shows), and they are so highly scripted that they film arguments 5 times over to get the best take and film them lugging around empty prop luggage. These people have no integrity. Never trust anything you see on TV regardless of how "real" it's supposed to be.

>>13591443
how much does that cost? What's the yellow-lookin sauce?

>>13592688
No idea on cost, but that's chippy curry sauce (basically gravy with turmeric/curry powder)

>>13580418
How he does out get but?

>>13592472
that's not hot grease, it's super high proof liquor. Hot grease would crack glass.

>>13585495
No you idiot they throw away the Doritos and use the clear liquid. Its Doritos consummé

>>13580899
It's like if it was the second great depression and you wanted to make your shitty meal seem like a "5 star" meal.

>>13592732
not every kind of glass. either way, if it was liquor, it would combust being this hot

>>13580418
Where the fuck does he get off

>>13589669
eg?

>>13585606
Just because the bitch is happy in that video, doesn't mean she hasn't suffered. You don't know what's happened in her life. Maybe she's been a rape victim or who knows but she eventually chose to move on, be happy and make even more happy smoothies. While dancing to attract dicks, of all kinds, the cunt.

>>13592732
Nigga glass is made at extremely high tenperatures. Its a sudden change in temperature, or thermal shock, that would cause it to shatter.

>>13587297
I fucking love shellfish, but seriously, how the fuck are you supposed to eat this? If you're supposed to just eat the whole thing shell and all, you'd have the deep fry the FUCK out of it for it to become crispy enough to bite through. If you're supposed to shell it as you eat, that seems like way too much effort for street food. Unless its just a chink thing, they seem to have this tendency to just fucking eat the shells and bones of everything, no matter how tough it is to chew, they'll either sit there for hours grinding away at that husk of calcium, or just fucking swallow it and hope their stomach can deal.

Also why sprinkles what the fuck.

>>13592217
get over yourself faggot, you couldn't kick anyones ass

>>13592688
Probably "joppi" sauce. It's a british thing, basically a curry mayo. Or some kind of curry gravy. Either way, it's a mild curry sauce.
We don't have street food like that here in Canada but we can piece it together with stuff from the grocery store, and damn does curry-based sauce go good with fries/chips.

>>13592773
apparently its a real mexican street good called Doritos locos or some stupid bullshit like that

>>13593108
>they seem to have this tendency to just fucking eat the shells and bones of everything, no matter how tough it is to chew, they'll either sit there for hours grinding away at that husk of calcium, or just fucking swallow it and hope their stomach can deal.

They went like 30 000 years without drinking cow's milk or cheese or any dairy or anything so yeah they learned to eat the bones off fish and shells and whatever.

and honestly most white people are complete pussies when it comes to that, for some people just the tail on a shrimp is like trying to eat glass for them. They need to get the special shrimp with the tail peeled off because they're disabled babies that need special food for their tiny soft mouth.

>>13580418
Everybody asks how he gets out
But nobody asks how he gets in

>>13593179
>Oh yeah? Well I eat NAILS! Yeah, IRON NAILS. You don't eat nails? Heh, bet you couldn't if you tried with your weak little pussy teeth, just like all your kind. You'd be all crying "Oh no this isn't food this hurts!", and you'd have to be given something softer, meanwhile I eat at least one box of nails EVERY DAY, like ALL my ancestors!
There's a difference between not being able to do something and just not wanting to do something. White people could eat the garbage parts of cheap food that are difficult to bite through and digest, but why do it if you don't have to? Sure, you could argue that Chinese people are hard because they had to eat sand during the poor times, but then why the fuck do they still do it when they no longer have to? It's martyrdom for no cause other than pride.

>>13587158
ahegao

>>13586107
this is komplet lepinja serbia special 2nd best food i ever ate

>>13580921
Ah yes, the incel ousting "I hate women" webm.

>>13593329
because stuff like fish bones and shrimp tails are actually super easy to eat, and it's not garbage parts of food when they're full of calcium that they need and other nutrients. Also because dairy is still not all that popular or accessible esp since most Asian are lactose intolerant.

I eat the tails on shrimps and tiny bones in tanned salmon or whatever. They're really nothing bad, it's just a bit of crunch in what is otherwise a soft protein. there's no issue digesting it.

>>13580897
Is it illegal to kill People?

>>13593358
I love how jack has so many of these videos where he shot and edited and uploaded these thinking "yeah, this all looks great"

you would think there would be a couple of times where even he had to film a second take.

or maybe all these videos have him shooting 3-4 different takes and each time it's the best possible outcome

>>13580897
epic

>>13585644
HEEEEEY EVERYBODY, Shoenice here.

>>13593388
He's addressed this before. He makes food for the common man, as an average joe. So when he fucks up he includes it, kind of like a "don't do what I just did" type of thing. Like with the chicken, he said to throw it in the microwave iirc to finish it

>>13578548
I want that guy to look at my cock like that

>>13587158
The way Jack licks the taco before biting it is obscene and borderline pornographic

>>13593446
>He makes food for the common man, as an average joe.
Is he though
450 lbs and had like three strokes and one of his arms don't work
I guess yeah he would technically be the average joe

>>13593474
that's how he kisses his wife!

>>13593102
It would break anyway.
Glass' thermal expansion coefficient is high enough to cause structural stress and break the glass regardless if the change in temperature was sudden or not.

>>13593476
Don't forget, had to get surgery on his feet because his weight put excess pressure on his joints

>>13587297
I said "what the fuck"
then I thought I realized what was happening
then I realized what was happening
then I said "what the fuck"

>>13591443
I think I would have preferred to just get a massive pizza box worth of cheese fries...Is this a thing?

>>13585206
>>13585495
>Polenta
Is that how you make consomme? I have never thought about it until now but my first thought would not have been to use polenta that's for damn sure

>>13587740
Shoot competitive eaters

>>13584228
thomas kellers lesser known brother

>>13584934
underrated

>>13580921

White girls can't dance for shit.

>>13581156

What irritates me is that he spends 2k on an apartment, but he can just get a studio or rent a room for cheaper.

>>13591438
Based overpriced swiss food.

>>13581209
I guarantee that those eggs are 100% inferior to the scrambled eggs I do in my microwave.

>>13587226
fucking disgusting

>>13591414
Delicious bondiola

>>13586534
That plate at the very end is probably the worst one I've ever seen

>>13578604
I only eat after I eat.

>>13593372
White guy here. I eat shrimp tail cause lazy but I've been told it makes you allergic if you do it enough. I've got a small brain so not sure if true. Anyone know?

>>13587159
"I don't want your fucking fish".

This animal is being so patient with this lady. I kept expecting it to get frustrated and bite her hand off.

>>13583136
Eh, if I could earn >300k a year just dancing around making smoothies I'd do it to. I know a couple 'influencers' that all admit how stupid these videos are, but won't stop doing them because its so little labor for so much money. I know a girl that gets 7.5k/post, and I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't do the same thing if I was a cute girl

Anyone got the guy dicing onions like a pro?

>>13593446
desu i don't understand why people hates jack so much, yeah he is an insolent retard who wants carpet bombing palestine abd chocked his son, but he looks a good guy and sensitive one , i don't any reason to be mad at him or being irritated by his horrid cooking "techniques" , is his problem if he has strokes or salmonella. I honestly want him back again to jewtube so he can continue making those videos with his mistakes .

>>13591117
Niiiggeerrrrrr

>>13596108
For what purpose is the chocolate tree log?

>>13596108
they taste so god damn good

>>13581270

It's part of the meme. If you watch the whole clip the guy is surrounded by an egg fortress with no backdoor and no side entrance. There is no perceivable exit.

>>13584203

The fuck? Wouldn't that shut down his kidneys?

>>13596445
I got you covered.

>>13596596
Well except for the clearly visible rear exit.

>>13581987
Based reference

>>13596607
Imagine how powerful Jack would be with the meme force behind him now if only he could still use both his arms.

>>13581145
>uses an expensive razor that costs more to replace the head then his entire wardrobe and furniture cost per month
interdasting.

>>13596648
>imagine
Jack had been a meme long before his stroke. It did give us the schadenfreude of seeing a subjectively bad person suffer, and his carb friendly jackification of keto which basically renders the diet pointless was/is kekworthy... I would still say it's been a net loss since his videos are considerably worse now and his disability is an uncomfortable specter of what awaits us food jacks.

>>13596707
How disabled is he at the moment? Is there a hope for at least some recovery?

>>13580897
nerve gas

>>13596754
I think that he should've been capable of moving his arm by now, but how much effort do you expect from someone who stays morbidly obese after years of diebetes and two strokes and has a youtube cooking show, where he tries to mask his laziness by acting like a "common, straight-shooting man"?

You can see his current state if you want, sicne he's uploaded a video few hours ago, but it's pretty unremarkable.

>>13585606
The only reason to continue living is out of spite in an pathetic attempt to kill God.

>>13591211

I'm fat but losing weight and even when I was smaller I was never this skinny. Bitch looks like all she consumes are smoothies. She looks tall too, so she's probably underweight

>>13592217

That's what i thought too. Like they couldn't find a more economic way of producing that?

>>13596754
jack has always had an intelligence that borders on trainable retard, but with his fucked up speech center now he slurs constantly and expands upon fragmented thoughts by rewording them with the same words. his arm is fucked and will never improve. his foot is probably also fucked in the same way although it's not on camera much. his speech got a lot better really quickly but plateaued early. it's intelligible speech but you can tell by the repetition that it's not coming out the way it's meant to. to quote the still sitting POTUS: sad!

>>13593179

Lmao nice one

>>13593358

Wtf am I looking at?

>>13596948
general tso's chicken with all the not chicken ingredients having been mixed into a non-newtonian paste

>>13592913
probably in his egg wife

>>13597237
Is that how she got impreggnated?

>>13597259
>impreggnated
chiggens lay eggs like real women menstruate.
They just do.

>>13593498
That's how he eats her taco

>>13596566
indeed

>>13597309
dumbass

>>13585808
he's a big guy

>>13597963
for you

>>13593108
You can eat the shell too, it's not a big deal.

>>13580921
Daily reminder she's going to blow up into a fat lard ass after she's done slamming cock down her throat

>>13587133
Fun? She can't even cook or sustain a family. Lmao

>>13587159
>bird said no 4 times
Women are retarded, they think everything not human is a baby.